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Ughhh! Why???? WHY, we ask?????
Well, it's all starting to make sense.
Evan Rachel Wood wants to follow in boyfriend Marilyn Manson's footsteps and take a painful stab at music.
The homewrecker /groupie / actress / hack tells Arena magazine, "I’m probably more passionate about music than acting, but I don’t want to do it half-assed. And when I do, I get to deal with the rumours flying around that my boyfriend wrote all my songs and that I’m just using him for a singing career! Won’t that be great?"
She should duet with Manson.
That would be a GREAT idea!
Justin Timberlake has re-recorded his song Until The End Of Time as a duet with Beyonce.
This is what you call a surefire radio hit!
We Love This Woman!
creep.
Relatively early.
First bitches!
she sings in that new movie shes in… but i sure as hell don't wanna see it
Freakkkk and ugggllyyyyyyyyy
umm…how old is this little bitch anyway to be going out with such an old, ugly fart?
umm…how old is this little bitch anyway to be going out with such an old, ugly fart?
ugh why do all these actors have to sing.
Marilyn manson is a fucking rockstar orginal,
3rd!
Want a skank.
Hahaha - i hope it's a cheesy pop record.
she sings on the soundtrack of "across the universe" and it is on itunes. very nicole kidman-ish. congrats on everything, perez!
FIRST SCRUBS!
She looks like shit in that photo!
She's talentless and revolting
Man, she looks fugly in that picture… I really don't want to hear her sing…
Maybe she should just stop trying to be Like Ditta
i like her. i think shes neat.
I lost all my respect for her. She looks weird in this picture, too. Like she's trying to be Dita. But she's not pretty enough. If she lost the vampy makeup and the whorey expression then maybe she'd be cute again.
can you even imagine??? going from dita v. to this??? something is seriously wrong here…….
she has NO charisma, she's boring and fake. Bleh, I say.
She's trying so hard to look like Dita! She was way cuter when she was her former self!
She's looking like a little girl playing dress up with mommy's clothes!
Awww, his and hers matching zombie-wear. How sweet.
oh dear… looks like his Humbert Humbert moment's coming sooner than he hoped. Silly old man… wily young lady… (not that wily though, if she thinks Manson is about 'music' LOL)
Uh, yeah…because Marilyn Manson is a FANTASTIC songwriter. Not. What a dumb slut. Ans she's a shitty actress, BTW.
Ugh… I am on TEAM DITA VON TEESE all the way!!! I hate this friggin broad! I cannot believe that she's even with Marylin Manson! But I suppose they deserve each other!
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Hang in there Dita! You are so much better than Evan Rachel "Hood" honey! You are fierce and fabulous girl! You were sooo right to leave Marylin! You can go on with your life now, remain fabulous, and do so much better than his ass!
Brian, from backwater Florida, whatever his last name is, should just leave the little girls alone. Brian, you are a 40something fake drag drag queen with zero musical talent or appeal to anyone but seventh grade art students untill they hear Joy Division or the Cure. Its really fun for for all men to take young ass retarded girlfriends, it makes us feel good about ourselves for a minute, and thats it, just a minute. im 32, and its cool to know i can pull younger women, but thats where it stops. if shes never seen Ghostbusters, im not really interested. Its amazing what kind or relationship a man can form with a woman whos maturity level is on par with his. only in Hollywood, or Florida, do men take women 20 years their junior as their wives. Oh, by the way, that shit does not work.
This bitch needs a hose down & some flea shampoo! This kid is now so polluted that her vajayjay probably has teeth & its own zip code. After screwing Mr. Oooo I'm Soooo Scary, if she ever gets knocked up , her offspring will come out olive green with eye balls on their ass cheeks. She claims that ol' fruity britches is helping her find herself. Pffft! They're probably so fucked up on heroin that they can't find the bathroom. Good riddance to this skank.
She's damn UGLY!!!
Dita 4ev
omg! she IS SO GROSS-WHAT HE HELL -HE DUMPED HIS WIFE FOR THAT HE/SHE! MY GOD-WHAT THE HELL WA HE THINKING??? SHE HAS NO BREAST OR CURVES–CREEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-SHES FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This girl is amazing…stop saying shes anything BUT that! She is a fantastic actress and an INCREADABLE singing in across the universe…bloddy amazing movie. And the whole dita thing…get over it. People fall in and outa love, it happens. So yes, this girl is abso-fucking-lutly stunning and an inspiration to all actress/singers out there.
ps id like to see any of you sing and act as amazing as she does.
#32 Sherry- I don't think Dita needs to "hang in there," she is doing fine…and probably a little relieved (Marilyn can have his little hookah). Dita's fabulous and she knows it!
As for the little girl in the picture posted above, she looks like a street walker from the early 80s whose trying to make an "honest" dollar…not. Just whore yourself out Evan Rachel Wood! Because it's clearly working for you…*cough-slut-cough*
LOL. I see Perez still got armpit phobia.
Ugh. She should leave the lingerie and red lipstick to Dita.
Well, I have to admit, that being Wood's fan since Once and Again, the girl has talent with singing. BUT I lost respect for her. Egh.
You are such a hypocrite Perez! So, Evan Rachel Wood is a homewrecker and you hate her for it. How come you think Angelina Jolie is so perfect then when she did exactly the same thing?! I'm not gonna even start on how you constantly go on about Britney's drug use but support Wino!
Go to iTunes and listen to her whiny/tinny/shrill voice on several tracks from the "Across the Universe" soundtrack. She CAN carry a tune, but her voice is just not pleasant to listen to. I love the Beatles, but she ruined those songs! I'll be skipping that film and any musical output from this young'un.
She is so FAKE…. and ugly
BUH
shes turned into a nasty
its such a shame…
i loved her in pretty persuasion
sigh……….
who would leave dita von teese for that?
ugh
I love this girl. Have you seen her in 'Thirteen'? She is so talented, and of course, I love MM; so I'm happy they are together.
I live in the Raleigh area where she is from and I read that PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!
read in wikipedia (sp) that she had to be home schooled because she couldn't handle public school— raleigh ppl — not DETROIT!!!!! LOL.. I could have died when i read that! We have the nicest ppl down here! What a freakin' SNOB! i don't think they like her here. they never write or talk about her - it's funny. GOOD ONE PEREZ. I BACK YOU UP ON THIS ONE.
THANKS FOR READING Y'ALL :O)
–a transplant from Detroit to Raleigh!
ps. yup. she aint pretty, like they say down here "bless her heart!"
That doesn't even look like her!
People…get a life! How old are people that post here? Hopefully not over the age of 20. Does it make you feel better to write such ugly things about people Perez and everyone who writes on here? Is your self esteem so low that you have tolive vicariously through other people's lives? Someone told me about this website and I was curious so I came to look. What a wannabe Perez! This is the stupidest website I think I have seen. Please read a book, go out, have a life! Don't waste your energy being so negative and stuck inside reading about people lives instead of living it yourself. Remember, you don't have to always believe what is printed here or in any magazine because most of it is gossip and not based on fact!
Perez- Have you hired some new writers? I have found your material the last few days to be particularly unkind and tasteless. There is a fine line between "sending something up" and mean-spirited ridicule. The miscarriage item yesterday and STD today- I think I need a break from this site. There is enough hate in the world. I hope you will see this. Good luck.
If anyone saw Across the Universe you would realize that she is actually a really good singer and actress…It gets old how all actress' want to sing however if she's good at it then all the power to her.. cut her a break
Homewrecker? I think you have this 19 y/o kid confused with Bradley Pitt's slut, which is the one with the STD's
I just watched her in the new Beatles Musical movie Across the Universe. She has a fantastic voice.
Re: Kerry –
i am not angelina's biggest fan. i am definitely team aniston. BUT, angelina jolie is not a homewrecker. jennifer aniston confirmed that she and brad were broken up before anything happened. get your facts straight.
She's a very good singer in Across the Universe. And it's so mature to write stupid comments on all the pictures Perez.
WHEN IS SHE GOING TO DYE HER HAIR BLACK AND JUST TRY TO BE DITA? SHE NEVER WILL BE AND MANSON WILL BE DOING THE THREE F'S TO HER VERY SOON!!!
Well, I mean, she is in Across the Universe. And she does just fine. Just because she's dating one of the creepiest things alive doesn't mean she can't sing…it just means she has horribly bad taste.
Just because Perez has his tongue so far up Dita's ass he broke his nose on her coccyx, doesn't mean ERW isn't a talented actress. Have you seen Across The Universe - she's fantastic in it. Some people have multiple talents, Perez, unlike you, who seems to have one singular talent - promotion. They'll never do a traditional duet-style collaboration, so don't worry. Lovin' ya, misterdirk.
PEREZ….MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!! EVAN IS A "HOMEWRECKER" AND YOU "LOVE" ANGELINA. I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. YOU TALK OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PHONEY MOUTH….AND YOU DO IT IN TWO POSTS THAT ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!
i think it funny that you call her a homewrecker everytime but you never say that about Angelina Jolie even though it was exactly the same situation… i guess for perez it's ok to do it i you're hot.. poor…
What a nasty fucking skank whore…. that's just CA-CA
So WHY is Evan Rachel Wood a Home wrecker and NOT Angelina Jolie? Perez are you Biased?
She is just useing that hideous geriatric to get herself noticed. She set her self apart from all the other blonde actresses. She seems interesting now….my moneys on this bitch.
Evan should've really won the oscar for "thirteen"
Manson has never made her "weak in the knees" and never will.
Once,a girl literally made me "weak in the knees",find THAT Evan,it's a million times better!
-John
Who cares!? I can think of 10,000 more interesting people/subject matters that you could have put in this spot. [/vomit]
i hate this home wreckin' whore so much!!
homewrecker /groupie / actress / hack? Whoa! For a minute there I thought you were talking about Angelina Jolie!
actually, she sings quite well, watch Across the Universe and you'll see
She's a worthless pile of shit. She'll never amount to anything other than a wannabe. Don't do drugs, folks! You might end up 40 and still wasting your time with crap like that.
She looks like a drug addict. And she has no tits. Worthless.
shut perez, rachel has talent. ever heard of a little movie called across the universe which she sings in live. what is with you bring down people with talent when u have none? feeling lonely down there?
She definitely can't fill out that lingerie like Miss Dita Von Teaseeee can.
Just out of curiosity, why bash this young lady and call her a homewrecker and praise Ms. Jolie when she did exactly the same thing to Brad's marriage? Hmmmm.
have you heard her sing in the MUSICAL across the universe? She actually CAN sing.
Evan is hot but they always try to make her look like a whore in photoshoots. Damn I wish Once & Again was still on. Evan was amazing on that show. Shes grown into a beautiful and very talented actress.
I love Evan Rachel Wood. I think she and MM make a great couple. More power to them!
Stop knocking Evan! She's amazing. Simply amazing. Hopefully she'll come to her senses soon and leave Manson. As for her album, I'd totally buy it. She has a beautiful voice. Always has. Pretty damn good for not having any formal training in singing. We love you, Evan!
All I can say is, "Marilyn Manson must be as crazy as hell." I'm sorry, but dumping DITA for Rachel?????
All I can say is, "Marilyn Manson must be as crazy as hell." I'm sorry, but dumping DITA for Rachel?????
she's so gross. so is he. if she likes super creepy bloody guys she should hook-up with phil spector - he's available and likes blondes. they could make beautiful music together and maybe if we're lucky she/he'd pull a lana clarkson, then we wouldn't have to watch her ego continue to expand.
Why doesnt Perez research the things he says about people before he post Dita and Manson broke up months before Evan and He got together not to mention their realationship was sour way before that so he needs to shut the fuck up on things he seems to know nothing about
anyone else find it creepy that she is that little girl in practical magic…..i know the movies old and all but hell i am his age and damn she was young then!
She is such a child, it's hilarious to see little girls trying to act older than they are. She reminds of someone I would babysit and have to watch the whole time to be sure she didn't climb out a window. Little girl, little girl.
WHAT IS SHE DOING???????/// Her parents need to shake the schitz outta her!
where have you been?
SHE HAS A BUNCH OF SONGS (covers) THAT SHE SINGS ON THE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE SOUNDTRACK.
how is this in any way, shape or form "news"
She needs to shut the fuck up about her damn boyfriend! For real…she talks more about what other people think of her and her relationship w/ manson instead of proving that she has a mind of her own. Anything I've read about her is this condesending talk of what everyone thinks. Little fucking teenager. Get a life. If you want to sing, then sing and do it for you. If you think everyone is goign to critisize you that your bf wrote your songs, then don't let him write them you idiot.
evan rachel wood is a whore.
god, she's a bore.
She's great in "Thirteen," but besides this new movie "Across the Universe" (which looks interesting, but way too over-the-top), what the hell has she been doing? Besides stealing people's husbands, that is…
Yes, I think a duet would be delightful and they should cover Elton John & Kiki Dee's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
POSER!!!!!
She actually has a fantastic singing voice! GO SEE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, it's an amazing movie, and she's quite good in it!
That's because she's a little girl. Instead of bashing her people need to trash that sick paedophile Manson.
She's gorgeous, but Dita is amazing. Instead of blaming a 19 year old girl on breaking up a home, how about blaming a 40 year old man on not being able to keep his dick in his pants? WTH?
I love her so much!
She's so talented and her voice is amazing.
Across the Universe is an INCREDIBLE movie.
Perez, she's one of the only young actresses capable of giving an intellegent interview. Don't hate on her!
She blew my mind in "across the universe". I love this little doll, FUCK Manson for giving her a bad rep. He's the has-been, she's amazing!
She is soooo talented. More talent in her fucking pinky than your huge ass Perez, you're a douche for picking on her. Manson is a skeevy perv and this girl is fire. Love love love her. Hope she sings.
Actually, I'm a fan of ERW. And at least she got Dita away from that ancient weirdo Manson. And honestly, Evan's pretty good in her singing for the film "Across the Universe". Pretty much all the tracks were NOT pre-recorded — they sang 'em on set and whatnot. I'd like to see her in the music field.
I thought she looked cute at first, but then I found out she's a
FILTHY LOW LIFE SCUM SUCKING MONEY GRUBBING KIKE-A-DOODLE-JEW FUCK!!!!!!!!!
So now she's a skank.
WHAT A SLUTTY HOMEWRECKING WHORE! SHE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! SHE'S AN IDIOT!! DOES ANYONE NOTICE SHE TRYS TO LOOK LIKE DITA!? SHUT UP AND DIE!!
I'm not a fan, but she's in that new Beatles themed movie, and she's actually a totally convincing and talented singer. i'm not a fan, but she impressed me, so get out more, Perez before making blind generalizations.
hey why give her so much shit 4 being young she is 19 and has her own life and money going on i bet most of you fucks still live at your moms house
LOOK: Let this girl grow up and dump her loser boyf. She's a smart but misguided girl. It will happen. And her ASSHOLE looks better than DITA's dogface.
bitch can sing though
she did a damn good job in Across the universe
but that whole heroin goth look does not suit her well, at all