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Filed under: Dita Von Teese
Today is Miz Dita Von Teese's birthday, and the world is a better and more glamorous place because of her presence and talent.
Big props to her mom for raising such a fabulous daughter!
Happy happy birthday, Dita.
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: September 28, 2007 at 12:52 pm
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if you say "first" your a douche
Grrr.. i want to be her…
guess cris is a douche
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Happy Birthday Dita, we love you!!
Dear Lord, what a beautiful dress….She looks gorgeous.
Fist Biotch!
Sorry but girl looks like she's dead. Are we looking at the same person Perez!
It's ok. I still love you!
wow. she really is hot….
I think she is beautiful Perez but in this picture she looks like a pasty white porcelain doll.
Dear Lord, what a beautiful dress……She looks gorgeous.
Happy Birthday!!!
Stunning.
love her PETA add
…still though, she married marilyn manson.
Yeah, great mom. I hope my kid grows up to be a weirdo dating stripper.
That sister is banging.
love herrrrrrrrrrr shes sooo lovely
One step up from whore.
Gorgeous dress! Beautiful body! FUGLY FACE!
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Wow, Dita truly is stunning! Happy Birthday!
just because someone can look good does NOT make them a good person.
Re: Tom – then i guess that Cris is a douche. which she/he is. =D
And her talent is…?
What talent ? She's a pale stripper who cinches her waist. Nothing that hasn't been done before.
7th
Needless to say, she is a libra! She is a style icon by birth!
I dont like that color on her…it washes her out. But shes still beautiful!! Happy Birthday
I'll admit, she usually looks prett good. Either she pays you cash or you want to bury your head up her ass. What's your fascination with this chick?
i love her!
happy birthday!
my dog shares the same bithday. he is 6. jäy.
who is this bitch and what has she contributed to the world ?
PEREZ—
IS CASTRO STILL DEAD??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DITA!!! I LUV UR STYLE
She always looks so beautifully put together…flawless makeup, sexy outfits, flirty casual wear, manicured nails. If only all of Hollywood's celebs could be as glamorous!
what IS her talent perez?
I agree i think she is a classy gorgeous woman, but come on perez she's had hte same hairstyle and makeup for a decade. shes not spicing it up!
Yes she is far from ugly and she reminds me of actresses from early Hollywood but have we all forgotten that she was married to Marilyn Manson?!?! All I can say is…EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
50's Bettie Page lookalike,,,,, hottie whatever, NEXT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DITA!
she is fabulous because she stands around looking pretty? wow what an accomplishment!
Well we both have something in common, its my birthday today too
holllllerrrrrrrrr
i agree w/the others…WTF…..TALENT?? she takes her shit off to show her engineered bits & pieces…WHERE'S THE TALENT?
Happy Birthday Dita!!
I love your style!!
you rock,,
you sure make all those fake sluts look bad,, keep up the good work!!
where does the dress stop and her pale skin begin……you know a little sun wouldnt kill ya!
Yeah. Wearing dresses and looking pretty make the world a better place. IDIOCRACY.
she's so pale cuz you can't stop licking her ass and … well … her al over all the time.
give her a break
Why do you love her so much? i have no idea what she has even done. all i know is that she married Marilyn Manson and that she was swinging on a swing in her panties at some big event once. i have no clue why perezers is obssessed with this chick.
She is a doll!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Dita gets her kicks being a rude batch to the salespeople at neiman marcus. She's no Angelina Jolie. What exactly has she done to make the world a better place? Be stuck up and self- absorbed? well kudos.
DITA I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE AWSOME!!! BEAUTYFUL, IM BREATHLESS WHEN I SEE YOU ELEGANCE AND STYLE!!!!!
DITA ROCKS
WOW !! She looks like the little bride on top of the wedding cake !! love this hot bitch !!!
During the day of OLD time movie stars, one never read a negative word about a celeb. Today, all you hear about are treatment centers, pantie-less tarts, and the list goes on. Dita Von Teese is a rare find. She MAY be a stripper, but she never sheds her dignity or class. She's beautiful, poised and a breath of fresh air! She could teach Paris a thing or two about etiquette. Money doesn't buy class.
Happy Birthday, Diva!
I don't care what people say about her. She's fascinating. It's pitiful that Evan Rachel, though a talented actress, now tries to look like her. Her imitations don't come close. Dita has a presence Wood can't touch.
One word - Class. Take notes Britney.
THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE THE ONE CELINE DION HAD FOR HER LAST DAY IN VEGAS………..
Re: Alicia –
DEAR GILRY GIRL, so you dont know her talent? Well watch her show, watch her way she acts and look at her style and presense. If you still dont see it, its your tough luck. Shes an ARTIST, and if you dont know, artist are not only actors or singers ……..get more culture honey or no no thats not for you honey you should go to burger king haaaaaaahahahah thats your culture and art……………..:-0
i have to say that dress is fabulous!!!!!!
I love Love Love Dita and hope she is having a great day!
I am an over 30 woman and think Dita represents us in a very positive way. She does the most with what she has and has made herself into an American Icon.
Tasteful and creative Burlesque is so much better than "showing your world" getting out of a car at the clubs. Dita always looks beautiful and ladylike. The messy hair, bitten nails and being a mess in general of the other "starlets" is so played out and boring!
Regarding her marriage to Marilyn Manson……..why not? He is a talented artist and a very smart guy. Anyone who heard his thoughtful comments on the Michael Moore documentary "Bowling for Columbine" whould know that. I can see Dita looking past his obvious cry for attention with his crazy getups and falling in love with the man inside.
I think Dita is hardworking, creative, and absolutely fabulous.. I say Happy Birthday and many many more!!!
Hope she has a good one
who cares about some burlesque star? what is your obsession with her? she's a bore.
She is such an amazing individual! I'm so honored to be sharing the same birthday with her. Wish her all the best in all that she does!
my bday too!!
Wish I was a little like her
Happy Birthday, Dita!!!
I named my daughter after her!
Happy Birthday STRIPPER slut !
What is her talent? Looking bored or being boring? The whole "burlesque" revival thing is so so SOOOO over.
Oh stop it. Normal parents do not want their daughters to grow up to become rock star fucking strippers.
One celebrity worth writing about! Happy Birthday Dita! You're gorgeous!
she's gorgeous and all, but i don't understand… what does she do?? isn't she a burlesque dancer? how does that make the world a better place…..?!
Yes, Ms. Dita is fabuloso. But I wouldn't go so far as to kiss her momma's fat ass Perez. Dita did marry that friggin' loser dirtbag creep Marilyn Manson. So she loses points for that.
Also, this is a birthday post- fuck off haters- you are all *so* jealous!
I wish I could wear pale as good as her…I just feel pasty.
Geez Louise Perez….
We LOVE dita…but damn..the ass kissing for her is really getting annoying. I have to admit I am starting to hate her because of all of your fawning…Please…enough already…."Thank you to her mommy for raising such a great gal! " I could vomit already! ENOUGH! We know you want to be her…but stop making us puke!
Yuck. She has such a homely face. I actually don't mind hearing her talk unlike a lot of people but I just wish I didn't have to see her face.
A lady. The classic femme fatale.
She couldn't look bad if she tried.
Re: Dresden Disney-Dior – AMEN!
jesus h. she is fucking beautiful. marilyn is a wart with a herpe on top.
she looks pretty no matter what she's wearing. I hope she has the best birthday ever!
Wait just a second, Mario Fatvandeira… You say Heidi Klum looks like a mannequin, but this Betty-Page-wannabe-clinging-for-dear-life-to-her-14-minutes-and-59-seconds-of-fame is "flawless"? You're single-handedly ruining the notion that gay men can always be counted on for impeccable taste in fashion, Chubs.
i love this woman!!
Wheres the prom? Oh yes she never went to one because she was stripping and sucking dick for cash. True class…
Dita is so damn glamorous and elegant and Marilyn Manson is such a slob, I don't know what the fuck she even saw in him in the first place. I guess opposites DO attract. Girlfriend I know it may be hard but find someone worthy of you. Happy B-day. All you ppl. who say first need to get a life!!!!!!
Any HOOCHIE that would have SEX with MARILYN MANSON deserves to GET an STD … she is B-LIST now
Who is she? I always see her on this site but I have no clue who she is….
how does she always look this good?
i have many flaws, but if i could change only one thing about myself— it would be to have her skin.
happy birthday casper, the golrified stripper.
Happy Birthday Dita! May you find true everlasting love in the following year because you deserve it ! Much love and kisses Sharona xoxoxoxo
She's absolutely gorgeous.
She kinda looks like a corpse… Was she dug up before this event??? Sunshine baby!! Get some color!
She is soo not flawless. A few months ago I was dining with a group of girlfriends at a very loud and fun restaurant is Silverlake. She actually knew several of the people at our table as they worked with her former husband and one worked on her recently released book. Despite the fact that she was aquatinted with some of the people in our party, she proceeded to shush our table and have the manager come and tell us to quiet down. SERIOUSLY DITA??!!! If you want a nice quiet dinner go to the Lobster! On top of that, you told people who helped advance your career to pipe down.. bad move! I hope someone has her silenced on her birthday! Gloried stripper!!
Happy Birthday Dita!
Perez this is not your handwriting@
Happy Birthday Dita! You are so beautiful, strong and amazing!!! You are such a wonderful role model to women!! Thanks for being true to you!! =)
she looks fake
ok - yes, she is completely lovely BUT what the hell does she do to make herself a size -2 with a 3 inch waist? it is a bit freaky . . . still beautiful but freaky. does nobody else feel this way? i know perez thinks she is a goddess - i just wonder if he isn't enforcing some weird *ideal* (unattainable) sense of beauty. although, let's hope our nation's youth isn't looking to perez for the standards of beauty, right? (still love ya perez!)
Do you really like that color on her, Perez? Maybe it's just the background of grey concrete that's the problem…?