Britney Plays Paparazzi

Filed under: Britney Spears

Get a life!

Ughhh. Britney LOVES the paparazzi attention, and she knows how to mix things up to keep it ~~exciting~~ different.

The frequent and habitual drug user turned the cameras on the paparazzi, videotaping them on Wednesday.

Spears had lunch at craptastic Acapulco faux Mexican restaurant in Burbank with a fugly Alli wannabe.

Click here to watch it all go down!

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Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 4:21 am / Email this »

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FDDG says – reply to this

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BRITNEY S GONNA BE NUMBER 1 !!!!! IN AMERICA SECOND NUMBER 1 HERE WE COME!!!!
jenna says – reply to this

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and exactly how is anything she's doing wrong?
she went out to eat, and recorded the paparazzi.
who knows why she did it. maybe it's for a project to showing the 30 people or so that follow her around taking her picture and getting in her face so she can even walk 10 feet.

AND I LIKE HOW PEREZ FAILS TO MENTION THAT HER SINGLE DEBUT AT NUMBER 8 ON THE ITUNES CHARTS THE SAME DAY IT WAS RELEASED.
Lisa says – reply to this

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She was fine until she started hanging out w/ Nichole Anorexia, Paris Dumbass, and Lindsay Fire Crotch. They corrupted her!
Brooding Eden says – reply to this

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Anyone else notice how far back her hair goes??? She looks like she's balding.
Brian D says – reply to this

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Her song is the #3 song on ITunes in the US….#1 in Australia…..and top 10 in several other countries right now. I guess the world doesn't hate her as much as Perez has the past couple of weeks.
SheIsNuts says – reply to this

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Total nut job. Why don't her parents/ex husband have her picked up for a psych evaluation? It takes only 2 or 3 signatures of family members. This woman has lost her fucking mind! It is so obvious she totally detached from reality. How can she not know or realize the entire country/world are watching with their mouths hanging open with shock/disbelief. She is so bipolar and mentally ill it is sad to watch. Is there not a family member out there that cares enough about her to intervene. There must be some serious skeletons in that families closet to just stand back and watch her desconstruct on every possible level. They must be afraid something awful will come out.
debbie says – reply to this

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lol…you tell her to "get a life", all the while you're following her all over the globe. Someone else needs to get a life. Not to mention, stalking her after she's already sitting down at the table. tsk tsk tsk.
jacqueline says – reply to this

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Re: ty – you already KNOW why he doesn't post that
why are you asking questions you already know he isn't going to post anything nice…..shut up and quit whining. read above post about where you can go if you don't like what he writes.
omglolzers says – reply to this

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Her "assistant" LOVES the attention. She is smiling and mugging for the camera. She's a user!
Anna says – reply to this

210

Such a poor retarded kid… doesn't she have like two kids to take care of? what's she doing going out all day EVERYDAY…
perez is blind says – reply to this

211

the brunette girl is not her cousin alli
scootergirl says – reply to this

212

Didn't britney's little friend wear the same dress the night before when she went to the tanning booth at Midnight? With all the cash I would think a different outfit could be worn. Just a thought
Mark Catania says – reply to this

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Reminds me of Phillp Hoffman in that Ben Stiller movie where he is shooting his own E! true hollywood story…no?
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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If she volates probation, will she go to jail?…
.

"THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG"
Sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock".
.
"Sittin' here up inside the county jail,
Even with my money I can't buy no bail,
I told the judge I'm sorry but to no avail,
Now I'm cryin' all the time and you can hear me wail!
.
Unlock,
The door to my cellblock,
Just ask my last fan Criss Crock,
I'm Britney, bitch, and I rock!
.
Everywhere I stand or sit are funny smells,
Creepy stains are on all things in county jail,
Where my hangers on have fled it's hard to tell,
All I got's a jumpsuit and a bag of fan mail!
.
Poor me!
I'm a star, why don't they see!
Laws don't apply to Britney,
Criss Crocker, set me free!"
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
.
jenn says – reply to this

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"Ya'll I really hate dem paparozoas. They be following me and laughing at me and throwing stuff at me all da time. I wish they would let me eat my cheetos and corn nuts in peace! oh well, since I am going out I may as well make a spectacle of myself. that will keep dem away! I should bring da babies too so they see I's a good mama!"
tina says – reply to this

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how about all the patrons at the resturant , in comes britney! and now your being video taped.
Katie says – reply to this

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Haha that girl in the yellow shirt seemed happy that Britney was there XD!
t says – reply to this

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Hey! i love Acapulco!
Iloveyoulongtime says – reply to this

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, Ali Sims is THEE MOST UGLIEST of ALL!
Rob says – reply to this

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This bitch is going to start another reality show with this footage, watch!!

It's going to called "Feel Sorry For Me My Lifes Chaotic!"
Rob says – reply to this

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This bitch is going to start another reality show with this footage, watch!!

It's going to called "Feel Sorry For Me My Lifes Chaotic!"

dumb ass bitch!
I used to be a big brit fan!
I give up!
She's satan now!
Alli says – reply to this

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Ok so Britany Spears has no friends so she fucks with the stupidrazzi every day because she's so lonely and they are the only people that WANT to be around her. It's so SAD. But what's WORSE is being called a fugly ALLI wannabe hahahaha
Jessica says – reply to this

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Maybe she's going to make her own reality TV show….
jaysus says – reply to this

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That level of attention would make anyone crazy. Of course, WE are the problem. Maybe she would be left alone and get her act together if we didn't get our voyeuristic kicks from watching this shit.
MINE says – reply to this

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HAHA.. DO YOU WANT BRITNEY GET A LIFE???
YOU ARE PATETIC FAT GAY!
YOU ARE OVER BRITNET EVERY DAY!
ThePotCallingTheKettleDumbAsTheyCome says – reply to this

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Re: jacqueline –

Ditto to you BITCH! If you don't like our posts them don't fucking read them DOUCHE. You fucking hypocrite!
mj says – reply to this

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she looks great and i am so glad she is turning the tables on them f'n assholes. I think she is going to use that to show the judge what it's like for her and what she is doing ,you know like the idiots on here that believe all the shit they read,to prove she isn't doing all this shit…GO BRIT AND GOD BLESS YOU.
GetSomeHelpNutJob says – reply to this

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Re: Simone from Italy –

Forgot your meds today? Nut!
YouAreMoreMentallyIllThanBritney says – reply to this

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Re: jacqueline –

What a classy foul mouthed whore you are. Date much?
allison says – reply to this

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nasty nasty nasty. what is up with the lacy shirts all of the time. hillbilly white t.
GJ says – reply to this

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hopefully what shes filming will not turn out to be a show NO one wants to see BRITNEY & ALLI:CHAOTIC.
mj says – reply to this

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Re: Sandi – she has a license but perez wouldn't say that because it would make her look normal like she is…she has issues but not like the paps and perez make her out.
Mari says – reply to this

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS POOR GIRL SOME CLOTHES! WITH ALL OF THE MONEY SHE MAKES SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KEEP BUYING HER OUTFITS AT WALMART! PLEASE HELP HER!!!
mj says – reply to this

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Re: Susan – she is with her children and have pics of it but then ppl say she shouldn't take them out because of the paps so WTF…it doesn't matter what she does you f'n idiots always have something to say…
mj says – reply to this

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Re: Mel – wtf all entertainers lipsinc and some have enough ass to admit it, so fuck off dumbfuck…
MEL says – reply to this

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Re: mj – NOT ALL LIP SYNC JUST THE SHITTY ONES THAT YOU LIKE!!!!!!!!!
mel says – reply to this

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Re: Mark Catania – Totally right on! She thinks it might make her self look better….. Wait I cant quit laughing….. look better hold on still laughing. Here's me in the bathroom he he wanna see my big fat smelly cooch!!!!!!!!!
mj says – reply to this

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SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND HAS TWO KIDS THAT SHE LOVES VERY MUCH,SHE WILL NOT LOSE CUSTODY.SHE IS A GOOD MOM AND PERSON,SHE HAS ISSUES BUT SHE WILL COME BACK ON TOP,
mj says – reply to this

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Re: MEL – first of all I have never been a fan of hers fuckface so now what !!!!uh and yes most all lipsinc you fucking piss worm…
ankastes says – reply to this

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Get your life Perez. You have a go on her on and on and on every day. You are a proper BULLY.
melissa says – reply to this

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew whats wrong with her i bet ali tells her she looks good or something
MEL says – reply to this

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[re=611659]Re: mj[/re NO they dont!!!! Have you ever seen a live band??????
Didnt think so go back to your pop music Your fucking dickless retard!!!!!!!!! And pretty sure she was the ONLY ONE AT THE VMA's that did lip sync and that is how it is spelled go back to grade school!
MJ & BRIT are slightly stupid says – reply to this

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Re: mj – Dear MJ, you are not smart. Go to college. Learn about mental illness. Read a newspaper or a dictionary…whatever it takes to come across as a smart, sane adult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mj says – reply to this

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Re: MEL – no she was not the only one and you need to go back to your preschool class obviously you are immature you run your f'n mouth to alot of ppl here talk about classless you are the definition…not arguing with you get a life…PEACE
laura says – reply to this

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pssh, i love how she acts like she wants to be left alone, then she takes the seat facing the cameras. whatev.
Heather says – reply to this

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Obviously she'll use the tape to show the judge the stress she is under anywhere she goes….and that explains her need to party all nite.
anabel says – reply to this

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bitch get a life
LESLEY says – reply to this

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SORRY….WHY IS SHE DRIVING AGAIN….I THOUGHT IT WAS DETERMINED THAT SHE COULDN'T DRIVE WITHOUT A VALID CALIFORNIA LICENSE???
WOULDN'T YOU THINK THAT WHEN YOU MAY LOSE YOUR KIDS YOUR GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT AND NOT JEOPARDIZE GETTING SOME CRIMINAL CHARGES???
GUESS NOT IN CRAZY LAND!!!
Shitney is NOT a 'Lovely Caring Mother' says – reply to this

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Re: mj – What kind of a numb nut are you?????????????????

Shitney does NOT love her kids. If she did she would not abuse them, run around the house naked nor take drugs in their presence. There is nothing 'lovely' about her. She is a fat cow, she is mentally ill, she is dirty, she is a drug addict, alcoholic and all around whore. There is not one admirable bone in her smelly obese body.
mj says – reply to this

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Re: MJ & BRIT are slightly stupid – uh i do know about mental illness,I have always said she has issues so wtf are you talking about ???????
mj says – reply to this

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#252 hey dipshit I said she has issues in several posts ,you don't know what is true no more than I do, ppl do stupid shit all the time and that means they don't love their kids ?!?!
tina says – reply to this

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you guys do know she is eventually going to end up killing herself, and it's going to be all your fault.
MJ Kissing Shitney's Fat Ass says – reply to this

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Re: mj – Dippy MJ Dear, you really need to realize that it's assholes like you that give fat cows like Shitney legitimacy for treating their spawn so badly. You make excuses for Shitney just like all the other losers here. What numbnuts!
Julie says – reply to this

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OMG her friend loves it. Doesnt Britney have any real friends?
Julie says – reply to this

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OMG her friend loves it. Doesnt Britney have any real friends?
Natalie says – reply to this

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where the hell does she find her raggity ass "friends" or help I would like to know that place should be reported
WTF says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think that Alli Simms is not only HUGE, but kind of looks like Flicka?? Losers.
Anna says – reply to this

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Re: mj – WOW! You really DO sound retarded. What's the matter, sweety, are you unloved? It would seem so. What's her face, for I cannot even STAND to say her name anymore, is all but dead. She's writing her own destiny and it will bomb, much to the extent of her upcoming album. And her "cousin" is getting FAT. Seek a dietitian or a nutritionist, for crying out loud, and stop sucking down soda and french fries like a Hoover vacuum.
Anna says – reply to this

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And Perez? Can you PLEASE get rid of this Goddamn background, it looks like Martha Stewart threw up!
rudeep says – reply to this

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she is such a wonderful women very talented and strong .. other ordarinary normal people says mean commets to her, just to make themselves feel good .. all cauze of jealousy.. i admire her…
jan says – reply to this

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Re: rudeep –

Do you admire how she goes on whiskey and coke binges in front of her children too? Just wonderin'…
Jan says – reply to this

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Re: Natalie –

She probably finds these wanabees when she is out drinkin' and druggin' at da local clubs.
What I meant is....... says – reply to this

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Re: jacqueline –
I not one who comes here & says I am never coming back……I actually kinda like all the drama & childish arguments these people have from time to time. As far as Perez goes I think he's over the top & has gotten a little too nasty recently & maybe he deserves some of the stuff that people say about him BUT I do like him & I love reading the stuff he writes about, sometimes I don't agree w/ the stuff he says…but other times I totally agree w/ him. Constructive criticism doesn't mean that you dislike a person….you can still like someone and disagree w/ what they have to say. If he didn't WANT us to voice our opinion on what he says he wouldn't give us the option of replying to his posts , right?
Like you said it's all for fun. But , I still think that YOU shouldn't take it so personally that some people say nasty things to/ about Perez……..Unless you are Perez ????? Then you might have a right to be mad. I have seen Perez say on TV that the comments people have doesn't bother him in the least…….except when People start writing that they mean to do him bodily harm & stuff…..I don't think he cares for that much. But who would?
ade says – reply to this

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STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!!!!
Tony says – reply to this

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Why does the Perez writers keep calling her names Not her fault she cant get privacy…well it is
Kat says – reply to this

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All of you are so busy bitching about her itunes shit that no one has noticed that she's wearing a big-ass rock on her left hand. Opinions???
Jazminne says – reply to this

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ya know…….paparazzi are like glorified stalkers. bummer
Xristinita says – reply to this

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It would be interesting to see her iceo of the scene. I can't imagine.
What the hell is she wearing and where is her stylist? Her hair looks greasy!
Xristinita says – reply to this

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It would be intersting to see her video of the scene that that was.
What the heck is she wearing? Where is her stylist?
Her hair looks greasy.
SB says – reply to this

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This is so pathetic, Perez. She's not even doing anything. She's not flashing a nipple, she doesn't even have a crack pipe in her mouth. I don't understand what's so bad about this. I think it's quite funny she's walking around with a camcorder. Maybe next time she should screech "Oh my GOD! Celebrity? Where?!?" And start snapping pictures. I don't understand how they always know where she is… does she call them ahead of time? Plus… the girl is STILL driving!! I thoroughly enjoy that. Britney, hope "Gimme More" at least cracks the Top 20 to shut everyone up! Now if you could only get a decent mop on your head…
ana says – reply to this

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i was the only 14 year old there right next to her window and she said hi and bye to me and blew me a kiss
SPEARS THE HOODRAT SHOULD MOVE TO A HICK TOWN WITH HER KIDS. says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH NEEDS TO STAY HOME WITH HER KIDS AND BE A GOOD MOTHER. THAT WILL BE THE DAY LOL… ANYWAYS HOOCH
tony says – reply to this

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Perez, you are the attention whore. Back to Calle Ocho with all the rest of you flag wavers. You suk.
mya says – reply to this

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perez calmdown she is living her life lol you always give her such a hardtime im gettin bored with the britney bashing every weeks its like britney is a whore britney is a skank…Honestly its not a serious as you make her…I think ur just bored right now and you wanna talk about sumthin
Priscilla says – reply to this

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Re: disgusted – Even without millions, a poor ass Mexican like myself can dress better than that rich CABRONA Britney.
kara says – reply to this

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That;s what drugs does to you….she thinks she looks great and she doesn't even realize what a piece of shit she really is. She needs Rehab and no kids. She probably makes the boys take pictures of her running around the house naked!
kzz says – reply to this

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wow, she still beautiful. i still love her.
whatever says – reply to this

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that paparazzi shit is enough to make anyone go nuts. i can't imagine living my life like that. it should be a crime to follow people around, invade their personal space and make money off it. gross!
mj says – reply to this

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Re: Anna – WOW,no I am very loved your the one that sounds unloved to write such a stupid ass post…
bommie says – reply to this

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things i must do before leaving my house and being photographed:
- wash hair
- style hair
- put on underwear
- find clothes that fit me and compliment me
- do not wear the damn boots
its vanity bitch says – reply to this

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the reason she whipped out the video cam is so the next time she goes to court.. she can show the judge what kind of pressure she is contantly under ALL the time. personally… if i had to deal with nagging and annoying paps all the fucking time id try to be high or drunk alot to. oh and fat tony or whatever is only spinning a web of lies with no proof just because he got fired because he was lazy. in the short time he worked for the britney camp he only met her like 8 times.. this being in like a frew mont period. he got fired because he was lazy, and would constantly tell stories about celebrites he had worked for.. but never really did.
Carola says – reply to this

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You guys should leave alone that whore, I am sick and tire of her. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE MORE FUCK##@#$N BRITNEY ANYMORE… PLEASE
KellyBean says – reply to this

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Acapulco is the Shiz!! Brit brit is such a mess…why is she such a Re-Re!!
roxie says – reply to this

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all i have to say is that anyone who has respect for this pathetic result of society, is possibly more demented than britney herself.

You all look pathetic defending a woman who can't even take care of her own kids
Ali says – reply to this

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that was pretty pointless
I think if the press just don't give her attention ( like this ) she'll just go away?
of course she'll just keep calling the paprazzi to get more attention
melina says – reply to this

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as much as i think britney is a royal screw up… why the hell does the paparazzi feel the need to film her whil she eats??? really… don't they have better things to be doing? why don't they go follow around george bush and catch him playing tennis with osama??
Christina says – reply to this

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She wants to one day prove that people actually used to go out of their way to take her picture.
Autumn says – reply to this

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haha, Britney really is amazing.
glitta girl17 says – reply to this

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omg funi gd idea !
Justin says – reply to this

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wow I feel really bad for her, I mean you cant even go out to eat with a friend without 50 people in your way trying to get a bad photo of you. If that was me I dont care how much money I had, I still would be annoyed as hell.
issie says – reply to this

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good for her let's see how they feel and let her fucking eat in peace assssssssssholes

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