Britney Gets Approved

Finally!
A sprinkle of good news for Britney Spears amidst the torrential downpour of unpleasantness.
The mother of two, who lost custody of her two children earlier this week, was granted a valid California drivers license on Tuesday.
Until now, Britney has been driving illegally in Los Angeles.
Spears picked up her license yesterday at the DMV office in Van Nuys. Though it is only a temporary paper license, it is valid until a permanent one is mailed.
Drive safely!
[Image by Crollalanza/Beiny/Wight via WENN.]
















































oh god.
AFRAID BECAUSE OF ROSIE?????
first
And I am not one of your creepy groupies. I am a normal person who wishes you well because I know when you have too many cooks in the kitchen it spoils the pudding.
first
lol
first…. thank god
I DON'T CARE IF BROOKE AND BRITNEY HAVE WILD LESBIAN SEX TONIGHT, DON'T BOTHER POSTING ABOUT IT, CUZ ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE!!!!!!
OMG, rosie punched the shit out of perez ya'll!!!!!!!!!
first
Britney does not drive a car,
she aims it where she wants to go.
FIRST?
wow.
go brit.
now if she can only get some coke she'll be set for awhile.
first… what happend to your eye???? Inquiring minds want to know…
nice, keep steering in the right direction girl!
ok i wasnt even close to first.
She should go play tag with a bus.
WOW
Your fans are dropping like flies and you are turning into one of those ‘d’ listers you so love to diss! You will be out on your arse in no time… its a shame.. we used to love you
:(
I was at a Tori Amos gig in Sydney the other night and she dedicated this song to you…
Perez, they set you up
But you drank pepsi from their cup
Perez, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love,
This is what is looks like
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
Well, maybe you’re a flubber
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
Perez, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank milkshakes from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Dunkin Donuts, yes
When a star falls down
When a star falls down
You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up
When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down
Perez they set you up…
And you drank 7up from their cup
1st
FIRSTTTTT
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE'S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
anyone wanna hook me up with some YaYo?
A BRITNEY FAN PUNCHED SEE HOW NICE HE'S WRITING ABOUT HER
really hope she can recover and make a comeback..first??
First
If I had a brain, I would follow the assistant and find out who she getz the drugs from … we all know it is an inside job … follow the scum sucker and bust the story wide open … you can do it PEREZ!
FIRST BITCHES!!!
First!
1st
Tell us what happened to your eye?
lets move onnn from this fug whore shall we?
first!
HAHAHA all you haters lick it!
dude lifes tough when your super rich and have access to anything you want or need and you still manage to be the biggest fuck up in the history of time
LIKE SHE DID THIS FOR HER KIDS OR SUMTHIN.
MY ASS.
FIRST BITCHES!
x
Hey, hey, hey ,hey
Ohhh…
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down
Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh…..
Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security
Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?
I say :
La la la…
FIRST!!!!!!!
?
NEAT.
I'm first?
awww.. sweet 16
lol
WHAT A FUCKIN IMPROVEMENT……NOT!!!!!!!!
Can smebody please zoom in on that photo and see what the note on the gift bag says?!?! Maybe it's something like, "Brit - Sorry you lost your kids, here's some underwear that you probably won't use?"
I bet she slipped the guy doing the test a big hello with her vaj-jay-jay so that she passed
you know perez, i'm actually proud of you. you didn't say anything unnecessarily cruel about britney. keep it up. you can be mean, but not unreasonably mean. maybe everyone will start reading your site again and stop boycotting.
Re: experezer! – if your an "experezer" why are you still posting on his website? p.s. tori amos sucks
SHE FINALLY GOT THE LICENSE FOR HER OWN GOOD NOT HER KIDS.
Re: dont u 4get about me – i love that song, I burned it from Limewire a few weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO YOUR EYE.. YOU LOVE TO DISH ABOUT EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS, HOW COME YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU… YOU ARE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT… WASTE OF SPACE BITCH…
first
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SHE’S STILL AN IMBALANCED SLUT AND THAT SHE WILL STILL KILL HERSELF!!
"For you're information, ya HATERS,
I DID NOT LOSE muh kids Tater Tot and Small Fry!
I just misplaced them is all…"
how much sooner before she gets picked up for a DUI with that license?
Re: SHITTNEY ALRIGHT! – THEY WOULD THROW YOUR SHIT BACK.
Britney loves drugs more than her children. Selfish bitch.
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone
You're a loser, Perez!
You're a loser, Perez!
You're a loser, Perez!
Go back! Clean your face!!!!!
SOME PPL HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL.
go SPEARS
YOU ROCK!!!
HATEFUL PEOPLE WILL ALWAYZ TALK SMACK…
THEY SHOULD BE LUCKY YOU ARE FEATING THEIR FAT ASSES!!!
P.L.A.S.T.I.C
Perez, u got knocked the fuck out. I don't care who did it, you will just spin it anyway. Many would pay to be able to do that.
Help! Britney!
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez's small cock(i really love britney spears)
i've never seen anyone spend their every waking moment on a computer cuz they have no life. you know thats the case when you drop out for sleep or social occasions or personal reasons and you come back and every time the same asshole is here again and again and again. never seen anyone with nothing else to do but this. amazing but very scary.
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
Re: eddy – I DID IT AND I DID IT FOR FREE
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
hi my name is SANdraDDD and i suck perez’s small cock(i really love britney spears)
Re: YOU FAT ASS – Re: YUP – Re: Rash Manly – Re: YUP – Re: BLACK EYE! BLACK EYE! BLACK GUY? BLACK EYE! – Re: YUP – Re: experezer! – Re: BLAH – Re: YUP –
Re: SANdraDDD – stop stealing people's names you fuckin loser
since when have u decided to be nice to shitney…..
remind me not to drive in the western united states. now that britney finally got those pesky sons out of the way, she wreck cars to her content. what a disgrace.
good luck to her.
wait.. what are the laws there?
can you reference them.
in my country if you have a licence from another province.. it means you can drive in another province.
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS…. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS….. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS…. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS….. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS…. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS….. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS…. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS….. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS…. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS….. I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
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Mhm I did it (Britney…….got caught) twice… And still. How did that sandwich taste!?!?!?
Mhm I did it (Britney…….got caught) twice… And still. How did that sandwich taste!?!?!?
Mhm I did it (Britney…….got caught) twice… And still. How did that sandwich taste!?!?!?
Mhm I did it (Britney…….got caught) twice… And still.. But really… How did that sandwich taste!?!?!?
Well thats one up!!! now for some DECENT outfits and maybe a bath! Who am i kidding! i would love Brit no matter how low she got!
nazty skank
Whoaaa this is news! Perez actually wishing Britney to "Drive safely"?! Quite a change from all those nasty remarks that you have been throwing at Brit nowadays. That's right, Brit Brit needs all the positive vibes she could get and quit that crab mentality Perez, celebrities have feelings too.
ONLY THE LONELY………
NOBODY LOVES YOU……
f…. poor thang cant even have a good time..Back off her Id wip K FEDS asss myself…. there all after her money and KIDS !! LOVE YA BRITT
seriously, wtf
AHH THATS BEAUTIFUL
YAY BRITTT LOVE YA GIRL
hay…….SAnDradaaaaaaaaaa. Fuck you you domb Bitch u dont even know Jeloues HOOOOOOO U dont even know
CHRISTINA AGUILERA FTW!
What the eff…not to go off topic but x17 has run an article that show how 'good of a mom' she is. WTF?!?! OMG, they are effing idiots over there if they really think Brit is a good mom. Puh-lease, they have to ask themselves if they would ever let Brit raise any of their kids (if anyone over at x17 has kids, I don't know, but seeing as how they praise Britney's parenting skills only shows me that they must have a combined IQ of -15)
Ugh, I feel sorry for those babies. They need a really stable home life.
I believe the time without her kids will give her time to heal whatever is wrong in her mind she needs a good life coach some one she does not know instead of her family hanging on and trying to help they seem to make her worse.
more gossip pleas!
Re: Gringer07 – i liked how they came up with such an innocent answer for all the rumors ”she didn;t send someone to get drugs, ohh noo she was merely getting clothes!” meanwhile theres pics of her getting out of the car with a bunch of luggage and then they say änd thats the end of that!' at the end as if they are fuckin all knowing what a load of fuckin crap x17 is….reliable and x17 should never be in the same sentence together.
I FEEL SOOOOO SORRY FOR BRIT !!!!!! PEREZ U FAT FUGLY MOLE U WOULD LOOK WORSE IF U STOOD NEXT TO BRITNEY WITH UR BLACK EYE LOL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROSIE WAT A SICK BITCH HOPEFULLY ITS TRUE THAT SHE GAVE U THE BLACK EYE AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PEREZ IS A UGLY MOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Perez you're f-n funny, but it's kinda time to lay off the girl for a bit. Don't you feel a little bad? It's sad now.
Re: SANdraDDD – U ARE A FKN LOSERRRRRRRRRR U DUMB WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAAHAH UR PROBS THAT UGLY THE ONLY GUY U COULD GET IS PEREZ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH BIATCH
poor britney…grows up getting everything she wants, every damand on call, every person at her feet, her life was perfect she got everything she wanted
anything she wants she gets, she gets more then the average person which makes her feel special obviously, anyone would feel more special sometimes if they were a star…sudden it all falls apart. all of a sudden for the first time in her life, she has had to deal with major issues…whats more is that this ONE thing, she canthave is the one thing most people have, and most important: family… then all of a sudden people start pushing her around and telling her how to handle her business, forcing her into rehab ect, ect, its just shes never delt with any of it, and now it all crumbles before her eyes all at once…
PEREZ PLEASE TALK BOUT SUM1 ELSE LIKE Johnny Depp or the playmates
Britney is a dumb whore. I am so glad that she had her kids taken away. She really is a perpetual train wreck. She needs to go in hiding and make a comeback in about 20 years. Is that you mom? poor kids….
Just wait. This bitch is going to get into another car accident!
i know i'm posting again, but i just saw the ok magazine cover of the tragically labeled "small fry" and i've become convinced that he's either got fetal alcohol syndrome or that the cheetos cheetah is his true father or possibly both. horrible.
SHE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND GO PAP CHASING, TO HOTELS AND MALLS FOR MORE MEDIA WHOREING
SHE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND GO PAP CHASING, TO HOTELS AND MALLS FOR MORE MEDIA WHOREING
SHE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND GO PAP CHASING, TO HOTELS AND MALLS FOR MORE MEDIA WHOREING
SHE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND GO PAP CHASING, TO HOTELS AND MALLS FOR MORE MEDIA WHOREING
BRITNEY IS FUNNELING MONEY TO AL QUAIDA
PLANNING TO ADOPT A FAT CUBAN
HAD A SECRET LOVE CHILD WITH BATBOY
IS SCREWING BILL CLINTON
SAVED CASTROS LIFE
PLANNING TO MOVE TO RUSSIA
PLANS TO RUN FOR NANCY PELOSIS SEAT IN THE NEXT ELECTION
HAS A SEX TAPE WITH PARIS AND PAM ANDERSON
WANTS TO BECOME AN OLSEN TRIPLET
GAVE HER KIDS METH SUPPOSITORIES
WANTS KEVIN TO FREEZE HIS SPERM FOR A THIRD CHILD
HAS BEEN FIGHTING HER DOG LONDON AT DMX'S HOUSE
WILL STAR IN A BOLLYWOOD NON MUSICAL
TOOK NAKED PICTURES AT THE ZOO
WAS SEEN MASTERBATING AT WENDYS
DROVE HER CAR INTO THE CABLE DISH SATELITE
WILL TAKE A RIDE ON THE RUSSIAN SPACE CRAFT
WILL DO A BENEFIT SHOW FOR THE TALIBAN
HAS BEEN SECRETLY SEEING MICHAEL JACKSON
WAS SEEN VACCUUMING THE BEACH IN FRONT OF HER BEACH HOUSE
STOLE MONEY FROM THE OIL FOR FOOD PROGRAM
THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR WEDNESDAY BRITNEY STORIES ASSHOLE
You should have said.. "Where my drugs at y'all?" haha.. that would have been AWESOME!!!