Stick To Your Day Job

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Ughhh! Why???? WHY, we ask?????

Well, it's all starting to make sense.

Evan Rachel Wood wants to follow in boyfriend Marilyn Manson's footsteps and take a painful stab at music.

The homewrecker /groupie / actress / hack tells Arena magazine, "I’m probably more passionate about music than acting, but I don’t want to do it half-assed. And when I do, I get to deal with the rumours flying around that my boyfriend wrote all my songs and that I’m just using him for a singing career! Won’t that be great?"

She should duet with Manson.

That would be a GREAT idea!

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 3:57 am / Email this  »

    163 comments to “Stick To Your Day Job”

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    1. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      i heard her sing on Oprah for the new movie she is in and she was HORRIBLE! i actually felt kind of bad for her because she seemed so serious! ahahahahaha!

    2. Karma says – reply to this


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      What an idiot! She essentially insulted every person who would take the time to listen to her music! Whether it be a fan from her acting career, a critic, or even a Manson fan.

      For someone trying so hard to be a grown-up. Maybe some critical thinking skills or improving her situational awareness might be in order.

      Not sure they have a Hollywood trainer for common sense though! What a dolt!

    3. AnonyMiss says – reply to this


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      Boyfriend?

      She means fiancee. Look at the pic, Perez… she has a ring on.

      And actually… she's been wearing it around LA.

    4. laylor says – reply to this


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      she rules
      dita rules

      everyone needs to get lives….quick!

    5. Starfucker says – reply to this


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      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

      Don't worry, Perez, Manson will soon dump her for some one half her age. Ew, that would make Manson's next girlfriend like 10. Totally not beyond him.

    6. Sarahpalooza says – reply to this


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      Uhh she actually has a beautiful voice, douchebag. Despite being bland and lifeless in Across the Universe, her vocals were on point.

    7. Jess says – reply to this


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      I dont really care for her, but She has a great voice. Or at least better than I thought it would be. I saw Across the Universe which was a GREAT movie…and PEREZ! Why dont you have anything on Jim Sturgess on your site?!???!!!!!!!! He is such a hottie! And his accent is adorable! Get on that!!

    8. Alex says – reply to this


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      she does have a good voice, though

    9. dagnee says – reply to this


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      coolest bitch out there with better acting chops than any young actress in hollywood.

      and hotter.

      just fucking saying.

      god.. i need to start a blog for the paint thinner of people. not top color.

      god this shit gets fucking b-o-r-ing.

    10. Martha says – reply to this


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      I know you don't like her, but she can actually sing. She's in "Across the Universe" which featured a lot of on site singing during filming. She has a very pleasant voice.

    11. elisa says – reply to this


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      i dont know if anyones seen 'across the universe' but this girl can actually sing

    12. nick says – reply to this


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      is this the chick from that movie "thirteen"?

    13. thestrawberrygirl says – reply to this


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      she is so NOT fierce

    14. Angela says – reply to this


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      i

    15. Iloveyoulongtime says – reply to this


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      Fuck you, Perez! You and Dita are jealous!

    16. texanne says – reply to this


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      i saw her sing on oprah… she has a nice voice

    17. Naemi says – reply to this


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      She is adorable!

    18. kelly says – reply to this


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      don't get me started on the fact that she and marilyn manson are dating, but in her defense she does sing a few songs on the Across the Universe soundtrack and they aren't bad at all. The whole soundtrack is actually really good. I'd recommend it over the I Am Sam soundtrack to be honest.

    19. perezyouranidiot says – reply to this


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      evan rachel wood is so talented and i would love if she put an album. she has a good taste in music and is passionate about it so let her do what she wants. and everyone needs to fuck off about her dating marilyn manson. they love each other and its nobody elses business and your opinions are not going to stop their relationship so shut the fuck up.

    20. renee says – reply to this


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      how is it that she is a homewrecker but angalina jolie is a 'saint'

      DOUBLE STANDARD

      they are both pathetic whores

      and i lose respect for anyone who can forgive a husband stealing anorexic attention starved whore just because she adopts a few kids and flys around the world pretending to do any good.

      what good has angalina done anyway? has there been any proof that she has actually accomplished anything in any of the countries she visits?

    21. Danielle says – reply to this


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      I actually did musical theater with Evan in LA when were were in middle school. I will admit honestly she can sing. Who knows what the album will sound like but we did a bunch of shows together and she definetly can carry a tune. :)

    22. Veronica says – reply to this


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      hahaha is that the girl from the movie "thirteen"

    23. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Oh God! I LOVE her! She is GORGEOUS! I saw her on Oprah, and she has an amazing voice!

    24. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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      Shes just a dumb young girl who will do anything to please her boyfriend. All young girls are like that and shame on manson for taking advantage of her!

    25. POO says – reply to this


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      DITA USED MANSON FOR HER CAREER, WHY NOT THIS CHICK.
      I USED TO WATCH DITA STRIP IN SOME GHETTO-ASS STRIP CLUBS. AFTER MANSON…VOGUE. DUH!!

    26. glory the mermaid says – reply to this


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      eww..Did anyone see the interview of her in Good day L.A?? I't was scary just for the fact that she is trying to tranform into Dita….I think she has a creepy fascination w/ Dita and the next step was for her to steal her Husband…..

      Dita we love you!!!

    27. Joe says – reply to this


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      umm to all the people who are saying she has a good voice….are you on DRUGS??? First of all Across the Universe is a terrible movie…and 2nd of all her singing is pathetic…That Dana Fuchs girl is a SINGER, she has an INCREADIBLE voice, Evan was just pathetic, but then again today's music industry os pretty pathetic so she will fit right in.

    28. lilyyy says – reply to this


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      homewrecker!
      she's trying to be like dita!
      never will happen dita is super beautiful compare to this shit

    29. lauren says – reply to this


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      perezelles you should so see her in across the universe.
      shes actually a fabulous singer.

    30. katie says – reply to this


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      i admire dita as she is breath taking, however i do like evan rachel wood (pretty persuasion got me) but i think this "relationship" is help along their careers.

    31. Idiocracy says – reply to this


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      It's amazing how much you idiots will just go along with whatever Perez's no talent ass will say. If music is her first love why should she not pursue it!?

    32. Alex says – reply to this


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      she sings in Across the Universe (fucking amazing movie) and she is really good. . .

    33. Ashley says – reply to this


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      OMFG I HATE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!! She is such a little slut/whore!!!! She stole Marilyn from Dita and they were such a cute couple and only had 4 years difference of age between them. Little Miss Queen Skank here is 18 years old and Marilyn is 38, a 20 year difference which kinda makes her a slut. Miss Slut is also trying to be exactly like Dita because she is dressing and she is doing her hair and make-up like she was in the 50s like Dita does. But Dita can because she is a burlesque dancer which is a 50s stripper. Evan acts like the very ugly child of Betty Page. Marilyn is an asshole and a man-whore for cheating on Dita with Evan. It fucking pisses me off!!!!!!!!

    34. Kristin says – reply to this


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      He left Dita for THIS? Freakin' idiot.

    35. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Re: Kristin – YEP WUT AN IDIOT HUH???

    36. poopoohole says – reply to this


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      i hate her. shes a dita rip off. ( why do people put "FIRST" in their comments?)

    37. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


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      I'd like to hear ANY of you hit those high notes like she does in the song "Blackbird." It's very beautiful and well done.

    38. merle says – reply to this


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      GO EVAN!!!!!]
      She's a child and should be encouraged to spread her wings.
      She was fantastic on Once and Again.
      Probably born with great talent not unlike Andrea Bowen of "Desperate Housewives."
      Just a little more free spirited.
      Spread your wings and explore child! Some of us wish you well.
      And like Dita as well.

    39. rachel says – reply to this


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      boo fucking hoo. life is sooooooooooooo hard.

      There are so many people out there with talent who can't get a record deal and this whiny brat expects us to feel bad for her because the fact that she's dating a creepy middle-aged shock rocker might damage her cred as a musician? shut the fuck up you whiny brat.

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    40. CARRIE says – reply to this


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      haha manson got played like britney!!!

    41. Cleeg says – reply to this


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      Re: becca
      OMG He is sculpturing her into a mini Dita who he can I dunno tie down or some shit.
      Those eye brows! Those lips!
      You wait, packet dye black will be her new thing. MARK MY WORDS!

    42. poopoohole says – reply to this


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      evan rachel wood you suck ass. you look like shit in all your pictures. get a life and your own style. youre riding ditas wave. learn how to pose asshole.

    43. ric says – reply to this


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      i think evan could make some amazing music…evan is amazing!!! perez hilton is a douche bag.

    44. shoe gal... says – reply to this


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      Does anyone remember this chick as a sweet little girl on the TV show "Once and Again"? She was so young and innocent then. What the hell happened? Marily Manson is a FREAK……… get a grip Evan!!

    45. mmph says – reply to this


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      definately not a flattering picture of her.
      But she's a great actress. Great talent.
      I'm happy she broke up Dita and Manson's marriage.
      Dita is way too good for him.
      Same with Evan. She can do so much better.

    46. mellissa says – reply to this


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      She is so immature, the way she constantly talks about her "boyfriend". Oh yeah, she is only NINETEEN years old!!! Manson is such a loser for fuucking things up with a woman such as Dita, and hanging out with a nice enough, but barely legal girl. She is cute but she looks like a twelve year old boy next to Dita, and it's so cute how she thinks we even care about her and her.."oh mi God" boyfriend. Stay in the shadows of the fake vampire so that we can only be distracted by the sexy pin up woman that we have come to know and love…Dita.

    47. Tania says – reply to this


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      She's got a great voice. Just bad choice.

    48. krystal says – reply to this


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      i like her, shes a good actress.

    49. poolside says – reply to this


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      This is soooooo sick to me! She looks like Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Tease had a son who turned into a tranny…..really!!! He/She looks just like them………SICK!

    50. suzanne says – reply to this


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      why does every stupid whore in hollywood think they are fucking singers? it's sad sad sad….

    51. JCK says – reply to this


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      Actually She sings well. I have the Across the Universe soundtrack, and she sings "blackbird". Its not half bad.

    52. StrawDust says – reply to this


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      Ha ha, she looks hilarous in this picture! Honey, you have no body to fill out this lingerie. And does anyone else see the irony here? Dita Von Teese is flawless & perfect (and makes a living wearing lingerie), so this little girl has to pose in lingerie now, probably thinking she's going to look "better" than Dita. I do think Evan is pretty (very pretty, wholesome, pure looking) but the whole Marilyn Manson thing… I don't know. And as for this photo… she belongs in LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE dresses. I don't know why, but that's what I see her in. ;)

    53. carrie says – reply to this


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      she is ACTUALLY an amazing singer… and on the across the universe soundtrack her shit is flawless. i am a professional singer and i totally expected her to suck…and i went into the movie hating her, because you do…and i was blown away… seriously, she is great. you really should check it out…

    54. zilla says – reply to this


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      Still can't believe he left the flawless Ms. Von Teese for this mess. Idiot

    55. g. says – reply to this


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      OK I love her and Marilyn Mason. And before you take a shot @ some of her pictures, look @ yours Perez, you self-hating blimp. I'll take your insults into consideration about these two talented people, when you get some talent yourself besides hating.

    56. mb says – reply to this


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      Nasty skank

    57. rachael says – reply to this


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      i hate this bitch. fucking homewrecker. she is so fucking ugly. she can never be dita. manson deserves someone better. you think you're so hot, YOU'RE NOT LITTLE GIRL!
      gah, i hate her so much.
      he's just going to fuck you untill someone better comes along.
      we all know it.

    58. chris says – reply to this


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      fuck you perez, the cult of celebrity is getting way out of hand and dangerous

    59. piñata says – reply to this


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      the picture of those two
      together
      is so disturbing!
      :(

    60. ang says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHHAHAHA. That's fucking hilarious.

      A+ Perez

    61. Sara says – reply to this


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      I can't stand this girl, she sucks. What a chameleon, I don't think she has any idea who she really is. It's nice to hear pretty much everyone else here hates her too:)

    62. SpermOnPerez says – reply to this


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      What a fucking dumb comment.
      She will do what she want.
      People are jealous or what ?

    63. gina says – reply to this


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      Re: P
      true.

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