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Today is a sacred day! Today is Avril Lavigne's 23rd birthday! For this special occasion, I hope she gets __________ as a gift.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 12:57 pm / Email this »

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deana says – reply to this

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Avril is a douche.
Jesse says – reply to this

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TALENT
l* says – reply to this

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talent
Jill says – reply to this

4

a nice punch in the vag
bitch says – reply to this

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a tanning lotion
erika says – reply to this

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Nothing!!
a says – reply to this

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a new attitude
nancita says – reply to this

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a bit of sun on the ol' face. she is as white as a slice of Wonder Bread!
Lauren says – reply to this

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a bag of flaming shit. I hate this broad
Laura says – reply to this

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Herpes.
bdizzle says – reply to this

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herpes
cunt says – reply to this

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first
meebitch says – reply to this

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a turd
tweets says – reply to this

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a sense of humor
Jay Stone says – reply to this

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First!
michelle says – reply to this

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she needs a makeover, shes fugly!!!
Buddy says – reply to this

17

18th!

Well happy birthday!
labgrrl says – reply to this

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herpes?
ang says – reply to this

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cock. Fourth!
kiwi says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
teresa says – reply to this

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i hope she gets her ass kicked…FUCC AVRIL!!!
geochic says – reply to this

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a punch in the mouth.
MTA says – reply to this

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a disappearing potion

poof disappear
gp says – reply to this

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first
JD says – reply to this

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A copy of ONE NIGHT IN PARIS
John says – reply to this

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omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES
mel says – reply to this

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I hope she gets a better personality.
John says – reply to this

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omg!!! BRITNEY IS #3 ON I TUNES
me says – reply to this

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laryngitis
ang says – reply to this

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A slap in her stupid face! Hate her! Love you perez.
KSJFHDA says – reply to this

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FIRST
Mags says – reply to this

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a day at a spa where the specialize in "stick up ass removal"….
Gillian says – reply to this

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a personality.
lizzie says – reply to this

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first?
Brianna says – reply to this

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TALENT
matt says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton's fat ass off her back
xwhateverx says – reply to this

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firrst! a makeover or a new manager, or both
111 says – reply to this

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Ebola
meee says – reply to this

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third! maybe…?… yay!
melon says – reply to this

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new hair extensions
Alaina says – reply to this

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Nothing..
Joey Jack says – reply to this

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revenge
CPBX says – reply to this

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Shit stain on her panties
fierce says – reply to this

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A Happy Birthday, w00p!
Tania says – reply to this

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i hope she gets poop as a gift
~Shay~ says – reply to this

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…the corncob safely removed from her ass…
Eduardo "the freek" says – reply to this

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Big Pile o' Crap
sean says – reply to this

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a new set of teeth
lover says – reply to this

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gas
amy says – reply to this

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"everything she wants". cause shes awesome, and youre jealous.
Q says – reply to this

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herpes
anyaz says – reply to this

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a strawberry shortcake!! tee hee hee
dj sparks says – reply to this

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i hope she gets a reality check.
Gillian says – reply to this

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a personality!
ghbfdcgh says – reply to this

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fiiiirst!!! @)
T-Meister says – reply to this

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A better attitude.
sr says – reply to this

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a haircut
~SHELL~ says – reply to this

58

A smack in the face
dANZ says – reply to this

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TALENT!
Johnny K. says – reply to this

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crabs
shel says – reply to this

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Talent.
jeannine says – reply to this

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crabs
Addy says – reply to this

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herpes.
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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cock in her ass?
Jackie says – reply to this

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big black dildo
PJ says – reply to this

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I hope she gets a copy of her second CD so she an hear how much better it was than than her new piece of crap she just put out.
Loes says – reply to this

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A new head
first says – reply to this

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first
angelaaaliyah says – reply to this

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sandwich
bonnie says – reply to this

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BITCH SLAPPED !!!!!!!!! THEN GOBBED ON !!!!LOL
Travis M says – reply to this

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a CD from a real punk rock band
Chelsea says – reply to this

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I hope she gets pregnant!
PT says – reply to this

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my fist in her face!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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a dildo
amanda says – reply to this

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a piece of poop
stephe says – reply to this

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a big fat piece of cole oh yeah i forgot thats christmas
Amanda says – reply to this

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some real punk cred
Jess says – reply to this

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A PERSONALITY!!!!!!!
casey says – reply to this

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Poopies?
shel says – reply to this

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cunnilingus from Perez.
Corry says – reply to this

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a personality
rebecca says – reply to this

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a gun….. to put us all out of our misery listening to her
heyr says – reply to this

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dicks
Ece says – reply to this

84

Happy B-day Av! you rock!
kristi says – reply to this

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pickles
CKone says – reply to this

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A kick in her face!
~roxy~ says – reply to this

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HEAD LICE,
POISON IVY,
ANAL WORTS,
oh and maybe some…Talet.
kj;jl says – reply to this

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douchebag
Jake lewis says – reply to this

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a big fat black cock in her ass!!!!
killawat says – reply to this

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head
Rocker` says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Avril! I love her! I hope she gets everything she wants!
Big Blackie says – reply to this

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Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
Big Black Dildo in the Ass!
wetcnt says – reply to this

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A bullet in the brain
Nathan says – reply to this

94

Ass cancer.
Tania says – reply to this

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Re: Tania – oh yeaaa and a TAN!! JESUS SHES TOO PALE ITS SCARY
lisa says – reply to this

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SOME TALENT. STOOPID FUCKING TWAT WHO IS SO MOTHER FUCKING PUNK ROCK I CANT STAND IT.
grisjanet says – reply to this

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hope she gets a personality…….she is so stupid
Poopie Pants says – reply to this

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ALONG WITH THE PAPARAZZI
Andrew says – reply to this

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my cock. FU Perez, i like her.
mandy says – reply to this

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A TIffany's box full of dog crap.

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