Britney's New Nickname
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Why Did Britney Lose Her Kids????
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
sweet!
hahahahahahaah hilarious
LOVE IT!!
first?
1st?
sheesh
How about Clitney
First! It is so sad and about time!
haha, best nickname yet!
love it
Honestly, I don't think she wanted those kids anymore. Who would hand over their kids two days early when she didn't have to? She used her own children for publicity and that's just awful. BritBot really has hit rock bottom and hopefully now she will get the help she needs.
..lol.. yeah that's sorta funny btu getting boring now. I wonder when America will get over her the rest of us are already!
that is fucking hilarious!1
I am by no means a supporter of Britney - professional or personal. But I think this would be a great time to examine the parental habits - or lack ther of other celebrities such as, ur Diddy. How many time have we seen him with his 4-5-6 (I can't keep track) kids? I think the judge did the right thing by removing those poor boys from Britney but how about shedding light on the hideous parental habits of some other celebrities?!
poor thing! she can't ever get a break. Thats wrong
You need to design a "COMMIT BRITNEY" shirt, proceeds going to continuing coverage of her very public breakdown. It takes 2 people to commit someone for a 72-hour pyschiatric evaluation…there are hundreds of thousands of us watching and doing nothing!! She's become the village idiot… (Can i get the first shirt? My idea??…)
About time that train wreck loses her kids!
She has her priorities and they clearly don't involve Tatertot & Small Fry
that is freakin hillarious
damn if she was not alive then which celeb would fill this site???
PLEASE LEAVE BRITNEY IN PEACE….i want to see you in her position! For Britney this a hard period…STOP WITH THEESE STUPID POST!!!
SHE DOESNT CARE IT WAS HER PLAN THE WHOLE TIME. SHE IS SUCH TRASH. I FEEL BAD FOR THOSE POOR KIDS. SHE NEEDS TO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. THOSE KIDS WERE A BURDEN ON HER, I HOPE SHE NEVER EVER GETS THEM BACK. TRASH WILL ALWAYS BE TRASH. MONEY DOESNT BUY CLASS. TRASHY BITCH
Perfect!
I have to get the paper.
lolz!
haha awesome.
those kids are doomed either way…. but I really hope maybe this will knock some sense into britney… probably not, but I hope.
first!!! Myra rules!!!
rude,
how can ne1 loosing their kids be so funny, what about them poor kids who are going through this. no one really knows why britney has lost the plot. and until u have been in that situation how can ne of us judge her
Sweet!
Perez… you suck… enough about britney!
can't find enough content???
hahahhah
Unfitney!! HA!! That IS a good one, but, HEARTBREAK?? Yeah, that's why she was so quick to hand them over! Or, maybe she's just in denial, and thinks she's gonna get them back..
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh thats sure to hit home.
Kids taken away , if that does not break some one into tiny peices then I dont know what kind of animal they are.
Its really awful to say and I hope it does not happen, but I think she might try and do something stupid you know Perez
SHE'S NOT HEARTBROKEN!!! SHE WANTED THIS!!! WHY ELSE WOULD SHE IGNORE ALL THE JUDGES ORDERS? ANY OTHER MOTHER THAT WANTS HER BABIES WOULD HAVE MADE SURE ALL WAS RIGHT IN ORDER TO MAINTAINE CUSTODY!!!
i fell so sorry for her, sad!
poor kids
they should be given for adoption
hahaha, awesome.
You people rejoicing over this make me sick–who the hell is Perez or any of you to condemn her? are you all so perfect?
SHES NOT GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME SHE DOESNT CARE. SHE WENT TANNING YESTERDAY AND GAVE UP HER KIDS AHEAD OF TIME. SHE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT. SO I DONT THINK ANYONE SHOULD DEFEND HER AND SAY SHE GOING THROUGH IT. GET FACTS STRAIGHT!
Like K.Fed is the world's greatest dad. Do we suppose he's not a regular druggie? Didn't he abandon his girlfriend when she was seven months pregnant? Let's hope he hires staff to take care of his kids and stays away from them. The poor little things.
I feel sick at what those two little boys are going through.
hahahaha i love it
Re: Clarise – HOW COULD YOUI FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER KIDS AND PUT THEM IN DANGER. HOW COULD YOU?
btw, is that supposed to be isiah washington? or am i missing something? cuz it's not him if it's supposed to be hah
Ey Perez
have you ever considered that when Brit's sons are grown up they are going to come after you for you trashing and stalking their mum.
YOU'RE a STALKER !!!!
Also - you're jealous that Brit is a musical ICON whereas you are a amateur raper in green PJs.
You suck!
Paris - You can also use my new fragrance for ganarroha
i think everyone is on her case, i wonder how perfect everyone's life will seem if everything they do is scrutinzed and looked at from a microscope! come on! no one is perfect, and i think all you haters ar just jealous (of what i have no clue - maybe her adorable kids, who are deff not mistakes) get in check with ypur own lives ppl, before you start judging others! oh i'm sure everyone is a saint here!
i think everyone is on her case, i wonder how perfect everyone's life will seem if everything they do is scrutinzed and looked at from a microscope! come on! no one is perfect, and i think all you haters ar just jealous (of what i have no clue - maybe her adorable kids, who are deff not mistakes) get in check with ypur own lives ppl, before you start judging others! oh i'm sure everyone is a saint here! serioulsy!
i have 2 kids that are 4yrs apart and i'm single….it is not a walk in the park people…..if they media would stay away she might not have so many issues….it's a tough world out there….give her a break.
SHE'S BEYOND A HOT MESS. THESE KIDS MIGHT STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVAL OUT OF HER HANDS. AT LEAST KEVIN CARES ENOUGH ABOUT HIS MEAL TICKETS TO NOT ENDANGER THEM OR NEGLECT THEM.
It's Unfitney, Bitch! HAhahahaaha, ….on a serious note, let's hang our heads, exhale, shake it side to side, look up, roll your eyes, repeat. You don't want to get cramps reading the blogs do we?
Ey Perez
you're making a living from harassing and stalking people. Yoou are so doomed, girl.
Karma is going to get y'all
kfed is a loser and past drug abuser with no talent/skills, so him having the kids isn't better for anyone, i can't warn women enough to atleast date a guy for a couple years before you get married have kids etc. so you can see what their like, brit is alot better of a parent and can provide for this kids better than half of america's parents half of which are on welfare i bet and no one is knocking on their doors taking their kids. half of the time
Dion's first!!!! Yahoooooooooo!
so its true…Americans care more about Celebrity news than their country hitting the rocks because of their BRILLIANT president mr retard and his party.
GOOOOD GOING!
#48 ilona,
we're not all saints but we're smart enough to act like asshats behind closed doors. this whore seeks out the paparazzi on a DAILY basis so she has no defense to being under a microscope. if she had any class, she would take her ass home and stay in doors. she would hire the necessary staff to help her (in house) get better and earn custody of her kids back. but her priority is drugs and partying.
sorry the sympathy well has run dry
bah cruel, leave here alone. its not something to joke about
Please Perez!! When will you give her a break?? it just so pathetic when you just write a bunch of crap of her! Is Britney unfit perez?, really?? I think she`s quite normal actually! I love Britney and will never give up on her.. And seriously I dont think you would either… I mean, people wanna hear abot her and we´ll always do!! except all the shit you write about Britney I really enjoy visit you website like five times daily=) Take care now and get a haircut and color maybe?? haha,Hugs from the swedish hairdresser Vicky
Re: ilona – looking at her life from saturn would still looks just as ridiculous, her kids clearly were mistakes, and if they weren't at the time, they clearly are now cuz she didn't even care enough to comply with the judges orders.. she knew what she was doing. … and no, not everyone is a saint, but it's really not that hard to give two children a stable, loving home. i have no sympathy for her (even if she's SEVERELY mentally ill, by now, she knows what she's doing), i do feel INCREDIBLY bad for little tater tot and small fry, but NO ONE should feel bad for her, she did this completely to herself (with the help of hollywood and kfed who fucked up her life)
… people should stop defending britney, anyone with the slightest bit of intelligence can see that she clearly has a drug and alcohol addiction that she refuses to take control over, and that her kids SHOULD have been taken away months ago.
i think everyone is on her case, i wonder how perfect everyone's life will seem if everything they do is scrutinzed and looked at from a microscope! come on! no one is perfect, and i think all you haters ar just jealous (of what i have no clue - maybe her adorable kids, who are deff not mistakes) get in check with ypur own lives ppl, before you start judging others! oh i'm sure everyone is a saint here! serioulsy!
and i agree with someone who posted before me, about other celebrities, kate moss is a junky and she still gets to keep her kid! no one scrutinizes her! or the other celbs and how they take care of their kids…
Absoulutely luv the new name
I have Apic for you Perez
Yes, I agree she isn't a good mother…but what different is Kevin?He's just as bad with HIS drinking,drugging,partying and sleeping around,too! NEITHER of them are what you'd call good parents! Nevertheless, I still feel sorry for her; she's lost everything now and I wouldn't be surprised to see she commits suicide any time soon.Now with her kids gone, she has nothing left anymore.It's sad regardless.
Perfect! I love it!!!
Ey Perez
you're doomed - you're plane is going to crash sooner than later. The amount of evel that you have spread is going to be reflected in space and project back onto you causing you tremendous suffering - such as you created.
Get a grip and change you're direction. iT'S NOT TOO LATE.
YOU SPREAD HATE AND REDICULE BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF - MAKES SENSE - CECK INTO TO SELF HATE REHAB.
lOVE pARIS
I think its sad to see someone that MESSED up made fun of.
Shes obviously mentally ill.
Its just not funny.
We have another Anna Nicole about to happen.
Someone do something.
Perez you have power, help her out.
U seem to know everybody.
U want blood on your hands?
I think not.
If this happen to a famous man, you fuckers would think it wasn't a big deal! This is bs! Fuck you haters!
um lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
um lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
it's 100% true and funny as shit.
Yo Perez
also I am going to talk to my lawyers to revoke you the right to use my name for this sick website - I can no longer watch you write shiz about my friends.
Besides - the agreement was to only write good stuff about me - what about this this shiz about me and the letterman show.
Love you'all
Paris
Are you going to feel good about yourself if she kills herself Perez? What if this was someone in your family? It isn't funny, those poor babies! She needs help, none of us know what it feels like to be exploited our ENTIRE lives by the people closest to us! You might be crazy too!
Re: ilona – it doesn't take a microscope to see what she's doing to those kids. any NORMAL person in that situation would have had their kids taken away months ago, it is because of her celebrity that she still even had them. so it's not because of her celebrity that her life is being so heavily scrutinized, it's because her life is actually a mess, whether shes a celeb or not. and it's because shes a celeb she even still had her kids.
oh k-fed definitely is not that much better of a parent from what i can see, but pretty much anyone would be better than britney… i am really sad though that she went so insane, i miss the old britney
Okay - so I'm starting to wonder if Schiztney is trying to do a modern day imitation of Madonna in the 90's when she did her book "Sex" and her movie "Truth or Dare". However, Schiztney is totally missing the mark here. First, Madonna is the QUEEN of all QUEENS and as shocking as her book and movie were she knew exactly what she was doing. There was thought and reason and intent involved, and she managed to make herself even bigger than she already was. Second, Madonna (because we all know how protective she is) would NEVER, NEVER make a mockery of her kids and put them in harms way just to keep herself in the headlines. Wonder if Madonna is still a Schiztney fan?
oh my goodness!!
haha
excellent name
Maybe this will wake her ass up?
I have to admit though, the courts wouldn't have done this unless something pretty bad happened. I seriously believe she is mental. I have never bought any of her "music" and I don't condone her crazy behavior, especially when her kids are involved, but clearly this girl needs help. Talking trash about her is not going to help anything, she is not reading our words and heeding our advice as a public. Hopefully this will be what makes her seek help.
Perez, if you think calling her out and picking on someone with mental problems is ok, that's yours to deal with, it's how you make a living. I dunno, I am just tired I guess of reading about her b/c I truly believe she is mentally unstable. I don't think she is just partying and drinking for "fun" it just seems way more serious than that.
I think she's a loser too, but just cannot pick on her anymore. Maybe if we gave her less attention, that too would help her get her shit straight. I don't know, just thinking and typing here. Sorry for being so sane, I know this isn't the site for that.
She went tanning right after she dropped her kids off, 2 DAYS EARLY !! She was more upset when she was told she didnt have a valid license than when she gave her children up !! something is seriously wrong here, she has to be on some hard drugs..Drugs are the only thing that would make someone indifferent to this extreme
She wanted this to happen. It's beyond sad, but to think, even LOSING her kids, she hasn't hit rock bottom yet. When will she? And the judge was 100% right in taking them away. The only thing more disgusting than her behavior is the fact that her fans still defend her. Poor Britney, we'll love you even though you neglect, do drugs in front of, and act like a whore. I'm sorry, that's just beyond atrocious. Once you become a mom, you straighten your sorry a** out. Kids come first. Sarah Silverman was right.
Re: Paris –
WRONG}}}}}Perez iz not the only one reporting storiez, U fuck↓↓↓
When thoze boyz see her BIG PUZZY in so many picz..they will
go crazy..and kill her with a knife..mark & remember, bitchez↓↓↓
Re: ilona –
are you nuts?
I have 3 kids,, I would never use drugs!!!!
I don't even drink but maybe a cocktail on my birthday or on new years eve!
I hung up the mini skirts after having my first baby, some things are just not appropriate after you become a mother,, has nothing to do with money, fame, etc,,,, when you decide to become a mother ,,, you should act like one,, she is an embarrassment to her children,, it's so very sad!!
she seems to always put herself FIRST,, that is not how a mother should act,,
oh ,,
and it's not Perez fault that she acts this way
people should not say such mean things to Perez, he is just reporting the news like everyone else is,,
good lord you are crazy!!
Ey Perez
you've crossed the line many times with Brit - namely when you openly promoted " Take her kids". That's where you crossed from sarcasm to evil. Evil is like the mafia - it's not something you want to be associated with.
Love Paris
I brought this paper this morning… to keep myself busy on the train.. love the name! Still hate her…
Re: judge mathis is disappointed in this ho –
You speak the truth..they are now safe and happy away from
that ho.
Wow, she really needs help! Can we get on with someone else now?
thats just rude . get a life. u get way out of hand and cruel to that person. shame on u. thats just mean.
Re: JC – "Someone do something." Yeah, okay. Got any suggestions? How about we all go out to Malibu and knock on her door and plead with the silly bitch to put on her underpants and a different pair of boots and go out for a coffee and we can all just talk it over and tell her she needs to get help. Think that'll work?
Her family tried to help her. Kevin tried to help her. Her ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, tried to help her. The judge tried to help her. Face it: Britney doesn't WANT help. She thinks she doesn't need it. And until she wakes up to herself, she's not going to get any help, so there's nothing at all that anybody can do.
Yawn. I'm bored with all this now!! We all know she's gonna get them back anyway.
shut the fuck up
PEREZ YOUR MOSTHER IS THE WORST! COZ SHE ENDED UP HAVING A CHILD LIKE YOU! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING!
PEREZ KISSES HIS MOTHER WITH CUM STAINED LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MUST BE SOOO PROUD
HE IS A ONE EYED, FAT ASSED
FLYING PURPLE HAIRED
PETER EATER!!!!!!!!!!!
there's a whole bunch of reres who need to stop defending ole unfitney and stop reading trash sites if they don't want to see this stuff. as for those of us with more than two brain cells to rub together, why don't you let us "have peace" while we laugh about those brilliant headline writers for the daily news.
Haha, good one, Brava!
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perez is relentless in his hate for britney spears.
he is single-handidly trying to ruin her image and her career.
jen aniston
avril lavigne
kiki dunst
sienna miller
they better watch their backs too and pray that perez doesn't take aim at them.
he hates them already, so they better stay on his good side.
he will rip them to shreds and make them looks like morons.
just look what he did to britney
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Someone puh-leaze pull out a gun and kill her now. I can't wait until she pulls an Anna Nicole and OD's. What a piece of shit, she's probably happy that her kids got taken away from her so now she doesn't have to pretend to be a good mother. What a fucking waste.
HOW TO LOSE YOUR KIDS IN 2 WEEKS. Way to go Brit!! You blew off everyone that tried to help you. Blew off the wrong person this time. THE JUDGE. When your drugs and partying are more important then your children and you feel your above the law then these are the consequences.
Now I hope you get it together for the sake of those children. But as long as your FANATIC FANS turn a blind eye, I doubt it will happen anytime soon.
cool!
eww just saw that video of britneys kids crying because of the paps.. they need to respect the children
BWAHAAHHaahahhaa
props to "clitney" as well.
hahahahahaha
Re: hinura – Perfect?? NO but I don't blow off Judges and fail to follow orders. Get a clue. This is what happens when you think your above the law. Now go back to school and educated yourself. Your ignorance is showing.
Perez is only voicing what most people are thinking. It's only because Britney Spears has the money she does that she kept those kids this long. A person like her is actually quite dangerous. I don't know if she's an addict or a mental case. But something is clearly very wrong. There is a screw loose there. It's more than just a big ego, more than just a big checkbook. SOMETHING IS WRONG–drugs, alcohol, mental illness, or a low IQ. I don't even really think it's a low IQ–I know plenty of good parents who aren't necessarily rocket scientists. This girl is trouble trouble trouble, and it appears that most of Hollywood knows it. Can you name a single celebrity who will claim her as a friend? Does she have a single friend that she hasn't bought and paid for? It's scary when people think they don't have to play by the same rules as the rest of us. I just hope that Kevin recognizes that he is the best those kids have and that he behaves accordingly.