Team Audrina!
Look who we ran into at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party last night - it's Audrina Patridge from The Hills and some hideous creature next to her.
That honestly has to be one of the worst pictures of Perez ever. Now you know why he's pretty much a celibate monk!
Justin Bobby was force-feeding P-Nasty (emphasis on the nasty) some booze, which he politely sipped.
He's a troublemaker! Audrina must like them bad boys, but she's such a good girl!
The party was lots of fun, and we had the best time making a talky blog with our dear friend Ross Mathews, everybody's favorite Intern from The Tonight Show.
CLICK HERE to watch Perez & Ross talky while they video bloggy!
It's Happening!
Fashion Face Off
some hideous creature next to her.
Never has truer word been spoken on your site.
Look how gigantic you are!
Great pic of P Nasty!!
Who watches the hills anyway….
Perez, you are SO fat.
first!!!!
That girl is fugly with a capital F. She looks cross-eyed. Or… autistic.
Bamn 'rez when you gonna shave and get them crooked teeth fixed?
What a fat pig you are!
WOW! HOLY FAT FUCKING FAT SHIT~!
lucky!!!! i love audrina
That girl has no lips at allllllllllll
Why do you write about yourself in the 3rd person? You always say "we", when you should be saying "me".
POOR AUDRINA- SHE'S UNDER CONTRACT AND FORCED TO HANG OUT WITH BEEF CURTAINS.
WHERE'S THE BEEF????
why are you such a fatty? lose weight fatso.
first!
Hi. You are a fatso. Please lose weight. Thank you, fatty.
You go Perez!!
Why do you always look so gross? Really? Is it because you'll never look handsome you decide to go as far as possible in the other direction? You look like a drunk, homeless guy who dyed his hair with something he found in the dumpster. P-nasty is too light of a reference - switch to P-vomit!
Audrina is probably the prettiest girl in this world. She is really gorgeous
lol shut up. none of you guys think perez is nasty or else you wouldn't be on his site everyday.
i like audrina but.. why DO her eyes do that? really really weird. i only read these comments to see if anyone else noticed that
OH. and she doesn't have small lippies. i d0*~
lol shut up. none of you guys think perez is nasty or else you wouldn't be on his site everyday.
i like audrina but.. why DO her eyes do that? really really weird. i only read these comments to see if anyone else noticed that
OH. and she doesn't have small lippies. i d0*~
And for heaven's sake, take a fucking shower before you go out! Bad enough they have to pose with you, but I'm sure you smell like rancid old cheese!
I liked the teal hair much better Perez. That just looks like something out of a bad Batman movie.
aww, don't worry perez. everyone takes a bad pic now and then.
You people are so rude. Thanks Perez for all the up-to-date gossip. U rock
YOU VERY WELL MAY HAVE THE BIGGEST HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
WOW!! YOU MAY BE DEFORMED LIKE THOSE FROGS!
Re: Samantha – Actually, I think he is beyond nasty and disgusting and will keep coming here to have the personal pleasure of telling him so whenever I can. Now go back to sucking his balls and leave us haters alone!
You and that ross need a double sided dildo to plug both of those holes….
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
OMG you are a MESS!!! GO IMMEDIATELY TO THE DENTIST.
I would NOT want to have Perez's turkey baster babies…..his head is HUGE!!!!!
Re: CORKY – fuck, I wouldn't even want to touch the turkey baster~
Perez you fat pig, you hooked up last night, didn't you
You are hanging out with the "hills" stars! You Loser! Go Get A Real Job!
Instead of "P-Nasty" how about "P-uke".
Re: Carrie – But she bubbles sexuality.
God, Perez. You are one ugly son of a bitch. Now I have a new theme for my nightmares. Maybe you should undergo some kind of radical plastic surgery. I feel truly sorry for you man.
I love ya,Perez, but damn you have a GIANT head..LOL.
Stop putting silly colors on your hair…please.I'm gonna start calling you the Koolaide Kid.
OMG, you're Heat Miser!
Don't be so hard on yourself Perez! Unless you are planning on growing a beard for your next role then just shave. That's all I see wrong in this pic. You have beautiful blue eyes…accent the positive!
I think you are a cutie Perez.
To #12 — is that you Spencer? Enough with the beef comments! Get a life. Poor Audrina, she just being polite. Perez, you are the biggest suck-up.
Justin Bobby's a skeez, Perez!
wow You need a shave Perez
Perez, You don't look that bad FOR A STRAIGHT MAN
Nice picture of Mr. Ed and Shrek.
PLEASE DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF PEREZ..ALL OF YOUR PICTURES LOOK JUST LIKE THAT ONE..HATE YOU BUT DO LOVE THE WEBSITE..
OMG Perez looks like an Ogre next to Audrina!!!! HIS HEAD IS SO HUGE!!!! splains his ego.. hAH!
perez you're so fugly you shouldn't put pics of yourself on the blog. Plus your fat face doesn't rly meet the size of the picture. /disgusting, rejected
Oh Pezzle, I think you are a gorgeous animal! Your gorgeousness shines from within and makes you RADIANT! AND RADIATE! WE LOVE YOU, AND ALL YOUR FANS LOVE YOU! You really need to be warming up some lucky buggar's egyptian cotton sheets!
GUESS THAT DIET NEVER WORKED. TOO BAD. ALSO. YOU LOOK GRAYISH-WHITE WITH CIRCLES UNDER YOUR EYES. YOU BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH PEREZ?
dude…..i'm a big fan but have you considered losing some weight? you are pretty fat.
oink oink oink….. Perez is a PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oink oink oink oink oink oink HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
talk about FUGS Mario. YOU WIN HANDS DOWN.
FUG FUG FUG.
ross is just the cutest thing ever.
I'm a straight gal and even I want to bang Audrina. She's gorgeous! And Perez…your eyes are very pretty.
perez, you've gotten too full of yourself. i used to be a fan, now i'm starting to be disgusted by your attention whore ways. anyone that doesn't like you, u slam then and those who takes a pic with u, u play play nice. wtf. you need to get over yourself
You and Ross are too funny! It was wicked funny when you told that drunk girl she wasn't pretty.
Periwinks, in a few of your pics I must say we have noticed, that although you are a delightful creature, you have recently been looking a little pale around the gills and we are worried about you. Are you eating some salad? I hope you are not doing some winehousing and carousing in your new pad behind closed doors in the "gated community"! Or is it a new ivory powder / foundation you are dabbling in! Be a GOOD BOY!
Audrina actually looks pretty there. And Perez, thank you for shaving that god awful mustache you were sporting for awhile. Much better!
perez i read your site entirely too often but have never before felt compelled to comment.. but don't be so hard on yourself, you are incredibly cute!!
Why does Audrina always look so vacant??
even those not familiar with your evil nature and black soul would have to sheild their eyes, you bulbous, fathead!
Good GOD, look at the size of that gigantic ugly melon compared to hers!!! You're a fucking Frankenberry-lookin' freak of nature, grinning like a moron next to some nobody "actress" bitch. Well done, jackass.
ROSS IS SO GRACIOUS
YOU ACT LIKE SOMEONE WHO WAS RAISED BY WOLFS
RUDE AND SWEATY
TEAM AUDRINA!!!
I just love Audrina. She seems like such a cool chick. I heard she punched some jerk out. Good for her.
oh poodle, i think you're being way too harsh on your ownself!!! i think its a great photo!!!! love you always!!!!!!
I think your happy face is beautiful….
I'm actually on team audrina too. She has a natural sultry kind of beauty.
The pic isnt that bad…you should go for aqua blue hair it will make your eyes look fab!!!
Wow, girlfriend needs to learn how to smile so that her nasty gums dont show so much. Get some collagen or something girl, seriously. chill on that huge smile
hahahah!! love how the referenes to justin bobby perez!!! will u be at the DS Pull Wool party??? Lovez ya!!!
Awww, don't be so hard on yourself, Perez. No one's perfect, and I think you're a cutey!
Audrina is adorable, but that poor girl barely has enough brain power to function. Such a sweetie though.
Sorry to say - when did you look good in a picture Chubbrock? Put the ho-ho's down and go directly to a treadmill and do not get off until I let you know.
Perez! She looks like a 50's pin up girl. Do a seperated from birth!
Audrina is awesome but she REALLY needs to drop Justin Bobby!!!!!!!
did she dye her hair darker?
This chick is so funny looking!!! Even when shes not talking her mouth is open. But she has no upper lip so it looks FUNNY AS HELL!!!!! Homegirl needs to work that out! BUT she is always dressed better than Lauren. Lauren sucks.
Anyone else notice how this chick's always looking up. Even on the hills. She is always looking upward. Wierd. It reminds me of dave chepelle and that guy who always shows up doing the robot and is always looking up. Ew.
When are P-Nasty and Ross going to hook up. I know you had to stand close because of the camera but come on make out already.
Audrina makes Perez looks like a fat, piece of worthless shit…oh wait, he is a fat, piece of worthless shit.
PEREZ, U greedy, fat bastard. Why do we have these colorful UGLY BETTY backgrounds all over? we can even read the stories? your greedy fat ass has accepted huge chunks of money from UGLY BETTY producers and now you are edging your readers out for money. I knew you were no good. DOUCHE BAG!!!!
PEREZ!
That talky blog is hilarious!
I love your reaction to the drunk chic at the end!!!!!
HILARIOUS! that totally just made my day lol
for a gay, you have no fashion sense, love…. please hire me to be your stylist and personal trainer.. i am tire of you looking like a shiteous fatso. who picks out clothes? britney?
why is audrina always looking above the camera in her photos…she's still way hot tho
Perez you look more and more like Vincent D'Onofrio performing The Bug (The Big Roach in Men In Black). EEEewwwww.
It sure will be kinda sad when a drunken Perez finally chokes to death on his own call boy cum filled vomit while ODing on sniffing heroin and cocaine… but if Perez wants to become a real star he has to OD and choke to death on his cum filled vomit… c'mon we all know you can do it Perez, it is your destiny, become a real star, we need those photos of you dead and shirtless on the floor like Chris Farley with barfed up male prostitute ejaculate dribbling down your chin. Alive you are nobody, dead you will fulfill your destiny. You know, no guy will ever have sex with you while you are still alive. If you OD and choke to death on cum you will become a real media star!
HaHaHa Justin Bobby !!! The Holmes Acts Like He Is Spiking Up Like A Porcupine . I Think He Is Just A Rare Breed Tho . I Wonder If He Brought His Combat Boots . P-Nasty Rocks !!!
perez, you fucking idiot. what the hell are you wearing
how dare you trash anyone when you choose that fucking pile of shit get up
poor roseanne, i think she was right to lay into you!
Perez, you always look hideous these days. Lose some weight, you were much cuter when you were thin.
Get rid of these flowers and shit. damn i cant see the pages!!! you look ok. your head is ginormous but i'm sure you suck a mean pole.
Perez… come on, you're better than that… A white t-shirt (grubby and possibly inside out *groan*) and that crazy bowtie, and your homeless beard, and your uncombed hair. I know you like to look different and crazy cool. but this look is not good. At all. Awww, perez, come on, you need to do better than that to be taken seriously. Youre playing with the big boys now, act (and dress) like it. xoxo
I actually think this is a good picture of you Perez. Your eyes look so blue!
I love Audrina and Ross. I think Ross has a crush on you Perez!!! Go Audrina!!!
I think you should hook up with Ross Perez!
I fell in love with Ross on Celebrity Fit Club. He is so cute!! I want to be his bff and go shopping and gossip and giggle about boys. LoL… I
YOU BOTH LOOK CUTE, I LOVE AUDRINA AND PEREZ……
perez you are are fat and sloppy and have the nerve to talk about anyone. You are a hard person to look at a sight for poor eyes and your best friend should be jenny craig and maybe you should try some of lohans cock so ur fat azz can loose weight
perez you are are fat and sloppy and have the nerve to talk about anyone. You are a hard person to look at a sight for poor eyes and your best friend should be jenny craig and maybe you should try some of lohans crack so ur fat azz can loose weight
Audrina really has some kinda eye prob. She looks so lost and confused all the time, and I don't know, the show is entertaining but every time she is on camera, i'm like, wtf?!? What is she looking at? So sad cause they are a really pretty color but damn girl, did someone drop you on the head as a kid?
Did I detect a little sexual tension between Ross and Perez?
GET THAT # PEREZ….YOU AND ROSS LOOKED SO CUTE TOGETHER.
PS - PEREZ YOU ARE REALLY CUTE!!!! I'M SENDING OUT GOOD WISHES FOR YOU TO DROP SOME WEIGHT. I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY, BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S HARD, BUT….YOU WOULD JUST BE WAY HOTTER. I SEE IT.
ROSS + PEREZ