Britney Issued Her Drivers License

Filed under: Britney Spears

Ha! We all need to laugh.

We're tired of being frustrated and disappointed in this mess.

But we're still obsessed!

[Image via Pretty On The Outside.]

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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JESUS!! says – reply to this

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Re: whatever brit-tards… –

Oh here we go…the age old, "I've got no imagination or original though" argument of "you. are. a. hypocrite."

Dude, get fucking clue and only open your teeny mouth when you have something different to say.
Princess Mags says – reply to this

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She should have "Hot mess" written on her drivers license.
omg says – reply to this

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omg, perez that is fucked up. you're fat.
salacioussam says – reply to this

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! D'I MEAN IT! *gag* Will this get me my own TV show???
jabberwocky says – reply to this

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I needed a good laugh, and that CADL sure did it!
Maggie says – reply to this

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-Hair:?
That made me laugh out loud for reallll.
marie says – reply to this

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NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!! LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
julia says – reply to this

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DAMN thats funny :]

but you HAVE to admit- her new song is HOTT
jony says – reply to this

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perez…for being such a jankey fatass urself you sure do make fun of people a lot. i hope ur doing abs right now cause i barley watch u rap but seeing ur lard jiggle on tv is even harder
Jamie M. says – reply to this

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Thanks for the lol's Perez. But this bitch really fucking disgust me. She should get her shit together, and at least try to be a functioning member of society now, because that's pretty much what she could do at most…Her career is OVER. If the trainwreck of a performance at the VMA's didn't finalize that…then her impending album flop certainly should. I hope her kids don't end up crazy. If you would have told me a year and a half ago that K-Fed would look like father of the year, I would have laughed. Fuck Britney.
LMBAO says – reply to this

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LMBAO! I am stealing that image.
Perezismiamour! says – reply to this

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It's Britney Bitch!
LMFAO this is hilarious!
burp says – reply to this

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THIS HAS GOT THE BE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
erin says – reply to this

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LEAVE HER ALONE LOL
katie says – reply to this

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funniest thing i have ever seen…
Alaina says – reply to this

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hahahahahah, love this shit, hell I know some bars that would still let her in
Sammielynn says – reply to this

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Fuck…I got a good laugh. Thanks, Perez.
God says – reply to this

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Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Luke 6:37
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged.

Romans 2:1
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

James 4:12
Who art thou that judgest another?
Donnna says – reply to this

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I very rarely burst out laughing, so thanks.
darkangelmaxx says – reply to this

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Britney IS 5'2", Performers often exaggerate their height by a couple of inches. It's common practice in show business to lie about your height by adding a couple of inches and shaving off a few pounds. Ah - the fakeness of Hollyweird.
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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That is so flippin funny.
brandon says – reply to this

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YOUR A FREAKIN' IDIOT. LEAVE HER ALONE…..GO PICK ON YOUR STUPID BITCH PARIS, SHE NEEDS ATTENTION!!!
kara says – reply to this

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It should read "Britney Piece of Shit Spears!"
tara says – reply to this

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I agree she should just do everyone a favor an drive off a cliff!
beck says – reply to this

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you're too gay for your own good. britney is better than you. face it already.
Asibi Ghana(Africa) says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton, U are Really DARK. I guess the SUMMARY of ur actions(towards Britney) is JEALOUSLY. U fugly lowlife asshole. Go on ,continue to lick Paris' ass,DIMBO peabrain
princessmoody says – reply to this

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I THINK THE BRITNEY COMMENTS ARE GETTING OLD. MOVE ON NOW. IM GETTING BORED..
jeb says – reply to this

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Re: God – amen. thank you. i hope perez reads this.
whatever brit-tards.. says – reply to this

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Re: JESUS!! –
you asked for that response… dude!
heidi says – reply to this

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I'm so over britney it's not even funny. Seriously. She's a hot mess, blah blah. Let's move on.
JESUS!! says – reply to this

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Re: whatever brit-tards.. –

yes, of course. I asked for an illiterate dipshit who doesn't even understand the meaning of the word to call me a hypocrite.

Dense, dense, dense.
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Fallon Arenaz says – reply to this

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tori says – reply to this

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that is fucking hilarious