You Can't Make This Shiz Up
What can you say about this?
Thank God it wasn't us!
"Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.
The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.
Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.
The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported."
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*oh no*
when Malaysia is finally on Perez,
it's bad news ):
uh thats what he fucking gets for comparing someone. I would be pissed too.
This sounds like the Larraina Bobbit story that happened a couple of years ago.
Amen. Serves him right, dirty pig. I would have thrown that tiny sucker out the window so he had to go searching for it like Bobbit did….
That's what this azzhole gets for comparing his women. How effing stupid can a man be?
Personally, I think he deserved it. Anyway, who cares about what happened to this "prick". The nation is still in shock over the news of an 8 year old girl who went missing for a month and turned up dead. She was brutally beaten, tortured and raped. According to autopsy reports, she was not fed for weeks.. her eyelashes had salt crystals on them because she had been crying so much. The beasts who did this to her, broke her bones to stuff her into a gym bag when they disposed of her. I don't even want to tell you what they found stuffed in her privates… Lets pray they get the bastards who did this. I urge everyone to be extra cautious with their kids.
PS: I love you Perez! I read your blog everyday! 1st time I've seen Malaysia mentioned! What an intro…
I'm from Malaysia and muslims are allowed to have second wives, btw.
Can't help but to comment… FYI it's in the news u dong #14MALAYSIAN. Anyways there are some wrong infos here Mizz Perez. I don't think it's because of him comparing her sex skill, he was just paying more attn to the younger wife. And no he didn't ride on his own to hospital… They stay in those cheap wooden "kongsi" house for labor worker and apparently other men heard his "scream" and took him to the hospital.
OK I MOOWED TO KL MALASIA ABOU 4 MUNTH AGO(JOB)AND CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS DIRTY , DISCASTING FOOL OFF CRUPPY CORRAPTED STUPEDEST COUNTRY I HAVE EVEN BEEN TO.
OH MGD, THEY R THE UGLIEST NATION I,VE SEEN IN THE WORLD, I HAVE BEEN TO MANY PLASES AND I'VE SEEN MANY FACES-BUT THIS… ITS REALLY BAD GUY U CANT BELIVE H LOW CLASS PIPL R , AND THEY TREAT THEY R WIFS AS SHEET , SAME AS THEY R KIDS, THEY R SO SEEK THEY LIKE TO TAKE A PICS ON THEY R PFHONE IF ANYBODY IS LITLE PRETY , THEY TAKE A PICS OF MY KIDS WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMITION , AND MIN , I HAVE A MANY FIGHTES WITH THOUS DONKEY ASSHOLS IN A SHOPING SENTERS, THEY HAVE NO COMMON SENS AND NO MANNERS AT ALL , THEY SPLASH A DOOR TO A KIDS FACE , THEY NEVER BORTHER TO WOTCH IF ANYBODY BEHIND THEM SO THEY CAN HOLD THE DOOR , THEY JUST DONT CARE , AND THE WOMEN OH MGD, THEY R SO DYRTY THEY HAVE NO IDYA H TO KEEP THE HOUSE CLAINE, THEY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING IN THEY R LIFE EXEPT THEY R FAKE GUUCHI BAGS AND THEY R STUPED FOOD, ANY RESTOURANT I GO TO I FEEL LIKE WORMITING THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE COCRUTCHES THERE NO METTER WHERE U GO OR H EXPENSIVE THE RESTOURANT EVERY HOTEL AND POSHY PLACE IS REALLY REALLY DIRTY , THEY R PLATS AND TD.
MEN IN MALASIA THINGS THEY R THE KING , COS THE STUPED WOMEN MADE THEM FEEL SO ,
malasia is the seekest place i,ve been to and the polis in malasia do nothing about the killers and murdures, all they do is that they catch a wrong puipl and says: the case is solwed. whot a seek country , everything is seek in malasia , everywhere u go u,ll get upset, i resently have to ask a gron up women to wotch her back when she pass throuth the door in cace there is a baby behind her , but who cares they pretend to be seveliz but ther steel a bunch of donkeys with lots of fake stuf on them , uglyest uglyset GOD forgive me 4 this but its trouth , they drive crazy , they dont let u gt out of the lift they,ll sqwosh u insighte , they have no respect 4 kids , they only respect power and money, they kill just 4 nothing , i have never hated any country this much in my entire life, them men stars at u as u r an alyon , they r women even worst they will loock and loock no comon sens, oh my god they have no idea h cheep they loock when they try to pretend something that they r not, MALASIA SAAKS , AND I HATE HERE , THANKS GOD I,LL MOOVE OUT SOON
Hillary is on record as saying that when she is elected, this will be completely legal. That's why Bill is campaigning for her. He's scared shitless !!
Re: lala, MEN r anymals –
YOU SUCK MAN!!!! MALAYSIA IS THE BEST!! IF U SAY LIKE THAT BOUT MALAYSIA THN GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY U SHIT DICK!! CANT EVEN WRITE ENGLISH PROPERLY!! MALAYSIA RULEZZ>>.
he's just a foreigner living in Malaysia… who cares?
Re: MALAYSIA D BEST – yes shure, oh shur, malasia is the dumpest place in the world, loock at you dirty pigs cant even sowed the poor girls murderers probs. whot the hell can u wait frome the country where everyone sucking up to someone who is reecher than them , indians, chinees, malay or who ever they r , they steel cant desid who they r where they origin come frome , u guys r ….. well when u have thous the 3 asians together in 1 place whot ell can u wait?….. the botom line u r the suucks dirty smely discasting pig who things he is someone just coz he may drive a beat of beter car than other poor piplo. in malasia , i cant even open the window in my car afraid that soone may poot a gun on my haid , and yes in klcc some chinees peeg stolen my bag righte in front of my baby , and then when we catch him he says oh sorry sorry and runed away , ur parkings r another thing thats sucks in kl there r no normal places to park , everywhere is rocking badly, and ur sucky drivers… oh my god i dont even say everyone knows it. i mast admit the only thing is nice in malasia is the country sightes and they have a nice ntchural beuty in the booshes, thats all about it, so get the fuck of or stuped durty sky and admit thay malays r saks.about my english? i dont give a sheet, im not native english im speek many other in fluently, so far u did understand whot i ment to say and thats the point u looser
no he wasn't cheating on his wife RaineyC. he has two wives or maybe even more. In Malaysia, a muslim man is able to marry up to four wives.
no RaineyC, he wasn't cheating on his wife . He has two wives or more. A muslim man is allowed to have up to four wives in Malaysia. interesting eh?
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!! HA HA HA…….SERVES HIM RIGHT! BUT BECAUSE THE DOUBLE STANDARD IS EVEN WORSE IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES I BET THAT POOR WOMAN SERVES THE FULL THREE YEARS AND WILL BE SHUNNED OVER THERE WHEN SHE GETS OUT……………….UNLIKE MY GIRL LORENA…SHE GOT OFF LIGHT OVER HERE…BUT I BET SHE HAS TROUBLE GETTING DATES……….ID CHANGE MY NAME…..YOU KNOW I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL WITH YOU HOTLANTA…..FOR REAL FOR REAL….HOLLA AT YOUR BITCH…I HOLLAR!!!!!!
geez!!..that gotta hurt!!!..seriously..where xactly did he put his F*****G brain when he compared both wives by telling the 1st one?? and now he's pressing charges?..that's plain stupid!!!…and i have to say BRAVO to our fellow Malaysian doctors for reattaching this stupid guy's dick…Malaysia Boleh!!!!!..
Re: AR –
I agree completely!
How is getting mutilated by another person funny?
ELEVEN stitches?! How small was it?!
Re: mimi – as small as hiz fucking roten brain
you go, girl.
haha! serves him right! and to think they were doing it in a small room in a long house full of people! dummies!
cant believe malaysia is on perez! tho in a stupid but funny yet embarassing kinda way.. oh man!
love you perez! u rock!
OMFG!!! I can't believe Malaysian doctors were capable of doin such a thing! I'm sure it was a male doctor, coz a female in a right mind wouldn't have wasted their time. It's wierd that I found this here given i'm Malaysian. Perez Rox!!!
he must be a mat rempit……hahahaa……hahaha….. naik motor after getting his johnson's severed! classic
Re: lala, MEN r anymals – you stupid ape, you people are driving like f**k here in Malaysia. Bloody hell, u say something without thinking, you brainless pig. people like you are not welcome here in malaysia because you are nothing but just a piece of meat, you are a dirt. You go back and f**k your own place, you idiot.
btw, your english sucks big time, i wonder why you were chosen to be shifted here, probably because you suck and the people there don't need a piece of shit like YOU. and definately we don't need an ass like you.boohoo. LOSER!!!
you stupid stupid people. perez mentioned something that happened in Malaysia cuz he has a shit load of readers from there. it is a shithole, full of digusting foreigners,vietnamese, indons, bangladeshies, it is a fucking cesspool of crap. the crime rate is escalating so is the the ugliness. we just need the whities to come round to help the thriving prostitution industry. anyway, all malays are bastards and they should die - given freebies all throught their life and they still are the poorest idiots. the chinese dont bathe or wash their asses, they wipe - back to front … haha. the indians, they smell and carry curry powder everywhere they go, at least thats what they smell like. the others are just smelly. the public ransport should be called 'urinals'.
*yawn*….
fuck this… MORE BRANGELINA!!!!
for those who are confused as to asian culture particularly indonesia/malaysia….the guy is not cheating on his wife with his former wife……they are allowed to have more than one wife at the same time as allowed in their religion and culture….so, it is just normal for them to have this kind of relationship….but what is bad is comparing skills, he is a kind of kiss-and-tell guy and worse, comparing skills……..he just deserve it big time…..and I agree with AR…there's a lot of crime and violence against women but no justice given….as to comment of MALAYSIAN….the article says…..MALAYSIAN DOCTORS and INDONESIAN GUY…that's two different people…………
I'm sure the prick deserved it………….. only 3 years? wow, but they'd hang ya in Malaysia for shoplifting
Only 11 stitches????
Hahaha! How odd is it that the first time I've actually read this article is on Perez? I've heard abt it from my friends btw. To lala whatchamacallit, shut the hell up. If you wanna curse and put down a country or whoever, at least try to make sense by writing properly. I say the Malaysian doctors should be praised-ish for putting that wee lil' thing back together. P.S. I am Malaysian
Wow, was his name Bill Clinton? Oh yea, he didn't have sex with the younger Monica. Of course, it sure does look like Hillary is running her house and her party. You go girl - cause you only get one chance at the Presidency thanks to Mr. Puslousy from San Francisco.
More women should start doing this. It might just stop/discourage men from practicing polygamy.
omg. lol. didn't think this would come up on perezHilton. Anyway Malaysia doesn't suck, it's just the way some people run the country.
Re: lala –
JESUS CHRIST! IT CAN HAPPEN ANYWAY LAH MANGKUK!
dumb ass…that's what he gets for being stupid and insensitive…bet he wont mention that again lol lol
FUCK THAT BITCH…IF I WERE HER HE'D HAVE SWALLOWED THAT DICK…..HA HA….FULL MOON TONITE…..HOLLA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
in malaysia, an islam man is illowed to marry at least 4 women. (at the same time)
poligamy.
Cool. They actually know Malaysia? I thought they didn't. I'm from Malaysia anyway.
Re: lala, MEN r anymals – i m so sorrie 4 u for having such a negative view of my country. shit happens all the time so quit complaining. and u don't even knw how 2 spell properly! quit ur complaining! u sound like a big baby
erm… i got really confused with some of the comments posted here. guns in malaysia? i didn't know that was legal! as far as i'm concerned, i hven't read about any incident relating to people coming up to you when your car window's scrolled down and pointing a gun at you. yes, malaysia has had some flaws, like the law favoring those so-called bumiputras, road rages, the annoying traffic conditions, among many others, but we do have some positives like great food, the standard of living is considerably favorable compared to lots of countries, racial harmony (well, i have friends of all races and we get along alright). so to hear some ppl insulting my beloved country because of some unfortunate events that caused them that, of course i'll get offended. you won't want ppl to talk unfavorably about your country would you? i rest my case. btw, i'm 17.
Re: make peace not war – you sound more mature than most of the people who adressed the issue in here. may you be blessed.
Yes I'm Malaysian and I'm fucking proud of this article cuz it shows that Malaysian women at least have some balls not like all the freaking useless men!
By the way all of you who say Malaysia is a fucking cesspool, you guys are SO right. I hate it here and I was born here! The government is so fucking corrupt it would blow your minds to know what kind of shit they're up to. They make Bush look like a goddamned saint! THen again, maybe they're JUST like him! When Katrina struck and Kanye bitched about Bush's absence, a similar situation happened in Malaysia too! When Johor was experiencing massive floods that caused heaps of damage to property and not to mention the loss of lives, where were all our beloved ministers and leaders? Off on holidays till the floods receded! Whoop-de-fuckin'-do. They don't give a rat's ass about us.
To you Malaysians who still think our country is so freaking great, go and get yourselves a clue and stop reading the local newspapers which are full of crap and are not allowed to have an actual opinion. Read foreign newspapers and articles about Malaysia - the world is LAUGHING at us.
The man has TWO wives. That's allowed in Muslim law. He didn't cheat on either wife. But the man's just stupid. U don't start comparing your wives in front of them! Serves him right.
He didn't cheat on his wife. The man has TWO wives.
Serves him right the SOB, If my husband did that to me I'd slice his f***ing balls too.
that's bullshit only 3 years for that bitch…. i say life
Where is John Wayne Bobbit when you need him?
Re: Eurasian Chick –
datz ur opinion n datz my opinion
u should b kicked out off da country
c if any other country even wants ur fucking unpatriotic butt!