Kevin Trying To Get Britney Arrested!

It's about damn time!
Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is heading back to court today, Life & Style magazine is reporting exclusively.
Why?
Team K-Fed is going to LA Superior Court to discuss Britney's suspicion of driving without a license over the weekend while her children were in the car!
Spears was recently charged after fleeing the scene of a crime and she was also charged with driving without a valid California's drivers license.
The DMV later said that Britney has NEVER been issued a drivers license in California, which all state residents MUST have by law.
Kaplan's appearance this morning will be the latest move in Kevin and Britney's ongoing baby battle.
Insiders tell Life & Style that Kaplan will also bring up in court today Brit's driving without a license on August 6th, when she was involved in the hit and run, which was all caught on tape by the paparazzi.
Good! The streets of Los Angeles will be a lot safer without Britney Spears, a frequent and habitual user of drugs, driving behind the wheel of her pricey sports car.
















































you my friend look like a fat gay monkey with his ass lit on fire..stop picking on britney u suck..u suck at life ur a fat nobody who wants to b somebody but since ur fugly u can never b anybody.so u pick on stars..ur soooo gross every1 hates u get the hell out of hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u gross fckkkk ewwwwwww…..ur gayy go hide under a huge rock but ther emight not b one for u since ur so fAT
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U JUST WISH U WERE HER. LEAVE HER ALONE! NOBODY EVEN CARES WHAT SHE DOES.
I agree that britney is whacked, but Life and Style Magazine is your source Perez? PaLease.
Re: Jen#2 – exact;y. shes ILL AND SHES MOST LIKELY BEEN TOLD AND DIDN'T CARE why? because shes fine with it even if it means her kidsi suffer SELFISH SPOLIED WHORE
thats ok
we probably won't hear about her ever again after this last pathetic desparate attempt at getting back something she'll never have again.
Fuck Off Perez! Your an Absolute Dick! I used to think you were a sound guy but with all this shit lately your just Pissin' me off. Big Time.
ughhhi hate kevin! really hes just doing all this for more money, not for the safety of his kids.. he has how many more and wasnt that into fighting for them. get a life buddy.
Kfed sucks! And seriously Perez you loved Britney, don't know why you are such a Britneyhater.
Perez, I don't understand why you hate Britney so much? First you want everyone to vote for some other song on iTunes so Britney gets knocked off the #1 spot on this list and now this post. Why are you trying to get everyone to agree with you and hate Britney. Sure she has problems but do you think that Kevin Federline would really make a better parent? He has no money, no job and does drugs also. Give me a break! I wish you would put as much time and hatred into showing the world what a classless, skanky whore Paris Hilton is as you do with Britney Spears.
It makes me laugh…the whole issue. I am not a huge fan a Britney, but all the folks riding her coat-tails, cashing in on her misery need to pull it together. Perez is a piece of shit. He trashes her on the daily, and get's paid to do so. He is just as bad as K-Fugdoeslines. This is the only way Perez gets attention. I guess being a fat ugly bastard isn't enough. Am I the only one who thinks that Perez was the last girl picked in gym class?!
Re: Lock her up – I know what you're saying, but I still think Kevin is an ass. But yes, it's obviously that Britney need help. Poor girl. God bless her heart
Yeah Britney is totally trying to keep it real.
Real Fucking Dumb!!
I'm with whoever said she must want her kids to be taken away at this point. Either that or her brains really did leak down her left leg.
I say it won't be long til the cooze overdoeses on Amp and gets nominated for a Darwin Award.
Now there is a accomplishment she could reallly be proud of!!
*sniffle*
Err, that would be O V E R D O S E S for the win!!!
Oops.
isn't that convenient…now with her kids out of the way, she'll have even more time to party…she'll be free of the no alcohol 12hrs before she has 'em rule..
And whats the deal with her random drug testing?!
Inquiring minds want to know….I'm curious about the results!
BRIT IS FUCKIN DUMB SHE SUCKS AND I HOPE KFED GETS THE KIDS
Re: Lock her up –
Re: Lock her up –
“Regardless if he is unemployed, smoking pot, or a gold digger, he is still the boy’s father.”
That’s hilarious isn’t it. An unemployed, pot smoking gold digger, REGARDLESS IF, nonetheless… Redeeming qualities aren’t they. Qualities every father should possess, I think…definitely father of the year material, that Kevin. Although, isn’t it also important, as a father, to be able to support your children?? Just curious. Usually, fathers without jobs are considered dead beat dads, but of course not Saint Kevin…:( It’s Britney’s fault he doesn’t have a job.
“AND on the same note, if I hear another comment about why doesn’t he go after his two babies with Shar, I am going to scream”
Get ready to scream..=0) and while you’re screaming, I’ll fill you in. Kevin Federline doesn’t go after her babies, because… shhh…he doesn’t care about the kids. SHOCKING, I know!!!! He wouldn’t benefit at all financially from going after her, and as you may or may not have heard, the $20,000 a month that Britney Spears pays him in (lol) spousal support is, unfairly of course, fixing to expire. And Saint Kevin is getting a tad desperate, that is the only reason he’s going after Britney kids. Continued…..
Well, she's certainly making it easy for both K-Fed AND his lawyer what with all the dumb-ass illegal shit she's been seen doing publicly lately….
Re: Lock her up –
And you know Shar is an excellent mother how exactly?? I mean, I’ve seen your definition of an excellent father and I must say I’m not impressed.(see; unemployed, pot smoking, gold digger) And as far as their mutual understanding goes, I’d say they both mutually understand that without Britney Spears, Ms. Jackson would receive no child support whatsoever from Mr. Federline. And you don’t really see Shar doing anything in the press nowadays, because she’s not all that covered, now is she?? Unless she’s talking about Britney Spears, not to mention, how often have you seen Britney bad mouthing Kevin?? And poor Kevin, always the victim. He just couldn’t resist that celebrity “poo-nannie.”(your word, not mine) I mean seriously, what is the bond between a man and the supposed love of his life, the pregnant mother of his child, and the bond with the child he already had, compared to celebrity “poo-nannie.” (Nothing to Kevin) He had no choice. It’s not at all a betrayal. Not on his part anyway. Puh-lease, that’s disgusting. If a man betrays a woman and his family, it is not the other woman’s fault. Britney didn’t kidnap him, he chose all by himself, to walk away from his family. Continued…..
Re: Lock her up –
“I say payback is a bitch.”
I agree with you whole heartedly, and someday I hope you and everyone else on here,(bashing not just Britney, but anyone really,)get a chance to experience that first hand
Before BS even got with KF, she was messing around with another of her backup dancers who was married. He jumped of the ride before it destroyed his marriage. What man, who is working as a back up dancer (also think about J-Lo’s ex), or a pizza delivery driver (Paris’ new guy), or bagel boy (Cher), isn’t going to jump all over that if they could? If some female celebrity was throwing poo-nannie in a guy’s face and offered step up in life, who wouldn’t take advantage of
it?
Hmm…this is interesting.(Actually, disgusting, but in the interest of politeness, I’ll say interesting.)So, life according to you, any man on this planet would walk away from his wife/girlfriend(pregnant in Kevin’s case)and his children for sex and a chance to step up in life?? And the celebrity woman is the villain and the guy is the victim, that makes sense to you?.?.? Are you a man by any chance??? Continued…..
Re: Lock her up –
“after the homewrecking, trainwreck, skank stole her babies daddy.”
Now, now, with all that name calling one might think you were jealous, and that just couldn’t be?!?! You act like it’s personal, like she offended you personally. None of these people care if you, or I, or anyone else on here lives or dies. Especially your precious Kevin, you spend all this time defending him and he wouldn’t take the time, as they say, to piss on you if you were on fire. Not unless you had money sticking out of your pockets, then he’d probably at least piss on that. But of course it wouldn’t be his fault, gold digging is a disease, ya know.:( Kiss and Always, The End……
Re: Lacey! –
I KNOW!!! Couldn't you just die from all of the excitement!!! Somebody that we don't even knows life could come crumbling down around them any second!! YAY!!! Nothing like kicking them when they're down to give you the warm and fuzzies!!!
Re: megz –
Hurry Perez, I need my daily dose of someone else's misery to sustain me. How else am I supposed to validate my own pathetic life, if I'm not one hundred percent sure other people are miserable too?? Inconsiderate much??
Re: Oh Please let this be real and arrest her already –
Maybe if this really is real, you'll actually have a reason to get up in the morning!!!!!!!!! Because what else is there in life, other than wishing other people were miserable????
Re: critical thinking skills lost –
Of course not, all of the people calling her a whore, and a skank, and a slut etc. etc. etc. are doing so in the best interest of the children. Sure, who exactly are you trying to convince again?? It really all boils down to jealousy. If any of you gave a fat rats a$$ about those kids, you wouldn’t be calling her names and hoping she goes to jail, you’d be wishing her well and hoping she got her life straightened out for those kids, because everyone knows that children need their mothers. But the kids aren't really your concern, now are they?? Your name suits you
Kevin is a money grabbing man whore!!!
Re: Gabby you are nuts –
And who in the hell are you exactly, to decide who does and does not deserve their children?? It must be wonderful to be so superior and to be able to cast judgement upon all of us little people. And by the by, you have no idea what the truth is, and furthermore, I don’t know if the truth hurts, because it’s not something that you’re likely to find on this site. And being a piss poor example of a person is something you seem to know a lot about. And if she does rot in hell, I’m sure you’ll keep her company, after all you’ve earned it.
Re: Katie is the fucktard –
Well, I’m not Katie, but that hasn’t stopped me before, so let me dissect this if you will, Katie must be a horrible person, 100% moral free for wanting to keep the kids away from Papa Zao(as he so retardedly named himself.) And a very, VERY stupid person who should, well you get the damn point. And you exactly, are???? I think this site is backwards. It seems here in “hypocrite-ville” bad is good, and good is bad. Wishing Britney well, makes you an evil enabler, and hoping she burns in hell, makes you a decent, concerned, caring, upstanding citizen. Supporting her kills her, and wishing she would kill herself, helps her. Britney bad/Kevin good. Makes no sense to me, but, then again I’m not crazy and eaten up with self-loathing and misery so I just can’t see things that way. Oh well, what can ya do??:)
Re: Katie Lover –
Normally I don’t respond to this type of bullshit, but today I’ll make an exception. How old are you again?? You must be one pissed off, miserable little girl. Only the most pathetic of people go the route you went. And I can’t really imagine you spend a lot of time wondering about anything, for wondering requires thinking, and that’s not something you seem to be very good at. If you can’t actually think of a legitimate argument, or God even a decent insult, do us all a favor and shut up. And please, don’t bash me too terribly in your diary, your mother might find it and then where would you be. Grounded, that’s where.
Fat Perez the streets will be a lot safer you fat pig. We have millions of illegal aliens disobeying our laws and driving without driver licenses some of whom are DUI. WTF are you talking about, ever heard of NAFTA well mexican truck drivers are getting ready to drive inland america without restriction and our elected officials are doing nothing wanna tuckle this issue fat fu#k. You hate Brit cuz she didnt talk to you at VMA what a looser you are. The lose of custody is not permanent so Brit needs to follow the orders and get her CA license and she will be good to go. This is far from being over so K-Fed watch out.
Re: jacqueline –
"Stupid fat dogface!!" Such rage!!!! Maybe she’ll get her license when you learn how to spell license. And if she really does need one of those “retard nurses,” do you think that she could borrow yours?? You definitely need one if you don’t have one already, and maybe a good psychiatrist who likes a challenge. Good luck with that buddy.
Re: kim –
If you’re a member of team K-Fed, team Britney certainly has nothing to worry about.
Re: oscar –
He's burying her for money. The same reason he married her and Shar Jackson. I mean, we know he's not actually willing to work for it and well, we've all heard him rap, so this is pretty much all he has.
She should be arrested! She keeps breaking the law after she's been told she's breaking the law. Who is she thumbing her nose up at? The system? The state of California? The citizens? What makes her so SPECIAL? It's time for the everyone to stop giving her breaks that make her feel she can get away with everything. Take away her freedom by throwing her in jail it'll give her time to reflect on her role as a mom. Has any other Mousekateer fallen as low as Britney? She should be ashamed.
Re: Mette – Sure Kevin Ferderline wants her money, don't she know that. Why can't she stop clubbing, stay at home and be a mom so he won't get her money. He is attemping to be a good parent, he doesn't parade the kids in front of the photogs for a photo op, he managed to make sure he has responsible babysitters (her parents) for the kids, what responsible thing has she done lately? I haven't seen a rear facing carseat in her auto, she's not a good driver yet she text, smoke, and most importantly, takes her hands off the wheel while she's driving. She drives illegally after she was cited for driving illegally. She parties nightly without a care in the world about her kids. There's more but I'm sure you know that. Stop defending her and pray that she grows up.
PEREZ YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PARENTS FUCKED A PARROT YOU BLUE HAIRED HOMO! I BET THE ONLY REASON WHY GUYS FUCK YOU IS CAUSE OF YOUR BIG MAN TITTIES!
Re: gomesy –
Oh, gomesy. I tried to ignore you. I really did. Oh, well, anyways…
“Dont you wish he is the one acting like a parent now.”
Why yes, yes I do, but he didn’t act like a father to his first 2 kids, he’s not much a father to Britney’s kids, so I don’t really expect him to act like much of one now. I’ve given up on wishful thinking. It’s bad for you. You should try it
And who are you exactly to judge her again?? And other than driving without a valid California drivers license, she hasn’t done anything. Especially anything that she would deserve to lose her kids over. I think somebunny has a little crush on K-Fed
WHy was her driving without a license NOT an issue 2 years ago when she was driving with sean preston in her lap??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is sad. he's paying for his lawyer with britney's money. get a life scum bag!!!!!
Perez, you are so pathetic. You talk shit about Britney when is reality your just jealous. Your so fat and ugly. You say your the queen of celebrity media, well I think you suck. There haven't been not one real drug test come back saying the Britney does anything. You just need to talk shit to feel better about yourself because your a real loser. you are in the same boat as K-Fed. Lets see, ugly - check, digusting - check and jealous check check.
whatta freakn retard!!!! lol
STINK!!!!!
As much as I want to HATE F-Fed-fuck-head, Woman have been pulling this CRAP for decades, fucking around with custody and money, extorting and tormenting their Ex. FAIR PLAY BABY. Woman need to have FULL liberation and get fucked up the ass like they have been doing to men in divorces. YEA FOR MEN, even if its K-F-a-g.
This whole thing is stupid, she doesn't have a valid state license but it's not as if she doesn't have ANY licence. You are all acting like she just decided to get in a car without ever taking lessons or a test LOL
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Someone else mentioned would we not take advantage? Well, I suppose I MIGHT.
But if I did I sure wouldn't RUIN THEIR LIFE in the process.
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As for all you calling BRITNEY A HOMEWRECKER,
In ANY CASE of cheating, IT TAKES 2.
Kevin is equally responsible if not, MORE,
for the breakup of his life with Shar.
Like you said, he saw an oppertunity, he played her.
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As far as I can see, it was all Kevin's doing, and I hope Britney hires a
fucking hit man to take him out, if someone else with sense who just thinks
he's dog shit, doesn't do it first.
i dont like u perez, i dont like kevin and i think kevin's lawyer is doing his best to get his 0.2 min of fame he doesent give a s@#! for the kids nor does the low life pimp kevin
Federline …you are the biggest ashole of the world. your luck are britney are too stupid.
poor children. party on britney , party on federline…. don´t think you do this jb a better way.
THIS TIME NEXT YEAR I BET I COULD GET KEVIN IN BED WITH ME FOR LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS IF I WERE SO INCLINED…HA HA….HALLA AT YOUR BITCH!!!
when did K-FED hire Doug Flutie to represent him?????
Re: Lock her up –
Since when did getting a marriage signal a downward spiral? LMFAO
It happens all the time in Vegas. Just because she's famous doesn't mean she's any less affected by booze or the heat of the moment. If anything celebs are more on the impulsive side.
Now to everyone else:
Looks to me like Britney was tired of being controlled and told what to do. Then when she got her freedom there was no going back. She never had a proper childhood or teenage years and is doing it all now. It happens to almost all child stars, you know the deal by now.
This is not even considering the fact she has a mental health problem.
All you people say in one breath that she is mentally ill then in the next breath you say she should stop acting so irresponsibly. Well if she HAS a mental illness she CAN'T just decide to stop it. Fucking Duh.
Get your fucking story straight. Think for yourself and say what you think instead of just repeating the bullshit other people said that you think makes you sound informed.
Can yall take a break from Britney and Keven cause it's really old and boring by now…
i really dont care about that… what i love is that picture of k-fed looking all stupid… thank you perez i love it.
I really think this guy a fu–ing gold digger. I beleive Britney really thought she knew it all….he has managed to leave her without her kids or a career and on top of all that paying him $$$$ everymonth for taking advantage of her…poor girl!!! I feel really bad for her…
anyone remember when kfed used to SELL and DO drugs.. anyone remember those good ol days? too bad all of the shit that kfed is/had done isnt ANYwhere to be found in ANY tabloid.. since noone cares about him. the only way who could ever get the kids is/was by pointing everything out that britney does wrong… what about when kfed got kicked out of a club (when he was supposed to have his kids, but had brits parents come and watch them) for fighting.. and being too drunk… anyone hear about that? hmm yeah.. lets just hang on everyword ppl say about britney and not the other parent…. they only reason kfed wants the kids is so he can still get money from britney since his album flop…. gee… wizz.. whodathunk!