He's Getting Uglier With Age

Jesse McCartney must be cursing Zac Efron's existence!

There was a time when both were co-stars on the barely watched TV show Summerland and McCartney was the bigger star. By far.

Oh, how things have changed!

Now, Zacquisha is everywhere and Jesse couldn't get arrested for underage drinking if he tried. A little scandal would do him good.

Chin up, blondie. At least your highlights are looking good - but you need a new haircut!

Here's McCartney, Thursday night at the 2007 Spirit of Life Dinner in LA.

It seems like he and Zac have the same makeup artist!

P.S. You might wanna have a doctor check out your Herpes lips, Jesse.

xoxo

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 11:57 am / Email this »

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jesus c says – reply to this

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not first!
StarrXMosh says – reply to this

2

Separated at birth….McCartney and Tara Reid!!!!
jesus c says – reply to this

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haha!!
erin says – reply to this

4

He has way too much make up on…yikes!
fdjknjadfkjkdfsjk says – reply to this

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FIRST
Dave Holden says – reply to this

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You are too harsh. There's nothing wrong with him.
dsfsd says – reply to this

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FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doniya says – reply to this

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FIRST!
eww he's fugly now
LiSSY says – reply to this

9

He looks porcelain…
alicia says – reply to this

10

1st!!!
doniya says – reply to this

11

FIRST!
ew@hisface~
loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru says – reply to this

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sixth!!
Hyde says – reply to this

13

Come on, Perez. This kid is cute. Don't be such a dick.
RAJINDER says – reply to this

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I HATE BEING FIRST ITS SUCH A BURDEN
jon says – reply to this

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:)
Stephy says – reply to this

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First?
Jenkin says – reply to this

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FIRST hahaha i love perez
Oh Yeah says – reply to this

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This tart has already been chewed up and spat out. Zaccy-Poo will be in the same boat in a year or two. It's all about the Disney promo machine! All aboard!!! Who will be the next pretty face for the tween sheeple?
Amy says – reply to this

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Yes yes this is very true!!! He used to be so cute…but then again most kids are! He is FUGLY
BITCH PLEASE says – reply to this

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HE'S A PUNK BITCH
jenkin says – reply to this

21

walallala first
Sakasha says – reply to this

22

wow
meg says – reply to this

23

first
tankee says – reply to this

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yup!!! id still do him though…
first says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
me says – reply to this

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blah! who cares about this has been?
k says – reply to this

27

guys who wear more make up then most girls is not a good look….. wats happening to the sexy, masculine guy's guy?????? enough of the netro shit already
YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT? says – reply to this

28

if he is ugly, then what are you?
Sami says – reply to this

29

EOW! even Rumer Willis's new hairdue looks better than this sad motherfucker.
is that herpes? says – reply to this

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wait - is that herpes on his lip? bottom lip, left side?????????????????????
Clare says – reply to this

31

He looks like the guy from Malcolm in the Middle
jacqueline says – reply to this

32

he looks like some sort of troll-elf hybrid..
gomesy says – reply to this

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zack efron is ugly as well. Damn what is the big deal about that guy he looks like a women!
then what says – reply to this

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if he is ugly then what are you?
Ula-la says – reply to this

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Are those cold sores on his lips…GROSS!
He should be the poster child for Valtrex!
yupyupyup says – reply to this

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Bad eyebrows, bad tan, darken the hair, get some lip blam for crying out loud, and perhaps sport some stubble (if able). Oh, and stop with the concealer, it just looks stupid.
Michael C. says – reply to this

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Damn. He looks like just Denise Crosby from Star Trek TNG.
Lauren says – reply to this

38

He looks like poop.
KrisP says – reply to this

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What's up with these guys trying to be pretty? Rugged is a good look. Mess up the hair and show a little stubble once in a while! Damn! Is he actually wearing lipstick or did some chick plant one on him?
Angela says – reply to this

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He'd be much cuter with a different haircut. THat's just awful!
Nice Girl says – reply to this

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Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Nicey says – reply to this

42

Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
Separated at birth….McCartney and Stockard Channing
the badge says – reply to this

43

Isn't this the kid that was fucking with Kristy Swanson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)? I hope I see him around, he looks like he would be fun to give a swirly to.
Drunkard says – reply to this

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I agree, dude peaked early !!! That makeup is hideous !!
Bobbie says – reply to this

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I love Jesse Mccartney he's such a good live show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aging gracefully in California says – reply to this

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Early ripe, early rot.

It's a Southern white trash thing. They look good for about five minutes and are washed up by 25. Ask Britney. She knows all about this condition.
flapping labia says – reply to this

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Ewww, who is this ugly dingleberry now? What's real on him? Skin color? Nope. Hair? Nope. Talent? Nope. Anything even remotely worthwhile? Nope.

Why post shit about nobodies? WHO CARES???
Jade says – reply to this

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I totally thought he was ZAC with dyed hair, lol
Stop It Perez!! says – reply to this

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Dude, he is NOT that HIDEOUS…………….JUST FUGLY IN THE HAIR DEPT.
emily says – reply to this

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why is he even still going places??????????
mmxx says – reply to this

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first
whoo dun it says – reply to this

52

Reminds me of that Cassidy kid on the Partridge Family.
muffin ass says – reply to this

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he looks like that kid that played oliver on the O.C. they both look like they have skin problems that are being compounded by heavy make up. he could use a good eyebrow waxing too.
elle G says – reply to this

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Shrek
beke says – reply to this

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Leave Jesse alone…he's just another Disney kid that's life has been run by management until they dump him for the next tween cutie… maybe soon, if he has the right focus (and maybe a good sex or rehab scandal) he'll be back in the public eye soon…Perez be nice…give Jesse a break…
T says – reply to this

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He almost looks fake.. plastic-y…it's either way too much fake tanner or way too much makeup but it's not a good look. He'll get it right eventually, he's still a kid.
beke says – reply to this

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Except he's from New York…Moron. Re: Aging gracefully in California –
willy wonka says – reply to this

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he looks like a blond oompa loompa!!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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That's COCAINE puffyness!
MINA says – reply to this

60

Why would he be jealous of Z they ARE a couple!
JennyMcB says – reply to this

61

Looking more and more like his father!!
that_girl says – reply to this

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I say Jesse is looking better with age.
Shannon says – reply to this

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that was mean to say he was getting uglier with age, Perez. He's just a kid
camaguey says – reply to this

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OH - MY - GOD!! Lindsay Lohan cut her hair off!!!
What Evverrrrr. says – reply to this

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He's cute, and probably straight. I guess he must not be gay huh Perez? Because all the cute boys that you like, you immediately brand gay and concoct a lot of garbage about them being gay, like Wentworth and Zac Efron. Well, I guess here's one who will be free of that label. The herpes comment is totally uncalled for. You're so fat and jealous
dudeone says – reply to this

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as suppose to u fat ass perez….
All American Girl says – reply to this

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I don't think he is a ugly kid.
Meredith says – reply to this

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ooomg he looks like he had his wisdom teeth taken out!!!
uh oh says – reply to this

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why didn't mccartney get cast in the role? probably too expensive. perez is right — mccartney's a day late and a dollar (or 10) short.

@ 34 - tweens love girly boys. shaun cassidy and leo dicaprio (before he grew up) looked like girls too.

@ Aging gracefully - you are absolutely correct.
Christine says – reply to this

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OH CHRIST!!!!! I just threw up in my mouth when I saw his make-up!
eww says – reply to this

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the reason his lips are so screwed up is because he is taking accutane to fix his awful oily acne-caked face. your lips get so dry that you get the cream that breast-feeding mothers put on their nipples and rub it on your lips!!!
eww says – reply to this

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he reason his lips are so screwed up is because he is taking accutane to fix his awful oily acne-caked face. your lips get so dry that you get the cream that breast-feeding mothers put on their nipples and rub it on your lips!!!
eww says – reply to this

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the reason his lips are so screwed up is because he is taking accutane to fix his awful oily acne-caked face. your lips get so dry that you have to get the cream that breast-feeding mothers put on their nipples and rub it on your lips!!!
tommyLONDON says – reply to this

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He's sweet and was much cuter as a kid, but yeah needs a new haircut i think.
also, he's a little bit cross-eyed in this pic! a bad one to publish! =P
He still has the boyish charm kinda look though.

x
DmH says – reply to this

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He NEEDS to cut his hair….he looks stupid
kneecole24 says – reply to this

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you're an asshole perez!!! i love jesse!
ronnie says – reply to this

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Aww, this is sad. I used to have the phattest crush on him. :p
Bebe says – reply to this

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Wow. It must be his time of the month cause his face is bloated. Midol anyone?
OMG THE EYEBROWS!! says – reply to this

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WOULDN'T A CELEB KNOW WHEN THEIR EYEBROWS ARE OUT OF CONTROL….YUCK!
David Phan says – reply to this

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Ummm he looks like a creeping Chucky Doll!!
"Hi I'm Jesse, wanna play!?" ewww
Kristine says – reply to this

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Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Kristine says – reply to this

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Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
Seperated at birth…McCartney & the cavemen from the commercials
only1opinion says – reply to this

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He is adorable!! AND he is just a kid. Stop being so hateful & judemental!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TraySayyy says – reply to this

84

This is by far some of the funniest copy I've ever read..Haha. Good stuff.
sof.xo says – reply to this

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i remember the pretty girl from summerland tho, taylor cole i think (:
belen fag says – reply to this

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YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT PEOPLES LOOKS
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR PICTURES?
DO YOU OWN A MIRROR?

FAT FUCK TAKE A SHOWER
kate says – reply to this

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Awww Perez, he just has that young, round, girlish, Leonardo baby-face going on right now. In a few years when he matures and he sports a more rugged manly face, you'll be hot for him again.
Dani says – reply to this

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he needs to not wear make up, get a better hair style (even a faux hawk would look better than that bowl cut…) and he needs to dye his hair BROWN, he needs to step away from the frosting kits… he'd look much better with dark hair (not to mention older)
Kristine says – reply to this

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It's the eyebrows…he needs them seriously waxed…and the mullet…and his face is a little chubster…
hm.
Lanie says – reply to this

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He needs his eyebrows done
liz says – reply to this

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Jesse get proactive for God's sake. Seriuosly.
Leesa says – reply to this

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Why would a once good looking guy want to look like a feminine wax figure ???? What a shame. So UGLY now !
Leesa says – reply to this

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Why would a once good looking guy want to look like a feminine wax figure ???? What a shame. So UGLY now !
ellie says – reply to this

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he looks so weird.
bitch slap says – reply to this

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that hair is not doing him any favors. is he one of the monkees? fuck. i think if his hair was different it would do wonders.
fug says – reply to this

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fug
Kasey says – reply to this

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His nose looks ok
Jesse's young says – reply to this

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Oh please. He's a CUTIE! Leave him alone, old cuban man (sorta)…
Jesse's young says – reply to this

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Oh please. He's a CUTIE! Leave him alone, old cuban man (sorta)…
Celia says – reply to this

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HOLY GOOGLE EYES!!!!

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