Team Audrina!
Look who we ran into at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party last night - it's Audrina Patridge from The Hills and some hideous creature next to her.
That honestly has to be one of the worst pictures of Perez ever. Now you know why he's pretty much a celibate monk!
Justin Bobby was force-feeding P-Nasty (emphasis on the nasty) some booze, which he politely sipped.
He's a troublemaker! Audrina must like them bad boys, but she's such a good girl!
The party was lots of fun, and we had the best time making a talky blog with our dear friend Ross Mathews, everybody's favorite Intern from The Tonight Show.
CLICK HERE to watch Perez & Ross talky while they video bloggy!
It's Happening!
Fashion Face Off
Seriouslly dude, go on a diet. and get rid of the pink hair. you look terrible!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
UR SUCH A TWO FACE BITCH!
Re: TAFFY –
Taffy- you are an @$$ and are disgusting. Why would you talk about somebody's anatomy like that? That is SO RUDE and disrespectful
Maybe if you tried washing your hair once in a while?
Oh yeah, and shave, dress better, and lose some lbs?
Why don't you follow Ross's lead and only eat "to fuel your body" and not to feed your fat carb face? You should talk about other people having potato heads. Look in the mirror and find another one, only yours is more like one of those big yams.
Can't Perez shave? YIPES!
i love audrina she is so sweet. i wish she would forget about justin bobby
Perez-
you look fine….actually pretty good. You look happy. maybe you should stop talking shit on yourself. you are cute
I see Ross The InTERN On SILVERLAKE.. WALKINg HIS PET CHIHUAWA… WHAT A WOMAN… HE THINKS HES PARIS HILTON OR EVEN A WOMAN… STOP LOOKING FOR ATTENTION ROSS… EVERYONES LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!… ITS SO OBVIOUS HE WANTS SOMEONE To NOTICE HIM….
Do you know how much damage hair dye can do to you? Its not healthy.
GET OVER IT..
And grow your proper hair. No-one cares about fucking dyed hair anymore.
Just stop dying the god damn hair of yours.
Audrina looks like she's high!!!!! Her pupils are dilated!!!! and you Perezito please lose some weight papi you look like a fat cow in crack… but I love you!!!
Audrina has huge teeth
Home girl has got some TEETH huh.
Perez, I have to say I come to your site everyday and love it. Well, most of it. You were needlessly mean to poor drunk Kelly. Sure make fun of how drunk she was no biggie but don't tell her she wasn't "that pretty". Poor girl!
Don't change, but be a tad nicer to regular people- not celebrities. Be as mean as you want, they are afterall in the spot light.
EWWWW… YOU ARE DISGUSTING PEREZ.
POOR GIRL!
awww honey you stop that celibate monk/hideous creature talk right now! own your fierceness…cuz you rock.
awwww, audrina's so pretty…i love her eyes!
ewww you look like a giant whale next to her your so fat and ugly
and you look like a fag
go to weightwatchers.com
Perez, sweetie…
You could be truly studly and never have to think about celibacy again.
Grow out the beard a bit, let the hair go back to its real color, put on a nice shirt. Quit trying to be 19. You've already been there once. Can't go back.
Think Tom Ford (Gucci) or Ricky Martin. Study fuzzy beasts!!!!!
You can still have fun and be a queen but when the cameras flash, you need to bring out your best. It's in there, I've seen it.
Woof to you.
WOW there are some bitches on here! I'm sure losing weight is not a fucking easy task, especially when your so far downhill. Calling someone ugly/fat is one of the most shallow things you can do and karma will get your ass for it. Don't be so hard on yourself Perez
You have the biggest 2nd chin i've ever seen.
Are Audrina's parents first cousins? Because she looks like an inbred with those cross eyes! Every single picture of her is that way, too!
I absolutely LOVE how all these attention-seeking wastes of life are slamming Perez so badly, but are somehow ON HIS WEBSITE and will most likely return. Do you think you are actually affecting him in any way? Keep going, middle-schoolers. I could use a laugh.
Love when you and Ross Vlog. OMG drunk girl! That idiot screwed up the end, but it was fun to see. Everything else was great. Thanks for taking us along. Do not think I will be at any nifty Hollywood party soon, or even in this life. LOL Hope to see you on Tom Green again soon.
Puleeze no more pictures of you. NEVER NEVER NEVER again!!! You are not attractive, your hair is ridiculous, you have too much chin and wonky teeth. You have to stop trying to be a star. You are a dude who posts pix of people who actually have some reason for being in the limelight. STOPSTOPSTOP!!! I will stop coming to this sight if this is going to persist.
PEREZ. from one "husky" gay man to another here's some advice girl: TAN. number one. you live in LA and are of hispanic descent so WHY NOT?! you'll get sexy and brown. it makes you look thinner guaranteed. ALSO, the stubble needs to go. it's sexy on thin, tan, dark featured hearthrobs, but on us it just makes us look lazy! the hair color is hot (that's ur thing) but WASH IT. the comments below, although harsh are true. also, even though you comment a lot on men (like efron) wearing makeup…..THERE'S A REASON THEY ARE. not to mention, being gay it's COMPLETELY acceptable to wear as little or as much as you feel necessary. in your case, after a nice tan and some concealer under your eyes you would be good to go.
Love ya girl. - big fan.
PS audrina isn't THAT good. u can tell she's totally strung out on cocaine in a lot of the hills eps.
Hi Mr. Perez, Stop working so hard! Your skin is looking sallow baby. Not to insult, but seriously hon, take some time out, pamper! Learn to say no.
hahaha i saw that mess of a girl at the palms last month with her boyfriend justinbobby funny thing was she was all uptight and he was cool as hell he even took a pic for these girls that were all starstruck over that audrina chick and she was
Sorry Perez but where the hell are your bunny ears Easter Bunny! Pastels and you should only be mixed with sparkly sugar honey love ya thought
I also want to know why that bitch is always looking up. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that…
I love audrina and youuuuuuu.
Ps. the vidoe of you and ross…OMG crazy fucking drunk girl, i love that you told her like it is, she was fugly and totally just like busted into your interview
have you noticed she always looks right above the camera??
okay this is it, audrina, you are so pretty but stop looking up at cameras and start looking into them, dont worry the camera wont melt, you are beatutiful
Actually, Perez, I think that you look pretty great in this pic. I love your smile!!
justin bobby is a dirty asshole!!
but he's fucking sexy!
i want to see him naked!!!
i bet he gets really freaky n sweaty!!
yum!
SEX TAPE PLEASE!!
LMAO
I'm not even gonna call you fat. At least shave, man. It really is the least you can do.
Wow — you do look really bad in that picture. Kinda "special".
I adore Audrina! she's so prettyyyyyy!
I left msg but need to put it here too. I CAN"T stand that everyone loves LC and think she's so sweet and innocent. She's a SLUT. And this chick might have nice FAKE boobs but she ain't no model. They're all so lame. when are their 15min up? All they do is go out to try and meet real celebs…please!
Sisters!!!
audrina looks pretty…perez looks um…
Your so ugly when you smile Perez,well pretty much all the time but its worse when you smilling. Fat ass
Triple love you Audrina….Lauren and Whit!
Hiedi and her Bitch Spencer are crap trash!
why is she going out with that justin guy… she is too good for him
OMG PEREZ!!! I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! I have no idea how the chick is next to you but anyway you are awesome!!! I watched the video bloggy of you and Ross… let me just say how cute you guy are together… You two should totally fuck!!! Don't be shy Perez, Ross is a cutie!!! GO GET HIM!!!!
I love you Perez… and Ross is my all time favorite!!!! PS super harsh… she wasn't that ugly.
I am SERIOUSLY dying trying to hold my laughter in. P-Nazzy, u have been seriously DISSED! Some of the commentators on here r 2 funny
Don't be silly Perez! You're absolutely gorgeous! Seriously
Audrinas got da lazy eyeeeee.
I LOVE THESE TWO MESSES! =)
aw the sad thing is that you would probably be kinda hot if you like went to the gym everyday. it's hard to start but then you get used to it and it actually feels good. do it! work that shit OUT k…
wow u people are fucking terrible!! all i see are two sexy people!! perez dont call urself down… that just gives ammo to asshole like these people that commented!
I totally want to be BFF's with Ross and Perez!!
no such thing as the worst picture of perez - they are ALL worsts!!
she looks purty :0) but perezito you always look like caca
youre fugly ohhhhh look at me look at me my hair is red ugh fat bitch