The Most Awkward And Amazing Thing Ever!

Filed under: Paris Hilton

In case you missed it…

Paris Hilton was a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night and he tore her three new assholes and an extra vagine.

The talk show host grilled her on her prison sentence as the socialite squirmed in her chair.

This is some of Dave's funniest work!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

This is must-watch TV.

HIGHlarious!

    Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 2:41 pm / Email this  »

    815 comments to “The Most Awkward And Amazing Thing Ever!”

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    1. SA says – reply to this


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      idiot

    2. keren says – reply to this


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      funny and first!!!

    3. shant says – reply to this


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      1st???

    4. 1st says – reply to this


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      Paris sucks!!

    5. CHEMICALHEAD says – reply to this


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      Paris paris paris…oh my.

      (first!)

    6. shelovesglitter says – reply to this


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      OMG you kinda sorta ragged on Paris……..Turn on!!!!!

    7. Lozzz says – reply to this


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      haha

    8. e-stella says – reply to this


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      HA!

    9. derek says – reply to this


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      I know this is lame but FIRST!

    10. jomi says – reply to this


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      it's paris bitch !

    11. sufdioquwriouiotu says – reply to this


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      lol, i feel bad for her..
      she looks like she was gonna cry.

    12. Anne says – reply to this


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      Congratulations Perez. My respect level for you just climbed 5 points. You finally are showing Paris in a not so flattering light and I commend you for that. David Letterman gave Paris a prime opportunity to show some humor and intelligence. Instead, she looked liked a spoiled brat being punished by a parent. She should have learned from Martha Stewart, who takes Dave's jail comments with a light heart and makes wonderful jokes out of them. Again, thank you Perez for putting this clip on your website and not sugar-coating it.

    13. angel says – reply to this


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      first…hahahahah

    14. Jacob's mom says – reply to this


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      DAVID RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    15. cjharper says – reply to this


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      That was awesome. Stupid bimbo didn't know what hit her. Doesn't she get it that everyone hates her.

    16. Bebe says – reply to this


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      Paris handled that interview as well as she could with Letterman asking mundane questions like, "What kind of food did you eat?" Dude, she was in jail. The menu was the least of her problems.

    17. Kim says – reply to this


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      Surprised to see this clip on your site

      Good work though - your critics will have to be quiet about you not covering enough paris hilton, when its negative or at the very least critical/mocking…

    18. mama says – reply to this


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      "She is a film star…"

      I LOVE IT!!!

      Would she rather Dave had drilled her on her sex tape?? She needs to lighten up.

    19. Emma says – reply to this


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      HAHA owned! that was funny! :D

    20. J says – reply to this


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      Ahahahahahahahaa.

    21. gfgfgf says – reply to this


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      First! f**k ya'll

    22. angel says – reply to this


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      first……they should lock up LILO and skinny biotch NICOLE RICHIE…it wasn't fair for Paris that she's the only one that got lock up for 23 days.

    23. ashlee says – reply to this


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      first

    24. UKer says – reply to this


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      erm perez and paris are no longer friends.
      i hear that they hate eachother now.

    25. lol says – reply to this


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      thats was so funny. love letterman. paris was a good sport even though he wouldnt let it go.

    26. Kali says – reply to this


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      OMG TOOOOOO HIGHLARIOUS!!! LOL

    27. dave says – reply to this


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      LAST! paris is hot, id stick it in her butt

    28. lovesthat says – reply to this


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      lulz bitch got tore up

    29. ssdfghjh says – reply to this


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      what happened, perez? paris didn't send you your monthly paycheck? PARIS RULES, PEREZ STINKS.

    30. dave lust says – reply to this


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      LAST! paris is hot, id stick it in her butt and risk an STD

    31. Embo says – reply to this


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      LOL! BITCH GOT OWNED!!!

    32. bre says – reply to this


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      yawn..

    33. parissucks says – reply to this


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      This was HI-LARIOUS!!!!!! Just as funny as the first time Bill O' Fuck-Face was on the show!!!

    34. Amanda, Sweden says – reply to this


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      As you said Perez, it is some of Dave´s funniest work! I loved it!

    35. yikes says – reply to this


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      AHHHH HAHAHA i'm surprised she did run off crying in the middle of the thing

    36. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Wow. Impressed, Perez. You may actually be turning a new leaf. Did you finally realize she's a homophobic racist? Obviously someone with a teensy bit of wit or class could turn Dave's comments around and laugh at themselves but I think that kind of humor is above her head. Kind of like people who "don't get" the Office. Run away now, Paris. We're bored of you.

    37. Michael says – reply to this


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      She's a rotten cunt that deserves to die.

    38. DICK says – reply to this


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      HOLLY GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SH*T EVER!!!

    39. Frances says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD. THAT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME!!!! Thanks Perez, love ya honey!

    40. bendacat says – reply to this


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      Paris tore DAVE's ASS in FOUR! She gave it as good as she got it. Paris 1, Dave 0. Team Paris.

    41. jessica says – reply to this


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      hehe..she looked so pissed! Her head was like bobbing around.. :)

    42. Toronto says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton so rocks!!! LOVE HER

    43. Jen says – reply to this


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      Perez blasted Paris?? I have a feeling Perez & Paris had a fallout….

    44. Sara says – reply to this


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      I really thought she sucked it up pretty well. Good for you Paris, you just answered the questions like a lady. I used to dislike her, but now she's kind of rubbed off on me. She seems more lady-like, maybe she will change her old ways for the better.

      Stay strong girl!

    45. jake says – reply to this


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      fuck perez hilton ur a big asshole

    46. SA says – reply to this


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      hehe i was FIRST!!! cool
      PARIS IS A IDIOT!
      PARIS IS A IDIOT!
      PARIS IS A IDIOT!
      PARIS IS A IDIOT!
      PARIS IS A IDIOT!

    47. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      THAT'S WHAT THIS WHITE TRASH WHORE DESERVES! I WONT BE BUYING ANYTHING OF HERS!! FUCKIN MINDLESS SLUT

    48. Anna önsten says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAH he hillarious

    49. Anna önsten says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAH he's hillarious

    50. Fucking Hilarious! says – reply to this


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      Did you see her at the 3:20 mark?? She looked so pissed like she was about to cry and the audience busted out laughing! HA HA HA! Stupid bint!

    51. Laura says – reply to this


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      Dave is my hero. Hilarious!

    52. Terila says – reply to this


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      Actually, she handled it very well …

    53. laksdfaj says – reply to this


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      no one wants to hear what's going on in her life..notice how boring it got when he wasn't making fun of her

    54. hahahah says – reply to this


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      haha this is so funny!

    55. kat says – reply to this


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      Wow- I almost feel sort of bad for her….She did a very good job holding compure under Dave's pressure. But still…Kusod to him for making the best out of a somewhat unhappy guest!

    56. Chris says – reply to this


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      Re: SA – Ummm who is the idiot?

    57. Now Lock Up Britney! says – reply to this


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      I HATE Paris, but how come she got locked up and Shitney Beers hasn't been locked up for driving without a license, doing drugs, driving with her kid on her lap, and her hit and run? Not fair.

    58. Julie says – reply to this


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      He was horrible to her. That wasn't funny at all. She was acting mature and intelligent (which seems like something to be commended), and he was a pig.

    59. Miguel says – reply to this


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      oh man, Dave really buttfucked her!

    60. ??? says – reply to this


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      letterman is an ass.

      so she did some time big deal. and for him to bring up a painfull memory for her like that. he also ovursed the same lines over and over the whole show.

      letterman, ur NOT FUNNY, get over yourself.

    61. Kortni says – reply to this


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      Is it me, but Paris is starting to look like a transvestite. I have a new found respect for David Letterman, he totally ripped her a new one, and it looked like she was about to cry, LOL. I loved the audience they were loving it!

    62. janete says – reply to this


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      i love paris, i want her clothes! i think she handled herself well

    63. NIC0L3TT3 says – reply to this


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      LMAO. SHE GOT REAMED.

    64. Sol says – reply to this


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      incredible. gotta love how he didn't give into her "refusals"

    65. Kat says – reply to this


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      I laughed for 5 minutes, that was awesome!

    66. biTCh_PAriS says – reply to this


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      FUCKING AMAZING…DAVE ROCKS MAN…FUCK PARIS!!!

    67. QKB says – reply to this


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      Letterman took this way too far…what a douche bag.

      I'm going against the norm here but I think Paris took the high road and was a class act. Love her!

    68. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      She is really pathetic and sad. She's made her money by being famous for doing absolutely nothing and rather than tell us about her experience in jail (which is what everybody wants to know) she makes no secret that she's just there to push her goddamned perfume. Dave was hilarious as usual, but man, he had to work for it. It was like watching him talk to the wall. She just has no personality. I think I lost brain cells just by listening to her speak. Girlfriend cannot hold her own, I hope I never see her on another talk show ever again. She stick to US magazine, that's about her speed.

    69. Claudia says – reply to this


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      THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
      I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!
      "OH, IS THAT A FRIEND FROM PRISON??"
      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    70. whaAh?? says – reply to this


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      OMG??? Did u just have an OPINION on Paris?@?@ Wow r u not kissing her ass anymore?

    71. Kit-Kat says – reply to this


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      Omg! That was embarassing for ME to watch! She must have felt pretty shitty afterward. Not cool.

    72. gina says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah! I love this!!! GO david letterman!! My new hero!!!!

    73. Britney's Asshole says – reply to this


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      Re: thatz right bitch

      Are you talking about Britney Beers?

    74. Travis says – reply to this


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      Yea it was not really that funny I hate David Letterman I never think he is funny

    75. Elli says – reply to this


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      omh he is a genius! loved it!!!!

    76. SaoirseM says – reply to this


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      I just loved Dave before this, now I ADORE him!

    77. GOD says – reply to this


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      Whoever said she is a rotten person that deserves to die — shame on you!

      She's a rotten person that deserves to die a slow, painful, horrible death!!!

      That was one of the best David Letterman interviews EVER.

    78. Krissy says – reply to this


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      fucking brilliant

    79. zoozle says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!!!

    80. maggie says – reply to this


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      how is this awkward?

    81. Martin says – reply to this


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      I felt angry at Leterman's questions - she should have had a written agreement with him - but at the least, she should have dissed him and walked off the set at the first question after she asked him to stop.

    82. Groovy says – reply to this


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      that totally made my day. THANKS!

    83. k-town says – reply to this


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      haha! about time…..she needs to stop being so spoiled. go dave!!! TEAM PEREZ!!!!!

    84. candace says – reply to this


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      eh i dont know, i sort of felt bad for her after the first few minutes of dave asking her about jail. i wouldnt have handled it wit has much grace as she did.

    85. Phuz01 says – reply to this


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      Wow… Letterman should have George Bush on next. Fucking brilliant!

    86. Jan says – reply to this


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      OMG…He should have Britney on and do the same thing. She deserves it.

    87. Connie says – reply to this


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      gotta love david letterman. HAHA

    88. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I thought Dave was an Ass!!! I dont care about Paris Hilton either way but he was a fucktard to her last night.

    89. jackie says – reply to this


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      Dave is an ass! A nasty old ass…….

    90. funky munky says – reply to this


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      Re; Dave, give her a call, She'd probably let you! WHO IS THE MOST POINTLESS PERSON IN THE WORLD?????????????????????????????????? YES IT'S PARIS!!!!!!!!

    91. sarahbears says – reply to this


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      that was effing hilarious. for as much as i think she's a dumb twat she took it pretty well. he's still wonderfully hilarious though.

    92. Sam says – reply to this


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      Letterman is my hero!
      MAKE THIS BITCH SHUT UP!!!!

    93. EL PRESIDENTE * * * * *USA says – reply to this


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      D A V I D

      F O R

      P R E S I D E N T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    94. jaysus says – reply to this


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      Letterman is the shit! I love how pissy she gets around 3:20….what a baby:)

    95. Big Chief24 says – reply to this


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      This Bitch is Dumb as FUCK.I cant stand that racist bitch But nichole is half black lol

    96. themomma says – reply to this


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      BEBE ……….. MUNDANE ??????? THAT'S DAVE'S SCHTICK ……. LOVE HIM OR LEAVE HIM ……. I PERSONALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT , RIGHT ON , AB FAB ,AMAZINGLY ASTUTE AS USUAL …………

    97. kate says – reply to this


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      Perez, I am glad you put a link to this up. I respect you for not showing any bias towards Paris.

    98. kate says – reply to this


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      Perez, I am glad you put a link to this up. I respect you for not showing any bias towards Paris.

    99. Mariana says – reply to this


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      Well done!
      HAHAHAHAHA!
      She deserves it.
      David Letterman rules!

    100. hubbajubba says – reply to this


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      This interview is more hard hitting than the one Paris did with Larry King after she got out of jail. Finally somebody put that fame whore in her place and wasn't 'afraid'. If she had any brains at all she would of tried to make a snappy comeback to some of Dave's questions…but then again, this is Paris.

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