What Really Matters

You're Britney Spears and you've just lost custody of your kids. What do you do?

You go tanning!

Monday afternoon, after surrendering her two boys to Kevin Federline's bodyguard, the popwreck went to Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon.

Tan the pain away!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 12:56 am / Email this »

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ruby says – reply to this

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pathetic
Dan says – reply to this

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PEREZ U FAT FUCK GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR CHOKE ON A COCK.. stop tryin to live off hatin on britney, we already know shes a trainwreck, look at urself u fuckin bastard
gabby says – reply to this

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freaken loozzzzzzeeeerrrrr….. she don't care for her kids at all. Good that them kids are not with her. God bless them kids. Now is up to K-Fed.
yupp says – reply to this

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stupid bitch!!!!
pixiechick says – reply to this

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is she serious
jennzz says – reply to this

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hehehehe i figured it would involve HERSELF,, cuz she is a selfish ass bitch

yuck,,
can't stand this cunt
james says – reply to this

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perez you heartless fat bastard.
LoveMeSomeBrit says – reply to this

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Easy to judge her from a picture taken in a fraction of a second, huh, Perez? Would you rather her be sitting at home shooting up?
Oh wait, yes you would.
AlwaysRight says – reply to this

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YOU
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HAVE
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GOT
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TO
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BE
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KIDDING!
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SHE
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IS
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SO
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DAMN
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IRRESPONSIBLE
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SHE
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HAS
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NO
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CLASS
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SHE
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HAS
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NO
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SHAME
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WHY
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CAN'T
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SHE
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GROW
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UP
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HOW
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CAN
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PEOPLE
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FEEL
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SORRY
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FOR
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HER
damn says – reply to this

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leave her alone!!! enough already!!!
mia says – reply to this

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surprise……..
rebecca says – reply to this

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WHORE!!!!!!!! What a fuckin piece of shiT!!!
Brooke says – reply to this

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unbelievable…
the next anna nicole…
meredith says – reply to this

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perez, you just put up a bunch of reused photos and stories. you just separated old stories into several new headlines. lame. and now this
meredith says – reply to this

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perez, you just put up a bunch of reused photos and stories. you just separated old stories into several new headlines. lame. and now this
Andrew says – reply to this

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What a loser.
Always Right says – reply to this

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GO
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AWAY
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BRITNEY
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SPEARS
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GET
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A
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LIFE
Bytch says – reply to this

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She's probably too fucked up to even care about her kids.
R says – reply to this

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I'm getting sick of reading about this shit.

Everything she does is NEGATIVE.

The bitch can't do anything right.
mel says – reply to this

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so what else is new?
ANhellIKA says – reply to this

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Here comes another death by overdose!!!

You know it's coming…

Can someone put her in an institution for her own sake?!?!?!

PEREZ: love ya bitch ♥
musica says – reply to this

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wow I'm 2nd!
GetOvaIt says – reply to this

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Seriously, give it a break. you people will not be happy til' she kills herself. Jeez, wtf did she do to deserve losing her kids. So far I haven't read anything that has been reported that is bad enough to justify her being labeled a horrid mother.
AND says – reply to this

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SHE WAS OUT, PARTYING AT THE PENINSULA HOTEL, TOO!
WOW says – reply to this

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*smdh* I can't believe this. I never thought the day would come when I would be in Kevin's corner, but I am–100%! What is wrong with her?! Oh yeah, I forgot…EVERYTHING!

GET HELP, BRIT!!
yo mama says – reply to this

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wait a minute…she doesn't have to give them up til wednesday…didn't you just say that a few posts down????
wow says – reply to this

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WOW
Rae says – reply to this

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I'm going to Disney World.
lil says – reply to this

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second
AliRocksUrMissedMatchedSocks says – reply to this

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maybe she wanted to feel better after losing her kids?? who knows..
courtney used to like this page says – reply to this

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you're turning evil. i will not sit for your sliminess. you've just lost a long-time daily reader. get some real news.

wishing for someone to kill herself so that you can profit is sociopathy. seek help perez.
what?! says – reply to this

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um….is that her VAG AGAIN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait im probably stupid. that wasnt a pic from tonight was it?!
kingelvis says – reply to this

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PEREZ, I SO TOTALLY WANT TO INSERT A METH ANAL SUPPOSITORY UP YOUR SLOPPY PIG BOTTOM HOTT HOLE. YOU AND ME, WE'LL EDGE FOR A FEW DAYS WHILE WE TWEAK. THEN WE'LL USE A DOUBLE HEADED DILDO TO HAVE MUTUAL PROSTATE ORGASMS. THAT IS MY FANTASY YOU DIRTY BEAR CUB.
Yessy says – reply to this

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You've Got to be Joking ??? Britney please wake up and get help..Do it for your children..who need you and their Dad..
AlwaysRight says – reply to this

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THE
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TANNING
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SALON
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CONFIRMED
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SHE
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WAS
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THERE
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TODAY
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BRITNEY
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STAY
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HOME
robertj says – reply to this

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she was just seen at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills with someone driving for her. So she DID go out to drink!
help her says – reply to this

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she needs help. she is probably trying to function and go about life. I think she is in shock. in no way can she be feeling this yet. and for KFED- the goldigging USEr. I knew it the first time I saw your slimy snake inbred face. you knew you had hit a goldmind and you USED her. no wonder shes so hurt and confused. YOU LIED TO HER and married her. may KFED rot on his own karma.
Just Me says – reply to this

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I'm over her…..

Buh Bye
traci says – reply to this

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This is an old picture. Perez give it a rest already. Aren't there any gays you want to "OUT'? And for anyone that says she needs to kill herself..I think you're the ones that need the REAL help. Wishing something like that onto another human being is disgusting.
thatz right bitch says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
GO PEREZ! KEEP HATIN ON THIS BITCH!! TEAR HER WHITE TRASH ASS APART!!!
me thinks says – reply to this

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i read this on another website 8 hours ago. your slipping Perez.
tp says – reply to this

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she needs help…its really sad. britney come stay with me, and you will get your life back sorted out
me says – reply to this

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I WONDER WHAT OTHER FUCKED UP EXCUSE BRITNEY SPEARS FANS WILL COME UP WITH NEXT?!

FIRST IT WAS SARAH SILVERMAN
SECOND IT WAS A BROKEN HEEL

WHEN ARE YOU IDIOTS GOING TO REALIZE YOU ARE GLORIFYING WRECKLESS BEHAVIOR!?

SURE THERE ARE WORSE PEOPLE OUT THERE, BUT IT ISN'T INJUSTICE FOR ALL! PLUS, SHE IS A PUBLIC FIGURE!
WHAT!! says – reply to this

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df says – reply to this

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i would fuck the shit out of her, not goin to lie
what is wrong with this girl?? says – reply to this

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what is wrong with this chic,,she doesnt care about her kids,, im glad they not with her anymore she is just a bomb waiting to explode,, she needs to seek serious help before its to late,, and where are her TRUE friends,, someone needs to get in her damn face and smack the shit out of her,,she is losing all touch with reality,,GET SOME HELP GIRL!!!!!!
BETH says – reply to this

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YOU GO PEREZ I CANT KEEP UP WITH YOU.!

BRITNEY SUCKS
EW says – reply to this

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SHES DONE ALL THIS ATTENTION IS A STUPID PUBLICITY STUNT FOR A WASHED UP ARTIST!!!!

HELLLOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DONT YOU SEE THAT IDIOTS WATCH WHEN HER CD COMES SHE GUNNA BE SKINNY AND SELL MILLIONS
Karen says – reply to this

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Damn. She has lost her mind. It's quite sad to watch someone so successful throw their life away on drugs and partying. She has two beautiful babies that she doesn't appreciate. I'm glad Kevin got custody. She is a very pathetic, immature, excuse for a human being, and especially a mother. I don't understand how anyone could support her. I agree with anyone who says she's going to be the next Anna Nicole. She needs to be locked away.
J to F says – reply to this

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Oh Britney. The train wreck that I cannot avert my eyes from. Now that you cannot harm your kids, please never change.
AlwaysRight says – reply to this

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YOU
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CAN
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BET
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SHE
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COULD
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NOT
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WAIT
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TO
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GIVE
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THOSE
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KIDS
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TO
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KEVIN
Megan says – reply to this

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What the HELL is wrong with her????
victoria says – reply to this

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this pic is SO OLD!!! how do you know she went tanning today. pics please?
wes says – reply to this

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i feel bad for her.
yuracunt says – reply to this

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Who cares, let the girl be. It's not like she lost her leg or something. She can always have more kids, get over it. There just kids, man people. Britney is fine, sure she has problems we all do.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Gee Britney,
try not to be so sad about
losing custody…
just what kind of lollipop
is that?
THE END IS NEAR BRIT says – reply to this

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im seriously over her, her career is dead, lets talk about something else, the bottom line is her career is basically over, and everyone is getting very sick of talking about her….lets move on…
AJ says – reply to this

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despicable, well this just shows you that she doesn't care about her kids and she's more concerned with her big fat body
OMG says – reply to this

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what a douchebag. she's disgusting. Anyone in the right state of mind would be in hysterics about losing custody of their kids. Maybe the tanning bed can burn a few more brain cells and make Britney even stupider. what a sorry excuse for a human being.
paula perez says – reply to this

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esta LOCA,LOCA,necesita una BRUJULA
COME ON says – reply to this

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TALKING ABOUT THIS GIRL SEEMS TO BUILD A BREEDING GROUND FOR HATE!! SHE IS PROBABLY OVER AND DONE WITH AND ALL YOU'VE POSTED ARE LIKE 6 ALL DAY, NEXT!
Jones says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH IS OVER AND DONE WITH. HER CAREER, MONEY AND KIDS NOW! HOW SAD! THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUT ON SUICIDE WATCH HONESTLY. I'M SURE NOW THAT K-fUCK CAN BUY THAT 3M HOME IS RENTING THAT THAT CRACK WHORE EX OF HIS. WHAT SMART GUY CAN HATE THE PLAYER. K-F FUCKED HER UP SO BAD JESUS LOL- I FEEL SORRY FOR HER LOL- OMG - IS SLEEPIN IS PEACE NOW DONE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY ANYMORE HIS SET FOR LIFE! BRITNEY WHO? WE SHOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL SVC FOR THIS BITCH.
Angel says – reply to this

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SHE DELIBERATELY LOST CUSTODY OF HER KIDS…AS LONG AS THEY'RE "TAKEN AWAY" SHE GETS TO PLAY A VICTIM…IF SHE JUST GAVE THEM TO KEVIN LIKE SHE WANTED TO ANYWAY, THAN TO THE PUBLIC SHE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH. THAT'S HOW FUCKED IN THE HEAD SHE IS! NOW IN HER MIND SHE GETS BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD OF A MOTHER YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS TAKEN AWAY? PHOTOS ARE ALREADY ON ANOTHER SITE OF HER OUT TONITE ALL SMILES! IN FACT, SHE LOOKS HAPPIER THAN SHE HAS IN YEARS.
THE LIFE OF BRITNEY SPEARS says – reply to this

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girl starts out on mickey mouse club
girl then becomes famous singer
then stupid girl marries dumb guy
then girl flips her lid and looses her career
the end.
THANK GOD, SHE'S A SHITTY MOTHER says – reply to this

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Listen up retardo Britney fans, your "hero" is a selfish loser that doesn't care about her kids. She WANTED to lose custody to get rid of them so she can go out and party and not care what anyone thinks. How else do you explain her failure to clean up her act? All she cares about is herself. Shopping, tanning, exposing herself and doing drugs is all that matters to her. Britney is a spoiled brat.
LINDA says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU COLD-BLOODED UGLY FUCK LOL I LOVE YOU!!

I HONESTLY BELIEVE ALI IS FEEDING THAT POOR BRITNEY SOME DRUGS? PEREZ YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT BITCH.

TO K-FED CONGRATULATION!!!!!!! YOUR OFFICIALLY RICH NOW BIATCH!
Mimi says – reply to this

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Now will you leave her alone, asshole? Let's hope the kids are happy WITHOUT THEIR MOTHER.
siobhan says – reply to this

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Sometimes you make choices that eff you up in a soul way. And your stock plummets. As a mommie I am on her side. To take her babies away is ugly. I speak from experience, I also had 2 children with an opportunist. K-flaw is obvious. $$$ What a loser! I don't love her, but I understand.
Jesus Christ says – reply to this

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Jesus christ, are you in love or jealous of this girl or something?

Stop talking about her already, you sound so fucking pathetic and gay.

oh wait, you are a fag.
Delurker says – reply to this

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Why does nobody ever mention those NARCOTIC LOLLIPOPS she's always seen sucking on??
LeroyJekins says – reply to this

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I guess being a parent is not really important to Britney. I don't want to hear from her fanboys/fangirls that Britney is young. She is not young she is 25 going on to 26. She is certainly old enough to know better. I know that Christina Aguliera will be a better mom than Britney.
Slater Granite says – reply to this

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Who gives a rats ass. What if they planned it this way and the people who are following it (like it's everybodies business) are being the ones that are "PUNKD"?????????
jen says – reply to this

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i regret saying earlier that i felt bad for her. after seeing these photos and that video of her smiling i really think she isn't even upset she lost her children. pathetic.
? says – reply to this

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what is wrong with that Bitch? I think she really is living in her own little world.
Julia says – reply to this

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is she sad at all?
HisMattjesty says – reply to this

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Enough of this cunt's………………..errrrr…………………cunt already.
DONNA says – reply to this

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She has to look good for all the parties and men she is going to f@@@
HisMattjesty says – reply to this

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Re: Mimi – They ARE better off without their mother!
BRaver says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF P-GIZ, YOU TALENT'ESS DOUCHE BAG!!!!
JT says – reply to this

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Everybody should quit making a big deal everytime a celebrity has a wardrobe malfunction. When you are getting out of a car with at least 50 cameras hovering over you, one of those things are bound to happen. Why don't you write about other celebrities instead of Britney all the time? We all know you don't like her, but why bash her everytime a story comes out? I would like to hear something good about her from you sometime. You can't just go on writing stuff like this about celebrities all your life. Pretty soon people will be saying "Perez Who?"
matilda says – reply to this

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you know if she does kill herself it could be a huge blow to blogger sites like this. you will all get criticized and blamed for all the shit you talk about her. You better pray she doesn't..

Let's just hope she gets pregnant by someone else and really fat.. that's a lot easier to swallow.
crotchrocket says – reply to this

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She's the only mom that didn't bother to try to keep her kids.

Never have I seen such a Witch from the pits of HELL!!!!!
Snickers says – reply to this

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How much longer before we are reading her obit? And I always thought Lindsay Lohan would be the one to die first. The way it's looking now, Britney is the most f-ed up. Think about it - Nicole is pregnant, happy and getting married. Paris is behaving herself and staying out of the spotlight and Lindsay is in rehab. Britney is the only one still partying and out of touch with reality.
Janice says – reply to this

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She has a right to go any where she wants to go? Jeeeze……Just leave the girl alone already! You people have gotten what you want, these sights will now be collecting the money K-Fed has promised them for tearing the girl apart. What she should do is leave L.A. and get her shit together. Stay away from you idiots, she has to learn you are not her friends and you have bought her here to this disgusting point in her life.
Her a-hole parents need to come out of hiding and help their daughter that has supported them all these years! Oh,thats right, they now have a 14 year old to live off of,and they need to work on destroying her life now
Bloated SKANK says – reply to this

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Lollipops=drugs…………………….Check it out!
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this

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☻☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻☻

☺ I see it took about 5 minutez for her to spread her legz 4…☻

☻☻the cameraz..who dropz their kidz off early after juzt lozing☻

☻ custody? A piece of shit thatz who..I hope your kidz grow up☻

☻and kill you, but I'm sure you'll O.D. before that, hopefully skank

☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻
eb says – reply to this

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I would stick my nose in there like there was no tomorrow. Sorry people, I am a horny guy after all.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!
skinky trim says – reply to this

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to all of you whiny ass nimrods that bitch about "poor britney", here this hick goes again proving her true colors.

two weeks ago, she's ordered to drug testing and parent training. what does she do that night? goes out to the clubs til 2 am.

now her kids are taken and she's out tanning like nothing happened.

she's not crazy. the bitch is selfish and these kids are going to grow up hating her
Jenn says – reply to this

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Is this a pic from yesterday?
samie says – reply to this

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why does everyone care so much about her life…because you all dont have lives your selves…..people go through shit…but for most ppl its not shown all over the world…..the only reson why ppl are downing her is because it makes you feel good about your self..you then think ur life isnt so bad…get over it…seriously….get a life///
yay perez says – reply to this

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PEREZ KISSES HIS MOTHER WITH CUM STAINED LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MUST BE SOOO PROUD
HE IS A ONE EYED, FAT ASSED
FLYING PURPLE HAIRED
PETER EATER!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT HOT KELLI says – reply to this

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Re: ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c –
WHAT IT TAKES YOU 3 MINUTES TO SPREAD YOURS C U N T !!!!!!!!!!!!
SODOMY IS ILLEGAL says – reply to this

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I know when I have a really hard day and need to clear my head, I will go for a run or I will get my nails done or I will go to tan. NOt because it's more important than what I'm worrying about, but it's place where I can have some peace……. STOP JUDGING EVERY MOVE. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT SODOMY IS ILLEGAL AND YOU CAN'T ADOPT?
Brett says – reply to this

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Out of curiosity, that couldn't be a morphine pop, could it?
uncharteredh2o says – reply to this

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Everyone has there own way of dealing with stressful situations. Just because she isn't have a full blown breakdown for the media doesn't mean she's happy her kids have been taken from her. Should she sit home and wallow in self pity or keep herself busy. Maybe to many reminders of her boys at home.
Nicole says – reply to this

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She doesn't care about her kids and she is happy that they are gone! Stupid Bitch go away!
TOOTSIE ROLL POPS, NOT ACTIQ says – reply to this

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Re: Brett – #99. What you're talking about is the drug Actiq, which is a pain killing type drug. And it's highly controlled, and it doesn't look like a tootsie roll pop.
WHOOPI SAYS THAT MAYBE SHE'S NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS says – reply to this

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If she realized that she was not cut out for this, then why didn't she allow Kfed 70% custody, and keep it amicable…. Take care, Brit.
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT IT WAS TANYA TUCKER!!!
mimifan says – reply to this

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I was feeling really bad for brit b/c i can't imagine what it is like to have your kids taken from you. but it seems like she doesn't really care. and that's the really sad part.