She Will Cut You!

9/27/2007 6:51 PM ET | Filed under: Heidi Klum

Look at her!

Heidi Klum is looking fierce, but she also scares the shit out of us.

Her face is still and perfect in a totally creepy way and the hair is so stiff and tight we're afraid it's cutting off circulation to the brain.

The fabulous mannequin was looking fabulously wooden at the Dreamball in Germany on Thursday night.

Klum's husband, Seal, was there too. He's the bottom in that relationship!

[Photo by Sean Gallup via Getty Images.]

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f says – reply to this

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first first first beeches
yves montand says – reply to this

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Her nose is too small==nose job?
kev says – reply to this

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a "creppy" way, huh?
oh well, i love her. annnd her husband.
anon says – reply to this

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any idea when is project runway coming back?
CARA (loves PETA) says – reply to this

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i absolutely love heidi… even her funny faces are totally GORGEOUS!!!
blah says – reply to this

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blah
cake says – reply to this

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She looks just like Joan Rivers!
ehh says – reply to this

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ehhh
kristen says – reply to this

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first!
Travis says – reply to this

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SO HOT
lala says – reply to this

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oh em gee i love her!!
kakadu says – reply to this

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third fuck but i am from germany and shes great
becca says – reply to this

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first
becca says – reply to this

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fIRST!
Julia says – reply to this

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Do you have to criticize everyone?! I mean, when they look bad it's understandable but when they look fab you still have to be a bitch?! This world is full of jealous people that should stop obsessing about others and focus on themselves.
GD says – reply to this

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HER HUSBANDS HOT, MORE INTERRACIAL COUPLES PLEASE!!!
yo says – reply to this

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3rd
jackie says – reply to this

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First
kristy says – reply to this

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Shut up she looks beautiful and it's creepy not creppy
CALI*NAUGHTY says – reply to this

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1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yEAH!

She does loo a little wooden, but still very pretty
CALI*NAUGHTY says – reply to this

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1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yEAH!

She does look a little wooden, but still very pretty
anne says – reply to this

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i love heidi! she is my idol
nicole says – reply to this

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wow am i the first?
kristy says – reply to this

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Shut up she looks beautiful and it's creepy not creppy DUMBASS
Starla says – reply to this

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OMG!!! I love her hair! Perfect for a bride on her wedding day! Great couple they are…LOVES it!

BTW, what's "creppy"….I'll have to google that.
dgfg says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Lia says – reply to this

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she's gorgeous, they're a cute couple, & have some adorable babies
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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PROJECT RUNWAY ROCKS!!! ~i'm not, ya know, but as an artist i fucking like it…….. Bravo 4 bravo!! stay sexxxy & fun!!! klummy is yummy
Robin says – reply to this

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Our German top model Heidi Seems as if she didn't have much sleep last night…
angiee says – reply to this

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i think you mean creepy…
first first!
kristy says – reply to this

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Shut up she looks beautiful and it is creepy not creppy dum dum
Heather says – reply to this

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Leave her alone! She's beautiful!
Joey Joe says – reply to this

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The Botoxed Medusa flashes a smile…
jasd says – reply to this

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she scares me in this photo
kristi says – reply to this

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NOT a great pic ….. gheeez. YOu know you Love her!
OMG says – reply to this

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Are you really that desperate for news that you pick on Heidi? You would turn straight and fuck her if you could Perez. Better yet, if you met her, you would be so far up her ass, you would almost be, wel… GAY!
Jaydee says – reply to this

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so close to first lol and WTF small nose lol
oldfart says – reply to this

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She has succumbed to the botox revolution - no wrinkles and no soul (at least none that shows)!
girl says – reply to this

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shes pretty
dr. 90210 says – reply to this

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her hair is pulled back too tight or she had some face work done.
Starla (again) says – reply to this

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K, so the urban dictionary says that "creppy" is when you go way beyond "creepy"….aaaaaahhh, I got it, I got it.
nora says – reply to this

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I love her. She is fabulous and she has a great sense of humor. She seems like a beautiful person too. Damn her beautiful body after having kids.
B says – reply to this

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That is so lame. Hiedi Klum is gorgeous!!! No need to waste time bashing her, its pointless
insider says – reply to this

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if you hear her in person, she is totally crazy!!!! she says the weirdest shit and she is very defensive and her huusband gets so jealous of her too
dima says – reply to this

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hm.. now you randomly start to diss celebs for no reason… heidi is cool
FACK YOU PEREZ says – reply to this

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BRITNEY RULES

BRITNEY RULES

BRITNEY RULES

PEREZ HAD A BRITNEY´S SNAKE IN THE ASS

PEREZ YOU ARE UGLY

SO FAT, AND GAY IS ILLEGAL

HEIL PEREZ! JA! ASSHOLE!

OHHH HEIDI IS SO NICE!
such says – reply to this

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hey, PEREZ, if ur going to earn money placing a Background, alt least do something so we can still the comments of the readers (they are way more interesting than yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
michael jackson says – reply to this

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She and I have the same nose.
KYLA says – reply to this

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PEREZ I NEED SOMETHING!

A PICTURE WHIT THE REALLY EYES OF PARIS !

BROWN!

COME ON!

KISESESSSS
hahahahahaha says – reply to this

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She Must like Big D**KS if she's married to Seal..I guess regular meat couldnt satisfy her.
hahahahahaha says – reply to this

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/
She Must like Big D**KS if she's married to Seal..I guess regular meat couldnt satisfy her.
Trendy78 says – reply to this

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LMAO that was too funny Perez
LAdeedah says – reply to this

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DUDE - she's gorgeous!…not stiff or a mannequin you idiot. You are on the outs!
Shannon says – reply to this

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im glad someone finally said it. yes shes pretty but scary at the same time. shes like a robot.
anon says – reply to this

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There's enough drama in the celebretard world. Stop making up shit, Perez. Seriously, this is lame.
Bkay says – reply to this

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She is great and she has a special charme so it's really not necessary to talk in this way of her. - senseless
Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this

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HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE BORROWED IT FROM MICHAEL JACKSON!
vni says – reply to this

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cheryl trinidad is a crack whore and f*ed everyone at cerritos west!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Her nose i definitely smaller!
SaoirseM says – reply to this

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Sooooo true, that permagrin on her face has always freaked me out!
Vixen says – reply to this

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This woman has 3 children and loosk fabulous. Would you rather have her look like Britney Spears?
guiltypleasure says – reply to this

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her dress is gorgeous!
natalie says – reply to this

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Her hair is pulled to tight ooowwccchhh! all work and no play makes the super modle go craaaazzzyya. She's ready for her close up Mr. Demill
Kris says – reply to this

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OMG. She looks perfect! Do you have to hate on everyone? Oh I mean everyone except Angelina! WTF? BIAS MUCH?
Kate says – reply to this

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No worries, Perez. Brains are not supplied by arteries in the skin. I'm sure her brain is fine under there.
sexybeasts says – reply to this

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perez criticizes everyone except for his beloved Brangelina!

This woman is a sexybeast and so is her husband. They have what i call a good relationship and happy family
The Skinny says – reply to this

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She is so much prettier then Angelina!!!!! Heidi looks human and not like a pole. But Brad likes his women skinny! Every woman that he dates looks like they go through a bout with anorexia.
AliKat says – reply to this

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Project Runway is back November 14, 2008… Let the countdown begin!
lizzz says – reply to this

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shes pretty
Andrea says – reply to this

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She looks like Dwight from The Office - doesn't she?? You need to do a Separated At Birth for that!
Frankenberry is a star fucker says – reply to this

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FRANKBERRY is an ugly queen, who only cares about hanging out with famous people, even if the famous person is a complete idiot.
Pretty_Princess says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful! Piggez is just jealous because in ANY relationship he is in, he is the bottom.
GimmeMore says – reply to this

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BRITNEY IS #1 ON ITUNES
BRITNEY IS #1 ON ITUNES
BRITNEY IS #1 ON ITUNES
BRITNEY IS #1 ON ITUNES
BRITNEY IS #1 ON ITUNES

LONG LIVE THE AMERICAN POP PRINCESS!!!
Tiffbo says – reply to this

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She has had one too many nose jobs!!!! This last one makes her nose look like Michael Jacksons!!! Did anybody else notice????
Andrew Chubb says – reply to this

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"he's the bottom in the relationship!"HAHAHA! You're soooo funny Perez!
hautebg says – reply to this

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project runway is back on November 14th.
trabin says – reply to this

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It's called overdosing on plastic surgery Perez. Her nose job is the worst one ever.
Sasha says – reply to this

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She's definitely not ugly, but not my cup of tea. I agree. I think her nose is a bit small for her face and I always thought there was something a bit odd about her mid section. I don't know. I guess to each his own. Different strokes for different folks.
yeee says – reply to this

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well duh…she's german
bagelz says – reply to this

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BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT

BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT

BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT

BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT

BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT

BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT HER BIGGEST FAN I'M FINDING IT FUNNY THAT PEREZ HAS FAILED TO POST THAT
Joe Momma says – reply to this

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I heard she's leaving Seal. For a Walrus.
Denise says – reply to this

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Re: Julia – Ummm… Perez makes a TON of $$ focusing on the lives of celebs - you'd do it too if you could - and she DOES look awful - when someone looks great, he says it! He's got good taste but makes his $$ from being blunt and critisizing! Good for him!
Meredith says – reply to this

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I disagree, Perez! Heidi Klum is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
marks says – reply to this

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Re: f – this sucks
jello barin says – reply to this

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he is the mud fence. why are you dissing her when it is him that looks like a big lump of scarred shit
Jay says – reply to this

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She's beautiful!!!
hey now says – reply to this

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I think she looks pretty!
renn says – reply to this

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I know exactly what you mean, Perez! I used to think the same about Christy Turlington at her peak. She was gorgeous, yes, but PERFECTLY symmetrical. I mean, she didn't have ONE flaw. It was almost difficult to look at her.

Heidi, though, might be worse, because she lacks the softness that Christy has/had. Heidi's definitely beautiful, but her face is so bright and perfect– her features sharp.

Still, they are both gorgeous and those are minor complaints.
kat says – reply to this

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Can you imagine her and Seal…naked…together?

UG!!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth.They got fugly kids too.It's not a surprise.
homegirl says – reply to this

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OMG!! she is a M.I.L.F!!! TO THE 3rd DEGREE
ozzieharry says – reply to this

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i have always thought she resembled janet leigh.

i am not sure if you can post pictures her but if not, follow the above link and you can compare. heck maybe perez can do a separated at birth on janet leigh in the movie "psycho" and hk.
christie says – reply to this

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the nose does look sort of michael jackson-ish and is a little too narrow for someone with a really, really wide smile on their face. but if she has had botox done, then whoever did it was good. her face still comes off as fresh and younger than her years–but in a natural way. i am a heidi fan!
Kines says – reply to this

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Hey all - I am new to this site and would appreciate it if someone could explain to me what "first" means. I have seen it all over these comment areas on here and can't quite figure it out. Thanks!
yikes says – reply to this

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(((((((((((((((( JOAN RIVERS ))))))))))))))))))
movebyleap says – reply to this

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Her nose is not smaller. Her eyes are bigger (ocular augmentation).
john says – reply to this

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
john says – reply to this

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHES #1 ON ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sealfan says – reply to this

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Seal, the bottom? You have got to be kidding me, Perez. He is one of the best singer/songwriters of the last 20 years. Heidi should be really GLADD to have him (don't trip, just a play on words). Seal rocks. They make a great couple. I hope they keep it together.
e says – reply to this

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i met her once and she scared me
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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Yeah, Perez, I think she's got that "2 steps from crazy" glint in her eyes, too. This is a woman who DEFINITELY likes to get her freak on….seriously.

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