Headline Of The Week Weak

"Cops: Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off Infant's Stomach While Breastfeeding"
All sorts of wrong! CLICK HERE to read the story accompanying this headline.
Cops: Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off Infant's Stomach While Breastfeeding
A woman had her 5-year-old daughter and 2-month-old son with her as she took drugs and performed sex for money, New York police said.
Wendy Cook, 37, of Saratoga was arrested along with four other women during a prostitution sweep early Monday, according to Schenectady Police Lt. Brian Kilcullen.
Cook was arrested when she offered to perform a sex act on an undercover officer for money, Kilcullen said.
While Cook's children were in the car with her, she performed sex acts on at least two men for money, smoked crack cocaine in the car and even snorted cocaine off the infant's stomach while she was breastfeeding, Kilcullen said.
Cook is in Schenectady County Jail without bail on charges of prostitution and child endangerment, pending a court appearance Tuesday. Her children were turned over to family members.
















































YEAH PEREZZZZ THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR UUU!!!!! R U GOING TO BECOME PEREZITNY NOW WITH TABLOIDS???????
You've gone way over the line this time, perez! There has to be something illegal about you posting a pic of britney with that headline. Hope you're lawyered up.
What is your problem??
Why would you put a picture of Britney Spears there? Don't you think that is going a little too far?
haha holy shit. i live 10 min from saratoga. classy broads we have around here
Oh My God!!! That is the most horrible ting I have read in who knows how long.
Hello!!!! CPS needs to take the kids away now and she needs to get sent to the pokey. Dang!!!
you should stop saying people are fat erc. You are the most unattractive FAT ASS Perez out there in Hollywood. Get a grip. You are a nothing but a "Z" list loser.
alert("PEREZ,\nYou\'re a loser. Get your head out of your feculent, festering, wart-ridden ass and have a look around and smell the shit that comes out of your mouth or fingers, depending on what you\'re typing and who you\'ve been poking. Britney has nothing to do with this article and you're just sinking to a new low. Cuntwit.");
PEREZ,
You're a loser. Get your head out of your feculent, festering, wart-ridden ass and have a look around and smell the shit that comes out of your mouth or fingers, depending on what you're typing and who you've been poking. Britney has nothing to do with this article and you're just sinking to a new low. Cuntwit.
alert("PEREZ, get your head out of your feculent, festering, wart-ridden ass and have a look around and smell the shit that comes out of your mouth.");
what is wrong with people these days
WTF that is so gross she is ssuch a trash HO* !
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Fag Boi!
Who would do that near or in front of a child. That is messed up, poor babies, that mother should D.I.A.F. NO CHILD SHOULD GO THROUGH THAT. What is the world coming to?
As for putting the picture of Britney, sad but it's a ugmo picture of her. and my boyfriend used to beat off to her! gross LMAO
Luv you Perez, but c'mon. Pairing an unrelated photo with a story is just lame journalism.
Grow up Perez…….stop enlarging Britney's body and antagonizing her situation to make her as fat as you are. Stop crying on MTV about Shar Jackson getting more time, your a reality whore, the worst kind your low budget. 1st time to your website and last
Perez-when YOU fall, get ready, because Karma is a BITCH
perez I LOVE YOU!!!! everything you say is hilarious and putting brittney's picture with that story was fucking CLASSIC! The only difference between brittney and the cokewhore is that at least the cokewhore had enough time to breastfeed her kid…..brittney won't even spend time with her kids. sad, but true.
You know, I come to this website b/c I am addicted to celebrity and like to know whats going on, but this story has made me hate myself for coming to your site. Perez you are a sick, sad ,fat gay man! This story with Brit's picture crossed the line with me.I am taking you off my favorites list, and wont visit your site anymore.. I feel so small and stupid by coming here and supporting you and making money for you..I hope everybody else wakes up too and your 15 minutes are up soon…I'm so disgusted right now..
Hey Perez, what the hell is britney's picture doing there? You are a piece of SHIT, and I cant wait to see you go down…its coming…
She is gonna sue your disgusting ass and win, I see it now….
Wendy Cooks fathers is one of the owners of Funny Cide
SAD! So very very sad! I mean, Brit needs some serious help but by you pulling this shit, shes never gonna get back on track! Ever think the poor girl has suffered enough.
Get a life Perez and stop fuckin obsessing over other peoples drama! I'm sick of all the Britney Spears postings on here! And this one was a line crosser.
GROW THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER!
well, what does this have to do with britney? i'm all about gossip, but this is how incorrect rumors get started
Re: shnookums – F U!!
OMG!! I feel so bad for those kids!! See this is the shit that we need to take care of !! Celebs care about feeding children in Africa. Where are the celebs fighting to help children like this?! I remember that the lead singer of Everclear was fighting in congress about dead beat dads but, that was years ago. Thank god the abuse of these two kids got haulted in its tracks before something really bad happened to them.
whore needs to die.
That story is absolutely horrible but to put a pic of Britney above it is just downright slimey….i used to like this site but Perez that is a new low!
WHat the hell is this world coming to!
Perez, you are MEAN to put a pic of Britney on top of that nasty article. Were you bullied when you were a child? Is this your way of making yourself feel better by bringing others down with your sadness?
wha does this have to do with Britney??? LAME
She comes from a very wealthy family. They have owned horses in the Kentucky Derby
It's very wrong of you to attache a pic of Brit to this story. There was never any evidence of her actually doing drugs in fron tof her kids!!! It's very irresponsible to lead people to believe she was involved in this story. You should be exposed for what ever it is that you do wrong. I am sure you are no angel just an ugly ass fucking pig faced fat fuck who gets his kicks by talking shit. You have the worst taste in music and you think you are god. Someone needs to bring you back down in a bad way.
Re: yanks – what's funny about this comment is that he commented on your page!! Perez i think you are hilarious your website is my home page…i love the juicy gossip. This shady fuck head can get a life. Who honestly gives someone publicity that they don't like. Why fuckin' be on the website if you don't like him?? douche bag!!
Re: brunnettebitch –
That was hiliarious that Brit Brit's pic was over the headline
dude, is Perez airbrushing the pics of Brit?? just because he's a fat ass doesn't mean she is. maybe this is a photoshoped pic with Brit's face on Perez's body!
Re: Jesse – actually…there is a saratoga, ny…and saratoga springs…and saratoga lake…sorry to burst your rant
Re: Central NY, not Upstate – actually…it is upstate..central NY is from utica to a little west of rochester…sorry
that's AWESOME that you put britneys picture ip wth that article!!!! people need to learn how to take a joke!!!
Not nice! We cannot imagine what Britney goes through. How do you feel when one person says something mean about you? It ruins your day. Imagine thousands of people being negative? Britney - hang in there. You have a zillion fans. You will get through this! Leave that woman in the article in jail. Perez - try a kinder, gentler approach!
omfg my dad knows her he met her at i think a NA or AA meeting before in saratoga New York 12020…or 12866 i dont know which is ballston spa or toga >.
i counted…. thats 7 degrees of MESSED UP.
You crack me up…love the photo w/ the story.
Sadly, these children will go into the f***ed up foster system, yet our beloved Hollywood A-listers continue to support children from another continent. When will people highlighted in the media support needy American children?
I see an armpit vagina…..yep, that ones got hair!
Why are people getting so upset with perez? if you hate him so much, why take the time to post comments…morons. Your awesome perez, post more brit trash, yall!
What about sterilization for money? Crack heads and prostitutes could definitely do without reproducing.
i hate britney, but i highley doubt that she would do anything remotly close to snorting coke off her kids stomach. well, mayb, but her kids can eat for theriselves now. she must b kicking herself for passing up her chance.
Don't you think that's a little misleading to post Britney's picture with that story? That is sad news and all but really has nothing to do with Britney. How about a nice picture of Mike Tyson that links to an article about how you got your eye dotted? He probably had as much to do with your black eye (I'm thinking you were donkey punched by Clay Aiken?) as Britney had to do with this woman. Let her live in peace and answer for her actions to the higher power. The difference between you and Britney is that she just doesn't know any better (hopefully she learns) and you're a cockface. One day people will lose interest in you. Everyone says how negative you are, I would probably be angry if I was a fugly-fat-fruit too. You really should seek an outlet for that anger that doesn't focus on trying to make everyone else as miserable as you. Might I recommend jogging? Best wishes.
see. it could be worse.
PEREZ!!!!!!!!
I read your site religiously, you are absolutely hysterical!!!!! When are you going to get your own prime time celebrity show!!!! Who at the networks are so slow to not catch onto your genious!!!
I had to comment, because I live in Schenectady, and almost SHAT myself when I saw this on here. This woman obviously has serious addiction issues. Everyone in town is shocked by this, as we are a pretty small community. Not everyone in upstate NY is trash, so keep up your greatness!!!
LOVE YA TO PIECES!!!!
Hopefully the kids will be okay and grow up to be happy and successful individuals.
however, this woman needs treatment, not punishment.
wowwwwwww thets frkn insane like Woahhh
damnn thet lady shood be lockedd up
fer lifffeee
poor kidss
ilyy perezz; ilove ur sense of humoorr ur definatelyy
thee qween of all celeb media
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trashy no good old slut
Thats just plain wrong! This story has nothing to do with Britney. Geez! Get a life!
britney should commit suicide. mostly because im tired of hearing her bullshit and how she has to call the paparazzi even if she has to use the bathroom (literally)…and frankly, shes a washed up pop star. but im sure if she did die we would hear as much shit as we did about her when she was alive
I live upstate, Ny near where this happened and this lady is from a fairly affluent racing family. What a shame! Money isn't always good for people. She used to have her own store and her family had reported her missing. so sad.
at least she had her kids with her, unlike mommy dearest britney
I think the pic of Britney is very fitting…it sounds like something she would do!!! Haha!!! Excellent job Perez!!
just like britney
Exactly what has Britney got to do with that white trash piece of shit?
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that is the most fucked up shit I have ever heard
i live in schenectady…. theres all sorts of these amazing people in my city…. pure class, it really is…..
she looks like rosie!!!
you dick, why put up a pic of britney! are ur stories that lame that u have to resort to that! ur disgusting! i really home something comes to bite u in the ass! are u that sad and malicious to try and drag someone's name threw the dirt??? U SAD OLD QUEEN, step away from ur laptop and go get laid
Wow did they check to see if Britney was in on the whole thing. The way that waste of space is going on i would not be suprised!
tu eres bien malo lol por eso te quiero tanto mi amor cuidate