What Really Matters

You're Britney Spears and you've just lost custody of your kids. What do you do?
You go tanning!
Monday afternoon, after surrendering her two boys to Kevin Federline's bodyguard, the popwreck went to Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon.
Tan the pain away!
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DUUDE PEREZ GET OVER IT! You're obsessed! Get some new material cos this is getting saaad. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE haha You're pathetic - trying to impress people by insulting someone who's been more successful than you'll ever know. You are the lowest sleaziest form of an internet personality. Grow some balls.
FU*K! LOOK AT THAT FLABBY LEG!! AND IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT A BIG BAG OF COKE ON THE FLOOR! WHAT A LOSER DOUCHEBAG BAD MOTHER! SHE NEEDS TO KEEP HER CRUSTY SNATCH CLOSED FOR ONCE!
i need to get me one of them suckers.
tanning has endorphins
At least her thunder thighs cover that wore out snatch. I've seen tighter pussies in hardcore porn.
THAT JUDGE SHOULD FORCE THIS SKANKY SHITHOLE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CLEAN OUT OUT FUCKING TWAT!!!!!!
well…………. i still love her!
Maby i would going tanning. What could i do. It would be out of my control and the judge made up his mind. Sit sob and cry I rather do that in my own home when im alone and plus i want to give the paparazzi something to talk about me not crying.
haha anyone watch the hills and hear Lauren say "Oh my gosh I just saw Lo's Britney!!"
hahaha I laughed so hard.
your more pathetic then her that u spend your time talking trash about other ppl…hope ur mothers proud!
She is soooooo ugly! She should lock herself behind closed doors!
WTF? Kfed is fighting so hard for custody of britney's kids, where was this caring father when he left his child and pregnant gf? He only cares about the attention and the $$$$$!! he is such a loser and britney does need some professional help
Do you have anything else to talk about? im sick of reading the same story on 4 of your pages. your website is pointless if you cant talk about anything else.
"SORRY Y'ALL! PANTIE CRICKETS ITCH!"
That's a damn shame. She should be mourning the loss of her children and trying to get her self HELP! I think Mr.Federline is better off with them anyway, at the rate she is going she would probably kill them and that would just make it worse.