Dina Is Still A Bitch!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Celebrity Feuds > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan

We love Michael Lohan!

Not only is he a recovering addict and ex-convict, but he's also a fucking child.

Lindsay's father will stoop down to Dina Lohan's level, and we love that shit. We live for it!

Michael is spending time with his daughter in Utah this week and Orange Oprah spoke out publicly about how great it is they are reconciling.

Not so fast, says Michael.

Poppa Lohan tells The Insider: "I can't even say how great it's been [spending time with Lindsay]. Dina, though, is painting this pretty picture for the media [that she's happy about Lindsay's relationship with me], but what she's doing and saying behind the scenes is a totally different thing."

Meow!

Dina and Michael need to just settle their feud like two attention whores should - by agreeing to star in a reality TV show together.

Life with the Lohans, you know you'd watch that shiz!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm / Email this »

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First? says – reply to this

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First?
fsdf says – reply to this

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bitches
me says – reply to this

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first!
erica says – reply to this

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omg!
Katie says – reply to this

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whooooo media whores!
DOc says – reply to this

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Lindsay's legs look chunky
Lmari says – reply to this

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Oon paras.
tanabanana says – reply to this

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Will you not be happy until all of these substance abusers kill them selves?
sara says – reply to this

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I'm not first…I am probably 14 by now!
Katie says – reply to this

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whoo first post, silly media whores!
Steffilicious says – reply to this

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These people just need to be put into a celebrity death match and broadcast it live for pay-per-view will all proceeds going to Drug Rehabilitation centers!
kt says – reply to this

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yayyy first post! silly medias whores
g says – reply to this

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We want Lindsay! We want Lindsay! We want Lindsay! We want Lindsay! Enough with Britney!
Steffilicious says – reply to this

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Oh and quite possibly first.
Zach says – reply to this

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first
matt says – reply to this

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2nd
Zach says – reply to this

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no first hahaha

i love lindsay she's cute

i love yout fucking humor, perez!
blow han says – reply to this

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I would definitely watch!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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Second?? Dina's a bitch!
asd says – reply to this

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Re: First? – Omfg, you're first. Now you can die happy tard', right?
asd says – reply to this

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Re: First? – Omfg, you're first. Now you can die happy tard', right?
Jensessi says – reply to this

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3rd! and yea dina has problems!
aba says – reply to this

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Isn't it court ordered for them not to say nasty things about each other to the media. Dumb ass.
Steffilicious says – reply to this

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Re: Steffilicious –

…or not
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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Is there a more insignificant human on the planet? Some ex con with no job, who is the EX father of a washed up, down and out hollywood whore?
Maybe we should be interviewing Joyce Dewitt's father while we're at it. (she was Janet from 3's company)
heather says – reply to this

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jesus
SHUT UP BITCH says – reply to this

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Re: asd – SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!
rajinder says – reply to this

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I'D STILL LET HER SHIT ON MY CHEST
mss says – reply to this

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You sure are fickle Perez, how long have you been saying how much you HATE Michael Lohan?
JNo says – reply to this

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Blohan looks, um, bloated in that pic.
Blah says – reply to this

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They are seriously fucked up
Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan = Sam and Lola Sheen + 10 years! If the Lohans make a reality show then it should include Denise Richards and Charlies Sheen as the neighbors!
L is for LOSER says – reply to this

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LOHAN STORIES JUST DON'T HOLD UP NEXT TO A BRITTERS STORY!!!!!
Felaysha says – reply to this

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Hmmm. Daddy's kinda hot. I'd be his prison bitch any day!
screamgenie says – reply to this

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Look at those hamhock legs!!! YUCK!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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i believe Michael is sincere and has good intentions towards Lindsay.and i agree with u Perez,Dina is a f$#king BITCH!TALK ABOUT AN UNFIT PARENT!
brit 4 life says – reply to this

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who cares about them any more??

I don't.
llC says – reply to this

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Lindsay looks FAT there. huge legs…chubby face…
tada says – reply to this

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Dina is scared Lindsay will not be taking her to anymore parties. Lindsay will be taking her dad instead.
fixated says – reply to this

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All the LiLo news is old, but I STILL can't get over Dina's aweful nosejob.
Jlash says – reply to this

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Who gives a fuck, you people need to get some adventure in your life, your all pathetic
tada says – reply to this

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Dina is worried that Lindsay will not be taking her to anymore parties. Lindsay might take her dad instead.
aj says – reply to this

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I am only 32, just barely old enough to possibly be Lindsay's mom…with that said, she needs new parents. Someone who is about nurturing HER - not themselves. These two people are children. How can they believe for one moment they are helping their daughter? She needs to get away from these people…
asd says – reply to this

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Re: SHUT UP BITCH – Well, aren't you mature? Then again, it's clear your life purpose is to mark gossip threads 'first,' so why would I question your immaturity in the first place??
asd says – reply to this

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Re: SHUT UP BITCH – Well, aren't you mature? Then again, it's clear your life purpose is to mark gossip threads 'first,' so why would I question your immaturity in the first place??
asd says – reply to this

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Re: SHUT UP BITCH – Well, aren't you mature? Then again, it's clear your life purpose is to mark gossip threads 'first,' so why would I question your immaturity in the first place??
asd says – reply to this

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Re: SHUT UP BITCH – Well, aren't you mature? Then again, it's clear your life purpose is to mark gossip threads 'first,' so why would I question your immaturity in the first place??
asd says – reply to this

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Re: SHUT UP BITCH – Well, aren't you mature? Then again, it's clear your life purpose is to mark gossip threads 'first,' so why would I question your immaturity in the first place??
Joelee says – reply to this

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Lindsay Lohan looks like a fat cow in this pic..Her knees are the size of my thighs…lol
Joelee what? says – reply to this

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Joelee, that chick may be alot of things and she may be heavy in that photograph, but she is a natural beauty. She's a beautiful girl even wracked with drugs so frig your skinny thighs, honey.

Meanwhile let's hope these people shut the hell up and let the girl have some damn peace. She indeed is a decent little actress. She got some talent. Let her go for it.

Meanwhile the girl lost weight. She don't need no plastic surgery. Yer fat ya can get thin. You're ugly you're screwed. Bald too bad for you.
jinny says – reply to this

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Re: Joelee – Being skinny isn't everything. You may be beautiful and skinny on the outside, but on the inside, you're pretty damn ugly.
jinny says – reply to this

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Re: Joelee – Being skinny isn't everything. You may be beautiful and skinny on the outside, but on the inside, you're pretty damn ugly.
Badger says – reply to this

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Re: tanabanana –

No we won't be happy until they are all dead.
It is like car racing. You come to see the crashes and
fudge packer is the sleaze who bring it to us.
Princess Mags says – reply to this

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Lindsey "Ginger" Lohan cannot help but be a trainwreak with her crazy ass parents always up in her shit.
BIG BROTHER says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT TWO FELONS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSOCIATING TOGETHER…ISN'T THIS A PROBATION VIOLATION?
HIPPO THIGHS says – reply to this

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.HIP.
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HIP
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HOORAY
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THUNDER THIGHS
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HIPPO HIPS
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THOSE LEGS IN THE CENTER COULD FEED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE
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jinny says – reply to this

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Re: HIPPO THIGHS – What I said to Joelee goes to you too. What a sad human being you are.
jinny says – reply to this

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Re: HIPPO THIGHS – What I said to Joelee goes to you too. What a sad human being you are.
jeb says – reply to this

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the entire family should do a reality show- survivor. the winner gets off the island; the losers have to stay there without any press.
jeb says – reply to this

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when i see what lindsay was stuck with in her life, it makes me hate her less. i mean, look at this picture. you don't see parents' pride- you see, "look at me, i'm the pretty mom" and "look at me, i'm the father who looks great for his age"… and lindsay, in the middle, saying, there has got to be more than this in life- my parents can't even see me. ugh. i really loathe her, but this is what turned her into such a mess… those two fools.
Kristina says – reply to this

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i feel like every time he talks to the media he says the same thing every time
summer_nights says – reply to this

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I think Michael's a complete chump for calling into radio stations to update the world on his daughter's business. Perez's "attention whore" label seems fitting.
MYRON BUNZGRABBER says – reply to this

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That Michael Lohan is simply dreamy. Ride 'em Cowboy, Yippie ya yay,
K-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rob says – reply to this

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I think Michael Lohan is hot in a sleazy sort of way - I'd blow him if I knew for sure that he didn't have a gnarly cock
spence says – reply to this

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not even a melf..needs to get her face done - catwoman - and lose 40 lbs. bitch whore who smells though shaved - just like my heidi
HAHA ROB says – reply to this

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RE ROB's BJ: That's funny, Rob. Oh he'd be running his mout during your whole performance. I hear ya about the sleazy factor though. Appealing it is.
erica says – reply to this

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did you mean to say "fucking a child"…?
Ray says – reply to this

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Daddy's hot. Maybe it's just my own prison fantasy.
shut the fuck up says – reply to this

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Re: llC – you cunt, she isn't fat
UH says – reply to this

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Re: Joelee – WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING SHE IS FAT
shut up says – reply to this

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Lindsay is hot
SH*TBRIT-BRITSH*T says – reply to this

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LINDSAY SHOULD GO COMMIT SUICIDE WITH BRITNEY ! THAT WAY WE'D BE RID OF TWO SPOILED CUNTS WITH ONE RAZOR!
STFU says – reply to this

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They both need to stop talking to the media…nothing….nada….zip! What a bunch of morons.
BrunoVV says – reply to this

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Michael Lohan Is Hot! I would love to be fucked by him!
Bleck says – reply to this

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No, I would not watch that shiz. The entire Lohan family makes me want to scratch me eyeballs out. P.S. Nice old school pic of LinLo, before she became a raging coke-head and stopped eating.
jaryd says – reply to this

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and u have 2 wonder Y their daughter is in rehab for the third time this year? Umh, HELLO!
Selma Haijak says – reply to this

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Her thighs are enormous! Moo!
pamala says – reply to this

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that cant be true. f'in nutso
Paulette says – reply to this

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Every time I see this pic I think what kind of a fuck wit is Michael that he has to have his mobile on his belt and his earpiece on? What a showoff! Like he's waiting for some really important call at a movie premiere? And the fact that the phone is bright red just screams ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!! Loser.
Tina says – reply to this

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God, I hate Dina Lohan.
jackie says – reply to this

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what is with the gay red phone Michael?
schwanzee says – reply to this

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Lindsay's career is over so she had to do a reality show.
God says – reply to this

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Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Luke 6:37
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged.

Romans 2:1
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

James 4:12
Who art thou that judgest another?
Ameer Khan says – reply to this

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I think these 2 can actually help each other, both are addicts and can help each other, DINA IS A BITCH AND A USER ! Go Michael !
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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Looks like Lindsay gained weight.
Joelee says – reply to this

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Re: Joelee what? – hahaha dont get butt hurt cuz your fat too!!
jane says – reply to this

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perez are you galicia?
Jane says – reply to this

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Perez are you Galician?
Egostic Joker says – reply to this

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How is Dina Lohan getting word out nowadays about what she "percieves' as
her truth? She used to do it through her lover (at least thats what i feel) David Caplan at 24sizzler which is now defunct. Dina has always taken credit for everything that is good and anything bad she passes it on to Michael. She is and always will be a bad parent. She is a lousy and a poor excuse for a mother and till she admits to her part in Lindsay's downfalls she will be a miserable bitch that she is.
jessplaying says – reply to this

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If they do a reality show they should film in Colombia. That way theytake advantage of Pericho Pradise. Ill sniff a line off Lindsey and Mom Dukes tits.
Jproper says – reply to this

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Damn!!!!! Lindsay looks superhot in this pic, so yummy and delicious. Not fat at all, she looks right at this weight, very attractive. Why would a man want all girls to be bony skinny? Some girls look good skinny, others dont. Variety is the spice of life.
emily says – reply to this

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LOL!!! LOVE YA PEREZ>>>>>:P
LUCE says – reply to this

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blahblahblah.. sick of the lohans
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
daily posts on zaccy would be very much appreciated, perez
LUCE says – reply to this

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blahblahblah.. sick of lohans
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
POST MORE ON ZEFRON
daily posts on zaccy would be very much appreciated, perez
bri says – reply to this

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Horsey mouth too white
stephanie says – reply to this

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perez i have nooo clue if u read these.. but i just think that the lohan thing is fucked up… the dad obviously seems to want the attention brought to him like he is mr. innocent.. although it seems like he has only caused the fueds in the first place.. i think lindsay is just trying to make things better for HER.. not her mom or her dad.. because it seems like the whole thing started because of them.. the mom wanting to be in the spotlight and the dad trying to get what is best even though he prob still gets money for telling his stories to the tabloids.. i just hope that lindsay gets out of her funk and starts becoming that great actress she really can be.. if not.. hell ill be willing to take a job for her!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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“But Judge, I’m telling you, Herbie was
driving the car!
Herbie took control of
the SUV and started driving like crazy after
that b—-, it was Herbie doing the wild driving!”
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LINDSAY, TO NO AVAIL, TRIES THE HERBIE DEFENSE IN COURT.
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Lindsay’s next movie should be called,
“I KNOW WHO KILLED ME…IN HOLLYWOOD. ME!”
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“But Mommy, I don’t want to go to another audition!
I want to go to school and be a doctor and join the Peace
Corps! Don’t make me go to another audition, Mommy!”
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“Lindsay, shut the f— up!
And why is your pretty red dress wrinkled!
I told you, no more wire hangers!!!
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
sean says – reply to this

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lindsay's legs are as white as her mom's skirt
jenbunny says – reply to this

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you know, i used to really hate lindsay for going around looking obviously drunk, tired, and bony at what should be the prime of her life, but the more i learn about her degenerate parents, the worse i feel for her. at this point, i couldn't blame her even if she went menendez on their useless jerk asses. i hope lindsay gets clean.
MeRyEli says – reply to this

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Oh looK iTs the HAS BEEN Family