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She Will Cut You!

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Look at her!

Heidi Klum is looking fierce, but she also scares the shit out of us.

Her face is still and perfect in a totally creepy way and the hair is so stiff and tight we're afraid it's cutting off circulation to the brain.

The fabulous mannequin was looking fabulously wooden at the Dreamball in Germany on Thursday night.

Klum's husband, Seal, was there too. He's the bottom in that relationship!

[Photo by Sean Gallup via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:51 pm / Email this  »
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    1. sue says – reply to this


      101

      she is a real beauty

    2. Auf Wiedersehen says – reply to this


      102

      She embodies beauty to me, and I love how down-to-earth her and Seal are.

    3. gossipmonger says – reply to this


      103

      Re: Julia – If she didn't want people to comment on her appearance, WHY IS/WAS SHE A MODEL???? Pardon me, ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY people, were you aware, if you offer yourself up for public consumption, the public will consume?? You didn't know???? So sad for you, take your money and go do local theater in a small town, stay away from EI functions, where photographers are DEFINITELY going to show up.

    4. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Re: john – And I'm sure she's in the corner of a bathroom somewhere, rocking herself and repeating that statement over and over again.

    5. Sheena says – reply to this


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      Ok, P…I am so totally ready for the next Project Runway season…You have to cover it so we can bitch about who we hate and love…Pretty pleeeeeaaaase! with sugar on top, luv!!!…xoxo ~Sheena

    6. nadine says – reply to this


      106

      wow i thought that was kathy lee gifford at first

    7. dangerousninjagurl says – reply to this


      107

      she looks like she sick of cameras all day long!! ahhh don't smile at me!!! ($).($) My manager's the worse tho'! hahahah

    8. Sean Serritella says – reply to this


      108

      This woman has cat eyes from having too much plastic surgery.

    9. Caren says – reply to this


      109

      The dress is pretty, but that's about it. She can't even get the fake bun to match her hair and I know what my friend means when he says her nose looks like she went to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson. I do like her show.

    10. Black Ice says – reply to this


      110

      Reptilian Humanoids. Look it up on Wikipedia.org.

    11. Lisa says – reply to this


      111

      I think she's fabulous! And Project Runway is coming back on Wednesday, the 14th of November!

    12. jman says – reply to this


      112

      baaad nose job! pinched!

    13. What was she thinking? says – reply to this


      113

      That HAIRDO looks like something from the 1950s prom night. A very severe look on her. She'd look MUCH better with something soft and flowing around her face. This looks like SHIT.

    14. huh? says – reply to this


      114

      she's great and seal is too!

    15. dee says – reply to this


      115

      she's got the "crazy eyes"…nazi!

    16. Pc says – reply to this


      116

      her nose CANNOT be real

    17. Mouse says – reply to this


      117

      Heidi u were so pretty with ur natural nose!!! why the michael jackson look?

    18. jaye says – reply to this


      118

      She does look a bit scary, but no one takes a perfect picture every time. That hair in the back isn't hers, except for the fact that she might have bought it.

    19. kimbo says – reply to this


      119

      It's just a bad picture. Nothing more…

    20. Heidi Hoe! says – reply to this


      120

      Does anyone else HATE her baby talk voice she uses? Like when she talks, it's as if she is trying to sound "cute" or something, like a little girl. I can't stand it. Also, I think her nose is annoying. It's weird looking.

    21. BigBadBitch says – reply to this


      121

      Can you imagine screwing her—she'd be ordering you around all ten minutes of it

    22. dasdaadads says – reply to this


      122

      It looks like she got a nose job. Germans don't have SUCH small noses.

    23. blah says – reply to this


      123

      :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    24. Deanna says – reply to this


      124

      You lose credibility when you say stuff like this.
      Stick to dissing the dissable.
      Heidi in untouchable you idiot.

    25. Claire says – reply to this


      125

      Is it just me,or do Heidi andMichael Jackson share the same cosmetic surgeon. They have matching noses, circa Michael's 2nd nose job. Other than the weirdly pinched nose, she's still lookin' great, especially for a mama of 3.

    26. Matilda says – reply to this


      126

      bad rhino plasty anyone?

    27. tziit says – reply to this


      127

      Seal may be the bottom, but it's Heidi who's producing all those babies.

    28. grl says – reply to this


      128

      Re: dasdaadads – Would it be right to suppose all Americans have small brains??

    29. THE GIRL says – reply to this


      129

      SHE LOOKS VERY NICE AND ELEGANT, ALTHOUGH THAT NOSE IS LOOKING A BIT FUNKY FROM THAT ANGLE, THE BRIDGE LOOKS VERY NARROW, BUT THE BASE LOOKS LIKE ANY OTHER NOSE. EH…PROBABLY JUST THE ANGLE THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN FROM, I'VE NEVER NOTICED HER NOSE BEFORE.

    30. gina says – reply to this


      130

      lol, this picture needs a caption..

    31. Jamie says – reply to this


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      Seal has so much talent. He sings, writes and plays guitar. His voice is truly unique. "Prayer For The Dying" and "Dreaming In Metaphors" are two of my favorite songs. Heidi is the bottom in that relationship. She has no talent whosoever.

    32. mommy dearest says – reply to this


      132

      she looks a little like Joan Crawford

    33. sooo says – reply to this


      133

      her nose is like so fake!!

    34. Ell says – reply to this


      134

      What's with the Michael Jacksonesque nose she's got? Totally fugly!

    35. Pallbearer says – reply to this


      135

      That dwarf horse faced cow Kylie you love so much is equally tight faced and vile yet you never demean her.. such bias….at least Klum has style, unlike the twat camp rotten singer ,Kylie. Leave Heidi alone.

    36. Mariah Carey says – reply to this


      136

      M by Mariah Carey

    37. Sara says – reply to this


      137

      She`s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    38. Thanks to JJ HK is Ratzi- Y I got born says – reply to this


      138

      Pinocchio was German

    39. janete says – reply to this


      139

      i wish i looked that pretty!

    40. scarlet says – reply to this


      140

      HEIDI IST DIE BESTE !!! DEUTSCHLAND 4 EVER !!!

    41. Memo says – reply to this


      141

      I don't like her. Her nose is TOO small.

      And yeah hey COOL wig.

      …bitch. lol

    42. Obnoxiousbitch says – reply to this


      142

      She does look a little scary

    43. lalai says – reply to this


      143

      I dont understand why such a beautiful person can ruin the lives of her kids. ITs ok to marry someone from another race but dont have kids with them…the world is too racist for that……by the way im biracial.

    44. lalai says – reply to this


      144

      I dont understand why such a beautiful person can ruin the lives of her kids. ITs ok to marry someone from another race but dont have kids with them…the world is too racist for that……by the way im biracial.

    45. alice says – reply to this


      145

      her nose looks like michael jackson's

    46. ooooooh says – reply to this


      146

      she is pretty. but she's not all that. bitch has an annoying voice that makes me want to poke sharp instruments in my ears.
      alexandra ambrosio is far, far prettier. heidi's day is ovah!

    47. chelsea says – reply to this


      147

      new season of project runway november 14

    48. Sue says – reply to this


      148

      I love her. She can do no wrong. I love everything about her.

    49. cupcakehater says – reply to this


      149

      I couldn't agree more. Perez, you are really showing yourself to be nothing more than a talentless hatefilled bloater. I am sure Heidi and Seal don't even know who you are much less care about your lame insults.

    50. Jason says – reply to this


      150

      shut up.

    51. eddy says – reply to this


      151

      Heidi is cool. It's nice to see the dumb blonde thing confronted and thrown out the window. This is one intelligent bitch. Her kids are gonna be hearbreakingly beautiful.

    52. ohplease says – reply to this


      152

      heidi is gorgeous! i love her!

    53. jojo says – reply to this


      153

      BAD NOSE JOB

    54. T says – reply to this


      154

      "He’s the bottom in that relationship!?" That's a tasteless and lame comment.

    55. breakslikeglass says – reply to this


      155

      wow, was michael jackson's nose transplanted onto her face?

    56. mishka says – reply to this


      156

      This Heidi on CRACK! don't do it kids…

    57. Nightngail says – reply to this


      157

      She looks like she would bite your dick off.

    58. Lynn says – reply to this


      158

      Can her nose be any tinier? Yikes! All other features are giant!

    59. ksjdsb says – reply to this


      159

      Re: lalai –
      U r an ugly bi racial . their kids r cute

    60. Kate says – reply to this


      160

      wow… I'm disagreeing with you P-Nasty… there's a first time for everything. I think she looks gorgeous, and happy.

    61. Brian in Boston says – reply to this


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      Heidi, I used to love ya, but you turned into a psycho and a race traitor. Buh-bye.

    62. Hate nazis says – reply to this


      162

      I can just imagine all the crap she was getting at that "Dreamball" in Germany. Not only is she married to a black man, they have two children. No wonder she has a weird expression.

    63. laura says – reply to this


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      If Heidi does anything else to her know she is going to look like Michael Jackson. What was wrong the pretty nose she had before?

    64. lucairns says – reply to this


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      Re: yeee –
      ……and wha”s wrong with being german? I'm german too, I speak 5 more languages and besides, it's just sooooooo uncool to be anti-german these days, you dumb loser! I bet you are just some overweight jobless shithead. good bye and drop dead.

    65. lucairns says – reply to this


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      Re: Hate nazis –

      … to read this unintelligent nonsense makes me want to kill you. German = Nazi?
      Have you ever heard of Germans that happen to be jewish? think before you write. if there's a brain between those ears. ELI from Germany-

    66. . says – reply to this


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      I've met Seal and Heidi a couple of times, and they're both amongst the lovliest people I have ever known. This is a very low point for this website: neither of them have done anything (aside from being successful, beautiful and talented) to deserve this treatment.

    67. triplethreat says – reply to this


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      I loved her when she did Sports Illustrated…before her nose job. It's gotten sooo unrealistically thin, it's like a toothpick with nostrils. Calls herself The Body, when really Ell McPherson was THEEEE Original Body. Love Project Runway, but don't like the botoxed triple nose job. :-( Saw her in person on Cannon St. shopping…definitely ordinary without an entire crew and airbrushing

    68. BlACK BEAUTY says – reply to this


      168

      Re: Brian in Boston –
      You have to be from Boston with a statement like that, "race traitor"? Your mother failed you.
      Soo very sad.

    69. Hate You Idiot says – reply to this


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      Re: Hate nazis –
      You (racists) are the epitome of the a roach. As much as people hate racists they keep popping up again and again, and again…………
      Hate your mother, she birthed your ignorant ass, and probably f-ed it too

    70. in the know says – reply to this


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      Re: Black Ice –
      Very intersting. I already know. Its nice to see others WAKING UP!

    71. skdlfj says – reply to this


      171

      uh ew

    72. skdlfj says – reply to this


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    73. Minniemouse says – reply to this


      173

      pretty skeleton face

    74. candice says – reply to this


      174

      omg. she's so perfect.

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