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"Britney Spears' Troubles: All About Cousin Alli?"
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Britney Spears' Troubles: All About Cousin Alli?
No program has ever been installed in Britney Spears that commands her to stay home, clean the house, make a PBJ sandwich and catch “24." This would also mean spending time with her baby sons.
I am told that Britney’s partying ways and her hell-bent rush to self-destruction means she will never get custody of her kids again from Kevin Federline.
“She will always be a visitor now,” sneered a source.
According to my sources, Federline’s camp filed motions in court beginning last Friday take the kids away from Spears. Among other things, they claimed that she hadn’t made arrangements for parent counseling or drug testing, which the court ordered.
Cited in the papers was the declaration of Britney’s former bodyguard, who claimed he’d witnessed Spears parading around nude in front of her kids and doing drugs at a restaurant.
Despite the fact that last week Spears was described by the judge as a habitual drug user, the singer simply decided to ignore his opinion.
Instead of keeping her kids at home and warm and safe, she took them to a Malibu diner where paparazzi hounded them. So great was Britney’s need for public approbation that she pimped out the kids.
What made it worse was news that she was driving without a valid driver's license. Of course, reports of a prior late night drinking champagne didn’t help.
The big question is why? Why is she doing all this? Who is advising her? The answer is no one. She has no manager or publicist. She doesn’t speak to her own mother, upon whom she served legal papers months ago. That leaves Britney with her cousin Alli — and that’s another story.
Sources tell me that Alli, who is not a close cousin of Britney, has set out to remake her own personal version of “All About Eve” or “Gaslight.”
“She wants her own career as a singer,” my source says. “She’s very ambitious and going after it. They recently played her demos up a the label and everyone loved them.”
All this talk about Alli and her possible motives to see Britney fail makes us wonder who the pop star’s actual inside friends might be. And who is advising her to get drunk and drive around without a license, using her kids as passengers?
This whole episode is reminiscent of Anna Nicole Smith. All the strange plot points in Smith’s recent life: the pregnancy, the death of her son, the rise of her personal shrink as her doctor, Anna’s own death — should look like a blueprint for Britney. Someone should sober her up and make her read these stories, unless she wants to wind up a 25-year-old corpse.
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Re: Think ABout It –
#213: shut the fuck up. you would lose your kids too? you dumb ass cock.
britney has a liscense.. just a LA one not a CA one.
meth? whoever said she was on meth.. trust me.. you would know if she was on meth. doing meth causes scaleyness of the skin and other VERY visible things. know ur shit b4 u accuse.
WOW that's some crazy shit. Alli will not get far thats for sure.
I've been saying ALL ALONG that Britney is the next Anna Nicole story… it's sad to say, but the plot line is there!!!
Britney is sooooo obvioulsy on Meth. And Ali is Enabler #1…This story screams of "The Anna Nicole Story" and now that the kids are out of the way, manager gone, attorney, parents etc. How long will it be before we hear "that frantic 911 call" played over and over on ET and Access Hollywood? And then we will have the housekeeper come forward to say she saw Ali, "Flushing drugs down the toilet" and that while Britney laid dying, Ali was on the phone selling the story, and positioning herself to be Front page news. Then the OK! exclusive for 1.2 million, then the book deal, and then Ali's own recording contract singing covers of Britney's hits!!!….But then, the final front page shocker—Ali and KFed were lovers all along and planned the whole thing!!!!
I am the Lizard King!!!
blahblahblah.. sick of brit
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daily posts on zaccy would be very much appreciated, perez
Peolpe that keeping on cheering for Bitchney are ignoant trailor trash! She made her own bed and now needs to lay in it!
No feeling sorry for that unfit mother! Her kids deserve more from a parent!
She is a worthless freak!
FUCK HER, LET HER DIE
That's Alli Sims? She's got one hell of a photoshopper shopping the shit out of her press pictures. Britney's scowling face is outshining that gnome's in this pic. I thought it couldn't be done.
To be in the spotlight 24/7 and have NOBODY in the world to trust must be excrusiating! Her employees, friends and even her own mother have turned on her! K-Fed looks like the good guy in all of this…Have we forgotten who K-fed is? a Loser deadbeat Gold digger and now that tables have turned he's playing his cards and comeing out on top…what has this world come to??? I couldn't imagine living her life!!! Poor Britney she needs help…and it's not even her fault! Anyone would be messed up under the circumstances!!!
I have been thinking of Anna Nicole in reference to Britney for months!!! You hit this write on…
Re: Splick – no, not first
Hey Wuz Up? I Think leave her alone all the media is showing is the party nights making it seem like its an everyday thing she does. I'm sure she have enough time with the kids to be a mom i mean damn she's not old young girls like to party
Love them and leave them, that's what you pop cult freaks are used to do.. use and abuse them, britney spears, it was pleasure before pain. give the child a break, she's f*@#'d up. Let's not get it twisted..KFed is just as bad. It's ironic that his pr peeps are better than hers because she paying for his. WHAT?!
Everyone is condemming Britney. As if Kevin is a perfect angel. NOT, The kids should have been taken away from BOTH OF THEM
Re: Kat – -Turned their back on HER ? She pushed her family away and fired any employees that said anything to her about her "problem". Yea KFed is a golddigger, but he IS the lesser of two evils right now. "Not her fault"? You are either very young and NAIVE or on drugs like Brit-Brit. IT IS ALL HER FAULT,PERIOD. Also like Brit-Brit you aren't even thinking about the kids welfare. I just hope she straightens out in time to get the kids back. Because they do need to be with her, but NOT right now.
I really don't think she's doing coke….she's too chubby…….remember how skinny linsay lohan used to be? that's a cokehead…..britney's just a drunk and probably smokes a lot of pot…….meth……definitely NOT….she's just to PLUMP!!!
you don't need publicists or managers to know that driving without a license, using crack or drinking excessively are bad decisions!! hope she cleans herself up, those boys need some stability and a good mother…
There is someone to blame for a lot of Britney's troubles. Voodoo, black magick, santeria, whatever you want to call it, someone is and has been using it on her for sometime. I believe she is aware of the negative energy around her but doesn't understand what it means.
Dude.. She is so not on meth.. Try rolls, coke and smoking the good and probably dropping some LSD every once in a while.. not meth though.. other wise she would totally be shit..no eating nothing..She would be as skinny as a rail and would look way older by now.. especially since this has been about 8 months to a year in..but I think her drug of choice is the X ta the y and the z.
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT SHE NEEDS SOME ONE TO HELP HER I THINK SHE IS LOOSING IT. SHE SHOULD CONTACT AMERICAN IDOL AND GET SOME HELP SO SHE CAN GET HER KIDS AND LIFE IN ORDER. I FEEL BAD FOR THE KIDS NOT HER.
wow…lol
This news about Britney and her recent MESS is very unfortunate. Just goes to show that she cares about nothing but herself. Very sad for her children…that I believe she was seriously NOT READY FOR. Her irresponsible nature combined with her careless attitude make for a story sure to be in the headlines for months. I just hope that someone will reach out to her and get it through her head that her actions the past couple years are very destructive.
Poor Brittany. She's really going threw it. I hope someone really helps her and I hope she helps herself
If she were on meth she would be terribly skinny. duh!!!!
I think her family should ban together and stick her ass in rehab or the nut house. what ever one works. who know how long she has been on drugs!!!
WTF is wrong with everyone blaming everyone. Britney Spears is a grown woman making her own decisions. it's no one's fucking fault but her own that she didn't have a CA DL. Sure, her cousin, or whoever could influence her, but so what, it's ultimately your own responsibility and no one else's.
I think we're seeing what fame does to a person, every time i see anything about her now I feel awful for her and I remember that interview where they asked her about the paparazzi and she began to cry wishing they would leave her alone. Perhaps she is trying to ruin herself, trying to become a loser, that way maybe they'll leave her alone and she and have a life again. she's a victim
i'm saying Brit will be dead by the end of the year =/
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH BRITNEY.
WHO GIVES A FUCK.
yES SHES A DRUGG ADDICT..N NEEDS SUM SERIOUSE HELP BUT PFFTTT I THINK THERE ARE MUCH BETTER CELEBRITIES TO WRITE ABOUT..YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT ARE MAMING GREAT FILMS OR HELPING THE ENVIROMENT.
Yes everyone loves reading gossip..and everyone loves to hate britney AND SEE WHAT SHES DONE NOW.
BUT I THINK MAYBE A LITTLE LESS BRITNEY IS THE WAY TO GO!!
britany needs someone older to teach her to be a good mother and does not want anything from her or is too scared to tell her when she is doing wrong.there are still people in louisiana who were raised right
Re: suggestion –
Please, Shitters is defaming HERSELF way more than anyone else could possibly do. Shitney HAS NO CHARACTER LEFT! She's just a sad, ugly, fat, bloated crackwhore methheaded boozehound with a rotten, smelly, STD-infested deathtrap between her legs (it prolly smells like rotten tuna and is covered with white cottage-cheese lookin infections since she doesnt know how to wash herself), saggy, nasty udders, and fungus-encrusted, deformed, rotten feet that she crams into busted-assed boots. Oh, and it looks like a hailstorm hit her fat ass, that thing is so dented and cellulite-ridden. I bet her dresses all have big brown stains all down the back, and she prolly leaves shitstains on all the chairs she sits on, since her ass prolly leaks from all the strange cocks she has shoved up there…she prolly farts and shits herself. She looks like she smells like B.O., diarrhea, puke, cig smoke, and rotten feet. She's covered in food stains because she doesnt know how to wash her clothes or herself. I hope she dies…and her clothes need to be burned, especially those rotten boots and that stupid-assed bird hat. I want to smack that thing off her head. Oh, and dont even get me started on her HAIR! Ugh, it is so dirty…and dirty hair REEKS! She is a disaster and should hang herself…I HATE SHITNEY SOOOOO MUCH! DIE SHITNEY SMEARS, DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!