A Lohan Update
Daddy won't you shut up?
Michael Lohan is at it again!
The ex-convict is speaking to the media about Lindsay, because we're all sure that is what's best for her recovery.
Michael says that he's heading to Utah this week to spend 5 days with the troubled actress at an undisclosed outpatient facility.
This is what daddy says:
"We've still got a lot of catching up to do. I'm looking forward to spending the next week with her. We've been in constant phone contact. She's in a great, great place now. I've never heard her so honest, contrite and focused. Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She's taking a step back and reevaluating her life. What she tells - her honesty and openness - has brought me to tears. It's beyond words how proud I am of her."
We wouldn't be surprised if there were some more staged photo ops of the father / daughter reunion.
Gross!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Blame The Scientologists
Hopefully she'll get her act together…
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I can't wait to hear her comments on this reunion. I've only read what he has to say about it.
She is gross, her skin has freckles and big hairy moles. She looks like a worn out porn queen.
OK, IT'S NOW OFFICIAL!!! AFTER A FEW REALLY BAD POSTS LATELY, I HAVE TOTALLY LOST FAITH IN YOU AS A FUN, LIGHT, ENJOYABLE CELEBRITY BLOGGER! I'VE ALWAYS HIT YOUR SITE AND D-LISTED TO GET A GOOD LAUGH IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK AND AT NIGHT IF I'M CHECKING E-MAILS/FACEBOOK, WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE D-LISTED ONLY FROM NOW ON. YEAH, HE HATES ON CELEBS AND MAKES BACKHANDED COMMENTS, BUT NOT WITH THE SAME ACIDIC HATRED THAT YOU SPEW. OH, AND HE ALSO ISN'T OBSESSED WITH SELF PROMOTION.
PS. YOU CAN ONLY CALL PEOPLE FAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT. YOU CAN ONLY SAY PEOPLE LOOK UGLY WHEN YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU CAN ONLY MAKE FUN OUT OF SOMOENE BREAKING THE LAW WHEN YOU NEVER HAVE. YOU CAN ONLY JUDGE SOMEONES DRUG USE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN 100% CLEAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. SO MARIO…..BASED ON THAT, THAT MEANS, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I'M SO DONE. "YOU MIGHT WIN SOME, BUT YOU JUST LOST ONE"
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Can't he do ANYTHING without turning it into a press release?!
Fu–ing train wreck family.
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I hope she apologizes to all of the people she has been incredibly rude to over the past few years!
Michael's dick is in Dina's mouth right now.
Yawn. I am so over this bitch
Who gives a shit?
shut up loser
whats wrong your dads not proud of you fatass?
whey gross?? sounds like she's moving in a good direction…everyone deserves another chance…you really are such a prick.
I hope they pat him down really good before he gets inside.
I'm just sayin…
Why doesnt he just fuck her and get it over with.
I just don get thsi effing guy.
first, he is a no-body
second, if he really cares about his child, he would simply go, no need to tell the world
and third, I though recover was a private matter, something people do as a journey to rediscover themselves with no need to share with the world and look for vindication.
This man is such a media whore and the fact that he hitches on to his daughter is disgusting. I am not a fan of Lindsay at all but gee, can't the guy go hide in a hole somewhere?
Kudos to Lindsay for sticking it out in rehab - she already IS getting her act together, by all accounts. Now if her parents can just fall in line this family might have a shot at being healthy and functional for the kids' sake.
So does anyone else think that Lindsay invited Sam Ronson to visit her so she could tell her what a lousy friend/enabler she has been and that she can no longer afford to have a person like SR in her life? I hope that is exactly what Lindsay has done. She has to weed out as many crappy people from her life as possible in order to stay on track. Hope she makes it.
why is it gross? LOL, you are self-destructing before our eyes, this is beautiful Perez. . . . very fun to watch you go down in flames!
I think she is over. i don't wanna watch her in any movies. she should start looking for work on Soap operas.
Random comment to what was said by the angry perez fan.
I do agree that about the self promotion. I am so tired of it, and has gotten to the obnoxious level.
YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE TELLING ANYONE TO SHUT UP YOU FAT WORM OF A HUMAN. YOUR RUN IS JUST ABOUT UP YOU SCUM BAG YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE TELLING ANYONE TO SHUT UP YOU FAT WORM OF A HUMAN. YOUR RUN IS JUST ABOUT UP YOU SCUM BAG YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE TELLING ANYONE TO SHUT UP YOU FAT WORM OF A HUMAN. YOUR RUN IS JUST ABOUT UP YOU SCUM BAG YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE TELLING ANYONE TO SHUT UP YOU FAT WORM OF A HUMAN. YOUR RUN IS JUST ABOUT UP YOU SCUM BAG YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE TELLING ANYONE TO SHUT UP YOU FAT WORM OF A HUMAN. YOUR RUN IS JUST ABOUT UP YOU SCUM BAG
she needs help! raise money to help lindsay!
ALL BRITNEY FANS- AND PEOPLE JUST PLAIN SICK AND TIRED OF HOW MUCH OF A QUEEN PEREZ BECAME-
JUST BOYCOTT THIS SITE
DON'T COME HERE EVER AGAIN
HE GETS MONEY FROM ADVERTISERS FOR EVERY TIME HE GETS A HIT
NOTICE THAT THE BRITNEY POSTS ARE THE ONLY POSTS HE EVER GETS COMMENTS ON ANYMORE
HE WRITES ABOUT HER TO GET VIEWERS
JUST BOYCOTT HIM
I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN
Why is it you never refer to Paris Hilton as the ex convict? Just wondering.
Also it is very obvious you have no idea on how to treat a person in crisis! Keep up the Britney bashing, and pressure. Your not helping! Sometimes it only takes one good thing, ie the I tunes #1 for people to see they are worthwhile and seek help. You won't be happy until something horrible happens, then you can blog about it! Your a waste of air!
can i have a staged photo-op please?
she needs help
people should try to raise money for her (like anyone would give more than a cent if it really goes to her)
Where was all this fatherly concern when she was a young girl and didn't have any money for him to sponge off of? Oh wait - he was doing cocaine, getting drunk, raising hell in front of the kids and getting arrested.
wtf is that lindsay? she looks like shit!
I hope Lindsey comes out better then Britney.
who cares what her dada says as long as shes gettin her head straight.
I think what her dad is doing is a good thing! He's attempting to speak on positive changes in her daughter's life and he's taking ownership in the part he's played in her downfall. His attempt at putting a positive image out there for her daughter is a good thing. Wishing the whole family the best! Anyone that has an addiction knows that only 5% is the actual addiction….
I'm sure she's just thrilled to have him back in her life, like, all of a suden. I mean, of course you can just wipe away the past like that. My BS radar is going off big time about this re-union… seems like alot of media-whoring acting going on on both their parts. she's probably still hates him
Eww!! Shes FRECKLY!!! GROSS!! Ive never seen so many spots on one person.. She should stay out of the sun…Melanoma is a bitch!
KEEP GOING LINDS!!
YOU HAVE MORE TALENT IN YOUR PINKY THEN HALF OF HOLLYWOOD HUN REMEMBER THAT
BUT STAY AWAY FROM LA FOR A WHILE
YOU'RE THE QUEEN!!!
NO ONE COMES CLOSE IN BEAUTY OR TALENT.
NOT EVEN NEAR.
It's called "family week" at most rehabs. Her mom should be there too….but won't hold my breath. Lindsay will get her chance to "blast on her folks"…usually it is not pretty but is very "therapewtic".
Little ms. Disney doesn't look like she is doing that well.
I hope she gets her act together.
beacuse she isn't that great of a actress.
the only good film she did was "parent trap"
and that was in like 1998.
Geez Perez you really are a hypocritical fucktard.
Ewww! I think Lindsay is so disgusting! Was she ever pretty?? Like at all?? Yuck!!
I agreed with whoever said that he doesn't have to make it out of a press release just go see your daughter.
She does look older than 21. I hope things will get better once she continues to cleanse herself of the drugs.
Lindsay is disgusting!
I'm really not a fan of her personally, but she is a good actress. I'm glad she is now seriously trying to get her demons under control. I wish her well in her recovery. If she can stay sober she has a very bright future ahead of her.
Yeah cuz thats what the world is interested in…Micheal Lohans relationship with his daughter
Daddy Lohan is just the King of inappropriate paternal behavior! Doesn't this axhole have a job he should be showing up for? What a grifter POS.
P.S. Hi, Michael - we know you're reading all about yourself and your trashy Long Island family.
if you are sick of 'daddy' speaking, THEN DON'T FUCKING POST IT.
BEWARE OF THE FRECKLES!!!!
WHO CARES LINDSAY LOHAN IS NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF REHAB LETS JUST MOVE ON AND FORGET HER
Fat. Fugs. Pathetic.
She must have been high as a kite to go out like that exposing so much flesh. Nasty pale skin is bad enough but mixed in with those freckles. Yikes!
sexxy bitch………. freaky friday JUST SAY NO
Dressing like THAT is really NOT helpful for her image. geez. at least TRY.
LINDS U FORGOT TO BUTTON YOUR SHIRT
Re: jenna – who cares what you think! i bet that you'll be on this site in the next 4hours. get over yourself, & leave perez alone. just because he has become successful and you have not does not mean that you have the right to insult him. he is just doing his job, which is blogging about celebrities, which includes insulting them, bashing them, making fun of them, exposing them.etc GET OVER YOURSELVES AND LEAVE PEREZ THE FUCK ALONE. NONE OF YOU INSULTS HURT HIM, & IF THEY DO THEN HE WILL SOB HIS WAY TO THE BANK YOU DUMBASS BITCH!
I read somewhere that she was planning on leaving soon, but her drug test came back positive for cocaine. Anyone else hear this?
People are always saying how they dislike the freckles. Well, that's who she is and I am glad she hasn't changed that part of herself. Hell, you damned if you do and damned if you don't.
I have to wonder about this picture…what was going on for her to be standing there with her bra exposed or is that a swimsuit top? How many pictures are out there of her in awkward situations? Who are her so-called friends that take these pictures and put them on the internet? Then again, we do live in a era of camera phones so it could have been anybody.
aw come on perez. give her a chance. this to me just sounds like a father speaking of how proud he is of his daughter and how happy he is to see her getting better. stop spreading that image of her and her family around; you're just making things worse.
I'm happy for ya Linz!! keep ya nose clean beauty queen!!
come on, with all that money… you can spend it on much funner things than self-destructive shiz!
why can't this man shut the fuck up.
#6 - FORMER PEREZ FAN says – reply to this
OK, IT’S NOW OFFICIAL!!! AFTER A FEW REALLY BAD POSTS LATELY, I HAVE TOTALLY LOST FAITH IN YOU AS A FUN, LIGHT, ENJOYABLE CELEBRITY BLOGGER! BUT YOU JUST LOST ONE”
Well said! Perez you're not the best thing to look at but for some reason you love to dis others.
Work on your looks and style. You look stank and trashy! How can you talk shit about others. You also look nasty . . .like you don't bathe. Shut the fuck up with your no class ass! Nasty lookin ass. How can you judge when you always look as if your underwear are dirty and you just finished suckin a dick. You're fat and funky looking and you need to lay off Britney because for one thing even though she's what you think of as trash she still has the uppper hand. She was born female . . .something your stank ass is trying be.
You stink. No class what so ever. And you had the nerve to believe they'd put your funky ass on The View! Please . . .
Nasty ass. Go bathe!
Perez,
Quit interviewing that jerk.The way he treated her as a child is part of her problems today.
She is so gross!
Re: ABCD – that was at the cochella festival….she was a lil high at the time…jusst…a little. but thats ok!
she is so ugly! i never understood what guys liked about her so much, she is much less than average. she looks like a freakin crackwhore!
i hate lindsay lohan. i liked her in her Mean Girls days, but now… UGH! she seriously needs to pull everything back together or she'll go even further downhill
i honestly don't care about her dad and her relationship with her dad….it's not the "news" i find entertaining….boring.
Re: jacqueline –
Yes, that's ok. I am actually rooting for her recovery. I just hope that she doesn't get the media attention that Britney does. Enough is enough. Honestly, she isn't doing anything different than others the problem is that she got wreckless with it and lost control.
I will say that there is a double standard. I believe its because these are young twentysomething women who are doing drugs and sex like the guys. Keifer Sutherland was arrested again for DUI. How many is that for him?
I say that her image will definitely need some work. Alot of work. However, I believe that many of the stories that are reported aren't true. Some time last month I heard on the FoxNews that there is a possibility that she might be pregnant. I just shook my head. Where did they get that story? I haven't heard anything else about it. Crazy, pure media crazy.
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Lindzay: U look HIGH..and alzo look like the Cryptkeeper..
Eddie Van Halen stopped drugz and shaved hiz head..he waz
the C=keeper…but girl ..now U R..get clean, U look bad♥
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Good Grief, Look at you Dear !! Out on the streets with your tits hanging out. Get inside and cover yourself up!
GET UR ACT TOGETHER LINDSAYY! ANDDD GET A REALITY CHECKK!
:(>:( BITCH
Now THERE'S a JILF–Junkie I'd Love To Fuck!
ew. she looks horribly horrible.
My God, she has great boobz, jeez Louise…..
Nice rack. But she's all freckle- and mole-filled. Like rubbing it on skin cancer.
Lot's of Love Lindsay! Don't give your dad any money!
Re: cjharper – shes absolutly gorgeous, shes just having a hard time right now, yove never had a bad day? I wonder what u look like HATER!
i cant help but love this bitch
we have the same birthday
shes just a no bullshit kinda girl
might be a bit off the wall but…
shes gettin her shit together
she'll be just fine
Good grief! What a fucking state! She looks like an old woman in her 40s! Keep away from drugs kids!
good for her dad…I don't care what anyone thinks about her father- he's waay more supportive than her mom is and obviously he is helping her make a positive change…stop being overly judgemental. He's making it up and becoming a positive change in her recovery
People looking for a juicy story are not looking out for the best interest of their subjects. Lindsay should not pay any attention whatsoever to what the press says about her Dad. Your parents are such a vital part of your life and a good relationship with them is necessary to complete healing. Lindsay should listen to her heart and understand that her father has taken a big step in Lindsay's healing process. This is a private time for Lindsay and her family and her Dad's words are encouraging and should be left at just that.
The mainstream's obsession with Lindsay is sooo confusing to me… What should I, a young African American woman (yeah, I just dig Samuel L. Jackson a whole lot, get over it), make of it? She's never photgraphed sans contacts or hair dye, she's neither shapely nor lithe…she's neither cheeky nor articulate…her "acting" is basically her saying lines, no artistic design to it, whatsoever… What is it with her? Do you grow bored and pick randomly who to skew into your plastic idols?
When will this whore show us her nipples already? I'm tried of masturbating to pics of her in her bikinies. I want to see her nipples, dammit! And she better show them quick before even I lose interest in jerking off to her, because masturbatory fantasies are really the only thing that Hohan has built her career on. After that this talentless, coked up whore can disappear for all I care. I think I'll pop one out to her right now… Thanks Lindsey, you cheap slut.
Shit! She looks so…………SUCKS
ip she was a rolling, wouldn't her pupils be dilated?
omg. lindsay…wow. i feel bad for her. i wonder…if someone see's her in the streets or something. would they still want her autograph? i think not. lol.
Re: i love my lumpia – she was on a cocktail….nevermind.
she'll be banging sambora next
God Lindsay whats wrong with u??still doing this shit……………..im quit..call me some day!!!
This girl is SUCH a skank! I can't wait until she fades into has-been oblivion so I never have to hear about her sleazy ass and her friggin white TRASH family again!
The movie Georgia Rules looks like it's been based on her life.
i have first hand sources that spotted lohan at the century 21 in westbury ny with her mother and father at the chanel counter. she was in sunglasses and a hat, and was whining for the car keys.
should we even be trusting her to drive?
which is evident that she is CLEARLY not in rehab in utah. shes at home with her family in new york.
Good god what the hell is she wearing?
Nice lighter necklace. What a skank.
I don't care … she is still hot as hell!!!!!!!!!!
eww put that away!
She looks like one of those Lake Havasu hos! SKIN!!!!!
I bet her vagine sags like a hamburger