Hef & His Bunnies
The legend himself, Hugh Hefner, with Miz Kendra Wilkinson and Miss Perez Hilton.
P-Nasty hit up the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in LA on Tuesday night and it was such a trainwreck. We LOVED it!
There were so many hos in the house. Literally. No, REALLY. There were actual hookers there!
Apparently, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, a legal brothel, has a reality show on HBO. A few of the girls went to the show. And They were the trophy girls! Really! REALLY.
God bless reality television!
[Thanks to Christopher Kreiling for our fierce fierce jacket.]
The Next Angelina
Britney Gets Approved
who gave you that black eye?
God, is Perez fat and ugly!! WHAT A LOSER!!!
I NEVER post anything, but this time I have to say that I am so HAPPY that your fat ass got his ass kicked!( or at least I hope that is what happened) Anyway, I love your site but you are an ugly fag!…….I mean Heff even looks better than you!!!!! You are such a LOSER, but you do give fun insight to celebrity gossip. Other than that you are a nobody.CIAO
OMG…perez what happened…..you cunning fox you ; )
Oh baby, someone popped you and popped you hard! Come sit on grandma's lap…..:)
Funny how all Perez does is talk sh*t about people, sitting behind a laptop using ms-paint drawing cum on everyone and when he gets his ass handed to him (nice shiner buddy) he is tight-lipped. fn fat bag of aids.
what happened perez? britney's kids kick your ass….lmfao
fidel castro called he wants his life back!!!
Nice shiner! Hope Britney socks you in the other eye when you cross paths! You deserve that and a few of your horse teeth should be knocked out too. You are way tooooo obsessed with her. You take too much pleasure in knocking her down when she obviously has major issues and needs professional help. Tsk, tsk!
WTF happened to your face??? You look like you missed that one buddy… lower next time you whore. I love your page but stop with the Britney shiz…. She is under too much stress. I wish nothing but the best for her. Yeah she is trinwrecked right now, but she has a lot of guts to keep coming out and not pussyfooting around the whole thing and go into hiding.
Next time take the love don't get reversed donkey-punched.
YY iS UR FACE ALL FUKD UP!!
why do u have a black eye?!?!
I beat his ass for talking crap about me and my babies!
check out dx.com apparently joel madden hit PH up when there was all kinds of crazyness surrounding them all last night. Apparently PH said some shitzzz to nikki
Its good to see someone punched the shiz out of Perez. …. It saves me a trip to LA to do it myself
omg wtf happend to your face?
I wonder what Chris Crocker thinks about it.
I'm sure you deserve it for all that trash you talk.
Wow, Perez, you are looking QUITE fat these days. Are you sperminated??
what happened to ur face? were u the one that got knocked out chasing brittney in Newport?
wow perez, your face looks like a toilet bowl full of shit, piss and blood and two eyes– hey, anything for publicity!
I would actually love to watch a video of somebody taking a dump on your face!
OMG…Perez, your eye!! You need to hire a body guard or two!! *hugs*
Btw, don't you think Kendra looks pretty hot for once? Is it just me, or does she normally look like a man?
iT WAS THATT BAD PEREZ
W0W DAT L00KS REALLY BAD!
PUT A STEAK 0N iT
L0L:D
Perez you are awesome!!!!
Did you get hit in the face with a Cock?
perez dude if you get any bigger your head will explode and there will be pink hair everywhere…dude your a big fat nasty pig and i wonder how many guys you have to pay for some good head
Perez, you look like a monster, so my kids say, & I must say I agree!!! You are in urgent need of a makeover. Celebrity fit club maybe???
what happened to your face?
HAHA Did Britney Finally Beat You Up?
so perez, who punched you? i wouldve done it myself but obviously i couldnt.
OMG..I know what happened. Perez finally started to exercise by doing some jumping jacks to get rid of all that flubber. In the process his left boob slapped him in the eye and gave him a shiner.
You people saying mean things to him saying he deserved a black eye and shit crack me up. It's funny because you profess to hate the guy but where are you saying it? HIS BLOG, it's like you don't like him but are here everyday proving you can't get enough of him, You people are the dumbasses.
um, what's with the black eye?
By the looks of PNasTys, Nasty black eye, its been there for a while, its already starting to go yellow around the edges, which means its healing, ouchie!
Dude I hope that Britney did that to you because you deserve it for all the shit you say about her!!!
I love your face by the way.
awwe, so someone finally gave you what you had coming.
Did someone Mushroom Stamps his eye?
looks like someone rocked you in the face.. u deserve it
What happened to your eye??? Did your favorite tramp hit you?? After all she is SUCH a humanitarian …!!!!!
kendra wilkinson kicked your ass!
we're all curious as to what happen to your face, perez
Hey Perez, You've got some shit on your eye!
He tried to pull a Cameron Diaz on "The Sweetest Thing" LMAO, poor Perez you are so gross to look at.
finally someone hit your dumb ass I cant beileve it took this long!
cool blackeye!!! loser
your pretty black and blue face is not surprising!! hahahahahaa hahahahahaaahahahaha…why wont you post up what happened….. pussy!
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BITCH SLAP EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELL..YOU CAN SEE….
tAKE THAT …BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahahha. serves you right!!! you wee the biggest loser on that mtv rap show. you make fun of peoples outfits/looks when obivously you couldn't look any more stupid each day with that hideous pink hair..but i guess u dont have enough money to buy hair dye considering you dont have a job. besides making fun of other people and most likely sitting in front of your computer everyday. i hope somebody else jacks u tonight in your other eye
your dildo slipped out of your fat fingers and hit you in the eye..right?
Damn fool you got nocked the fuck out with your fat hack fag ass.
Speaking of shiteous…
HA! Perez got knocked the F*** out!
You are too funny Perez. Look at how riled up you got everyone, and you still don't fess up on your site. I had to find out elsewhere…Kudos!
What the hell happened to your eye? Hopefully someone finally kicked your ass.
Come on Prez, tell us what happened to you eye! Why are you holding out???
Hahahha you is a trash, is good this purple ball in your face
YOU SUCK!
Looks like someone tried to shit on your face.
awww what happened perez?
Okay, details. WTF happened to your eye???
perez did you get a ball or 2 in the eye?or did you find out no does mean no?
lol..your eye…. OUCH.. its nice you had it in you to post it even though your eye is ficked!
oh..its makeup.. it just seen the video.. lol
Who hit your face? who is our hero? hahahha
you diserve more than that!
BICHA ESCRORA
Perez baby what happened to your eye??
Love Kendra!
OKAY i rekon the only reason any1 even came to comment hea is cus of perez's BLACK EYE hahahahahaha who cares bout those other people lets jus bitch about his BLACK EYE lol, now i jus wanna no who did give him the BLACK EYE!!!!!! any1 no???? This post should b called "Hef & His Bunnies AND PEREZ'S BLACK EYE"
People, the P-Nasty has been punking us since yesterday and apparently his trick worked. Get his take on his You Tube video, it's quite humorous. Humormous that everyone did exactly what he wanted us all to do…leave almost 900 messages on this topic, which means another 900 hits to his site.
I cant believe you can give us bring details of z listers minute by minute, but you cant follow up an explaination of why you have a black eye. You had a lot of time to think up an excuse by now. And with all these comments from your fans, seems enquiring minds wanna know!!!
What's up with the eye.. Did you throw down with Kid Rock?
Whoa Perez, you look like a massive goober. Ickypoopoo
Come on Perez. You rag on everyone, but you don't tell us what happened to your eye. Who is fuckin stupid enough to post a picture of themselves like this? Slap on the side of the head to go with that shiner.
So….ah….where was Hef's left hand, Perez?
Dick in the eye Huh
Perez, who punched you in the eye? What did you say to that person?
This is what up with Perezer Eye !
Keep talkin shit about Beyonce Giselle Knowles, and we'll make your other eye match !
Keep talkin shit about Beyonce Giselle Knowles, and we'll make your other eye match !
THIS IS FAKE. ITS ON YOU TUBE.
HES TAKING OFF HIS BLACK EYE WITH MAKEUP.
CHECK IT OUT!
STOP ASKING ABOUT IT LOL
Perez that is pretty MAKE UP you have on your eye there, another publicity stunt to get MORE ATTENTION?
I can't BELIEVE you fucking people are so gullable! LOOK his eye is NOT swollen, not even a little. There is no way you could have a real black eye like that and not have it swollen, especially a bruise like that, the eye would be barely open you idiots!
BESIDES THAT! don't you think if someone had actually given him that black eye they would be shouting it from the roof tops and they would be on every media outlet saying yeah, I clocked Porky Perez.
Jesus Christ you people are so fucking numbingly dumb and so WILLING to be lead around by the ass by this fucking trashy, pathetic celebrity wannabe, use your brains people Porky Perez is just using you for his own gain.
HE HAS NO TALENT he is not biased in his reporting, he favors his favorite celebs, like Pairs, another idiot famous for being famous.
And to tall you idiots who ask why I am on his website, well to help you assholes see the truth about Porky.
omg- who the fuck punched you baby? Ill kill em!!!
Perez, I'm a huge fan…I'm thinking something may have happened on the celebrity rap show and he can't talk about it until it airs or something. Otherwise, I don't know how he hasn't mentioned it. Maybe it's makeup…great pr stunt if so. Perez, have you thought about Celebrity Fit Club? You would be great on it…I love you the way you are though. But I know you're always about capitalizing on yourself! Keep up the good work!
Whore got bitch slap!!! hohohohoho
omg who gave that black eye?!?!??!
Peeping through keyholes were you
Who gave u the black eye honey?
perez where did u get that black eye most importantly from who!!!
WTF happened P? Said the wrong thing to the wrong person? You better watch yourself, if you wanna look good on the T.V.
hhahahahahhahahahh im so glad that someone beat this ugly bitch up…i say thanks to the person who did it ..asshole see what happen when you talk too much!fu bitch
so u promised Z-100 yesterday that you'd tell how u got the black eye! what happened?!
holy hell what happened to the face?
Obviously someone finally beat the fuck out of you. By the way, the jacket is horrible. Fuckhead.
ummm… it's more like "hef and his hookers". Tell it like it is perez… They ARE paid Prostitutes. He pays them to Fuck his old ass. He won't even let them live in his house. It' s like they're the dogs living in a doghouse next door. The whores next door. By the way… lol, I heard you got bitch slapped.. Nice shiner! How come you're not letting your fans know another photog gave you a shiner?
ummm… it's more like "hef and his hookers". Tell it like it is perez… They ARE paid Prostitutes. He pays them to Fuck his old ass. He won't even let them live in his house. It' s like they're the dogs living in a doghouse next door. The whores next door. By the way… lol, I heard you got bitch slapped.. Nice shiner! How come you're not letting your fans know another photog gave you a shiner?
Is that spooge in your eye? Did someone hit you with their cock?
hahah that black eye almost makes it easy to look at your ugly ass. Looks like you finally got what you deserve…..what was coming to you…
what the fuck happened to your eye, why haven't you "reported" that yet.. hahaha
It's about time somebody beat the shit out of your fat ass!! HAHAHAHA
nice black eye…hmm…adrienne curry get at you?
GOT ur ass kicked???
looks like peres got KNOCKED THE FUUUCK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ha! Ha! Perez finally got 'clocked', Um…or was it 'cocked'? No, definitely 'clocked'–by someone for his shiteous comments about just about everyone but himself…Count yourself lucky, Beastie Boy, that you're still alive!!! R U Crazy?? Well, there's really no need to ask that question now, is there?