Thank You, Bonnie!

Filed under: Dita Von Teese

Today is Miz Dita Von Teese's birthday, and the world is a better and more glamorous place because of her presence and talent.

Big props to her mom for raising such a fabulous daughter!

Happy happy birthday, Dita.

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:52 pm / Email this »

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Cris says – reply to this

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first
Tom says – reply to this

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if you say "first" your a douche
AshleyBaby says – reply to this

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Grrr.. i want to be her…
Tom says – reply to this

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guess cris is a douche
PA says – reply to this

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first
Meagan says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Dita, we love you!!
Brooke says – reply to this

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Dear Lord, what a beautiful dress….She looks gorgeous.
Yhea! says – reply to this

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Fist Biotch!
Sorry but girl looks like she's dead. Are we looking at the same person Perez!
It's ok. I still love you!
blake says – reply to this

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wow. she really is hot….
mICHELLE says – reply to this

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I think she is beautiful Perez but in this picture she looks like a pasty white porcelain doll.
Brooke says – reply to this

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Dear Lord, what a beautiful dress……She looks gorgeous.
Sakasha says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday!!!
Gina says – reply to this

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Stunning.
k says – reply to this

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love her PETA add
jmoney says – reply to this

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…still though, she married marilyn manson.
Brian says – reply to this

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Yeah, great mom. I hope my kid grows up to be a weirdo dating stripper.
Mr. Me says – reply to this

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That sister is banging.
STAR says – reply to this

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love herrrrrrrrrrr shes sooo lovely
She's a peeler. says – reply to this

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One step up from whore.
Melanie says – reply to this

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Gorgeous dress! Beautiful body! FUGLY FACE!
tlove says – reply to this

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first
Veronica says – reply to this

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Wow, Dita truly is stunning! Happy Birthday!
esther says – reply to this

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just because someone can look good does NOT make them a good person.
Ali says – reply to this

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Re: Tom – then i guess that Cris is a douche. which she/he is. =D
d says – reply to this

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And her talent is…?
MsSmartiepants says – reply to this

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What talent ? She's a pale stripper who cinches her waist. Nothing that hasn't been done before.
yo says – reply to this

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7th
Francesca says – reply to this

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Needless to say, she is a libra! She is a style icon by birth!
becki says – reply to this

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I dont like that color on her…it washes her out. But shes still beautiful!! Happy Birthday
Christine says – reply to this

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I'll admit, she usually looks prett good. Either she pays you cash or you want to bury your head up her ass. What's your fascination with this chick?
laura says – reply to this

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i love her!
happy birthday!
fr says – reply to this

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my dog shares the same bithday. he is 6. jäy.
XoXo says – reply to this

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who is this bitch and what has she contributed to the world ?
Jimbo says – reply to this

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PEREZ—
IS CASTRO STILL DEAD??
jessie says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DITA!!! I LUV UR STYLE
Sandee says – reply to this

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She always looks so beautifully put together…flawless makeup, sexy outfits, flirty casual wear, manicured nails. If only all of Hollywood's celebs could be as glamorous!
Alicia says – reply to this

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what IS her talent perez?
sada says – reply to this

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I agree i think she is a classy gorgeous woman, but come on perez she's had hte same hairstyle and makeup for a decade. shes not spicing it up!
Debbie28 says – reply to this

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Yes she is far from ugly and she reminds me of actresses from early Hollywood but have we all forgotten that she was married to Marilyn Manson?!?! All I can say is…EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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50's Bettie Page lookalike,,,,, hottie whatever, NEXT
Bobby V says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DITA!
eh says – reply to this

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she is fabulous because she stands around looking pretty? wow what an accomplishment!
Jan says – reply to this

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Well we both have something in common, its my birthday today too

holllllerrrrrrrrr
mc says – reply to this

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i agree w/the others…WTF…..TALENT?? she takes her shit off to show her engineered bits & pieces…WHERE'S THE TALENT?
jennzz says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Dita!!

I love your style!!
you rock,,
you sure make all those fake sluts look bad,, keep up the good work!!
Andrew says – reply to this

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where does the dress stop and her pale skin begin……you know a little sun wouldnt kill ya!
pass the cheese says – reply to this

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Yeah. Wearing dresses and looking pretty make the world a better place. IDIOCRACY.
dasha says – reply to this

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she's so pale cuz you can't stop licking her ass and … well … her al over all the time.
give her a break
Laquisha says – reply to this

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Why do you love her so much? i have no idea what she has even done. all i know is that she married Marilyn Manson and that she was swinging on a swing in her panties at some big event once. i have no clue why perezers is obssessed with this chick.
robin says – reply to this

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She is a doll!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
sassys says – reply to this

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Dita gets her kicks being a rude batch to the salespeople at neiman marcus. She's no Angelina Jolie. What exactly has she done to make the world a better place? Be stuck up and self- absorbed? well kudos.
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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DITA I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE AWSOME!!! BEAUTYFUL, IM BREATHLESS WHEN I SEE YOU ELEGANCE AND STYLE!!!!!

DITA ROCKS
Obsessed says – reply to this

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WOW !! She looks like the little bride on top of the wedding cake !! love this hot bitch !!!
Dresden Disney-Dior says – reply to this

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During the day of OLD time movie stars, one never read a negative word about a celeb. Today, all you hear about are treatment centers, pantie-less tarts, and the list goes on. Dita Von Teese is a rare find. She MAY be a stripper, but she never sheds her dignity or class. She's beautiful, poised and a breath of fresh air! She could teach Paris a thing or two about etiquette. Money doesn't buy class.
Happy Birthday, Diva!
Sammielynn says – reply to this

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I don't care what people say about her. She's fascinating. It's pitiful that Evan Rachel, though a talented actress, now tries to look like her. Her imitations don't come close. Dita has a presence Wood can't touch.
casey says – reply to this

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One word - Class. Take notes Britney.
ok says – reply to this

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THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE THE ONE CELINE DION HAD FOR HER LAST DAY IN VEGAS………..
OLIVA JONES says – reply to this

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Re: Alicia –

DEAR GILRY GIRL, so you dont know her talent? Well watch her show, watch her way she acts and look at her style and presense. If you still dont see it, its your tough luck. Shes an ARTIST, and if you dont know, artist are not only actors or singers ……..get more culture honey or no no thats not for you honey you should go to burger king haaaaaaahahahah thats your culture and art……………..:-0
love it says – reply to this

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i have to say that dress is fabulous!!!!!!
Sue says – reply to this

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I love Love Love Dita and hope she is having a great day!

I am an over 30 woman and think Dita represents us in a very positive way. She does the most with what she has and has made herself into an American Icon.

Tasteful and creative Burlesque is so much better than "showing your world" getting out of a car at the clubs. Dita always looks beautiful and ladylike. The messy hair, bitten nails and being a mess in general of the other "starlets" is so played out and boring!

Regarding her marriage to Marilyn Manson……..why not? He is a talented artist and a very smart guy. Anyone who heard his thoughtful comments on the Michael Moore documentary "Bowling for Columbine" whould know that. I can see Dita looking past his obvious cry for attention with his crazy getups and falling in love with the man inside.

I think Dita is hardworking, creative, and absolutely fabulous.. I say Happy Birthday and many many more!!!
Miguel says – reply to this

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Hope she has a good one
molly says – reply to this

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who cares about some burlesque star? what is your obsession with her? she's a bore.
Vicky says – reply to this

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She is such an amazing individual! I'm so honored to be sharing the same birthday with her. Wish her all the best in all that she does!
JennyMcB says – reply to this

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my bday too!!
Wish I was a little like her
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday, Dita!!!
Kamilla says – reply to this

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I named my daughter after her!
yea says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday STRIPPER slut !
todd says – reply to this

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What is her talent? Looking bored or being boring? The whole "burlesque" revival thing is so so SOOOO over.
Jaybee says – reply to this

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Oh stop it. Normal parents do not want their daughters to grow up to become rock star fucking strippers.
Love her... says – reply to this

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One celebrity worth writing about! Happy Birthday Dita! You're gorgeous!
t says – reply to this

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she's gorgeous and all, but i don't understand… what does she do?? isn't she a burlesque dancer? how does that make the world a better place…..?!
kate says – reply to this

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Yes, Ms. Dita is fabuloso. But I wouldn't go so far as to kiss her momma's fat ass Perez. Dita did marry that friggin' loser dirtbag creep Marilyn Manson. So she loses points for that.
Love her... says – reply to this

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Also, this is a birthday post- fuck off haters- you are all *so* jealous!
Kris says – reply to this

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I wish I could wear pale as good as her…I just feel pasty.
doug says – reply to this

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Geez Louise Perez….
We LOVE dita…but damn..the ass kissing for her is really getting annoying. I have to admit I am starting to hate her because of all of your fawning…Please…enough already…."Thank you to her mommy for raising such a great gal! " I could vomit already! ENOUGH! We know you want to be her…but stop making us puke!
Lauren says – reply to this

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Yuck. She has such a homely face. I actually don't mind hearing her talk unlike a lot of people but I just wish I didn't have to see her face.
ValerieSara says – reply to this

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A lady. The classic femme fatale.
Brett says – reply to this

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She couldn't look bad if she tried.
Brett says – reply to this

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Re: Dresden Disney-Dior – AMEN!
kymama says – reply to this

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jesus h. she is fucking beautiful. marilyn is a wart with a herpe on top.
ellie says – reply to this

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she looks pretty no matter what she's wearing. I hope she has the best birthday ever!
Purex Hilton says – reply to this

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Wait just a second, Mario Fatvandeira… You say Heidi Klum looks like a mannequin, but this Betty-Page-wannabe-clinging-for-dear-life-to-her-14-minutes-and-59-seconds-of-fame is "flawless"? You're single-handedly ruining the notion that gay men can always be counted on for impeccable taste in fashion, Chubs.
jetsamantagonist says – reply to this

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i love this woman!!
reality-check says – reply to this

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Wheres the prom? Oh yes she never went to one because she was stripping and sucking dick for cash. True class…
Muni Man says – reply to this

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Dita is so damn glamorous and elegant and Marilyn Manson is such a slob, I don't know what the fuck she even saw in him in the first place. I guess opposites DO attract. Girlfriend I know it may be hard but find someone worthy of you. Happy B-day. All you ppl. who say first need to get a life!!!!!!
Take_Yur_pole says – reply to this

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Any HOOCHIE that would have SEX with MARILYN MANSON deserves to GET an STD … she is B-LIST now
Joseph M says – reply to this

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Who is she? I always see her on this site but I have no clue who she is….
linzer says – reply to this

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how does she always look this good?
jeb says – reply to this

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i have many flaws, but if i could change only one thing about myself— it would be to have her skin.
ashley mashley says – reply to this

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happy birthday casper, the golrified stripper.
Sharona says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Dita! May you find true everlasting love in the following year because you deserve it ! Much love and kisses Sharona xoxoxoxo
Violet says – reply to this

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She's absolutely gorgeous.
Joelee says – reply to this

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She kinda looks like a corpse… Was she dug up before this event??? Sunshine baby!! Get some color!
LA03 says – reply to this

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She is soo not flawless. A few months ago I was dining with a group of girlfriends at a very loud and fun restaurant is Silverlake. She actually knew several of the people at our table as they worked with her former husband and one worked on her recently released book. Despite the fact that she was aquatinted with some of the people in our party, she proceeded to shush our table and have the manager come and tell us to quiet down. SERIOUSLY DITA??!!! If you want a nice quiet dinner go to the Lobster! On top of that, you told people who helped advance your career to pipe down.. bad move! I hope someone has her silenced on her birthday! Gloried stripper!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Dita!
YOU ARE A FRAUD1 says – reply to this

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Perez this is not your handwriting@
Molly says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Dita! You are so beautiful, strong and amazing!!! You are such a wonderful role model to women!! Thanks for being true to you!! =)
j says – reply to this

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she looks fake
snowpea says – reply to this

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ok - yes, she is completely lovely BUT what the hell does she do to make herself a size -2 with a 3 inch waist? it is a bit freaky . . . still beautiful but freaky. does nobody else feel this way? i know perez thinks she is a goddess - i just wonder if he isn't enforcing some weird *ideal* (unattainable) sense of beauty. although, let's hope our nation's youth isn't looking to perez for the standards of beauty, right? (still love ya perez!)
Anon says – reply to this

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Do you really like that color on her, Perez? Maybe it's just the background of grey concrete that's the problem…?