Britney's New Nickname
Filed under: Britney Spears
Thought up by the NY Daily News:
Unfitney
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Pretty brillz!
Why Did Britney Lose Her Kids????
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hey perez — can't you give the news a link? thanks pal!
You can always count on the NY's Daily News to come up with the best headlines! Haha! classic!
seriously get over yourself your arogant fat sun of a bitch . commit suicide, coz i no if god made me look like you . i would. fucking shithead
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WELL WELL WELL, DAWN finally HITs MARBLEHEAD.
WHO DO U THINK WAS THE DEALER WHO HOOKED HER ON THIS TOXIC SHIT.
KFED.
Why so surpriised - this drug is horrible.Everyone is subjext to getting hooked but using it just once. Get some compassion Mario.
GET HELP BRIT.
Come back and kick mario fat gasous ass.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy may i ask is BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS on the cover of the daily news when there is a WAR going on in the middle east? goes to show how stupid some people really are that a crackhead mother who tortures her poor kids lives is more important than the fact that were on the brink of world war 3
She feels no heartbreak, she handed her kids over 2 days early then went tanning and out that night!! No mother does that after losing her kids!! It's
clear she doesn't want them
Oh my god if someone followed me around with a camera all day, I am sure people would think I was an unfit mother. I may not smoke crack but a little doob would make me lose the pain. You try your best, but being a mother is so so hard. To be under a microscope is even harder. Where is Britney's mom by the way? MIA, no wonder, she doesn't know what to do. You don't force your child in to show business, taking her away from normal life and then abandon her when she cracks under the pressure. She should be right by her daughters side. She put her into this life. I was reading a article yesterday that said her dad had to go to rehab and Britney supported (financially) him through. Now, he has turned his back on her. I bet they aren't around because she stopped supporting them financially. No wonder she is going crazy.
How long is Britney gonna support you Perez?
Re: shitney spears – Good point, because America is obsessed with other peoples failure. Funny but nobody will give a damn when Perez falls.
hahahaa so now we have Unfitney and a new term "Brit and run" ahaha this is a crazy insane world we live in!
Now that's just evil! And very funny!
So what, if she was a man all we would be conserned about is that she pay child support.
You talk a lot of shit about britney, but you certainly have enough articles about her.
tHIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY FOLKS. THAT OBESE, UGLY, APEMAN BODYGUARD FROM MEXICO SET HER UP. HE WAS DEFINITELY ON SOMEBODY'S PAYROLL AND I HOPE THE TRUTH COMES OUT. THAT FAT PIG WETBACK DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THOSE KIDS, HE JUST WANTED MONEY AND PUBLICITY. NEVER TRUST A WETBACK BRITTANY.
Re: tricia – I'm guessing it's not easy for you to raise kids as you don't have $700k going into your account every month. This woman has every advantage to bring up her children as best as she can. And she really doesn't want to.
My question is why did she hand over the kids on Monday if she only had to do it by Wednesday? Would they have interferrd with some else more important? Seriously that just show she doesn't care. Nothing like there last meal with mama being at Carl Jr.oh the memories!!!
Great job Lynne… one more to go!
Re: ilona – Kate Moss is a bad example. She very publically went to rehab - she's clearly demonstrated that she WANTS to keep her daughter. Unfitney clearly couldn't give a flying fuck.
My question is why did she hand over the kids on Monday if she only had to do it by Wednesday? Would they have interferrd with some else more important? Seriously that just show she doesn't care. Nothing like there last meal with mama being at Carl Jr.oh the memories!!! I bet any money she Will be at some club this weekend
Re: unfitney should have played nice – Er… I don't think Britney needs anyone's help in ruining her career. She's fucking it up all by herself.
I get no pleasure watching someone self destruct. Those babies deserve better. GET HELP!!!
hahha loves it
Re: SistaSoFine.com –
She handed over the kids when she was supposed to. They hadn't even gone to court yet. She was supposed to get the kids back on Wednesday and the judge ordered Kevin not to turn them over to her then. They have a hearing set for Wednesday and she could very well get them back.
Aww, look at the picture of the baby crying(with ha written on it) That must make you people feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Something bad happened to someone else. Lucky you, you have a reason to live again. You don't have to kill yourselves today.
Re: LauraLou –
There’s a special place in hell for you, LauraLou. And I wouldn’t say you’re watching and doing nothing, I’d say you’re watching and enjoying every last minute of it. Pathetic people are like that you know. I have an idea for a shirt myself, "GET A LIFE!!!" and you can most certainly have the first one. I’m guessing XXL, maybe big and husky??
You should take this as an homage to you Perez. They stole your trademark nicknaming and ran with it. This just goes to show how powerful your influence has been. Way to go!
Re: the drugs in Brits nose –
Aren't you tired of being a sheep?? Wouldn't you actually like to be able to think for yourself, all by yourself?? I do realize it's just easier to go along with the crowd and echo everything Perez says, but who's going to think for you when Perez isn't around??
Hey ya'll
I feel so bad that Kev got my little 'belly bombs'. Now ya'll grab me another margarita before I go for my drivin' test. Oops, shouldn't have said that - I'm such a brainiac. . .
luv,
Brit
Re: Rachael –
You can't even spell hilarious, let alone recognize what is.
ok like who didn't see this one coming? Ok so aftert the train wreck comes the clean up. What she has to do is everything she was told to do! When a judge tells you to do something you do it stupid !! She better wise up! to loose your kids in L.A. is pretty bad they have imagrant that do worse but she is the new poster child for stuid girls. Take your drug test bitch! remember what whitney said CRACK IS WACK! oh she don't do crack thats right. Brit is like every coke head in Beverly just because you live in Malibu don't make you any better then the rest! MOVE OUT OF CALI FOREVER!
Re: LONDON –
And class is something you know a lot about, huh?? Did you read about it, not on this site, but maybe somewhere else. Yeah right, you feel bad… LOL!!!! You could do everyone a favor and take that jump yourself, I can’t imagine too many people would care with that sparkling personality of yours. And as for her being trash, I don’t mean to go all Pee Wee Herman on ya, but “It takes one to know one heh heh heh.”
What a great new name for Shitney! Leave it to the Brit's to nail her accurately! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: leavebritney –
I’ll explain, jealousy. They don’t really care about her or her kids. And it is funny to them because some people are so pathetic that other peoples pain is all they have. They need it to fill them up, because they are nothing. They’ll be nothing until the day they die. They’ll never achieve anything. They’re either too fat, or too ugly, or have no talent of their own, and yet they still have the need to feel superior, so they set out to destroy people who actually have talent. They want Britney Spears writhing in pain in the gutter right along beside them. It’s easier than actually being a decent human being.
Re: Mary –
OMG!! ISN’T THAT JUST SO CLEVER!! WAIT TIL YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS HEAR ABOUT THAT!!!!! They’ll be so excited!!!! I’ll bet you’ll tell them you thought it up yourself..
Re: Karma – Karma, what a STUUUUUUPid name for a bitch! London called the whore SHitney Unfitney accurately. Shitney Unfitney is trash! She is an unfit mother, a drug addict, an alcoholic, and whore. Some loving example for a mother to be two her two spawn!
RofLMAO : First I heard Shitney Smears and now its Unfitney lol so her whole name is Shitney Unfitney Smears. FIRRRRRRST!!!
I think everyone is after her because she hasn't gottin in huge trouble with the law like Zombie Hands, Lindsey Blowhan, and Marios Bitch Paris Hilton………get it over with Clitney! get arrested but don't go to jail …….go to a MENTAL STATE OWNED INSTITUTION and take your medication right OH and GO TO PARENTING CLASSES get a caseworker they can come to your home to help u out with parenting just cause your a star doesn't mean u can't utilize what the state offers! ONE MORE THING Shitney, Get your OLD MANAGER BACK and REUNITE with ur mother …..she may be a bitch in your eyes but she's the one that let you follow your DREAM TO BE A STAR! don't blame her for your short commings like your coochie showing or driving ur child in ur lap……GET A GRIP!
people need to mind their own damn business and leave her alone.
Um - Perez baby. Aren't you the one advocating the "boycott" of this ridiculous girl?
Give us a break, pal.
No more. She's not that interesting.
Re: LONDON –
As far as getting the facts straight, you should try that yourself. She handed the kids over exactly when she was supposed to, genius. Would it kill to pull your head out PerezHiltons ass long enough to actually learn something?? Don't worry, no one would expect you to keep it out.
Re: Karma – Yea, im jealous that my mom is not a attention grabbing, alcoholic, law breaking, drug whore - NOT
Baby, I'm so sorry that I neglected you and you had to turn to insulting celebrities to feel loved. I'm sorry that I was such a terrible mother.
~ Perez' Mom
******Shitney Clitney Unfitney Smears********* congratulations Brit Brit you have one long Huge name! do u have latino in u?
I heard of a great place for unfit mothers who have attention seeking behavior…..its called school Military School………i hope the judge slams her HARD! BEND OVER BRIT
Re: Karma' Live's On Shitney Unfitney's STUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID Planet –
Aren’t you just sassy and clever!!!! “Shitney Unfitney is trash.” Did you make that up all by yourself!!! And just out of curiosity, shouldn’t you be in school?? Did you miss the short bus again today?? And my goodness look at the name calling. Tsk tsk, One might think you were trash yourself, with that mouth.(accurately so
Re: LONDON –
It’s called a soul. I guess not everyone is born with one, but what can ya do?? Now the question you could ask yourself is, how you can find so much joy in seeing others in so much pain. How could you??
Re: heartbritneynot –
Well, now that you’ve narrowed it down, why don’t you figure out why you ARE jealous of her, and we’ll go from there.
New name for Britney - Schiztney!
no wonder her babies are always crying look what they fucking go through.. jackasses. and no i don't mean what they go through by like what britney puts them through i mean the cameras. it's sad people would do this. noone would even know if brit was a good mom, she never gets the fucking chance. this is really lame.
Re: mrs. ernestine jones –
So if she had class, she’d hide in her house. And the paparazzi hanging from the trees outside her windows, and hiding in her bushes, and the ones taking pictures of her and her kids in their own backyard. What about them?? Should she just build a big dome to keep the vultures out?? And if she did, what would Perez have to talk about?? If these people couldn’t get their daily doses of Britney’s misery, what would they have to live for?? Ahhh, I do see your point!!
Re: Paris – If your the true Paris…GO FUCK YOURSELF, your an ugly big footed bird face evil bitch…you love hearing shit about someone else besides yourself…and if you notice it's all your so called friends that get punched by Perez daily. Maybe your the bad influence here. BITCH
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Re: amanda –
No, not everyone is a saint, from visiting this site, I’m beginning to suspect that not everyone is human either. You have no sympathy for her, even if she is severely mentally ill, because by now she knows what she’s doing?? You’re a peach, aren’t ya. Do you even remotely understand what you’re talking about. So according to you, people that suffer from mental illnesses, whether it be depression or whatever, know they’re crazy and can just get over it anytime they want to?? Anyone with the slightest bit of intelligence can see you have no idea what you’re talking about. And ANYONE with even the slightest bit of a conscience has no choice but to feel bad for her.(Damn my pesky soul) And I will defend her as long as there are blood sucking leeches attacking her.
stop blaming the "media" and the "paparazzi" for her problems. britney WANTS her photo taken. she knows where the hotspots are and she visits them (with and without her children) on a daily basis. she caters to the paps and makes friends with the paps. her life is a mess and she does NOT need to go out to Hyde to get her picture taken a million times, but she does it anyway. she has nobody but herself to blame.
Re: Kinda over it –
I was almost proud of you. For a second there, it looked like you were going to stick up for her, but then you caved and called her a loser(After acknowledging she needs serious help, no less) I forgive you though, you have potential unlike a lot of the “people” here. I know it’s not easy to be the voice of reason in the bowels of hell, but you tried. Baby steps. And don’t worry, you’re not alone. There are lots of us who haven’t lost our souls yet, and we wont let them attack you.
Re: krista –
And when they're taking pictures of her in her backyard, whose fault is it then??
Heartbroken bcause she lost her kids??? hahaha! that twit is glad! now she can spend more time with her ugly dogs! she acts like a trailer park momma!
Re: Chatterboxx –
There are a lot of things more disgusting than her fans and your post is one of them. You have no idea what she has or hasn’t done. You don’t know anything outside of what Perez tells you think(and he’s not the most reliable of sources, considering he’s jealous of her too)Have you been to her house lately, have you seen her do drugs in front of her kids?? This Britney obsession that everyone has here is beyond pathetic. And by the way, no sane person thinks Sarah Silverman was right. For some reason or another, most people are offended when a grown woman makes fun of two little kids.
not as good as shitney spears tho
Re: Mothers should not act like Spears –
You are so right on. The moment she found out she was pregnant should have been her wakeup call…not when the Judge order's their removal. God speed in any sort of recovery. And yes I hope everyone scrutinizes her every moment because she has to prove not only to the world, but her children that she is a mother.
Re: klkclk – There is no point in even comparing Unfitney to Madonna. Madonna was controversial because of the content of her work, not because of her personal life. Madonna has never had a drug or alcohol problem that we know of, never ran around acting like a complete fool and never has shown any signs of being a bad mother. They have little in common if you ask me.
Re: Satan –
Firstly, you’re an idiot(nothing like stating the obvious, huh;)) Secondly, I do realize Perez isn’t the only one reporting on Britney Spears, however he is the only one hoping, at least out loud, that she kills herself. I would say thirdly, but nothing else you’ve said is worthy of a response.
thanks perez, loser. didn't post my comment, because I was too sympathetic to Britney, guess you don't like it when everyone isn't a hater like you. the girl needs help, not being kicked while she's down.
Re: Mothers should not act like Spears –
Well, aren’t you just special. We should all strive to be like you. Do you do sermons?? And what Perez says is news to you?? Poor, poor Perez, everybody’s just so mean. All he’s trying to do is terrorize someone he doesn’t even know into killing herself. It's not his fault he was born without a soul. That poor man, what ever did he do to deserve our wrath. tsk tsk
Re: jesselee –
Well, at least we’re in agreement that this is a trash site. Did you actually read what you wrote before you posted it. It doesn’t seem to me that it was written by somebody with more than two brain cells. And considering that, I guess I can understand how you find that headline brilliant. Oh my God those people can rhyme!!!! Laugh away, ignorance is bliss.
THANK GOD SOME PEOPLE SHOULDNT BREED! poor kids…
Re: LaurStar –
I bet lots of people feel the same way about you. You’re too pathetic even for this site..
Re: jessica –
Like your parents, for example
Re: huh?? –
Yeah Hinura!!! Go back to school and educated yourself!! Take that!!! Someone’s ignorance is definitely showing, but it’s not Hinura’s.(Pssst, it’s yours!!!!)Your name suits you
Re: Janny –
I know did you see how they rhymed!! OMG, I bet you thought Perez was the only one that knew how to do that. It doesn't take much to amuse you people, does it??
I LOVE BRITNEY!!! MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Unsurprised – We all know someone close to us who has had a drug problem. NO ONE will ever get better until THEY are ready to do it! (It doesnt matter even if jail is a threat!!!) You can't change anyone and if you did truly care about them you wouldn't give up on them! Putting them down all the time wont do anything but push them over the edge! I agree the kids should be taken away, but she still needs support, not to be discarded and exploited even more! I just love all the judgement from everyone, but what if it was your family?
Re: rozy –
My answer is, she didn't.
Re: Mother of two – Thank you! I dont know how I would react living the life she does, knowing that you cant even trust your family!
Re: pippi knows best –
Oh look, the sheep have learned a new word. Perez must be so proud of you!!!!
Re: L.O. –
Oh, yay!! You can rhyme too!! Did you learn that in special ed?? That's cute
Re: Brit_Spears –
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Somebody's jealous
I am quite certain there is a part of her that is relieved.
TAKE MY BABIES ONE MORE TIME!! OH BABY BABY!!
FUK U PEREZ ur end is coming soon like gay porn in ur room my lawyer has sumthin set up for u the more articles about me on ur page specially the ones with my babys the greater the crime u do ur thing bitch…
We Love Perez!!!!
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER NAME YOU COME UP WITH FOR TRASH–ITS STILL TRASH! IM SO GLAD THOSE KIDS ARE NOT WITH HER ANYMORE!! NOW SHE CAN GO SLIT HER WRISTS OR o.d. ON SOMETHING! PLEEEEEEEESE!!! DO IT! DO IT! DOI IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! SDO IT! NO ONE LOVES YOU!! NO ONE WHO MATTERS! YOUR KIDS ARE BETTER OF WITHOUT YOU! END IT! END IT! END IT! END IT! END IT! YOU KNOW ITS ALL OVER WHEN U HAVE TRIPLE CHINS!!! IS THERE A BRIDGE BY ANY OF YOUR HOUSES?? JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!JUMP!JUMP! J U M P !!!!!!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS NEW???
that shit is GOLDEN
Re: lola –
FUCK YOU WHORE
Re: SH*TBRIT-BRITSH*T – Do you have any idea how ignorant you sound? You obviously have serious issues of your own. Bet you don't have any friends either. Get in therapy,now!!
Who cares about Britney. What's going on with Isiah?
Hahaha, awesome nickname! LOL!
She actually was happy. They needed attention from her and she needs attention from the paps. The kids had to go!
Unfitney is hilarious! Hahahahahaha I can't get over it
while this nick-name is funny it is also verry mean and uncalled for.