The Most Unfunny Show Of The Fall Season
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Ya, that Caveman shitcom premieres tonight.
How bad is it?
Click here to watch a preview.
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it looks funny im soo watching it
I THINK THIS LOOKS HALARIOUS!!!! Perez I thought you were open-minded! You never know, maybe there will be some caveman-on-caveman action ; )
Perez, don't be such a hater. This show takes place in San Diego, the shit hole border town to the South of us. This is simply normal behavior for the tards that live there. This is what they look like, dress like, and act like. Let it go hater.
Pure hatred is what fatFu8K is displaying here , he is a hater plain and simple.
HIS GAY GAY GAY SHOW—–> What Booberry Says TANKED AND GOT CANCELLED.
You think he wants others to succeed?
i was going to watch it to see if it was awful…it was. i couldnt watch more than 5 minutes then had to change it.
Re: Perez=Pretentious – ——————As a gay man myself I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!! So true Perez TRIES EXTREMELY HARD EVERYDAY TO SOUND HIP/Cool ahead of the masses.
When in REALITY he is a fat sweaty ugly pig with NO SENSE FOR MUSIC FASHION OR OTHERWISE - He HAS TO BE THE WORST DRESSED GAY MALE THAT EVER LIVED.
Not to mention all those photos of his drippy peen all over the web on gay cruising sites. Him and Larry Craig have alot in common no gay men will date them..so they have to "cruise" for dirty gay sex….eeeew.
What more should anyone expect?!? The GEICO commercials were just as lame.
I just watched it and thought it was actually pretty funny. I'll definitely watch again.
I watched it and thought it was pretty hilarious.
OMG it's so bad.
It wasn't too bad. The best part was when one of the original cavemen from one of the commercials showed up in some of the scenes at the end. You know you've seen those commercials too many damn times when you start recognizing which caveman is which
As usual Perez has no idea what he ois talking about before he spouts off. The examples are endless and this just ads to it. The show was fine. For a first episode I would say it has some real potential. But as usual 'Super Cool' Perez has to try to jump on the bandwagon. How is Fidel doing?
Wow. Where can I sign up for a job creating tv shows? What a joke.
Actually I rather watch it better than, living with the Lohans
i would say that'll be cancel after one episode.
Re: Ugh – & like you whites don't! hahah, get an education & don't tell me that Hispanics & African-Americans turn everything into a race issue because that is not true. Americans are the ones that do that, when Perez blogs about a Hispanic all the racist Americans come out & start bad mouthing the Hispanics, by insulting them, calling them the same names over & over again. If you guys are trying to offend us then please come up with new stereotypes & names to call us. You dumb ass. See? you're the one that's turning this whole thing into a race issue. Go fuck your cousin you hillbilly!
I thought it was a stupid idea, but the show was a lot funnier than I thought.
Oh Jesus. Really? OK, I'll just go book my plane ticket, grab an axe and head on over to ABC.
i don't know its not terrible.. i had a few laughs!
I thought it was funny!
I Loved the Pilot Episode! Really excited for more!
Sam Huntington is a riot.
I can't believe they bumped George Lopez for this shit..
Perez wrong again. The show wasn't half bad.
Let rob zombie be the director lol
Cavemen from hell :O
they canceled the george lopez show for this garbage….lol …abc suits r fools
I did not understand it.
It was funny - I laughed a few times.
those guys don't look like tht ones in the commercial.
I'm going to tune in just to see how it does. I have to admit, I didn't even know they were coming out with a show like this until you posted the vid. Where was the promotion?
Don't be fooled by this awful preview. The witty banter is anough to make anyone sit and listen. My favorite parts has to do with Nick having a problem with "out of species" dating, and Andy trying to get over his girlfriend who cheated on him by Nick useing him only for his travelers checks that he keeps in a pansy of a fanny pack. Pretty funny, you just have to watch it without any pre-conceptions.
just watched…it was horrible..i laughed once
Can y'all say "shiteous?"
Caveman was great!!! I love the line of sorry guys Im driving the boxster and I have oranges in the passenger seat. Sorry guys its here to stay
Dude.. It was the worst thing ever..
but the carpool show right after it was pretty cool
it' was pretty good!! I wanted to see more of the one in the commercial. I love the way he's always pissed off!!
I watched it tonight. Nothing great, but it is still better than a lot of shows that get the press around here like The Hills, Disney crap, etc.
AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT NEGROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEY CANCELLED GEORGE LOPEZ FOR THIS SHOW! THESE STUPID PEOPLE! ITS PRETTY SAD TO SEE HOW DESPERATE THESE PEOPLE ARE TO TAKE LATINOS OUT OF T.V! THEY WOULD RATHER PUT SOME STUPID "CAVEMEN" RATHER THAN LATINOS! THATS PATHETIC AND SAD!
Cant believe this shit is on tv…bad enough we are bombarded with the stupid geico commercials and now this. I would never buy their insurance on principle alone/ If everything is such a joke I can only imagine how they handle their business.
I liked it, and nick swardson is on it so it was so great
THEY CANCELLED LOPEZ BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE AFAMILY OF FAT, UGLY WETBACKS ON TELEVISION EVERY WEEK. I KNOW I SURE DIDN'T. YEAH NBC!!!! NO MORE WETBACKS!!!
ALL THIS SHOW IS MISSING IS A FAT FLAMING HEADED FAG!
NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMAN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV NO MORE CAVEMEN WETBACKS ON AMERICAN TV. CAVEMAN GEORGE LOPEZ WAS TOO UGLY!! THESE GUYS ARE CUTER AND MUCH SMARTER THAN WETBACK CAVEMAN LOPEZ!
to think this is why they canceled the George Lopez show…lame!
The caveman show was less annoying than the damn Geiko commercials. Clearly sponsors did not line up to buy time in a show so closely associated with a company and product. However, the real STINKER was carpool. First, if you are setting a show in car, you have to have tolerable blue screen technology, not just a car with projected stuff running behind it. Either that or camp it up and use dated black and white instead of color. Second rule of sitcoms, hire someone who can write jokes.
I still think that Spencer Pratt should be the blonde caveman in the show!!! hahahahaha he wouldn't even need the "caveman" makeover! he looks just like one, wait he looks more like a caveman then the ones on the show! LMAFO
the lopez show was stupid and never funny advertisers ran away in droves i'm glad they cancelled it because i would rather watch cavemen anyday than dumb old unfunny lopez
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
This show looks hilarious. I love the commercials.
Perez is jealous cause these cavemen look better than him.
If you say it sucks, it must be good.
Hate all you want. I thought it was funny.
I saw the season premiere tonight and it was hilarious! Very smart comedy writers. You don't know funny, Perez.
They canceled George Lopez 4 this Pendejos!
It surprised me how funny the show was. It was a cute pilot. I'm actually excited for next weeks episode
RETARDED!
I actually watched it. It sucked…so horrible, barely funny and i was really looking forward to it! i loved the commercials. so disappointed…
Re: stephanie –
Seriously, shut the fuck up you uneducated piece of shit. Now, I know this may come as a shock to you but maybe the show was bumped because it was *gasp!* NOT FUNNY! I've seen the george lopez show, and I think he is a great guy, but his show sucked. Before you start bashing on "evil whitey", I come from a brazilian and irish family, so don't come at me with the racial generalizations. It's a show about cavemen for christ sake. Good job somehow making it into a race issue though. Kill yourself.
BTW, I love the Geico Cavemen and I thought it was pretty funny.
TV Week says the writing in "Talk to the Hand" snaps, crackles and pops. I know what I'll be watching.
This show blows @$$!!! it was so stupid!!!
Perez don't be skanky. This show is going to be hilarious. Did you see the one caveman on the View yesterday? He was HIGH-larious, making fun of all the ladies. I think it's just humour that's over your head. That's cool though.
I LOVED the first episode, I wouldn't go on this clip alone-give it a chance!
I caught one of these guys on the view - it was so bad (he was in character) I had to turn the TV off.
The clip above was pretty bad too.
If fact, the whole thing is a bad idea.
I watched. For the most part is was funny. That one with glasses, nic I think… What a flaming dick. He's my fave. Much better than Carpoolers. Only thing good there was Mr. Romijn topless.
It totally sucked ass!
Re: jennifer – It didn't hurt.
will not last long
Sorry guys, this is sure to piss some of you off, but if you didn't like this show its probably because you're dumb. what makes the show funny is the fact that at some time in history on some level this shit really happened. Homo sapiens and neanderthals (cavemen) coexisted tens of thousands of years ago. If they were still around today this show might be what life would be like. Primal grunting and all.
This show was surprisingly funny. It was pretty clever…
Haha FaG! This show kicked ass! This only goes to show: ur so stupid perez and you dont know sh*t.
I liked it!
I saw the show last night and it was not funny! They got rid of Geroge Lopez for this……ABC needs a reality check! Carpoolers dumb too…and I like most of the actors!
Not all white people are racist, thank you. Perhaps you should refrain from generalizations.I agree with LOLA.. cut the stupid BS.. you are just racist for making that statement! shudup! ANyways this show sucks!
I saw the first episode last night (would you believe I was looking forward to this?!) and it was soooo bad. NOT ONE BIT FUNNY. I didn't even crack a smile . I wouldn't be surprised if this "show" got cancelled before airing a second episode. The only thing funny is that I was looking forward to seeing this! haha! (Well, those auto insurance commercials are funny…)
Worst idea for a show since "Cop Rock"
I loved this show. I thought it was light, humorous, silly, fun, great one liners — and it's not all about race - geez, that's a bit race-centric! There's so much more — there is commentary on social class, heterosexuality, lifestyle, all those great things that make our American culture — pay attention — don't miss it! ha ha
This show was so bad! They created a sitcom based on a freaking commercial??? that is lame! I watched 5 minutes and completely shut the boob tube off t.v. is getting so bad!
What a shitous show, I was totally excited bout the premier of this show got all wrapped up in the hipe of it at least until I saw it last night. The script sucked, the actors where boring, and frankly the commercials are better. Hope this doesn't last to long.
okay i just gotta say when i first saw the previews for this piece of shit i thought it was another one of those geico commercials just rly extended i kept waiting for it to end with geico to my surprise its a fucking show like are you kidding me this is going to be a complete disaster the people on it just ruined there own careers or clearly they didnt have one to begin with.
OK SO I WATCHED LASTNIGHT & I KNEW IT WOULD SUCK BUT I STILL SUBJECTED MYSELF TO A SHOW THAT WAS SO DUMB I FELT IT SUCKING ALL MY BRAIN CELLS FROM MY BODY IT MADE ME DUMMER BY THE SECOND WATCHING IT & ITS A HALF HR. OF MY LIFE ILL NEVER GET BACK DONT WATCH PLEASE THERES A REASON WE HAVE THING CALLED EVILUTION & BY WATCHING THIS SHOW WE ARE DEFINATELY TAKING 80 STEPS BACKWARD IN LIFE
I actually thought parts of it were funny. "Crave the Cave"
omg this shit is hilarious… all u dumb fucks obviously like mainstream humor.. cause this is funny and george lopez, im tired of his lame accent.. glad hes off ..
I got to the first commercial break and that was it for me. It was an insult to my intelligence. I think that if they used the same guys as in the commercials, it wouldnt have been that bad. But seriously, the commercials were funny because they were 30 second long one-liners. The tv show dragged out the joke and made it stupid and rediculous. Im surprised they even o.k.ed the pilot.
It wasn't that bad.
wow, i thought this show was pretty damn funny. lots of unexpected one-liners. probably too high brow for those of you whose goal in life is to be the first to say "first!" in these comments.
RE EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT RACE: The cavemen were here before ALL of us, so knock it off! They are a race of their own. And this show looks funny as fuck, Perez, you really are dummy if you think your garbage show celeb rapper is actually worth a shit. NO FUCKING WAY I'd sit through that shit — EVER! But your blog is the bologna w/ the cheese, bitch.
I THOUGHT THIS SHOW WAS GONNA BLOW BUT I ENDED UP LMAO. THERE WAS SOMETHING SO ODD ABOUT IT. THE SHOW IS DIFFERENT, I LIKE IT. ESPECIALLY THE SNOBBY ONE. I WILL WATCH AGAIN NEXT TUES.
i thought it was pretty funny!
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americans deserve this shit