The Most Awkward And Amazing Thing Ever!
Filed under: Paris HiltonIn case you missed it…
Paris Hilton was a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night and he tore her three new assholes and an extra vagine.
The talk show host grilled her on her prison sentence as the socialite squirmed in her chair.
This is some of Dave's funniest work!
CLICK HERE to check it out.
This is must-watch TV.
HIGHlarious!
Posted: September 29, 2007 at 2:41 pm




idiot
funny and first!!!
1st???
Paris sucks!!
Paris paris paris…oh my.
(first!)
OMG you kinda sorta ragged on Paris……..Turn on!!!!!
haha
HA!
I know this is lame but FIRST!
it's paris bitch !
lol, i feel bad for her..
she looks like she was gonna cry.
Congratulations Perez. My respect level for you just climbed 5 points. You finally are showing Paris in a not so flattering light and I commend you for that. David Letterman gave Paris a prime opportunity to show some humor and intelligence. Instead, she looked liked a spoiled brat being punished by a parent. She should have learned from Martha Stewart, who takes Dave's jail comments with a light heart and makes wonderful jokes out of them. Again, thank you Perez for putting this clip on your website and not sugar-coating it.
first…hahahahah
DAVID RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
That was awesome. Stupid bimbo didn't know what hit her. Doesn't she get it that everyone hates her.
Paris handled that interview as well as she could with Letterman asking mundane questions like, "What kind of food did you eat?" Dude, she was in jail. The menu was the least of her problems.
Surprised to see this clip on your site
Good work though - your critics will have to be quiet about you not covering enough paris hilton, when its negative or at the very least critical/mocking…
"She is a film star…"
I LOVE IT!!!
Would she rather Dave had drilled her on her sex tape?? She needs to lighten up.
HAHA owned! that was funny!
Ahahahahahahahaa.
First! f**k ya'll
first……they should lock up LILO and skinny biotch NICOLE RICHIE…it wasn't fair for Paris that she's the only one that got lock up for 23 days.
first
erm perez and paris are no longer friends.
i hear that they hate eachother now.
thats was so funny. love letterman. paris was a good sport even though he wouldnt let it go.
OMG TOOOOOO HIGHLARIOUS!!! LOL
LAST! paris is hot, id stick it in her butt
lulz bitch got tore up
what happened, perez? paris didn't send you your monthly paycheck? PARIS RULES, PEREZ STINKS.
LAST! paris is hot, id stick it in her butt and risk an STD
LOL! BITCH GOT OWNED!!!
yawn..
This was HI-LARIOUS!!!!!! Just as funny as the first time Bill O' Fuck-Face was on the show!!!
As you said Perez, it is some of Dave´s funniest work! I loved it!
AHHHH HAHAHA i'm surprised she did run off crying in the middle of the thing
Wow. Impressed, Perez. You may actually be turning a new leaf. Did you finally realize she's a homophobic racist? Obviously someone with a teensy bit of wit or class could turn Dave's comments around and laugh at themselves but I think that kind of humor is above her head. Kind of like people who "don't get" the Office. Run away now, Paris. We're bored of you.
She's a rotten cunt that deserves to die.
HOLLY GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SH*T EVER!!!
OH MY GOD. THAT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME!!!! Thanks Perez, love ya honey!
Paris tore DAVE's ASS in FOUR! She gave it as good as she got it. Paris 1, Dave 0. Team Paris.
hehe..she looked so pissed! Her head was like bobbing around..
Paris Hilton so rocks!!! LOVE HER
Perez blasted Paris?? I have a feeling Perez & Paris had a fallout….
I really thought she sucked it up pretty well. Good for you Paris, you just answered the questions like a lady. I used to dislike her, but now she's kind of rubbed off on me. She seems more lady-like, maybe she will change her old ways for the better.
Stay strong girl!
fuck perez hilton ur a big asshole
hehe i was FIRST!!! cool
PARIS IS A IDIOT!
PARIS IS A IDIOT!
PARIS IS A IDIOT!
PARIS IS A IDIOT!
PARIS IS A IDIOT!
THAT'S WHAT THIS WHITE TRASH WHORE DESERVES! I WONT BE BUYING ANYTHING OF HERS!! FUCKIN MINDLESS SLUT
HAHAHAHAH he hillarious
HAHAHAHAH he's hillarious
Did you see her at the 3:20 mark?? She looked so pissed like she was about to cry and the audience busted out laughing! HA HA HA! Stupid bint!
Dave is my hero. Hilarious!
Actually, she handled it very well …
no one wants to hear what's going on in her life..notice how boring it got when he wasn't making fun of her
haha this is so funny!
Wow- I almost feel sort of bad for her….She did a very good job holding compure under Dave's pressure. But still…Kusod to him for making the best out of a somewhat unhappy guest!
Re: SA – Ummm who is the idiot?
I HATE Paris, but how come she got locked up and Shitney Beers hasn't been locked up for driving without a license, doing drugs, driving with her kid on her lap, and her hit and run? Not fair.
He was horrible to her. That wasn't funny at all. She was acting mature and intelligent (which seems like something to be commended), and he was a pig.
oh man, Dave really buttfucked her!
letterman is an ass.
so she did some time big deal. and for him to bring up a painfull memory for her like that. he also ovursed the same lines over and over the whole show.
letterman, ur NOT FUNNY, get over yourself.
Is it me, but Paris is starting to look like a transvestite. I have a new found respect for David Letterman, he totally ripped her a new one, and it looked like she was about to cry, LOL. I loved the audience they were loving it!
i love paris, i want her clothes! i think she handled herself well
LMAO. SHE GOT REAMED.
incredible. gotta love how he didn't give into her "refusals"
I laughed for 5 minutes, that was awesome!
FUCKING AMAZING…DAVE ROCKS MAN…FUCK PARIS!!!
Letterman took this way too far…what a douche bag.
I'm going against the norm here but I think Paris took the high road and was a class act. Love her!
She is really pathetic and sad. She's made her money by being famous for doing absolutely nothing and rather than tell us about her experience in jail (which is what everybody wants to know) she makes no secret that she's just there to push her goddamned perfume. Dave was hilarious as usual, but man, he had to work for it. It was like watching him talk to the wall. She just has no personality. I think I lost brain cells just by listening to her speak. Girlfriend cannot hold her own, I hope I never see her on another talk show ever again. She stick to US magazine, that's about her speed.
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!
"OH, IS THAT A FRIEND FROM PRISON??"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
OMG??? Did u just have an OPINION on Paris?@?@ Wow r u not kissing her ass anymore?
Omg! That was embarassing for ME to watch! She must have felt pretty shitty afterward. Not cool.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah! I love this!!! GO david letterman!! My new hero!!!!
Re: thatz right bitch –
Are you talking about Britney Beers?
Yea it was not really that funny I hate David Letterman I never think he is funny
omh he is a genius! loved it!!!!
I just loved Dave before this, now I ADORE him!
Whoever said she is a rotten person that deserves to die — shame on you!
She's a rotten person that deserves to die a slow, painful, horrible death!!!
That was one of the best David Letterman interviews EVER.
fucking brilliant
LMFAO!!!!
how is this awkward?
I felt angry at Leterman's questions - she should have had a written agreement with him - but at the least, she should have dissed him and walked off the set at the first question after she asked him to stop.
that totally made my day. THANKS!
haha! about time…..she needs to stop being so spoiled. go dave!!! TEAM PEREZ!!!!!
eh i dont know, i sort of felt bad for her after the first few minutes of dave asking her about jail. i wouldnt have handled it wit has much grace as she did.
Wow… Letterman should have George Bush on next. Fucking brilliant!
OMG…He should have Britney on and do the same thing. She deserves it.
gotta love david letterman. HAHA
I thought Dave was an Ass!!! I dont care about Paris Hilton either way but he was a fucktard to her last night.
Dave is an ass! A nasty old ass…….
Re; Dave, give her a call, She'd probably let you! WHO IS THE MOST POINTLESS PERSON IN THE WORLD?????????????????????????????????? YES IT'S PARIS!!!!!!!!
that was effing hilarious. for as much as i think she's a dumb twat she took it pretty well. he's still wonderfully hilarious though.
Letterman is my hero!
MAKE THIS BITCH SHUT UP!!!!
D A V I D
F O R
P R E S I D E N T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Letterman is the shit! I love how pissy she gets around 3:20….what a baby:)
This Bitch is Dumb as FUCK.I cant stand that racist bitch But nichole is half black lol
BEBE ……….. MUNDANE ??????? THAT'S DAVE'S SCHTICK ……. LOVE HIM OR LEAVE HIM ……. I PERSONALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT , RIGHT ON , AB FAB ,AMAZINGLY ASTUTE AS USUAL …………
Perez, I am glad you put a link to this up. I respect you for not showing any bias towards Paris.
Perez, I am glad you put a link to this up. I respect you for not showing any bias towards Paris.
Well done!
HAHAHAHAHA!
She deserves it.
David Letterman rules!
This interview is more hard hitting than the one Paris did with Larry King after she got out of jail. Finally somebody put that fame whore in her place and wasn't 'afraid'. If she had any brains at all she would of tried to make a snappy comeback to some of Dave's questions…but then again, this is Paris.