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Team Audrina!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Audrina Patridge > Ross Mathews

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Look who we ran into at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party last night - it's Audrina Patridge from The Hills and some hideous creature next to her.

That honestly has to be one of the worst pictures of Perez ever. Now you know why he's pretty much a celibate monk!

Justin Bobby was force-feeding P-Nasty (emphasis on the nasty) some booze, which he politely sipped.

He's a troublemaker! Audrina must like them bad boys, but she's such a good girl!

The party was lots of fun, and we had the best time making a talky blog with our dear friend Ross Mathews, everybody's favorite Intern from The Tonight Show.

CLICK HERE to watch Perez & Ross talky while they video bloggy!

Posted: September 27, 2007 at 8:53 am


157 comments to “Team Audrina!”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. casey says – reply to this


    1

    some hideous creature next to her.

    Never has truer word been spoken on your site.

  2. Unreal says – reply to this


    2

    Look how gigantic you are!

  3. Desert Gal says – reply to this


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    Great pic of P Nasty!!

    Who watches the hills anyway….

  4. wowHowFat! says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are SO fat.

  5. sam says – reply to this


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    first!!!!

  6. Carrie says – reply to this


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    That girl is fugly with a capital F. She looks cross-eyed. Or… autistic.

  7. BeefyShiz says – reply to this


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    Bamn 'rez when you gonna shave and get them crooked teeth fixed?

  8. wowHowFat! says – reply to this


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    What a fat pig you are!

    WOW! HOLY FAT FUCKING FAT SHIT~!

  9. anne says – reply to this


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    lucky!!!! i love audrina

  10. meeeee says – reply to this


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    That girl has no lips at allllllllllll

  11. Whatevs says – reply to this


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    Why do you write about yourself in the 3rd person? You always say "we", when you should be saying "me".

  12. TAFFY says – reply to this


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    POOR AUDRINA- SHE'S UNDER CONTRACT AND FORCED TO HANG OUT WITH BEEF CURTAINS.

    WHERE'S THE BEEF????

  13. OMGURFAT says – reply to this


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    why are you such a fatty? lose weight fatso.

  14. juci says – reply to this


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    first!

  15. LipidinousScoundrel says – reply to this


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    Hi. You are a fatso. Please lose weight. Thank you, fatty.

  16. karrie says – reply to this


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    You go Perez!!

  17. Kaire says – reply to this


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    Why do you always look so gross? Really? Is it because you'll never look handsome you decide to go as far as possible in the other direction? You look like a drunk, homeless guy who dyed his hair with something he found in the dumpster. P-nasty is too light of a reference - switch to P-vomit!

  18. kaycee says – reply to this


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    Audrina is probably the prettiest girl in this world. She is really gorgeous

  19. Samantha says – reply to this


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    lol shut up. none of you guys think perez is nasty or else you wouldn't be on his site everyday.

    i like audrina but.. why DO her eyes do that? really really weird. i only read these comments to see if anyone else noticed that

    OH. and she doesn't have small lippies. i d0*~

  20. Samantha says – reply to this


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    lol shut up. none of you guys think perez is nasty or else you wouldn't be on his site everyday.

    i like audrina but.. why DO her eyes do that? really really weird. i only read these comments to see if anyone else noticed that

    OH. and she doesn't have small lippies. i d0*~

  21. Kaire says – reply to this


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    And for heaven's sake, take a fucking shower before you go out! Bad enough they have to pose with you, but I'm sure you smell like rancid old cheese!

  22. HisMattjesty says – reply to this


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    I liked the teal hair much better Perez. That just looks like something out of a bad Batman movie.

  23. bestestpersonever says – reply to this


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    aww, don't worry perez. everyone takes a bad pic now and then.

  24. Lisa says – reply to this


    24

    You people are so rude. Thanks Perez for all the up-to-date gossip. U rock :)

  25. paris hilton says – reply to this


    25

    YOU VERY WELL MAY HAVE THE BIGGEST HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
    WOW!! YOU MAY BE DEFORMED LIKE THOSE FROGS!

  26. Kaire says – reply to this


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    Re: Samantha – Actually, I think he is beyond nasty and disgusting and will keep coming here to have the personal pleasure of telling him so whenever I can. Now go back to sucking his balls and leave us haters alone!

  27. flanders says – reply to this


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    You and that ross need a double sided dildo to plug both of those holes….

  28. Dr. Dentist says – reply to this


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    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
    OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.

  29. CORKY says – reply to this


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    I would NOT want to have Perez's turkey baster babies…..his head is HUGE!!!!!

  30. Kaire says – reply to this


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    Re: CORKY – fuck, I wouldn't even want to touch the turkey baster~

  31. Janice says – reply to this


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    Perez you fat pig, you hooked up last night, didn't you

  32. Perez is nasty! says – reply to this


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    You are hanging out with the "hills" stars! You Loser! Go Get A Real Job!

  33. Doug says – reply to this


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    Instead of "P-Nasty" how about "P-uke".

  34. gay says – reply to this


    34

    Re: Carrie – But she bubbles sexuality.

  35. CroatianBeauty says – reply to this


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    God, Perez. You are one ugly son of a bitch. Now I have a new theme for my nightmares. Maybe you should undergo some kind of radical plastic surgery. I feel truly sorry for you man.

  36. kat says – reply to this


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    I love ya,Perez, but damn you have a GIANT head..LOL.
    Stop putting silly colors on your hair…please.I'm gonna start calling you the Koolaide Kid.

  37. Bailey says – reply to this


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    OMG, you're Heat Miser!

  38. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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    Don't be so hard on yourself Perez! Unless you are planning on growing a beard for your next role then just shave. That's all I see wrong in this pic. You have beautiful blue eyes…accent the positive! ;-)

  39. sandy says – reply to this


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    I think you are a cutie Perez.

  40. Team Lauren says – reply to this


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    To #12 — is that you Spencer? Enough with the beef comments! Get a life. Poor Audrina, she just being polite. Perez, you are the biggest suck-up.

  41. Heidi says – reply to this


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    Justin Bobby's a skeez, Perez!

  42. joanne says – reply to this


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    wow You need a shave Perez

  43. Cougar of the South says – reply to this


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    Perez, You don't look that bad FOR A STRAIGHT MAN

  44. I'm laughing says – reply to this


    44

    Nice picture of Mr. Ed and Shrek.

  45. AMY says – reply to this