Dina Is Still A Bitch!

We love Michael Lohan!
Not only is he a recovering addict and ex-convict, but he's also a fucking child.
Lindsay's father will stoop down to Dina Lohan's level, and we love that shit. We live for it!
Michael is spending time with his daughter in Utah this week and Orange Oprah spoke out publicly about how great it is they are reconciling.
Not so fast, says Michael.
Poppa Lohan tells The Insider: "I can't even say how great it's been [spending time with Lindsay]. Dina, though, is painting this pretty picture for the media [that she's happy about Lindsay's relationship with me], but what she's doing and saying behind the scenes is a totally different thing."
Meow!
Dina and Michael need to just settle their feud like two attention whores should - by agreeing to star in a reality TV show together.
Life with the Lohans, you know you'd watch that shiz!
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GodDAMN I want to do Lindsay's poppa. He is fucking HOT.
LINDSAY….DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU GET VIVITROL. I'VE HAD TO HAVE TWO SURGERIES BECUASE OF IT….LOOK AT THE FDA'S MEDWATCH SITE AND CHECK THE CLINICAL TRIALS. GOOD LUCK.
Lindsay has a "Kelly Osborne" face in this pic. She must be channeling her.
What ever happened to the good ole days when you didn't even know a movie star or musician had parents?
I wish that damn guitar wasn't there so I could see more of Dana's sexy feet.
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