Britney's Incestuous Relationship With The Paparazzi Exposed
We've all guessed and assumed but now a reporter from the Chicago Sun Times is exposing Britney Spears' love-hate-love relationship with the paparazzi that follow her every day.
Britney Spears has totally rejected the advice from virtually her entire management team, including her mother, Lynne, and is following her own, somewhat unconventional approach to ensuring she will continue to grace the covers of the celebrity magazines and supermarket tabloids she likes to call "the rag mags."
"Even though her professional career and personal life are train wrecks and she seemingly is paying little attention to her appearance, she is doing everything she can to make sure she's photographed almost daily," a former Britney insider — who's still in touch with Spears' current staff — told me Saturday in Los Angeles.
Along with this source, this past weekend I also chatted with key staff members of several high-profile hotels, including the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills and the Beverly Wilshire. All told me the same story: Spears or one of her posse members makes daily calls to all the hotels — as well as various popular restaurants, nightclubs and upscale boutiques — to "find out what's going on … who's there today," her ex-aide told me Saturday night.
"Britney is obsessed with keeping herself in the public eye. She has told me several times, "If they don't see you [in the media], they forget you…. I'm not going to let that happen!' "
Part of this is Spears' love-hate relationship with the paparazzi who trail her every move. While she has frequently complained about the pesky shutterbugs (to Matt Lauer, etc.), she recently has joked with the paparazzi and even has invited a few to hang out with her during various encounters in clubs and restaurants around L.A.
Sources at both the Four Seasons and Beverly Wilshire told me the singer and actress often calls the hotels herself, asking "What press junkets are going on today?" — to determine if stars will be present, to guarantee the paparazzi will be lurking outside.
It's been rumored that Spears even has special deals with certain photo agencies, where she purportedly gives them exclusive access in exchange for a cut of the profits from the sales of her pics.
And you think those pantyless pictures are an accident? Ha!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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Re: Craig –
hey Craig,, why do you come here then ?? if you do not like this site and find it a crime,, go to one of the website you find is without flaws?
ok??
don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out you idiot
What happened to "boycott Britney"? Guess you only mean everyone else you hypocrite. As long as you do anything you can to get the website hits, huh? You would have been out of business LONG AGO if you didn't have Britney.
Re: jacqueline –
you know,, you bring up a great point, the ol vag show was enough to know what she is upto, also,, what man out there would want to dive in that ol nasty hole that the entire world has seen,
no surprise,, ya know?
ewww
she will have to go in the Britney closet of men and women that she has already fucked to get someone to wanna touch it, after seeing it in all it's flaming horrid glory, I doubt anyone would wanna hit that piece of dried up shit
Re: LONGISLAND – I agree with Long Island!!!!! We should all protest this cunt, by getting Perez to stop putting her pics up. cmon perez only you could make this whore disappear. Something chris angel couldnt do
No this isnt true. Their just haters!! Their making all this up, just like all the rest. Britney would NEVER call them. She is the VICTIM. Britney is my role model. I want to be just like her when I grow up!!
i love her dress. i saw it at lisa kline. it's by francine.
Perez, seriously, the paparazzi following her around, taking her pics is just as bad as people buying her albums!
pooor woman. im going to need her to take care of her kids and not care about where the paparrzi is…
She can move to a gated community and at least they won't be parked in front of her house. She can find a way to get away from them if she really wanted to…all it takes is money and she's got plenty of that. She WANTS to be photographed all the time.
And the "Beeotch" cried her eyes out in the interview with Matt Lauer about the paparazzi not giving her her privacy. She is the biggest loser and soooo full of shit!
Stop photographing her…she isn't even interesting…just sick!!! Britney, time to dry up and blow away hoe!!!
again no britney fan…but give the girl a break. Yeah she needs to get her life together Hello!! UR A MOTHER!!! But then again, not only did that K-Fuck use her but she has been working and supporting her family since she was a teen. She did not get the chance to throw these tantrums and rebel like ALL NORMAL teens do. K-Fuck, well his name says it….and as for her…she needs to grow up not having a childhood can not be her lame excuse 4ever. She needs to grow up and be a mother all these little HOLLYWOODWHORES need to face it THEY ARE NOT NORMAL!!!!! THEY CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.
Perez - I thought you told everyone to boycott Britney?!?!?! You are being an enabler and are no better than Lohan's parents who preach, contradict and then enable. By promoting Brit's irresponsible behaviour you are glamorising it and giving her positive reinforcement Just STOP. It's called tough love and it works. The word hypocrite springs to mind… Also, don't you realise that the Perez haters are running to itunes to buy her music despite you?
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Over Britney, make it stop. Can we please have at least 1 week without some crappy story about her crap life. Really who gives a shit what she does anymore. She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't look after her own babies, she can't stop being everywhere, she doesn't care about anything but getting her face everywhere. Please just one week is all we ask with no Britney. Could you please just stop reporting on her and maybe she will just fade away to where all z grade stars go to overdose land or rehab.
Make it stop please Perez. The media can make this stop if they just don't buy the photos and refuse to report this crap. My head hurts.
Hey idiot (Britney) get the fk out of sight for a while and get your shit together!
It is pretty obvious that this is happening. Paps are often waiting at places before she even gets there. Plus she dresses and acts in such a way that they will want to photograph her. Plus she drags her poor boys around because she wants to get photographed, not because she needs to go out with them
x17 needs to stop kissing britney's ass…it's disgusting how they try to portay her as a good loving mother on their website
Re: Britney ENABLER fans. – Another person with a IQ of 65 with other "issues" that need to be addressed.
Re: Craig is a moron –
Hahahahaha. You don't even make sense, darling.
Perez steals articles. I come on here simply to tell him what a fat, repulsive pig he is. I find it hilarious.
I also find it hilarious when half-wits like you try to defend him. Oh wait, you ARE Perez…oh, that explains the poor grammar and bad typing.
Fuck you, dick.
SHE'S SMART! Knows how to run the business and stay at the top.
She knows what she's doing, it's her job.
Sorry Perez. Before, you was really interesting with all your news and all. But now, the only thing you have is your angry attitud against Britney. I feel sorry for you web site.
The paparazzi are the only ones who pay attention to her. How very sad and lonely it must be
How can she expose her kids like that?! She is obsessed with fame! She needs to move on and do what's best for her kids, her family! She obviously needs psychological help. I believe that she feels if she doesn't get all this constant attention, and the paparrazzi lose interest in her, she will resort to drastic measures just to get that attention! Look at what happened when she buzzed her hair in front of the world! She could have done that in the privacy of her own home, but she opted to put herself on a stage!
I just feel bad for the kids, they do NOT look happy. They need to be taken away from her, so that she could just live her life the way that she wants to and not have to drag her kids around with her in this mess!
Britney, if you're reading this and I know that you are…listen to whatever fans you may have left…and stay home! Get treated for ADD or something! You are bouncing off the walls! It is not even funny anymore! Take care of those kids and quit parading around town with them! You got yourself in this mess, now get yourself out of it!
Re: Fanornot – Unlike all of those other celebs who make movies and records and tour and do humanitarian work… they are just STUPID! Thats not how your supposed to do it. Being a classless poor excuse of a mother who sucks on pacifiars and lets paps take pictures of your twat…. Thats the how it's done!!! Stupid.
Re: whoo dun it –
Actually, she's currently number 1 in 13 countries…oh, and Perez bangs on about her daily - not only the paps that are interested!
She sees the paps more than she does her own kids. Pathetic.
Britney has nothing over the Brangelina fame whores.
She has a very OBVIOUS arrangement with X17. They write ridiculously supportive things about Britney while also writing equally ridiculously accusatory things about Kevin. X17 should be shut down for being so blatantly biased toward her. They insult my intelligence with their obsecenely slanted reporting.
Perez,
You act like you hate this woman but you give her more coverage than any other media outlet. I've been suspcious of you for a long time….I think you're on her side with trying to keep her name and image all over the place.
And face it…America is full of dumb people who buy this shit up. Just goes to show how stupid most americans are. You can sell them anything that doesn't take a brain to process. If it's this easy to shove Spears down American throats, think how easy it is to sell them something like the war.
Bunch of retards.
BRITNEY ESTÁ EN EL 1* EN ITUNES!
BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE BEST!!!!!4EVERRRR
Everyone KNOWS she is on the payroll at X17. It is as plain as the sky is blue. They could not be more biased in their coverage of her. It was downright hysterical when they wrote Brit fired her attorney and manager!
You're talking about her. She's still winning.
Ahora te lo digo en español a ver si me respondes. Cuál es tu problema con ella? yo he visto y revisto el video en los MVA y me parece super. Y después de haber tenido 2 hijos se ve super (Yo también he tenido 2 hijos y no me veo tan bien como ella)….
I love you Britney
Elizabeth
Sounds a little far fetched to me…but if it is true….she is smarter than I thought she was. It is working. Who else can go 4 years without new music and still be in magazines weekly?
Re: Actually – What 13 countries would those be?
why are idiots comparing this shit tO the jolie-pitts. pitts are just living their lives, whereas shitney is flashing her vagina and inviting the press into public bathrooms– bad mother needs the courts to intervene.
anyway, BOYCOTT YES!!
Re: Matthew Jardine – It's called parody!! And no Britney wasn't there. video was spliced.
Re: Aaron Ecstasy – People are still talking about Charles Manson too.
FOR FUCKS SAKE PEREZ
CAN YOU AAAACTUALLY GET A NEW PERSON TO SLAG OF.
IT REALLY IS BORING NOW
oh and by the way
sort your fucking self out
you look like a fucking state
why does this crazy bitch still have her kids!! this girl is fucking stupid!
PEREZ
SLAG OF SOMEONE ELSE
YOU ARE A PATHETIC MAN WHO HAS NO LIFE
and you look a fucking state
Well slap me on my ass and call my name! Britney you fucking media Whore lol don't you have a STAR on the walk of fame? Go Sit on your star with no panties so the paps can see what u smell like eww….then place all ur peices of gum on your Star….Britney give the kids to ur parents and go work on your carreer because soon people are gonna get bored of watching u FUCK UP! if they haven't gotten bored already! But you know there would be no good gossip without u in it!
HA!
Talk about people being paid like X17? PLEASE! Do you think Perez don't make the crazy moolah just from publishing the "right stuff"? Hell, FedEx is probably paying Perez to smear her.
Not to mention getting paid for reporting other people's work.
I'm done with this site, between 2 others who break the stories first, all this does is add idiotic comments. Those sites btw, all you who are bitching about Brit never loving on her kids have plenty of pics of huggles, holding and kisses. Perez leaves them out because he knows some of ya'll only look here and it makes her look worse.
BYE PEREZ, I MAY BE ONE, BUT I'M STILL GONE!!!!!
NO MORE "EVERYONE IS GAY AND WANTS TO BE ME BULL"!!!!!
NO MORE "VOTE FOR ME CAUSE I CAN RAP (uh no)"!!!!
NO MORE BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY IS THE WORST HUMAN EVER!!!!
BYE PEREZ, I MAY BE ONE, BUT I'M STILL GONE!!!!!
NO MORE "EVERYONE IS GAY AND WANTS TO BE ME BULL"!!!!!
NO MORE "VOTE FOR ME CAUSE I CAN RAP (uh no)"!!!!
NO MORE BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY IS THE WORST HUMAN EVER!!!!
BYE PEREZ, I MAY BE ONE, BUT I'M STILL GONE!!!!!
NO MORE "EVERYONE IS GAY AND WANTS TO BE ME BULL"!!!!!
NO MORE "VOTE FOR ME CAUSE I CAN RAP (uh no)"!!!!
NO MORE BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY IS THE WORST HUMAN EVER!!!!
BYE PEREZ, I MAY BE ONE, BUT I'M STILL GONE!!!!!
NO MORE "EVERYONE IS GAY AND WANTS TO BE ME BULL"!!!!!
NO MORE "VOTE FOR ME CAUSE I CAN RAP (uh no)"!!!!
NO MORE BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY IS THE WORST HUMAN EVER!!!!
i agree with you baby
Boo you whore!!
i repply to 127 and can't see my message. what happens Perez? it's a complot????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I wonder if Britney has an Ichy Vagina? is her hair permanately gone? cause if it grows back its gonna ICHHHHHHH like a yeast infection……..
I'm just kidding
smelly Ichy Vagina
lol
So, you give her what she wants everyday. Here's a thought… if you really don't like her, put your money where your mouth is and stop putting her on your website!
She must be doing something right! Your the fat ass that still writes about her daily…..
QUIT PUTTING HER ON YOUR WEBSITE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE. START WRITING ABOUT PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TALENT……PLEASE!
LMFAO YOUR SUCH A FUCKING LIAR ITS RIDICULOUS EVERYTHING YOU SAY ARE LIES, YOU HAVE NO FACTS AND YOUR SITE ISN'T THAT POPULAR ANYMORE YOU FUCKING SUCK GO KILL YOUR FATASS ATTENTION WHORE
POOR KIDS, SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THEM FAR AWAY FROM THAT SELFISH FAT WHORE
There are ways to avoid the paps….just ask J-Lo. In a recent interview she did, she stated that you have to be creative but it can be done and avoid the places where you will find them for sure. Recently, when Britney went to the Mexican resturaunt with that girl. The parking lot and the resturaunt were empty. You are going to tell me she didn't call the paps? I find it very hard to believe otherwise.
Re: pooltop – Where are YOU from?
Re: FUCKOFF – you have shit for brains wake up you fuckin bubblehead, you deserve to get kicked in the head for that one.
GOOD FOR YOU BRIT!!! ALL THE HATERS ARE JEALOUS…I KNEW YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT. THEY ALL WANNA BE YOU…THAT'S WHY THEY HATE!!!
you're not funny!!!! You're jalous!!! & A FAT BITCH >>> GO TO HELL
wow!.. if she tips off the papz..and then makes money off the pictures they ake of her… well that is REALLY SMART OF HER!…hahahah fuck.. she making millions for not doing anything… but creating contreversy… and umm perez.. if britney were to disappear… ur would run out of business.. considering post of your posts are about her.. and when they are not.. they r boring…yawnn* !
…also… if all of her pictures are the way they are because she does it purposely to sell the pictures and make money off of them… she not really a "frequent user and abuser" of drugs.. is she?… considering perz that u base your thought on what ppl write about her..and the pictures u see.. ur a fucking reatrd.. think before you post.!!
esta chica no tiene clase!!!
i was feeling bad for her because i thought the papaz should back off of her crazy ass, but if she is inviting it then wth!
And another thing… How can a white trash frequent drug user who is estranged from her family and has no education do a good job of raising two babies? She cannot even take care of herself and seems to live on fast food, Red Bull and ciggies and flashes her cunt at every camera in sight. Celebs have long been able to beat the system thanks to their sizable bank accounts and ability to afford good legal representation. However, money does not buy love, happiness, or class for that matter, and those babies are the ones who will suffer in the long-term. So keep buying her perfume and music and she will just get richer and richer and keep slithering her way out of trouble but remember that she is human and her luck will run out eventually. Just remember that her kids will soon be old enough to see what their mother is really like (a stupid whore) and they will either perpetuate the cycle and become losers themselves or estrange themselves from her like she has from her parents. I hope the latter happens so she will know just how it feels…
This woman is disgusting. I wish she would just go away. She always looks like such a dirty whore/pig/slut. No one respects or cares about her and her so called shitty music anymore and thinks she's a loser/slime ball. Her actions are nauseating!!
PS Remember what happened to Princess Diana when she played little games with the Paps and it went too far… At least Brit has a second chance to get her life together and live long enough to watch her sons grow up, though she does not seem to be taking the opportunity… Disgusting!
SO STOP FEEDING HER THE DRUG SHE CRAVES, PEREZ!
BRITNEY ES UNA IDOLA LA AMO
Y USTEDES AWEONAOS DE MIERDA DEJENLA EN PAZ PORQUE SI LE PASA ALGO LOS MATO
Flies are attracted to poop!
Looks like her dumb luck just ran out. I'm so glad the babies are being removed from this situation and let's hope she can keep them alive until Wednesday when she has to hand them over to what's his name. At least his alimony will keep coming now and let's hope he has the substance to raise these kids properly…
PEREZ-
STOP HATIN' ON THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU'RE 1 HUGE BIG ASS MISTAKE. ITS NOT EVERYONES FAULT, YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME, BESIDES BASHING PEOPLE.
GO CRY YOUR UGLY BIG FAT SELF TO THE GRAVE. YOU DIRTBAG FUCKIN GAY TRICK WITH AIDS.
ALL YOU DO IS HATE ON BRITNEY AND OTHER CELEBS. THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN AN HOUR THAN YOU'LL EVER DO YOU'RE WHOLE LIFE.
SO GO FUCKIN DROP DEAD, YOU UGLY HERPES BASTARD!
Attention whore just like her idol, Madonna. Remember when Madonna was constantly in the news and on the covers of all the tabloids.
She's gotta earn her drug money somehow.
where i can find brits vagaina shot?
Well then, with all the Britney posts, who's stupid? She must be laughing her ass off at you. You played right into her hands. AHAHAHAHAHA.
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
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SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL THIS SELF-OBSESSED, PIECE OF WHORE TRASH
SOMEONE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE JUST SHOOT THE BITCH
SOMEONE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE JUST SHOOT THE BITCH
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This girl is truly a product of her environment! She has no true friends and is lonely as hell! Deeply insecure and depressed! This will not stop until she removes herself from the limelight forever, goes back to school and learns to be a real person. Or she'll end up dead which is what I believe is going to happen! Overdose of some sort. Rock bottom has not come yet and when it does, we all are gonna be there, reading about it on Perez because other people's shitty lifes distracts us from ours for a minute!
I totally believe it all- the bitch can't stand to not be in the spotlight. She's one of those people that thinks even bad attention is good. Sick.
it's britney.. she doesn't need to do that.. this entry is bull!
hahaha, well at least there's a method to her madness
She'll be dead by xmas (by her own hand) THANK GOD
She has been through it all in the past year or so, but the girl is right. If she stays out of sight, then she's out of mind. Granted her career has been non-existent lately, but yet people are talking about her everyday, bad good or indifferent, she figures any publicity is better than none at all. She may be a mess, but I still love her and hope she gets through all this insanity alive. Get clean and sober Brit, and get those kids back from that baby making gold digging piece of shit! I hate K-Fed and her life took a downward spiral since meeting him. Team Britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's "in-bed" with X17online……Tacky Tacky Tacky
She really needs to go into hiding so we could miss her. There's just to much Britney. She's definately entertainment.
WORD HAS IT THAT SEVERAL YEARS AGO PLAYBOY OFFERED BRIT OVER 4 MIL TO POSE FOR THEM. SHE REFUSED. NOW SHE'S REPORTEDLY TRYING TO GET THEM TO DO A SPREAD ON HER, BUT THEY ONLY OFFERED $400,000. IT SEEMS THAT ALL HER FLASHING HAS COST HER MEGA BUCKS. LIKE - YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN IT FOR FREE, BITCH. WHY SHOULD WE PAY?
I'M GLAD THIS HAS BEEN EXPOSED BY A RESPECTED NEWSPAPER. I'VE BEEN WRITING THIS ON THE BLOGS FOR WEEKS NOW. HER DIEHARD FANS DON'T BELIEVE IT. WHOEVER THAT PHOTOG IS FOR X17 OBVIOUSLY HAS A "SPECIAL" RELATIONSHIP WITH BRIT. YOU CAN HEAR HIM COOING TO HER ON THEIR DAMN VIDEOS! AND IT'S SICKENING!!!!!
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HERE'S THE WORD, FANS. SHE'S NOT GETTING HOUNDED TO DEATH BY THE MEDIA. SHE LETS THEM KNOW IN ADVANCE WHERE SHE'S GOING TO BE. IT'S A QUID PRO QUO BUSINESS. SHE MAKES MONEY FOR THEM & THEY GIVE HER PLENTY OF EXPOSURE. THIS IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE PAPARAZZI. IT'S NOTHIN PERSONAL - IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
Live by the camera…die by the camera…
!! X17 thinks they get EXCLUSIVES…………… THEY R FOOLS!!!!!!!!!
!!THIS GIRL is so FRIED…… THIS IS THE ONLY ATTENTION SHE CAN GET!!!!
THE ONLY GOOD THING IS THOSE BABIES WON'T HAVE 2 BE W/ HER SMELLY ASSSSSSSS…………..
You are all going to hell for what you are doing, especially you Perez.
To everyone who thinks the paparazzi are to blame answer me this. How the hell did they know where she was going to need to use the public toilet last week?
Surely they don't hang around fast food outlets just waiting for a celeb to use the loo?
Why can't she have her cook make coffee and cook burgers like most other celebs anyway?
Oh yeah, the paps don't live at her house, YET!
lol. Jeez Britney sounds like shes past desperate. I don't understand why she is so interested in being mobbed by the paparazzi when they are just making her look like a bigger fool in each photo op. Have you checked out www.GlobalGrind.com yet? I found this story and so much more interesting stuff on there. I cant get enough.
You are all a bunch of dumb fucks if you did not already know this………
THAT F-IN PISSES ME OFF. OBVIOUSLY SHE HAD THEM TO KEEP KEVEN BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK SO SHE WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. I HAVE TWO BABIES THAT ARE THE SAME AGE AS HER SONS AND IF I EVER LOST THEM I WOULD PROBABLY COMMIT SUICIDE. I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT THEM. WHAT SHE DID AFTER SHE TURNED THEM OVER TOO IS A SURE SIGN THAT I AM RIGHT. THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE KIDS BUT CAN'T AND HERE SHE IS BEING A SELFISH, CUNT BAG AND BASICALLY JUST THROWING HERS AWAY. SHE NEEDS TO SPEND SOME TIME IN JAIL BUT WAIT SHE MIGHT ONLY SPEND 82 MINUTES IN THERE. ANYONE ELSE NOT FAMOUS WOULD HAVE SPENT YEARS!!!!!!
…Britney shot JFK and orchestrated the Semptember 11th attacks too.