Headline Of The Week Weak
"Britney Spears' Troubles: All About Cousin Alli?"
Oh, yes. Blame Alli! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
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Britney Spears' Troubles: All About Cousin Alli?
No program has ever been installed in Britney Spears that commands her to stay home, clean the house, make a PBJ sandwich and catch “24." This would also mean spending time with her baby sons.
I am told that Britney’s partying ways and her hell-bent rush to self-destruction means she will never get custody of her kids again from Kevin Federline.
“She will always be a visitor now,” sneered a source.
According to my sources, Federline’s camp filed motions in court beginning last Friday take the kids away from Spears. Among other things, they claimed that she hadn’t made arrangements for parent counseling or drug testing, which the court ordered.
Cited in the papers was the declaration of Britney’s former bodyguard, who claimed he’d witnessed Spears parading around nude in front of her kids and doing drugs at a restaurant.
Despite the fact that last week Spears was described by the judge as a habitual drug user, the singer simply decided to ignore his opinion.
Instead of keeping her kids at home and warm and safe, she took them to a Malibu diner where paparazzi hounded them. So great was Britney’s need for public approbation that she pimped out the kids.
What made it worse was news that she was driving without a valid driver's license. Of course, reports of a prior late night drinking champagne didn’t help.
The big question is why? Why is she doing all this? Who is advising her? The answer is no one. She has no manager or publicist. She doesn’t speak to her own mother, upon whom she served legal papers months ago. That leaves Britney with her cousin Alli — and that’s another story.
Sources tell me that Alli, who is not a close cousin of Britney, has set out to remake her own personal version of “All About Eve” or “Gaslight.”
“She wants her own career as a singer,” my source says. “She’s very ambitious and going after it. They recently played her demos up a the label and everyone loved them.”
All this talk about Alli and her possible motives to see Britney fail makes us wonder who the pop star’s actual inside friends might be. And who is advising her to get drunk and drive around without a license, using her kids as passengers?
This whole episode is reminiscent of Anna Nicole Smith. All the strange plot points in Smith’s recent life: the pregnancy, the death of her son, the rise of her personal shrink as her doctor, Anna’s own death — should look like a blueprint for Britney. Someone should sober her up and make her read these stories, unless she wants to wind up a 25-year-old corpse.
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1st
1st. I hate that bitch anyhow.
1st.!!!!!!!! I hate that bitch anyhow.
first
First………..gross!!!!
1st to tell ya Brit's on meth, duh!! BEEN SAYING IT ALL SUMMER YA'LL, cousin is a cutie pie…
not first!
surprised its taken this long!
1st. Wut a beyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who cares anymore????
first
what a stupid bitch
first…
FIRST BITCHES….
Im sorry to say but this story sounds all to beleivable.
that is so true
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEY WERE BLAMING ALLI…. BUT WHERE'S DEAR OLD ALLI ANYWAYS???? WHY DIDN'T SHE GO TO CARL'S JR. FOR A FAMILY BURGER AND SEND OFF???
dfg
first.
1st!!!!!!!!!! wUT A BEYOTCH
For the longest time, I've suspected that Alli either gives Britney very bad advice (not sure what the motives are), or she gives Britney total support to have Britney do whatever she wants.
For some reason, Britney doesn't want anyone to tell her what to do, so if Alli just shuts up and says nothing, it is maybe exactly what Britney wants.
Oh ya. Because SHE'S a victim. Ass.
hahahahhahaha
im sick of hearing out 'Brit Brit Y'all' seriously.
First!!!!!!!!!!!
first?
As a mother i don't understand it. Homegirl has some serious mental issues that should be addressed. She will never get help as long as she has money b/c there will always be somebody there to profit from her and thats why she has so many problems. She's lost her children and that would be the end of my world, but it doesn't even seem to put a damper on her day. There is no hope for her we should all write her off now, maybe that would shock her enough to get well………who knows. I'm sure we'll all be mourning her death soon.
BITCH
Are you effing kidding me?? Unfitney is an adult, its not anyone elses responsibility to make her choices for her.. She needs to step up and get some help and untill then she SHOULDN'T be anything more than a visitor to her boys, IF that.
Is anyone really surprised that Ali is no good? I think it's time to back of Britney. Really, you to Perez. The next headline will read, "Britney dead…" and when it does, we should all feel a little guilty.
Scary stuff that they're likening this sitch to ANS…. so so sad, pathetic sad.
this story is rediculous, I BLAME UNFITNEY!!
first
Nasty!
first, BLOW ME…………gotta go hobags$$$
This is sadder than sad.
1st???!
Very sad and pathetic
This could be true or not…All I know is that she is a grown woman and she could decide on her own- NO EXCUSES whatsoever…She made a choice, she made a descision so she is the only one who can rise up from this. She doesn't seem to care..which is so sad–I think she is better off dead, she totally messed up her life and her kids lives.
aren't there some refugees in Myanmar/Burma who need some attention?
At LAST! A decent story about Britney, which isn't malicious in intent and actually investigates the potential causes of her problems. Why not more like these?
Don't opt for trash always, sometimes there's a real story to be had!
Seriously, could someone just hire this girl a publicist or have her forcibly turned into a psych hospital for awhile? Either one would do..
Madonna should try to open her eyes. I think that's her last hope.
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well, one thing is for sure, something needs to shock her out of this nonsense
she needs to get a hold of her damn life already! she has lost everything…. all thats left is her life and thats probibly not 2 fae
wow like the millionth blog article on britney spears….yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..it's sooooooooooo interesting.
perez you really love brit dont ya?
now thats a good article.
Yawnn! Slow day, Perez? U just keep repeating the same information about Britney a dozen times, but put a different picture and headline each time to spark interest and increase traffic to ur site…I'll come back tomorrow maybe, bcoz i'm tired of reading same stories!
Brit's life is a mess….she will end up dead within the next year….tragic. My husband and I have been saying that she was addicted to meth for a while now. Her behavior at the beginning of the year (the umbrella attack, shaving her head) is exactly the sort of lasing out that a meth addict would do. She was a lot skinner at the beginning of the year too. Her recent weight gain is a sign that she is learning to eat while on it. She doesn't care about her kids, she is totally absorbed in her own world. I feel terrible for those babies. GET HELP, there is still hope to save her!!!
i'm sorry but if you have her so much, why even bother to read/comment about her????
lmao damn thas crucial
aren't people addicted to crystal meth, speed, coke ect. supposed to be really skinny, like, because they're dying? the old "coke" diet. . . i don't get it. how can she be fat??
FIRST…..i just cant believe that she went out last night…..
oh yeah blame everyone else but her, pathetic
Like omg I'm first….I am a fucken loser kid and even though there are 30 posts before me I still declare "first" because I know my computer is the fastest at refreshing….go me, I'm fucking first!!!
this is the age of the "tell all " book. actually, it wouldn't hurt alli and her agenda if brit died. she could write a book, probably get brit to leave her some stuff and work the rag mags for her own climb to stardom.
Please Perez leave her alone ….I dont't care anymore!!! Show some pics on Jessica Simpson instead! how is she reacting on the rumors that Nick probably going to marry that awful backstabbing ex-so called friend of Jessica !!`??
Actually, I'm the first to tell yall that Brit Brit is on Crystal Meth….she and my cousin were smoking meth out of a glass pipe in a Vegas night club. This is a FACT, not speculation like all you other jerks posit!
Perez, Britney did get her licence. Go to x17. They have pictures of her taking her photo at the dmv for her new licence.
You know what….this girl has it made, had it made……all the money she needed….didnt have to worry about paying bills anymore…..she gets comps everywhere…….she gets attention, from perez like all the time….she performed at MTV inspite the fact that she wasnt ready……………and now she is a mth head……………..she made that bed, NOW LAY THE FUCK DOWN IN IT…..LOL
she NEEDS to stop feeling sorry for herself and acting out like sucha fuck up. it goes to show that money def doesnt buy happiness, but COME ON RETARD BRITNEY. you have more money than you know what to do with then why dont you seek fucking HELP. i am sure that there are a BUNCH of deadbeat mothers in the same position as you that would DIE for the money you have- plenty to support your kids, and live happily.. and it's just not fucking fair to small fry and tater tot.. it pisses me the fuck off that she is SO BLIND as to how fortunate she is, and how fucking STUPIDLY she blows her money and doesnt give a fuck.. GET HELP BRITTANY, I KNOW YOU DONT LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO AND YOU'RE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF CASH BUT WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ??? KILL YOURSELF ? hopefully this losing custody of your babies wakes you the fuck up
HER VAG SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK THAT IS WAYY PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE!
HER VAG IS SO HUGE SHE QUEEFS LIKE EVERY 5 SECOND
I HEARD LARD CAME TRICKLING OUT TOO!!
EWW!!
*BLAmmMmM* EWW!! BRITNEY WAS THAT YOU AGAIN?
NASTY!!!
I HEARD SHE GOT A 6 FT LONG HUGE COCK TOO. SHE LIKES TO SPANK MEN IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELL THEM THEY ARE BAD BAD BOYS.
HER VAG SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK THAT IS WAYY PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE!
HER VAG IS SO HUGE SHE QUEEFS LIKE EVERY 5 SECOND
I HEARD LARD CAME TRICKLING OUT TOO!!
EWW!!
*BLAmmMmM* EWW!! BRITNEY WAS THAT YOU AGAIN?
NASTY!!!
I HEARD SHE GOT A 6 FT LONG HUGE COCK TOO. SHE LIKES TO SPANK MEN IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELL THEM THEY ARE BAD BAD BOYS.
HER VAG SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK THAT IS WAYY PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE!
HER VAG IS SO HUGE SHE QUEEFS LIKE EVERY 5 SECOND
I HEARD LARD CAME TRICKLING OUT TOO!!
EWW!!
*BLAmmMmM* EWW!! BRITNEY WAS THAT YOU AGAIN?
NASTY!!!
I HEARD SHE GOT A 6 FT LONG HUGE COCK TOO. SHE LIKES TO SPANK MEN IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELL THEM THEY ARE BAD BAD BOYS.
HER VAG SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK THAT IS WAYY PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE!
HER VAG IS SO HUGE SHE QUEEFS LIKE EVERY 5 SECOND
I HEARD LARD CAME TRICKLING OUT TOO!!
EWW!!
*BLAmmMmM* EWW!! BRITNEY WAS THAT YOU AGAIN?
NASTY!!!
I HEARD SHE GOT A 6 FT LONG HUGE COCK TOO. SHE LIKES TO SPANK MEN IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELL THEM THEY ARE BAD BAD BOYS.
HER VAG SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK THAT IS WAYY PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE!
HER VAG IS SO HUGE SHE QUEEFS LIKE EVERY 5 SECOND
I HEARD LARD CAME TRICKLING OUT TOO!!
EWW!!
*BLAmmMmM* EWW!! BRITNEY WAS THAT YOU AGAIN?
NASTY!!!
I HEARD SHE GOT A 6 FT LONG HUGE COCK TOO. SHE LIKES TO SPANK MEN IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELL THEM THEY ARE BAD BAD BOYS.
She's Brit's Howard Stern
DEADBEAD
-EGOTISTICAL
-SELFISH
-PATHETIC
-ATTENTION WHORE
-RAGGITY
-ASS
-TRASHY
-IGNORANT
-OFFENSIVE
-NASTY RAG
DEADBEAD
-EGOTISTICAL
-SELFISH
-PATHETIC
-ATTENTION WHORE
-RAGGITY
-ASS
-TRASHY
-IGNORANT
-OFFENSIVE
-NASTY RAG
DEADBEAD
-EGOTISTICAL
-SELFISH
-PATHETIC
-ATTENTION WHORE
-RAGGITY
-ASS
-TRASHY
-IGNORANT
-OFFENSIVE
-NASTY RAG
DEADBEAD
-EGOTISTICAL
-SELFISH
-PATHETIC
-ATTENTION WHORE
-RAGGITY
-ASS
-TRASHY
-IGNORANT
-OFFENSIVE
-NASTY RAG
HONESTLY PEREZ. SHE IS A SICK PERSON WHO NEEDS HELP.. AND NO ONE IS THERE TO HELP HER. THEY JUST WANT HER MONEY AND POWER. SHE WILL CONTINUE TO GET WORSE. IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN JUST HOLLYWOOD BLOGGING AT THIS POINT… IT'S A HUMAN BEING WITH SERIOUS PROBLEMS. KARMAS A BITCH.
Brittany Spears has been given every opportunity immaginable and still cant function. I dont think alli is to blame she has no one to blame but herself. She needs to stop doing drugs.
On Anna's personal website, Anna reached out 2 Brit while Anna was preggers. Anna wrote that she'd like 2 hang out with Brit, cause they were preggers at same time. I went 2 Anna's site every other day. Were many updates n pics thru her pregnancy. Anna reached out, no Brit. Anna reached out 2 Brit, Anna died. Me thinx Brit may be feelin' lil crazy cause she knows Anna reached out 2 her, she didn't reach back. When Anna died, notice Brit's down spiral? NOT Brit's fault, but she's prob thinkin they coulda saved each other!
Wake TF up, Brit!!!!
The interview with Matt Lauer showed us the beginning of Britney completely unraveling. I don't feel sorry for her. She's a mother and is a terrible mother. She definitely has issues. She needs to step it up and get help before she winds up 6 feet under. Thank God her kids were taken away so they don't end up dead along with her becausee that seems to be what's going to happen next to her.
BOTTOMED OUT
REPULSIVE
IMBECILE
TWAT FLASHING
NO SHAME
EXPIRED
YOUTH AND TALENT
BOTTOMED OUT
REPULSIVE
IMBECILE
TWAT FLASHING
NO SHAME
EXPIRED
YOUTH AND TALENT
BOTTOMED OUT
REPULSIVE
IMBECILE
TWAT FLASHING
NO SHAME
EXPIRED
YOUTH AND TALENT
Re: krbcan – exactly!! she is too arrogant to let her family and close fiends to help her. Unfitney likes her ways.
I feel sorry for her. Sad. I PRAY she gets it together.
I find it sad that at this moment Britney seems hardly affected by losing custody of her sons.
Maybe tomorrow when she has to turn them in for sure.
I'm happy for the boys though. Kevin Federline is more able to give them the stability they need at their age. I'm keeping my fingers crossed they'll stay there for the time being.
Re: jenna – WHAT?!?!?!? She pushed her mother away!!!!
Why would we blame this on someone else? Her behavior is typical addict/alcoholic behavior.
Re: BGirl –
Yes, of course…your "cousin" was smoking with Britney Spears. Delusional freak.
I'm sick and tired of people saying that no one has 'taught' Britney how to parent. No mom, no lawyer, no support, these are all excuses for her poor parenting. Why should it matter what the people around her are doing? If she wanted to be a good mom, she could. Single parents across the country manage to raise their children without having to be reminded to, so why do people make excuses for Britney? The only person responsible for Britney's loss of custody is Britney herself. Period.
Re: POOR BRIT boo hoo –
You're completely missing the point here - half of what Perez prints is his own personal slant on a story, half of the time it's not based on fact, just snippets of information he's taken from other websites.
I'm not Britney fan, not by a long shot, but really some of these stories are ridiculous and plain vicious. What exactly is the reason?
People don't like her, people do like her - so what? It doesn't mean that Perez should be on a mission to make the girl kill herself.
When she Anna-Nicole-Smiths, I hope her family hold Perez personally responsible, because these stories are unhelpful and uncalled for. She's quite obviously in a delicate place right now, why keep pushing and pushing until she breaks? What does that achieve?
He's just a vindictive queen. If you like reading this kind of story and relish the fact that another human being is in such turmoil, there's really something wrong with you.
Fact is, if you don't want to hear about Britney and if you hate her that much, don't read Perez's website…and before you get all "you're a hypocrite" on my ass, I'm not saying I don't like Perez or the site, I'm just saying these stories are plain nasty.
BRITNEY EVERYBODY HATES YOU! WE ALL THINK YOURE TRASH! THE ONLY REASON THE PAPARAZZI ARE STILL TAKING YOUR PICTURES IS NOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE YOU BUT BECAUSE YOURE MAKING HIS PAYCHECKS. EVERYBODY LAUGHS AT YOU. EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
Someone freaken help her! I don't care if u like her or not, no one deserves to go down like that! If you've ever had an addiction than u know it takes a very strong person to walk away from it! I hope she lives to regret all of this!
Let move on Preze, this is OLD…….so your going to start acting like you care now that she has a real reason to end it. Shut-up….your two-faced like Paris.
It will be nice once she OD'S!!! Then we can hear about for a week and see a lifetime made for t.v. movie about her and be done with the stupid loose cannon!!!
Did anyone notice the similar tatoo Anna had, that Britney got shortly after Anna died?
Who cares anymore????!!!!
time for a dirt nap Brit Brit
I am deeply saddened by the mess Britney has created in her life. She really needs help! As a mother myself, part of me wants to go to her and rip her friggin eyes out for mistreating those poor babies…they didn't ask to be born to such a wreck. But another part of me wants to just hug her, help her find her way. She can't possibly be the evil person she is depicted as, can she? Everybody deserves a second chance….even her.
BIG SHOCKER, Britney Spears shows up on Hilton's website again. And again. And again. And all you hear is attacks and criticism, despite the fact that without Britney Spears the gossip-hungry bitch wouldn't even HAVE a website. Maybe instead of channeling so much hate at someone so clearly troubled, Hilton should give her a call and THANK her for his success. Because otherwise, he'd be the same nobody he started out as.
Oh who cares about 'britbrit? Forget about her already, and I'm sure she's glad to be rid of the babies the diapers the having to deal with jumping through legal hoops 12-hours before possession and all. Now this 'Alli? She's FUCKING HOT!!!!!!! Who wouldn't want to pump that hot little fucking piece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I know I do:)…Thank you…
I gotta say, I'm really scared for Britney. Hope she will survive this.
For God's sake, will you please assign SOME responsibility to Britney?! She has to be advised to not do the things she does? Does she need to be advised when to wipe her ass? Apparently.
who cares!!!!!!!!!
Re: mal –
Piss poor comment, dick. Get an original opinion or fuck off and go spout your shit on mylittlepony.com.
You - "Oh why, oh why if you love Britney/Perez/Paris/Lyndsey etc etc blah blah so much, do you read mean and horrible things about them?"
Everyone else - "Oh balls off you pathetic shitty piece of fanny rag, I read it because I want to"
People "bother" reading other comments because they're interested in the opinion of other people, you dense fuck.
Re: BRIE –
I hate Brie. It makes me vomit. It tastes like Perez's cock…oh, you are Perez's cock?! *blows chucks*