Welcome To The Neighborhood

No, this is not a scene out of a movie.

Channeling her lonely and accident-prone Bridget Jones character, a wet and soggy Renee Zellweger was caught stocking up on items at Bed Bath and Beyond and getting stuck in the rain trying to load them into her car this past weekend.

Alone in New Mexico as pre-production begins on her newest film Appaloosa, the single Zellweger seemed desperate to find comfort in her new surroundings.

A pillow wont replace the warmth of a body, honey. But a vibrator might make you feel happy!

Did you stop by the Pleasure Chest?

P.S. Nice glasses, granny.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 1, 2007 at 3:02 pm / Email this »

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Nanette says – reply to this

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Wow, am I really first?
ly says – reply to this

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renee is awesome!!
UKer says – reply to this

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oh perez single girls need to stick together honey.
lala says – reply to this

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1st
supbitches says – reply to this

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yikes. she makes me nervous
madmax says – reply to this

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Wow, imagine that she's still the ugliest woman alive!
J P says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES !!!
Geminat says – reply to this

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Her purchases weigh 5 times as much as she does

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miro says – reply to this

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second!
exhale says – reply to this

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YOU WERE GROSS…THERE'S A LOT OF YOUR GROSS NAKED PICTURES WITH YOUR BIG BIG HEAD…LOL
kim says – reply to this

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first!
Tish says – reply to this

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First? She needs to get rid of that sourpuss look that is always on her face.
fbnghg says – reply to this

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not first
exhale says – reply to this

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YOU ARE GROSS….YOU ARE FAT…
YOU WERE SKINNY AND HAD A BIIIIIG HEAD.
Bree in Toronto says – reply to this

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Yes Nanette you are - Wow. HUGE accomplishment.
M says – reply to this

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this is interesting because…..?
123 says – reply to this

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second?
kate says – reply to this

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What friggin' legitimate purpose could a human being have for puchasing so many pillows — especially while out of town??
td says – reply to this

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PEREZ,YOU ARE A NASTY,MEAN EVIL SICK POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.
Mariana says – reply to this

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I guess was just another day shopping!!! ahahahaha
Snora says – reply to this

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i can't stand her, don't even see why she is famous…nothing attractive about her whatsoever.
Tom Pryor says – reply to this

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Okay Perez, meanness is only funny when it's smart. Meanness for the sake of meanness just makes you look small.

I like your site…but you need to either be funnier or less mean.
col says – reply to this

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i think it is. well done nanette.
lex says – reply to this

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WTF??? Can't someone purchase some pillows??
Myron Bunzgrabber says – reply to this

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A vibrator? Her humongous coochie requires a fire hydrant.
kate says – reply to this

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All losers who continue to waste space writing "first" are retards. All losers who continue to waste space WRITING "FIRST" ARE RETARDS. ALL LOSERS WHO CONTINUE TO WASTE SPACE WRITING 'FIRST" ARE RETARDS.
TOXICO says – reply to this

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YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? HAVE NOTHING BETTER THAT CALL BRITNEY WITHE TRASH, ZAC IS GAY, VANESSA IS A SLUT????

YOU ARE A WITHE TRAS.
YOU ARE GAY, UGLY, AND POOR.
YOU ARE A SLUT.

YOUUUUU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY….YOU ARE JUST A FAT GAY UGLY GUY.

YOU CAN SUCK THE DICK OF THOSE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD…
Clover says – reply to this

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Pereziebear
are you having your period?
you're being such a rag today
xoxoxo
clover
sarahbears says – reply to this

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wow thats alot of crap.
aj says – reply to this

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I really, very seriously, do not believe that is her.
DAmn I'm so so jealous says – reply to this

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Damnnnnnn I am so so jealous!!
I wish I was rich enough to go hog-wild in Bed Bath and Beyond
I would rent a u-haul and go there,, run around pointing at shit I don't even need and fill up that u-haul go home and just role around in pillows and sheets and kitchen gadgets I would love to have!!!

k again,, I'm jealous,,
I need a sugardaddy or mama,,
hell I'm not picky
hehehee
peace out,,
jealous bitch here
g says – reply to this

32

why be mean to her? i don't get it.
lauren says – reply to this

33

a little harsh on this one, don't you think?
screw you perez says – reply to this

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Fuck You Perez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Renee is great !!!!!!!!!!!
Bring Back The Real Perez says – reply to this

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I know your busy,but whoever is filling in for you isn't doing a very good job. I miss my bitchy Perez…the new guy sucks.
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Oh Perez. I thought that was a homeless woman for a second. Don't take me the wrong way here. I'm not trying to make fun of homeless people here.
Surely, if you are going to shop at BED BATH AND BEYOND, you must be sporting a Carolina Herrera gown.
Do you think she used her 20% off coupon??
lucy says – reply to this

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lmaooo @ perez
Youpoor lil idiot says – reply to this

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Re: TOXICO –
umm hey Toxico

Perez has alot of money, he is gay, so he loves to suck a dick anyhow,,
Vanessa is a slut,, she took nude pix and sent them about,, so ,, therefore she is a slut and fame whore, hell she is probably the one that leaked her own pix
Britney is a dugged up whore of a used up washed up ol puss of an x non-singing poptart who should just move to a cave and live out the rest of her pathetic days on crack
BTW Britney Spears is white trash, she was born and raised WHITE TRASH
Perez is cuban I do believe, therefore he is not WHITE TRASH is you want to diss him,, call him a WETBACK you idiot
however I love Perez,, I would never call him a wetback *lovez Perez*
so,, what have we learned here??
cubans are not white trash,, yet hillbillys from the south that are on crack and such and drive around with their babies on their laps,, oh and do not drive legally without the ability to get a drivers lic. and ,, walks into public toilets barefoot k,, that is white trash defined to the T
ZAC is pretty,, therefore people will always question his gayness,, he is just flat out beautiful,, he does wear make up,, he is so cute,, he has a g/f that is a slutbag,, but he is still so pretty everyone wonders if he is gay,, it's just how life goes,, he can be married have 8 kids and people will think he is too pretty to be straight,, it's the pretty face of a boy/man curse,,
just let that be
ellicious says – reply to this

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how about Jes winning Rock of Love? LOVE HER!
mothersuperior says – reply to this

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Perez,
Don't be such a bitch.
Save the catty comments for the ones who really deserve them; if you become the new "Queen of Mean", attacking everyone, no one will want to play with you.
this site sucks now!!!!! says – reply to this

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This site sucks!!!!!
she's beautiful says – reply to this

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perez…if you weren't so queer, you'd love her too.
Lily says – reply to this

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Hey #27 Toxico!
Go back to school dumb ass.
too too mc goo goo says – reply to this

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I think she is cute, and her glasses are cute, and it's nice that she is not being a whore like everyone else out there.
angel hair says – reply to this

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why are you so nasty?
Luvergrrl says – reply to this

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Why are you being so mean to Renee? she's always been in the good light it seems so why are you being so harsh on her???
jodi says – reply to this

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Perez you are starting to be way way way tooooooooooooo judgemental. It's not so fun to read when it's mean for no reason.
ToGoforTheSnatch says – reply to this

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Renee is a class act. She is doing a great job on set. She will be flying to NYC on Wednesday for the Genre Magazine party, and is flying coach - so cool.
FromWA says – reply to this

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I don't think Perez is writing some of these 'entries' because the writing style is more caustic, like a snipey, bitter gay man. I don't think Perez has time to post a lot of entries anymore.
skg says – reply to this

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Dickhead was more intent on getting a photo than giving a hand. Prick.
Pantalaimon says – reply to this

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Mario, quit being so mean! Damn. You need to go to church or something.
Juicy says – reply to this

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I think she is nice and normal. You are jealous because you don't make movies, you just make a fool of yourself. PEREZ, YOU NEED TO RESET YOUR COMPASS BECAUSE ITS POINTING YOU TOWARDS BECOMING A LOSER!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
AnyKnockoff says – reply to this

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SHE IS TAKING THE F*CKED UP EXPRESS TO FREAKVILLE!
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AnyKnockoff says – reply to this

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AnyKnockoff says – reply to this

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Pootie says – reply to this

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Rennee is gorgeous, sweet, kind, intelligent, and a very talented actress! You rock Renee!!!! Also people tell me I look like her (younger version) very day which makes me like her more !!!
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Man, shut the fuck up already, Perez. You're such a waste of sperm, egg, and oxygen.
puss says – reply to this

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Only a plus-sized loser like you could turn pillow shopping into something so shameful and embarrassing.
treelady says – reply to this

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It doesnt even look like her. You sure thats her? If it is her,good for her that she did her own shopping. More power to her that she didnt send peons to do her work for her. Oh, and how do you know she needs a vibrator? Do you hide in her bedroom?
calGAL_69 says – reply to this

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"seem'd desperate"…..your such an ass mario……….
Comments like that only provoke gay hate - so STFU!!!

what?? - is she to have a dump like place like yours - where I hear SQUALLOR and BLAND RULE???

(too bad it' ain't food in that wagon…….eat something rz - please.!!)
MYRON BUNZGRABBER IS BACK FROM A VACATION IN THE TROPICS BIYATCHES!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Cassandra – Hey if Bridget Jones needs a fire hydrant in her twat you need to slide down a TELEPHONE POLE to feel any sensation in your ROTTED OUT CRAB-RIDDEN NETHER REGION you nasty ass SKANK-A-ZOID!!! And while on the subject of eggs, BEAT IT BITCH!!!!
yesyesyes says – reply to this

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Yes, a pillow (or four) does replace the warmth of a body.
Don't knock it, Perez.
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: Nanette – Yes, Nanette. Experience the joy that is …. first!
Jess says – reply to this

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On the BBB bag at the top it looks as if the bag says "old" instead of "Bed". There is something to be said for the character Bridgette embodied in our Renee and a bag that declares "Old!" I'm just saying….
Helen Cates says – reply to this

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Renee is a horrible actress…her films make ZERO dollars
and a equally horrible girlfriend
every guy she dates is horrified by her herpes infested coochie and her sour puss with those half open eyes
if there was ever any person who deserved to be famous less than Renee, I cannot think who that would be…
Perez…you nailed this one…too bad poor little Renee can't get nailed…poor thing…
Helen
reneesuperfan says – reply to this

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be nice perez! renee is adorable. she's insanely talented, brilliant and humble. she can do no wrong!!
jess says – reply to this

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there's nothin wrong with pillows! haha i love pillows too!

haha if i was as rich as Rene i'd have a whole room in my house just filled with pillows to go lay on top of! haha that'd be awesome… a pillow room!

anyways, i think she looks WAY BETTER with some meat on her! she looks GREAT in just sweats and sneakers.
rom says – reply to this

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Hey thats Santa Fe NM, that where I live. You know Albuquerque, Santa Fe, New Mexico are getting big in move production, a large production company is opening in Albquerque.
GroceriesinMyAss says – reply to this

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She is so sweet.
poppy says – reply to this

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At least she can afford housewares unlike you, ya fat fuck. Your "world exclusive" telephone interview with Michael Lohan was in an empty room.

Still paying your lawyers to fight your numerous lawsuits, PigBoy?
Stuart says – reply to this

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Not her best on-camera moment.
camaguey says – reply to this

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Thank you, sweet Perecito, for not giving us a close-up picture of this woman's FACE! Please, thank you!!! Thank you!!! Thank you.
PickLES says – reply to this

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bitch is plastic.
3 minutes, 11 seconds left. says – reply to this

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What a load of sexist tosh.
A woman isn't complete until she has a man?
Why the need to take the single and lonely angle?
KISS MY GRITS PEREZ.
Enjoy your
FU Perez says – reply to this

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Perez, your such a cunt.
Anne says – reply to this

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I love Renee, she can do no wrong in my eyes Come on now, Perez! Have a heart.
girl4 says – reply to this

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Pleasure Chest? Please, girl goes to Babeland.
standin says – reply to this

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Re: FromWA – That's what I'd been saying. The writing styles vary from 'tame and lame' to 'bitchy and caustic.' I think he's hired two people to help post: the former is a boring, white woman, and the second a bitter gay man!
madam pince says – reply to this

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So buying bedding makes her lonely & desperate to find comfort? Oh, I thought it was fat green-haired guys pathetically begging for reality show votes on a gossip blog.
tommy says – reply to this

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whats the deal with you guys you make fun of everyone that could buy and sell your whole family with pennies grow up journalists??????? mmmmm jealous yessss
me says – reply to this

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aww… I like Renee. She should have called me. I would have gone shopping her!
Sara says – reply to this

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I dont really care about the article.. just wanna wright something…..

Thats all……..

when does the next bridget movie comes???
fraud says – reply to this

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BRING BACK MARIO!!!!!!!
Joseph says – reply to this

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Who cares if you're first?
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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Renee got that nice-girl-next-door look which attracts a lot of men except queers like Perez.
I certainly would…
lulu says – reply to this

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is it just me, or does renee's face look slightly piglike in all her pictures?
she is a talented actress though, shes skinny, and not screwing around like the others in hollywood. i cant believe taking something like pillows can be turned into such a mean comment. turn it down a notch, perez.
CHRIS says – reply to this

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ok dumbass perez leave her alone that soo wrong plus she is dating sir paul jerkoff loser
Jon says – reply to this

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Nothing wrong with being single, motherfucker. Who has been keeping your whale ass company in bed? Nofuckingbody, so shut the fuck up-you jealous, fat cunt.
katytxgirl says – reply to this

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nice to see a girl from Katy, Texas doing so well. good for her. leave her alone, perez.
venusian says – reply to this

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Wow…did no one want to help the poor girl out to her car? That completely sucks!
mia says – reply to this

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Renee is class. If you know anything about bedding, it's no wonder she prefers new instead of bedbugs, dust mites, and other people's odors. If this is all you have to follow, you need to find a new job. Jiminy crickets!!!!!
Sheena says – reply to this

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Hey now~ Renee is faby…We all have these moments~ but shit is she having a hookah party on the floor??
pussinboots says – reply to this

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I hope Renee DID stop at the Pleasure Chest and bought the biggest butt plug she could carry and RAMS it into your fat sphincter-like mouth, PEREZ!!! Anything to stop you from talking….OR eating!
comixfan says – reply to this

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fuck! perez… give a chika a fuking chance…. she's still fuking hot!in my book

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Criss Angel Is Recorded Threatening To Knock Out His Producer!

Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

“I wanted him to know how demeaning he was. I created 50-60 percent of the magic for ‘Mindfreak.' I have no reason to do anything vindictively but I draw the line on violence.”

Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!