If You Have Nothing To Do Tonight…
Pretzel is hosting a very special episode of Mad TV this evening, Saturday, September 29th, on Fox.
Tune in!
CLICK HERE to watch a preview from P-Nasty's appearance.
Watch out for a special cameo from Britney Spears!
































































dick dick dick
Yeah. Not watching it.
crumble sausage puss
fabulous! i suppose it's a good evening to be sick =]
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perez..u'r so disgusting and fugly but i love you..lol
Seriously? She showed up?
ew -_-
Rock it bitch! Mad TV kind of sucks so they need Perez magic!
first biaches
VIva Perez
first
RYAN….BALLS BALLS DICK FART…….GENE SHATLIN
Horrible.
I wonder why the comments don't show up right away?? No wonder so many dorks proudly claim "number one"
ur a dumb bitch seriously…U JUST SAID TO BOYCOTT BRITNEY WEN UR THE ONE WHO CANT STOP MENTIONING HER.
What'd Britney do? Slap you with a restraining order or a lawsuit?
Can't figure why you've decorated your site with all those nasty Brit posts.
What gives????????
ill be watchingggg
perez rocks!
britney is your bread and butter, youre a dick
wow. you are disgusting
HO
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE GAY
Have you ever heard of overexposure, Perez? At this rate, the general public will be very tired of your face very soon. Stick to what you know — blogging.
seventh bitches!!! BUT I STILL WANT TO BE FIRST!!!
Firsttt!!?? yay ..
Who else wants to kill Perez?
He is worse than Britney. Fuck him.
Who else wants to kill Perez?
He is worse than Britney. Fuck him.
No thanks, I think we'll boycott you instead. Your gut has been looking pretty big lately - too much alcohol and food consumed!! We must boyoctt you before you explode!! Only we can save you from YOU!!!!!!!
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DAMM IT IM NOT NUMBER SEVEN IM FUCKING THIRTY!!!AND WHO THE fuCK CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE!!! IM AM GOING TO BITCH UNTIL IM THE FIRST ONE TO POST A COMMENT!!!
i aint got shit to do so maybe i'll tune in if i remember. I saw you the other morning around 2 am on the carson daly show.
LOSER LMFAO NO ONE'S GOING TO WATCH YOU! YOU'RE NOT BRITNEY SPEARS GET OVER YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC FUCK UP!
Can't wait!
i will be watching snl
Not watching this garbage
STOP using britney's name to get viewers to watch! it's LAME.
#30 - MElliSA says – reply to this
seventh bitches!!! BUT I STILL WANT TO BE FIRST!!!
haha .. stupid fucker
OK, IT'S NOW OFFICIAL!!! AFTER A FEW REALLY BAD POSTS LATELY, I HAVE TOTALLY LOST FAITH IN YOU AS A FUN, LIGHT, ENJOYABLE CELEBRITY BLOGGER! I'VE ALWAYS HIT YOUR SITE AND D-LISTED TO GET A GOOD LAUGH IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK AND AT NIGHT IF I'M CHECKING E-MAILS/FACEBOOK, WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE D-LISTED ONLY FROM NOW ON. YEAH, HE HATES ON CELEBS AND MAKES BACKHANDED COMMENTS, BUT NOT WITH THE SAME ACIDIC HATRED THAT YOU SPEW. OH, AND HE ALSO ISN'T OBSESSED WITH SELF PROMOTION.
PS. YOU CAN ONLY CALL PEOPLE FAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT. YOU CAN ONLY SAY PEOPLE LOOK UGLY WHEN YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU CAN ONLY MAKE FUN OUT OF SOMOENE BREAKING THE LAW WHEN YOU NEVER HAVE. YOU CAN ONLY JUDGE SOMEONES DRUG USE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN 100% CLEAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. SO MARIO…..BASED ON THAT, THAT MEANS, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I'M SO DONE. "YOU MIGHT WIN SOME, BUT YOU JUST LOST ONE"
WOW YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
BRITNEY SPEARS IN GOING TO GIVE A CAMEO
LIAR!
ITS PROBABLY JUST YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER LIKE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!
nope nothing to do i am a stay at home mommy. i did my partying b4 i decided to have chitlins. maybe spears should have waited as well???
why are u so obsessed with Britney? u need to shut the fuck up already. dont u see people are getting annoyed
LOVE IT! Very funny clip. I'll try to remember to watch it. I hope they re-air that rap contest since I missed it.
It's always great to see you live on something, i.e., TV. You seemed smoother than on your VH Special (still want more of those), which is good. I'm glad you got some coaching (I assume). Still no help with styling though…
I love the comedienne next to you. He's always hilarious.
fuck you perez, you suck
fucking homo
MadTV is still on the air?
BORRING… Perez, can u do something interesting? why u desperatly want to be on tv, when u r ugly and fat….
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE MY GOD.
PEREZ ERES UN CERDO IDIOTA, GAY DE MIERDA!
You are not going to believe this ! Go Over on the Breatheheavy site and click on Exhale. In the Britney Spears section this is a post by someone called ColdAsFireBaby. He has a post called PEREZ HILTON EXPOSED WARNING ! NAKED PICTURES ! There are nude frontal pictures of him. Not sure they can do this, but they did. Wow.
DON'T FALL FOR IT…HE IS JUST TRYING TO BOOST HIS RATINGS MY MENTIONING BRITNEY….HE SHOULD ACTUALLY LOVE HER, IF IT WASN'T FOR HER HE WOULD BE NOTHING (NOT THAT HE IS REALLY ANYTHING, BUT….)! HE IS JUST RIDING HER SHIRT TAILS…FUCKIN ASSHOLE! DON'T WATCH HIS SHIT!!!! YUCK
Wait, Didn't u just say u were BOYCOTTING Britney? Is that after or before u use her name to get people to watch MAD TV tonight? Its the simple fact that u kno ur name alone wont get ratings and it sad that u have to use the very same person ur "trying" to bring down. Well, Perez told me to Boycott everything-Britney so I wont be watching tonight bc Britney will be on
When this website originally started up it was about celebrities and juicy gossip about them. When did this site become all about you Perez? I'm not interested in you. Your just a fat, repulsive, gross, well….I'm not sure what you are. I can only guess how proud your mom is of you.
How bout going back to the celebrity thing and stop the crap about you! We aren't interested. You're gross!
I would rather watch my dog lick it ass than watch you, you fat slob!! They would have to roll you in flour and look for the wet spot to do you!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Confused – Britney won't personally be on the show…he will be putting her down yet again on the show. Tonight's episode is about "targets ranging from Apple Computers, to Britney Spears" as taken from Madtv's website. Perez is nothing but a fucking leech …. sucking what he can get out of others to make his living. He should honestly be shot or something.
I love MadTV! Can't wait to watch it tonite!
Re: Billy – I would rather gouge my eyes out than to see Fatarez naked.
do you think the fat slob reads the comments about him?
britney is number #1…lets c what UR tv show ratingz are!!! and i hope u get eliminated from tht suck ass rap show…cant baleev they actually are letting gorrilaz rap these days!!!
britney is number #1…lets c what UR tv show ratingz are!!! and i hope u get eliminated from tht suck ass rap show…cant baleev they actually are letting gorrilaz rap these days!!!
britney is number #1…lets c what UR tv show ratingz are!!! and i hope u get eliminated from tht suck ass rap show…cant baleev they actually are letting gorrilaz rap these days!!!
britney is number #1…lets c what UR tv show ratingz are!!! and i hope u get eliminated from tht suck ass rap show…cant baleev they actually are letting gorrilaz rap these days!!!
britney is number #1…lets c what UR tv show ratingz are!!! and i hope u get eliminated from tht suck ass rap show…cant baleev they actually are letting gorrilaz rap these days!!!
Perez, no one is going to watch your sorry ass. Don't act like a little bitch who slammed Britney for having a #1 song on Itunes and then use her to people to watch your pathetic stupid ass on some show. You are the true WHORE…
As u can see Perez. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANY SHOW U DO.
You give me the VOMITS just looking at u.
ATTENTION BRITNEY FANS! If you don't like what Perez says about your white trash whore queen, then GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIS SITE ASSHOLES!
Re: Fuck Off Perez Haters! – We will when you roll off his fat ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Teddy – hahahahahaha I saw the pictures of Perez. He sure was skinny back in them days. I know his weenie is hided is under all that fat tho. No wonder he's in Love with Spencer Pratt. they both have big ass heads. But like I said Perez was Skinny in the pictures he's a fat tub a LARD now. hahahaha what a piggggg…Thanks Teddy for the insite
EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THOSE PICTURES.
Re: Teddy – hahahahahaha I saw the pictures of Perez. He sure was skinny back in them days. I know his weenie is hided is under all that fat tho. No wonder he's in Love with Spencer Pratt. they both have big ass heads. But like I said Perez was Skinny in the pictures he's a fat tub a LARD now. hahahaha what a piggggg…Thanks Teddy for the insite
EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THOSE PICTURES.
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Re: Perez Hilton = Douchebag –
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oh hell yea..we will be watching U perez..we love U and we love
Mad TV..they R so much better then SNL..U R the king, Perez…
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And he talks about BRITNEY. Perez gots nude picture of his dick hanging out. AND HE IS SKINNY. shocker. got to the websiTe under #67 - Teddy says
Wonder what Perez's sponser will think of that.
ATTENTION SPONSER'S this is what your backing up. NASTY ASS
Re: perez; the rapping gorilla –
hey Britney: leave thiz fuckin site and yea..go watch your fuckin
kidz..oh thatz right …U hit them and scream at them, U bitch…
not go near them ..U piece of shit halfazz mommiedeareztfucker.
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I THINK I WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL AT THAT TIME **takes gun and shoots his leg** BRITNEY RULES FATTY EATS SOME MORE AND DIE. EFFING PIG ps. MARIO REALLY??????
I will be watching tonight. Don't use so many curse words this time. They bleeped you so much on the other show I couldn't make out what you were saying.
I'd rather pull my toenails out one by one with the pliers. My tv would explode if it had to display your fat ass.
that was funny!
I hope she kicks in your anal warts for all of the shit you've been saying !
"I'm your #1 fan Britney"…. but then the FUCK YOU letter & the Belly jokes ? 2 faced anal wart !
I find it funny that you criticize Britney "letting herself go" when I just saw some OLD pictures of you looking thin and hot. And now you're just FAT, BITTER QUEEN who will never be the star Britney is.
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♥ Perez, MAD TV needz to hire U az a regular..imagine the ♥
♀☻♀ skitz U could do.. each week U could pretend to do Shitney
☻all U would have to do iz wear a drezz and spread your legz..☻
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YO PIGGEZ……GO FCK YOURSELF!
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U know u love him…y elze would U B on here…stupidazzhole
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Re: Fuck Off Perez Haters! – I didn't see anyone ask about you, but yet you give everyone a description of you…white trash whore. No one cares if your a white trash whore, its YOUR PERROGATIVE.
We don't need your fucking face to ruin a good show! Stay on "E" and stop mooching off of talented people. You are sooo trying to be what you are not, and never will be because your 15 minutes of fame will be up soon!
We don't need your fucking face to ruin a good show! Stay on "E" and stop mooching off of talented people. You are sooo trying to be what you are not, and never will be because your 15 minutes of fame will be up soon! Fuck Perez!
Re: ♀krazihottkelli♀ the real bitch♀ – TO SUPPORT BRITNEY STUPID ASS
Re: Jonas – Only thin and hot from the neck down…he has a ugly mug no matter what
UR FUCKIN CRAZY IF U THINK ANYONE WANTS TO WATCH U, LET ALONE WHEN WE CAN WATCH KANYE WEST ON NBC'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AT THE SAME TIME.
nullshit, BS won't ever do sth w u! you just said that to force people to watch it, NOT ESANTVHING IT, syqay the next da it will be to see on the web.
BULLSHIT, I'M NOT SEEING THTAT CRAP! AND IF EVER BD AND YOU DO STH IN TV THE ONE MAKING THE CAMEO WOULD BE U.
NIT A SOEARS FAN, BUT REALLY THINK U JUST CAN'T TELL WHEN THE PARTY IS OVER!!!!!
AH! IM SO WATCHING THIS!
Big gurl there sure knows how to work it, Britney-style, and, she actually gave a more exuberant performance than the real Britster at the VMAs! I just wanted to be the dude she booty-rubbed–I'd have grabbed on and gave her a special bone-us(!) for her spirited dance moves. Btw, I'm sure that Perezzle's MadTV(think of it as the other MTV) appearance will give SNL–with Kanyeizzle as host–some real competition.
Re: WTFE –
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ok, bitch…i get it..U support child beaterz and drug abusers
that use drugz in front of their kidz..real nice hillbilly U R fuckface.
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PEREZ IZ THE SHIT..MAD TV IZ ZO MUCH BETTER THEN SNL
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SHITNEY IZ A HO..AND EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD HAZ
SEEN HER NAZTY PUZZY..AND THAT PROVEZ MY F'N POINT…
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NOT EVERYONE WANTZ TO WITNEZZ THAT UGLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: mmmk – —YES! Hypocrite that he is, Perez is a nasty hater–who wishes he had the power to boycott anyone!! P–your losing it, we don't want to see your ass-kissing bullshit face on TV!! Trying to "help" Britney–yeah right–help WINO she needs it! And keep kissing Spencer and Heidi's ass-EVERYONE HATES YOU NOW….your site used to be fun, now you have resorted to kicking people when they are down and making fun of children–How dare you make fun of ANYONE? LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU CARTOON CHARACTER!! U SUCK and are losing supporters by the second-not funny anymore just PATHETIC and OVER-EXPOSED!!!!!
Perez Hilton on Mad T.V. ? I'm not going to miss this. Perez is so fabulous!
your pathetic. You obviously get noone will tune in to watch your fat ugly ass…so you say brits gonna be on the show to get people to tune in…
b/c they would watch for her…deffinately not you….just give up…
b/c you suckk at life
Shut your pie-holes bitches! Pretzel is on fire!
Watching it as I type…Toronto hearts Perez
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Perez..Mad Tv iz the bezt I've ever seen..that shitz so fuckin
funny..the skitz R so damn good…U fit like a glove, your great.
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Watching right now!
your killin on mad right now..your so cute with that hair..
looks better then shitneyz..boobi lee iz crackin me up…
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I just saw Britney. This show is great..Got to go and watch.
Mad Tv is good..glad I live on the East coast..we get it first.
Britney was so funny. Perez does look so much better on Mad.