Britney Issued Her Drivers License

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1. Lara says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   You suck Perez.

2. Tania says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   LOL FIRST?

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   HAHA..very funny

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   HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it! NOW IF SHE'D JUST DRIVE OFF THAT CLIFF….

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   hot

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   thats hilarious…freaking funny

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   L M A O
   just perfect !!!1

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   Hair: none

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   Now she can scare
   the H E double toothpicks out of everyone
   while aiming a car!

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    Ha first! That's halarious

11. ur evil says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg

12. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is what happens when you are on Extasy and take your DL picture. Maybe a little Meth was on the menu too. She is a mess. Thank god the kids are out of her hands. Not sure they went to a better home but we will soon find out because all media will be on KF so we will know just as soon as he fucks up too. Why the F is Britney's mother not stepping up??? What a GRANDmother.

13. DUANE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    britney you suck! first!

14. laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    idiot ………..

15. Ed says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez I'm feeling your frustration and that is FUNNY!

16. michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha good one

17. funny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL unfitey

18. lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

19. rad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHHAHA

20. lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

21. woohoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st

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    first!

23. patrick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first!
    luvsit

24. ITS ME BITCHES says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first bitches…… and perez you are too funny…this is hilarious…thanks for the laugh love ya

25. P-Y says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First
    When did this site start being All Brit ALL the time???
    U suck Mario

26. sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY

27. mss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BRILLIANT

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    first! F*cking hysterical!

29. Julie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, what do you have to be frustrated and disappointed about? It's not like her behavior has anything to do with you, dude.

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    first! i hope!

31. holly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Like it will happen. She cares?

32. MOMMY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YOU MADE MY DAY! THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING, ALMOST, EVER!!!!!!!

33. Rachel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Funny.. and first.

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    hahahahahaahhahaah!!!! this made my day!!!!

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    lmao @ the 5'2" 145 lbs! LOL fat bitch!

36. WTF says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is wrong on just so many levels - but extremely funny.

37. sandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i knew this would happen when she started dating K-Fed. Train wreck waiting to happen. I thought to myself: "she will unravel in front of America and we will all see her come undone"!

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    SUCK IT, PEREZ
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    you have to admit she does have perfect teeth either way. i hope shes not doing crystal meth that would be really sad and i think its really poor taste you put the pictures of her kids crying when shes buckling them in. its the cameras that make them cry, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

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    SUCK IT, PEREZ
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    SUCK IT, PEREZ!

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    While I agree that she maliciously disobeyed the law, I think this is going to far. But I always wonder why do people like Brittney, Paris etc.. insist on driving drunk or without a lisence when they can afford to have someone drive them around every minute of the day. Why even be caught behind the wheel of a car? If you want to get drunk, go ahead just dont drive and have someone else do it for you!

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    Re: jade – FUCK YOU I'M 5'2 AND 140 AM I FAT NO YOU DUMB BITCH

43. zuzu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that's really funny!!!
    i can't wait to see her id card )

44. Adorable Mistakes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Class: None

    ….Nice!

45. ShinD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL!

46. SODOMY IS ILLEGAL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was soooo funny. I was eating cereal and practically spit it out laughing. Eyes: brown and blu…… address, Hyde….. hahaha. See, now that's funny. Without your spin to it….

47. Natalie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cocaine is one hell of a drug

48. Bill Abong says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, you really need to move on. You are showing psychotic, unhealthy behavior.

    Eventually, you will also have your downfall. I ask you, would you want everyone to harp on your during your darkest hour?

    Give it up already. Its becoming quite boring, especially since there are a million other things to write about.

49. dixiegirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOVES IT!

50. robin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Your pissed because it looks BETTER than your I.D. ??? Pussy…

51. miss Libra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahhahahahah

52. Patrick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What is the problem with you M. Perez Hilton ? Are you jealous of her ? You must know something, everybody on the internet is making fun of you, you are the new Chris Crocker but in worst.

53. Amber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ok, that is freakin' hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

54. Chris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    IDIOT, NOT FUNNY GET OVER IT PEREZ, YOU ARE SO STUPID.

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    sometimes P-NASTY YOU REALLY DO MAKE ME SICK… THIS FUCKIN STUPID BITCH REALLY DOES NEED HELP AND BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHE IS NEVER GOING TO GET IT EVERYONE IS THRIVIN ON THE FACT THAT SHE IS A FUCK UP… SHE LOST HER KIDS AND NOW LOOK AT HER SHE REALLY IS ONE HOT MESS AND THE SAD FACT IS SHE REALLY DOES NOT EVEN CARE… WHAT A DUMB CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE YOU P-SUCK-ASS

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    Haha no class.

57. Brit Brit Y'all says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Party 24/7 Outstanding!!! the whole thing.

58. sanne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what the fuck do ya'll mean with ; first?!
    why is everyone saying that?

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    Re: sherry – Why do you dumbasses come on this site if you don't like what Perez has to say??? Find another website to defend that trainwreck, DON'T COME ONTO THIS ONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!! Duh..

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    UNFITNEY WILL CARE WE WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS CARING ABOUT HER…………….SO LET'S NOT EVEN SPEAK THE NAME….WHEN ANYONE SEES ACT LIKE SHE IS JUST NO ONE…………… HER FANS PUT HERE WHERE SHE IS NOW LETS TAKE HER DOWN……………….SHE DOESN'T DESERVE SHYTTTTT!!!!!!

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    LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish i could do something like that on my License! PEREZ UR FUCKIN FUNNY!!!! thanks for the laugh

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    We are not obsessed. You, Perez, are obsessed with Britney. You are also obsessed with pictures of you and self promotion. Most of come visit this site to see pictures of celebrities and some gossip. Not to see pictures of you nor your constant harrassment of Britney. I miss the eye on your masthead. Drawing of you is insipid.

63. rebecca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz,
    i need some Tr@Vi$ Barker
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    i need some Tr@Vi$
    Thank you,
    Rebecca

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    Re: Bill Abong – IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE SAYS, WHY DO YOU VISIT HIS SITE??? YOU'RE READING IT THE SAME AS US, HYPOCRITE. GO FIND ANOTHER SITE TO DEFEND THAT has-been!

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    Re: Bill Abong – IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE SAYS, WHY DO YOU VISIT HIS SITE??? YOU'RE READING IT THE SAME AS US, HYPOCRITE. GO FIND ANOTHER SITE TO DEFEND THAT has-been!

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    OMG! That is too funny! Love the two different colored eyes and the cheetos backround on the picture…

67. Keith says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Isn't there another celebrity you can focus on besides Britney? Everybody and their mother seems to be commenting on her. Find someone else interesting to read about.

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    Perez u always have to kil it and go 2 far wen it becomes totali not funny :l .. let it go your so obsesed with the woman ..i supose u got nothin better 2 do u fat useles unwanted trolop at least ppl respect theway she makes money..get a job mate u Loser. I can never run out of insults 4 u .. luk at u ..fat ugly mess.

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    The funniest fucking part of all of this is reading the messages from you PATHETIC Britney lovers. SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD and HIGHLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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    that's good!

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    honey you are fabulous - but you getting way too obsessed with Britney! show more pics of wentworth. he's a fox.

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    PEREZ.
    WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED/
    IS IT BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE AN EMOTIONAL LIFE OF YOUR OWN? NO LOVE?
    ITS SO SAD TO SEE A GROWN MAN WHO IS SO FOCUSED ON THE HARD TIMES OF A YOUNG WOMEN AND HER FAMILY.
    FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE PEREZ - YOULL BE HAPPIER

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    Its almost like we hope and pray she commits suicide…. Her kids and this world would be better off without her!

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    bahahahahahha. The cheetos logo in the middle is the best. Brit Brit Y'all bahahahaha.

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    Perez get a life…I know you can't because of how you are as a person and the fact that your looks reflect that inner ugliness, but get over it. You're a useless pathetic waste of a life…what good do you do? At least Britney donates millions to charities and has foundations in her name. What GOOD do you do? She's going through a rough time and you jump on the bandwagon in antogonizing her about every little thing. You have a horrible pathetic existence…try being more like the person you idolize, Angelina Jolie. Do you see her writing disparaging comments on people and basically tearing them down??? NO. She's a UN Ambassador and she adopts children from all over the world. She has talent and beauty and grace that you will never have.

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    Ugly, Fat, Unwanted, useless, dumb, Oaf.
    Ur a loser with no job get a life.

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    That is so funny!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….

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    haha..No

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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    Will you stop obsessing over Britney lesbo-ho Spears! You fat retarded loser! Get a life

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    Resp….justme
    Why do you dumbasses come on this site if you don’t like what Perez has to say??? Find another website to defend that trainwreck, DON’T COME ONTO THIS ONE IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT!!!! Duh..

    Because we hope that his gone have a little bit… of heart…
    but I guest no! Dumbasses

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    why can u not drop Britney . she is human . let her be !!

84. chicana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'm so over hearing about this stupid chick…please stop talking about her!!

85. Megan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHHAHA.. That is great!

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    "Class: None Eyes: Brown&BLU"
    and the blue Cheetos back-drop behind her, omg…
    that is funny, funny stuff.

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    LOL. Perez, you are such a silly billy. I love how Britney has a strong resemblance to you in this picture.
    This is funny.

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    Perez, you are a GOD!

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    hahahah. I love this shit

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    not funny so why bother.
    she's a mess but her single is still #1 on i-tunes. damn i love her.

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    I think she is suffering from PPD. Lets hope you're not the last one laughing when she kills herself.

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    Frustrated and disappointed is right! Love the Cheetos background.

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    i heat you perez hilton!! you suck!!! you now what?? britney is the best!!! and you are gay and obsessed and very ugly!!! you are very stupid!!

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    haha cute

95. funny shit, p says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lmao

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    loooool thats so funny hahaha giggelse

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    Re: Shaki – 'his gone have'???? I didn't know they had computers in the ghetto-I didn't think your government check would pay for that! Speak English, not Ebonics.

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    Yes we are still all obsesed ! why???? because we like to see somebody that had everything eat the dirt like it happens to us??? I'm starting to think that….

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    luv the class: non loooool

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     FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!