Too Bad She Wore Panties

This is how we like to see our Jordan. Pissed beyond belief and more orange than a tangerine!

She may be a mother of three but that doesn't mean she can't party like a rock star.

The British glamour gal needed help getting in and out of the car, Saturday night at the chavtastic Embassy nightclub in London.

Show us your coochie lips (again)!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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A Whole New World says – reply to this

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I am actually shocked that a 30+year old, mother of 3 and wife would even consider becoming a Pop Star this late in the game. I am assuming that's why she is comparing herself to Britney Spears, she is so delusional that she actually thinks a woman her age and with her responsibilities can now transition to pop star. Talk about living in a bubble. What exactly do you think is wrong with her? I suppose getting naked is no longer feasible given the fact she has not aged gracefully so it's onto the good ole' stand by's-books, fragrances, and records. YAWN.
B says – reply to this

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Ugh - she just looks disgusting
gabie says – reply to this

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god she looks like Stevie G's wife. o.O

in case you guys dunno stevie g. LOOK UP STEVEN GERRARD on google.
LondonChick says – reply to this

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Well you've just proved my point on yanks being so effing stupid….. Jordan is a glamour model NOT a pop star, that is where she made her fame and fortune, not by singing one song with her husband. If you bothered to read her books you'd know just the kind of shit she's had to put up with in her life….and you don't see her needing rehab cos of it. Oh yeah. and it's all you stupid dicks that compare her to Britney, not Jordan herself. As if anyone would want to be compared to a fuck-up like Ms Spears…especially not someone British. We'll leave all the rehab, prison sentences, drug/drink-driving offences, head-shaving, and size 0 to the American "celebrities"….they seem to do it best after all.
UK-Girlie x says – reply to this

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Lol Gabie, is Alex Curran tying to look like Jordan or the other way round? And what the fuck are those two doing hanging out together? A most unlikely friendship pairing!!
chimp says – reply to this

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don't care
Anna Nicole Lives says – reply to this

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Shouldn't Katie be comparing herself to someone like Anna Nicole Smith as opposed to Britney Spears? Gay Husband/boyfriend-Check. History of drugs/alcohol-Check. Fake EVERYTHING-Check. Lack of class/style-Check. Crappy Role Model for Their Children-Check. The only difference I can find between Anna and Katie is that even when Anna Nicole got fat, she still looked hot and like a woman.
UK-Girlie x says – reply to this

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Anna Nicole Smith…hot? Don't think so somehow. For the record Jordan has never been related to any drug stories and knows exactly who has fathered her children….so how is she like Anna Nicole? Oh and she didn't marry some dude on his death-bed either to gain his millions. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT before abusing Katie next time.
Anna? Is That You? says – reply to this

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Re: Anna Nicole Lives –
OMG-She IS A LOT like Anna Nicole come to think of it! When I first saw her in this post I actually thought it was Anna for a minute! Poor thing-I hope she has a will.
Pat says – reply to this

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alot of these celebs act like they grew up in a barn! they don't seem to know how to get out of a car with a dress or skirt on. keep the legs together, swing them to the side, stand up and walk!!! it looks alot sexier too
SUNSHINE says – reply to this

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Deep Fried BARBIE, ymm,ymm
KATIE PRICE FAN says – reply to this

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You people need to get over comparing Katie to Britney…there is no comparison, let me list them for you! Lets see Katie wears underwear…Britney doesnt. Katie married a man that loves her and accepts her and her son…Britney married a nobody who was just in it for the money. Katie has a reality show that is good to watch and has been on for several seasons and people are looking forward to the next season…Britney had a reality show that was the dumbest thing ever aired on television. Katie has written two autobiographies (both best sellers) two novels (best sellers) childrens books, a workout video, and a perfume (which is also a best seller)…Britney has a perfume that smells ok and isnt doing that well on the scent charts. Katie was awarded that Gratten Mum of the Year Award (2007)…Britney has never and probably will never be awarded a mother of the year award (most people say to take the kids away). Katie has made an album with her husband and donated ALL the proceeds to charity…Britney keeps all of her proceed and I have never heard of her donating money to any charity (thats not to say that she hasnt, I just have never heard of it). I will continue on another comment…
jenny says – reply to this

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how comes it okay for a mother of 3 to party but when britney spears, a mother of only 2, does it, everyone makes a huge fucking deal about it?
KatiePriceRules says – reply to this

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Re: Anna? Is That You? –

What, you actually thought Anna Nicole had come back from the dead to be photographed getting out of a car (with knickers ON)? LMAO at the stupidity of some people.
WTF says – reply to this

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Mum of The Year? Are you kidding? What are the conditions and qualifications? How much did she pay for that? She must have paid for surely if the "judges" saw these staged photos and all the others with the very same deliberate crotch/ass shots they would strip her of her title! Are there really no other options for such an accolade? Next you'll tell me Anna Nicole was the last recipient of this award!
StraNGeLaD says – reply to this

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Ugh, put it away luv, no one wants to go there, it'd be like rubbing your didck against used tissues in an STD clinic.
Deux says – reply to this

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She HAD to wear panties…it helps keep her Uterus inside that blown- out- Shiitake mushroom vajayjay….
Alecsandra says – reply to this

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Who IS this trollop and why are you always posting pics of her? I bloodly well hate it when people become famous for absolutely no reason. This site is so dull.
Emma says – reply to this

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Re: LondonChick – Love, you really are an angry tart, aren't you? To generalize an entire population on the few comments posted here , is well, asinine. Get an education and pay attention to whom you are idolizing. I'm also from London, and yet I would NEVER speak so harshly as you. Personally, I agree with the majority here. She's a harlot. Plain and simple.
Amy says – reply to this

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Katie Price rules. I love it when people think that she is famous for no reason!!! Obviously they have never been to the UK or done thier research. Let see why is she famous?! Maybe its because she is a glamour model, or because she is a singer, or because she is a author, or because of here weekly column in OK!, or maybe it is because of all the charity work she has done!! HHMMM who know take your pic because she is famous for it all. And yes she was Mum of the year, you obviously havent watched her show and saw how much she does for her kids!!! Oh well. Some people just dont know sh*t!!!! People will always hate because they will never have what she has!!!! YOU GO KP!!!!
Annika says – reply to this

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So wen Britney goes out shes a whore and a bad mother but when Jordan does it shes a rock star even thought shes famous forbeing a tramp?! Ok hypocrite!
continued from KATIE PRICE FAN says – reply to this

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Let see what else, Katie Price has never been to rehab, nor does she need to go…Britney cant seem to stay in rehab. Katie goes out ONCE IN A WHILE and, yes, gets plastered…Britney goes out and acts a fool, gets plastered, and (allegedy) does drugs. Katie babies father has never question her parenting skills…Britney's babies father is trying his hardest to get her kids away from her. Katie always takes care of her kids herself and always tries to make sure that she is home to give her son his medication (thats not to say that she doesnt have a nanny that takes care of the kids when she is working, she just always takes care of the kids when she isnt working)…Britney lets the nanny and the bodyguard take care of her kids all the time. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP COMPARING THE TWO. YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE KATIE IS GOING OUT ALL THE TIME, SHE GOES OUT ONCE IN A WHILE AND SHE DESERVES IT. SHE ALWAYS COMES HOME TO HER HUSBAND AND KIDS SO HOW IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS???? She is a caring mother and person. Katie even posted a bulletin saying that people need to realize that Britney is back whether they like it or not!!! People just hate because they will never have a beautiful life like hers, a beautiful family like hers, or millions in the bank like her!!!!! YOU GO AND DO YOUR THING KP!!!!
LondonChick says – reply to this

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Re: Emma –

At no point have I said I "idolise" Jordan, so please don't dictate to me "whom I pay my attention to". What is with your "asinine" assumption as to my educational history? I think it's your own education that needs to be questioned. In the UK we spell "idolise" with an "s" not a "z"….but if that is actually where you were born and bred, you'd know that wouldn't you? I have no problem with where people come from or where they live, just stupid comments.
YOU GO LONDONCHIK says – reply to this

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Re: LondonChick – You tell her!!!! "Emma" doesnt know what the hell she is talking about anyways!!! Apparently she doesnt know how to spell either!! lol. She has no idea what she is talking about!! People really do need to do there research before they judge, if they would just do that they wouldnt look so f*cking dumb now would they!!!!!! KATIE PRICE IS THE SHIT!!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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At least Katie isnt showing her crotch and getting her kids taken away!! Gosh now who did that happen to???? Oh yeah thats right Britney Spears!!!! Compare Britney and Katie now why dont you!!!!!!
LJ says – reply to this

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Mother of 3? When did she have another baby? I know about the old one who's a little slow (bless his heart) and the one she had on the reality show, but I'm missing a pregnancy.
jake says – reply to this

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so it's ok for her to party and have kids but not Brit?!!
annavas says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS PERSON, PEREZ?!
Stop wasting your time with F list celebrities!
Tall Blonde (but not orange!! ) says – reply to this

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Re: Katie rockz – Katie, you twit - I'm not jealous *LOL*
Tall Blonde (but not orange!) says – reply to this

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Re: LondonChick – - LOL - you're right LondonChick - I was going to suggest George Michael but god knows he was never a size -0-….now, stop the rants and go make that dental appointment that the Brits seem to have a lifetime of forgetting……..
Minniemouse says – reply to this

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did she go to sunset tan?
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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Those are panties?? Looks like black bush to me.
Kendal says – reply to this

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The girl next to Jordan is Alex Curran, wife of Liverpool captain and England player Steven Gerrard. She is one of the most popular WAGS in Britain!
Maddy says – reply to this

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She's wearing undies! I don't care what else is wrong with her, she's wearing undies! Finally, someone who can't get out of a car who knows it and takes the precaution of wearing undies rather than risking showing the world her naughty bits. Give this woman a medal! Oh, if only those younger skanks-in-waiting would follow her example.
perez hilton is a fat fuck. says – reply to this

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Ugh, Perez Hilton just wants to be famous like all these dumb fuckers!
Perez Hilton, you're not even funny. You've probably got herpes from hanging around with Paris Hilton. Sick.
Jordin says – reply to this

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I LOVE KATIE PRICE!
Mum of the Year? says – reply to this

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WOW! I cannot believe that with photos like this, this"woman" still thinks she's a good mother. What type of example is she setting for her daughter? How can she possible explain this behavior? How many mothers do you know who stage photo ops such as this? At lease Posh has class.
chloe says – reply to this

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katies brilliant!! all u jelous peole!! u wish u had the things katie does!!
shes amazin in evry way!