Too Bad She Wore Panties

This is how we like to see our Jordan. Pissed beyond belief and more orange than a tangerine!

She may be a mother of three but that doesn't mean she can't party like a rock star.

The British glamour gal needed help getting in and out of the car, Saturday night at the chavtastic Embassy nightclub in London.

Show us your coochie lips (again)!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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Gene loves Jezebel says – reply to this

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She's bigger than Pam Anderson. EEEEEK!!!!!
Josy says – reply to this

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FIIIRST X)

Primeiraaaaa
victoria says – reply to this

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good for her wearing panties, that tangerine!
Rock says – reply to this

4

she looks a dirty skank
but i like it
suri says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTTTT
satana71 says – reply to this

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first
indigo says – reply to this

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First!!
Julie says – reply to this

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first…
katlovee says – reply to this

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I LOVEEEE KATIE PRICE!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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I was wondering who took the
BRITNEY SPEARS NAUGHTY BITS FLASHING COURSE
and now I know.
This woman fails, however, because
she is wearing panties.
me says – reply to this

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wew. 2nd
shatanka says – reply to this

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she so cute
yuk says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH IS DISGUSTING .
WHO SAID BLOND WITH FAKE TITS AND A TAN
IS STANDARD THAT SHIT IS REALLY GROSS AND GUIDO
^0^
haha says – reply to this

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good on her, i say!

first?
LoveMeSomeBrit says – reply to this

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Who is this?

Download Gimme More. The hottest song of 2007.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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I was wondering what happened
to Alexis Arquette…
there she is!
melanie says – reply to this

17

Love u Katie!
jennzz says – reply to this

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ahh,, I love when you post on Katie,,
hehe

she is so damn funny!!!!!
she is cheap looking,, but she is great!!
I love when she is interviewed,, all kinds of crazy comes rolling out of her mouth!!
n says – reply to this

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wow
Britney Sucks!! says – reply to this

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Re: LoveMeSomeBrit –

ewwwwwwwwwwwww
take your trash somewhere else you scumassfreak
But Britney can't? says – reply to this

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She may be a mother of three but that doesn’t mean she can’t party like a rock star.
FreakDom says – reply to this

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Those boobs are about to hit her knee caps. Whats the big thing with "first" on this website.. thats so Retarded and I don't mean Britney like.
xwhateverx says – reply to this

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dont diss jordan!! katie price rules!!!
****Gorgeous* says – reply to this

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I love Katie, but not that dress she is wearing
xwhateverx says – reply to this

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and she ISNT a chav, well, not REALLY lol
sheila says – reply to this

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Her name should be "Torpeedo Tits".
right says – reply to this

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She does have an orange glow…that's creepy
Millad says – reply to this

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let me get this straight your encourging katie price to go out clubbing pissed off her face showing the world her bits but when britney is seen out and about SOBER you slag her off.
your a piee of shit perez
i hate you.
TEAM BRITNEY
Martin says – reply to this

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she looks like a west HOLLYWOOD tranny!!!
fwanga says – reply to this

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Can she BE any more trashy????
She is a mother? Help her kids please.
Yo Homesy G Funk Gangsta Rap says – reply to this

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PARIS HILTON IS ON THE RIGHT OF KATIE!

there is a god, for he gave katie a retarded kid who in her show on the E channel kept smacking her, and you know katie wanted to toss him to the nanny and act like her genetics would never produce such a monstosity.
BUT ALAS, JORDAN, THE RETARD WILL FOLLOW U TO THE GRAVE! U WILL PAY ALL ITS MEDICAL BILLS 4EVER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
fwanga says – reply to this

32

Trashy! Please take her kids away!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuk says – reply to this

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Re: Millad –
britney is a piece of shit
LOSERS LIKE HER
colleen says – reply to this

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more on jordan. it's too funny.
tbizzle1983 says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS?????
jesse says – reply to this

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I dont understand how you can run ur mouth about britney spears partying and having kids and smashing her about it and then when jordan goes and partys its like a total different scenario FAT ASS
PurplePride says – reply to this

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This lady is a nasty bitch. I don't want to see her skeezy vagina that she aborts babies from. Gross. Cover that shit up and start repenting.
Jordan and or Katie are not like Britney Spears says – reply to this

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You idiots cannot compare Katie Price to Britney Spears,,
for one,,
Katie has custody of her two children,, she is a fit parent,, she is a good mother, and when she goes out clubbing,, she does it in style,, with her kids being properly cared for,, she is married to the father of her youngest children,, who are absolutely beautiful children,, and very happy ,, her oldest son,, is diabled,, and she takes very good care of him, his father does not,, and Katie married Peter who treats her oldest child as his own, they provide a very happy and stable two-parent home for their children,, and when you are grown-up,, not drugged out of your mind,, you may go out and get shit-faced now and then,, also,, Katie and Peter actually involve their family with the children,, they do not toss their parents to the side,, they involve them,, that provides a happy home for young children,,
do not compare such a nasty cunt druggie as Britney Spears to someone as great at Katie Price
Millad is insane says – reply to this

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Re: Millad –
you are sick fuck
Britney Spears is dangerous to her children,,
this lady,, Katie Price has parenting skills
she is allowed to party if she wants,,
she actually has a husband !
Tall Blonde says – reply to this

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# 38 - "she is married to the father of her youngest children," LOL - that's actually quite funny - wanting to give her points on actually marrying one of the "baby daddys"……..so she married this one - wasn't married to Harvey's …. and wasn't married to the one whose baby she aborted because she found out he "cheated" on her…..well, damn - move over Mother Theresa!!!!!!!!! LOL
You Must Be Drunk says – reply to this

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#38 WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Have you seen these staged photos?!?! This woman is so dried up and sooooo last year that she CONTINUALLY MUST SHOW HER BITS in order to get any coverage whatsoever. Now how do you think all of her children will feel once they see "GREAT PARENT KATIE" being a whore to get attention. I don't know who raised you but I'm sure it wasn't a whore named Katie Price for if it were, you would not be defending her-you'd probably be in rehab.
UK Trash says – reply to this

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The UK has the trashiest celebrities- Victoria Beckham, Robbie Williams, Melanie B, Jwhoredan…the list goes on. But at least this whore hasn't moved to the US like the other trash.
Gretchen says – reply to this

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I am from Holland. Are white people in America really like this. Pamela Anderson, Britney, Lindsy…They are all a disgrace.
Dumbass Britney Fans says – reply to this

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You dumbass fans of the has-been Britney are so stupid. Jordan only goes out a couple times a month whereas the whore known as Britney goes out every fucking night. Big difference. And Jordan doesn't drive around town with her kid on her lap like the other whore does.
Ummmmm...... says – reply to this

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It Must Be 4:20 In Holland.
pp says – reply to this

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GIRL NEEDS A NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holland Whore Trainer says – reply to this

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Re: Gretchen – - I didn't exactly go to church last time I was in Holland
cake says – reply to this

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Katie may be orange, but she seems to be a much better mother than Britney!
michelle says – reply to this

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I love katie price!! shes a great mom to her kids and its ok to go out once in a while, parents need it or we would go crazy!
Who Is She Anyway? says – reply to this

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Why is ANYONE comparing this no talent to Britney Spears? Is this an attempt by "Jordan's" camp to start thinking about this whore as a "pop star"?
michelle says – reply to this

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Re: Who Is She Anyway? – dont act like you dont know who she is! you obviously know her name and that shes trying to be a pop star! Jorden is WAYYYYY better the shitney spears!
Raise Your Hand If You're Right says – reply to this

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#51 and I quote, "and that she's trying to be a pop star!"!!!! I plead my case!!!!
Katie rockz says – reply to this

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Re: Tall Blonde –
you are just a jealous nasty bitch,,
Katie is nice,, and you know it
she is a great mum
you ,, you are a nasty bitch who like to say bad things about a nice parent
Butterfly says – reply to this

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SMELLY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!
hey retard says – reply to this

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#52 jordens "camp" never compared her to shitney spears, lame asses like you are! jorden is in a whole different playing field and has more talent then lip syncing spears!
niki says – reply to this

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i love jordan she might be crazy but i love her lol
Where's Peter? says – reply to this

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Isn't her husband gay? Is that why he puts up with Katie acting like this? Or is it because she looks like a man?
What IS Her Talent? says – reply to this

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But she was REALLY BAD in that porno she was in! So that can't be it.
jamie says – reply to this

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ok so this chick has 3 kids, the fakest boobs, a horrible tan and cant get out of a car without showing her underwear….but u dont rip her apart…lay off britney its getting really old, theres a million other celebrities u could write about, ur taking the easy way and just writing about britney meanwhile no one cares anymore
aj says – reply to this

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i like how u say "She may be a mother of three but that doesn’t mean she can’t party like a rock star." and then u bash britney (mother of two) HAHAHAH ur such a hypocritical bastard
my two cents says – reply to this

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Perez, why r u always posting these crotch shots? you don't even like p*ssy
mj says – reply to this

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why are the paps taking shots of the crotch area…good lord…perez you have something to say when a celeb has no underwear on so wtf is that…
mj says – reply to this

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Re: hey retard – talent ?? oh she is a film whore…
Mom Jeans says – reply to this

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Gosh, compared to this orange thang and me in my "mom jeans", I feel pretty hot!
WTF says – reply to this

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TAKE HER KIDS AWAY,DRUNKEN WHORE
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS TRICK AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?
Mark says – reply to this

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHICK AND WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT HER? STOP! SHE'S FUCKING HIDEOUS…I'D RATHER DO A DRAG QUEEN ANY DAY…
Hannah says – reply to this

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Is it THAT HARD to keep your knees together?!
jocelyn says – reply to this

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at least she got panties on
madmax says – reply to this

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Who the fuck is Jordan?
Amy says – reply to this

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I love her!!! She is the shit!!! And she isnt even that orange. KATIE PRICE IS THE SHIT!!!!!!
mz. parra says – reply to this

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best crotch shot ever. her thighs are more toned than britney's, lindsay's and paris'. she looks horribly fake, but still so pretty! i think i like jordan!
TAN AWAY THE FUG says – reply to this

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The British are some of the nastiest version of white beings. Codos to this one for tanning and make herself look some what presentable. The long dog snout is still pretty disturbing however.
GIANT BALL HAIE says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS NASTY LOOKING SEA HAG??????
WATERINGHOLE says – reply to this

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Re: Gretchen – NO…..NO THESE BITCHES ARE NOT HOW ALL WHITE WOMEN ARE….THESE ARE JUST THE TRASHIEST ONES
andrea says – reply to this

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i love katie! im really not the type to like celebs, esp not ones like her, but i think she's funny and non-pretencious. i love her show (katie & peter). i think she's a good mother and married a good man. she may be rich and famous, but doesn't show it all over herself like victoria beckham. and in comparing her to britney, i don't even know how you can. britney is a mess, and katie has it together. you don't see her in court every other week.
Slater Granite says – reply to this

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Ommpa, Doompa, doopiddy do, I've got another puzzle for U.
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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I can see the devil in her eyes. Panties? How disappointing!
mrs minx says – reply to this

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how many packs of make-up remover does this biatch use every night. She has more plaster than my living room………………………..
Ange says – reply to this

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Re: Amy –

THIS IS JORDANS MOM?????
oompaLoompa says – reply to this

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If I didn't know her I wouldn't think she was english shes so orange and Pamela looking and least she's wearing her knickers
balletbella says – reply to this

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ok so apparently thi lady is some great whore who got famous for messing with the best of britain's men. and she does look horribly orange and fake. yet you guys are still talking about her so she must be interesting. hate her or love her you are still thinking about her. and please dont call her soon a retard…he a disabled child and he doesnt deserve that kind of criticism. i do believe kate takes care of her children and i think mommies can go out and have fun too. she just needs to take out the boobs and reduce the orange before she does it
PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this

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AMO says – reply to this

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Gaw… she's so tacky and over the top! Is this really desirable in the UK?
Cougar of the South says – reply to this

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I love Katie even though she does look like a tranny with ridiculously large implants. Her reality show of her "real" life was a TRIP. Will there be another season? I didn't know she had 3 children. Are two with Andre? They make a great couple, although I can't figure out for the life of me why he'd be so smitten with someone with a beak for a nose and such a mannishly shaped body except for the cantelope sized balloons in her chest. Huge noses are more excepted in the UK though.
Why do photowhores always aim for women's crotches when women get out of cars? That hardly makes the women whores. It doesn't say too much for the mediawhore who thrives on showing the pictures either. He does claim to be a mediaWHORE though. I guess if one can't get laid a mediawhore is at least some kind of whore….lol
PEREZ CRAVES BALLS--HAIRY ONES says – reply to this

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PEREZ: A MAN WITH BOOBS AND CELLULITE AND AN APPETITE FOR COCK–
perez: A MAN WHO LOVES DRINKING PISS AND LICKING SHITTY ASSHOLES
PEREZ: A SUBMISSIVE EFFEMINATE WHO MAKES MONEY OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S VOMIT
PEREZ— STICK YOUR BUT-PLUG DEEP INSIDE AND GO AND FIND OUT IF BRITNEY HAD A DRINK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING
Gina says – reply to this

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Where is her husband?? she has been out and about quite a bit lately "with the girl." her husband's gotta wise up. she's out on the prowl..
HoneyFrog says – reply to this

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What the hell? Can't these celebrities learn how to step out of a car without having to show their panties? I know some of them do on purpose but this is getting o-l-d.
PETER SAYS says – reply to this

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"Where's my WIFE?"
Harvey Says says – reply to this

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Where's Mum?
glory hole says – reply to this

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i smell tuna!
babyduck says – reply to this

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this fucking creature has already taken her clothes off in many magazines. britney has yet to do so, and im sure its not more than two years away before shes in Penthouse. the minute you get naked for a publication is the minute you become boring. keep up the bullshit britney, cause its awesome.
katie says – reply to this

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I LOVE KATIE PRICE and you can't really say anything bad about her cuse shes wearing underwear unlike the rest
URMOM says – reply to this

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Re: Gretchen – U SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH SKANK…. NO. 1 she is katie price from U.K. NOT AMERICA……….Yea we have our lindsay's, britney's…. WHATEVER, they have their fuckups ….. katie price and kate moss…. oh, and amy whinehouse(great talent gone to waste..) Pete doherty, Kelly osburne…. so focus all u want on America but, we are not alone in the celeb fueled freaks……….BTW i have NOOOOOOO problem w/the U.K. I feel more at home knowing there are REAL people out there… Here in America it's like OMG, she did what?? In the U.K. i see them as saying i don't give a "fuck" lol!!! AWESOME!
go girl says – reply to this

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I like her!! I don't care….. at least she is not missing/rotting teeth haha!! Or if she was at least she used her money to fix them…. not on cocaine. And if she did both Great……… she look's good and seems like a REALLY decent MOTHER AND WIFE!!!
Emmaxx says – reply to this

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I Hate Her BTW She Thinks Shes Amazing But She Aint !
No-one Really Lyks Her Over Her !!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxx
your mum says – reply to this

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yeah shes fake, orange and kind of tacky looking but she seems like a decent mother and my aunt met her once on a plane while she was taking her oldest son on holiday and she's suppost to be really, really nice so you can all shut up. i think shes pretty funny. )
Al says – reply to this

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Chavtastic? Do you have that in America, apparently not, because if you are a Londoner you wouldn't call the Embassy Club chavvy.
radee says – reply to this

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I have a theory - I think Jordan should be sent to sort Britney out…she is trashy enough for Britney to like it but at least Jordan is a hellagood business woman, makes a mint and is pro family and motherhood!
LondonChick says – reply to this

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You yanks are so fucking stupid it's hilarious. How can you slag off Jordan for being 'fake' when a large percentage of your population are implanted, bleached and orange……or else too fat to leave the house……..or in fact inbred? As if any or you people have any right to comment on Jordan or her family, she's worked bloody hard to get where she is today and puts her kids first before her career or partying, unlike that unfit-no knicker wearing-bald headed freak-of a "mother" Britney Spears. You wouldn't find an English person behaving in that way I guarantee it. Oh but I forgot……you all have "issues" to deal with…..whatever. Sooo over the USA and its nation of wankers. (Not all of you to be fair fall into that category, but some just ruin it for the rest). Rant over.