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Filed under: Renee Zellweger

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No, this is not a scene out of a movie.

Channeling her lonely and accident-prone Bridget Jones character, a wet and soggy Renee Zellweger was caught stocking up on items at Bed Bath and Beyond and getting stuck in the rain trying to load them into her car this past weekend.

Alone in New Mexico as pre-production begins on her newest film Appaloosa, the single Zellweger seemed desperate to find comfort in her new surroundings.

A pillow wont replace the warmth of a body, honey. But a vibrator might make you feel happy!

Did you stop by the Pleasure Chest?

P.S. Nice glasses, granny.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: October 1, 2007 at 3:02 pm


111 comments to “Welcome To The Neighborhood”

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  1. Nanette says – reply to this


    1

    Wow, am I really first?

  2. ly says – reply to this


    2

    renee is awesome!!

  3. UKer says – reply to this


    3

    oh perez single girls need to stick together honey.

  4. lala says – reply to this


    4

    1st

  5. supbitches says – reply to this


    5

    yikes. she makes me nervous

  6. madmax says – reply to this


    6

    Wow, imagine that she's still the ugliest woman alive!

  7. J P says – reply to this


    7

    FIRST BITCHES !!!

  8. Geminat says – reply to this


    8

    Her purchases weigh 5 times as much as she does

    geminat.com

  9. miro says – reply to this


    9

    second!

  10. exhale says – reply to this


    10

    YOU WERE GROSS…THERE'S A LOT OF YOUR GROSS NAKED PICTURES WITH YOUR BIG BIG HEAD…LOL

  11. kim says – reply to this


    11

    first!

  12. Tish says – reply to this


    12

    First? She needs to get rid of that sourpuss look that is always on her face.

  13. fbnghg says – reply to this


    13

    not first

  14. exhale says – reply to this


    14

    YOU ARE GROSS….YOU ARE FAT…
    YOU WERE SKINNY AND HAD A BIIIIIG HEAD.

  15. Bree in Toronto says – reply to this


    15

    Yes Nanette you are - Wow. HUGE accomplishment.

  16. M says – reply to this


    16

    this is interesting because…..?

  17. 123 says – reply to this


    17

    second?

  18. kate says – reply to this


    18

    What friggin' legitimate purpose could a human being have for puchasing so many pillows — especially while out of town??

  19. td says – reply to this


    19

    PEREZ,YOU ARE A NASTY,MEAN EVIL SICK POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.

  20. Mariana says – reply to this


    20

    I guess was just another day shopping!!! ahahahaha

  21. Snora says – reply to this


    21

    i can't stand her, don't even see why she is famous…nothing attractive about her whatsoever.

  22. Tom Pryor says – reply to this


    22

    Okay Perez, meanness is only funny when it's smart. Meanness for the sake of meanness just makes you look small.

    I like your site…but you need to either be funnier or less mean.

  23. col says – reply to this


    23

    i think it is. well done nanette.

  24. lex says – reply to this


    24

    WTF??? Can't someone purchase some pillows??

  25. Myron Bunzgrabber says – reply to this


    25

    A vibrator? Her humongous coochie requires a fire hydrant.

  26. kate says – reply to this


    26

    All losers who continue to waste space writing "first" are retards. All losers who continue to waste space WRITING "FIRST" ARE RETARDS. ALL LOSERS WHO CONTINUE TO WASTE SPACE WRITING 'FIRST" ARE RETARDS.

  27. TOXICO says – reply to this


    27

    YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? HAVE NOTHING BETTER THAT CALL BRITNEY WITHE TRASH, ZAC IS GAY, VANESSA IS A SLUT????

    YOU ARE A WITHE TRAS.
    YOU ARE GAY, UGLY, AND POOR.
    YOU ARE A SLUT.

    YOUUUUU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY….YOU ARE JUST A FAT GAY UGLY GUY.

    YOU CAN SUCK THE DICK OF THOSE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD…

  28. Clover says – reply to this


    28

    Pereziebear
    are you having your period?
    you're being such a rag today
    xoxoxo
    clover

  29. sarahbears says – reply to this


    29

    wow thats alot of crap.

  30. aj says – reply to this


    30

    I really, very seriously, do not believe that is her.

  31. DAmn I'm so so jealous says – reply to this


    31

    Damnnnnnn I am so so jealous!!
    I wish I was rich enough to go hog-wild in Bed Bath and Beyond
    I would rent a u-haul and go there,, run around pointing at shit I don't even need and fill up that u-haul go home and just role around in pillows and sheets and kitchen gadgets I would love to have!!!

    k again,, I'm jealous,,
    I need a sugardaddy or mama,,
    hell I'm not picky
    hehehee
    peace out,,
    jealous bitch here

  32. g says – reply to this


    32

    why be mean to her? i don't get it.

  33. lauren says – reply to this


    33

    a little harsh on this one, don't you think?

  34. screw you perez says – reply to this


    34

    Fuck You Perez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Renee is great !!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Bring Back The Real Perez says – reply to this


    35

    I know your busy,but whoever is filling in for you isn't doing a very good job. I miss my bitchy Perez…the new guy sucks.

  36. whoo dun it says – reply to this


    36

    Oh Perez. I thought that was a homeless woman for a second. Don't take me the wrong way here. I'm not trying to make fun of homeless people here.
    Surely, if you are going to shop at BED BATH AND BEYOND, you must be sporting a Carolina Herrera gown.
    Do you think she used her 20% off coupon??

  37. lucy says – reply to this


    37

    lmaooo @ perez

  38. Youpoor lil idiot says – reply to this


    38

    Re: TOXICO –
    umm hey Toxico

    Perez has alot of money, he is gay, so he loves to suck a dick anyhow,,
    Vanessa is a slut,, she took nude pix and sent them about,, so ,, therefore she is a slut and fame whore, hell she is probably the one that leaked her own pix
    Britney is a dugged up whore of a used up washed up ol puss of an x non-singing poptart who should just move to a cave and live out the rest of her pathetic days on crack
    BTW Britney Spears is white trash, she was born and raised WHITE TRASH
    Perez is cuban I do believe, therefore he is not WHITE TRASH is you want to diss him,, call him a WETBACK you idiot
    however I love Perez,, I would never call him a wetback *lovez Perez*
    so,, what have we learned here??
    cubans are not white trash,, yet hillbillys from the south that are on crack and such and drive around with their babies on their laps,, oh and do not drive legally without the ability to get a drivers lic. and ,, walks into public toilets barefoot k,, that is white trash defined to the T
    ZAC is pretty,, therefore people will always question his gayness,, he is just flat out beautiful,, he does wear make up,, he is so cute,, he has a g/f that is a slutbag,, but he is still so pretty everyone wonders if he is gay,, it's just how life goes,, he can be married have 8 kids and people will think he is too pretty to be straight,, it's the pretty face of a boy/man curse,,
    just let that be

  39. ellicious says – reply to this


    39

    how about Jes winning Rock of Love? LOVE HER!

  40. mothersuperior says – reply to this


    40

    Perez,
    Don't be such a bitch.
    Save the catty comments for the ones who really deserve them; if you become the new "Queen of Mean", attacking everyone, no one will want to play with you.

  41. this site sucks now!!!!! says – reply to this


    41

    This site sucks!!!!!

  42. she's beautiful says – reply to this


    42

    perez…if you weren't so queer, you'd love her too.

  43. Lily says – reply to this


    43

    Hey #27 Toxico!
    Go back to school dumb ass.

  44. too too mc goo goo says – reply to this


    44

    I think she is cute, and her glasses are cute, and it's nice that she is not being a whore like everyone else out there.

  45. angel hair says – reply to this