How Great Is This Cover???

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The new issue of Star magazine, featuring freuqent and habitual drug user Britney Spears.

    Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 11:41 am / Email this  »

    243 comments to “How Great Is This Cover???”

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    1. TWONE says – reply to this


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      HOW SAD

    2. meni says – reply to this


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      meh

    3. Cat says – reply to this


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      funny shit….kinda sad though

    4. ALLIE TO NAT! says – reply to this


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      First!

    5. trish says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! AND THE COVER IS STUPID

    6. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't she be thinner if she was on meth and binging and purging?

    7. amc says – reply to this


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      yuck.

    8. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Oh no! Not 160 pounds!

    9. Chip says – reply to this


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      PEREZ who kicked yours ass? someone tell us..lol

    10. shannon says – reply to this


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      sad!

    11. Sweet Chicken says – reply to this


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      That is one bad cover….Brit Brit needs help

    12. Such is Life says – reply to this


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      Now the poor thing looks like the average American woman (except the average American woman isn't a junkie and knows NOT to wear the shit Britney does until she hits the gym)

    13. Chip says – reply to this


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      Perez who bitch Slapped you? lol

    14. ALLI TO NAT! says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!

    15. colleen m. says – reply to this


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      i'm first!!! jesus, mary, & joseph shitney looks bad!!

    16. Perezilla has a black eye! says – reply to this


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      perezilla you are sofakingweetaded with the continuance of the britney stories.
      ps~did you know you have a black eye?
      pss~thanking someone dood for the jacket didn't deter us from noticing you had a black eye!

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    18. mel says – reply to this


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      K, I think she's a fuk up and all… but give her a break about her weight! She's had two friggin kids. Media wants women to starve themselves. It's pathetic.
      Also, Brit's pretty pathetic too.

    19. JB says – reply to this


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      totally unflattering pic

      More on Jen and bloom pls???

    20. jacquie says – reply to this


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      160 pounds! HA! Yeah right. Say what you will about Brit - the girl CAN'T weigh 160 lbs …isn't she like, 5 feet tall? 160 pounds would look a LOT bigger at 5 ft.

      I don't care one way or another about her but I'm sick of people calling her FAT. She's not fat!!

    21. Gigi says – reply to this


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      Oh wow. I agree she DEF needs help, but that picture is a little unfair…obviously she doesn't look like that all the time, it's just a really awful pic of her standing oddly.

    22. julie says – reply to this


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      seventh!

    23. top_jock says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    24. Ashley says – reply to this


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      You'd think that old pictures like that would inspire a selfish girl like Brit Brit to lay off the booze…I mean since her kids obviously don't!

    25. James says – reply to this


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      lol

    26. top_jock81 says – reply to this


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      and second

    27. drly says – reply to this


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      first?

    28. suicide_blonde says – reply to this


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      What a fuckup!

    29. valerie says – reply to this


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      i fucking love it.

    30. rebeccagale says – reply to this


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      come on brit get better. at least wear one color eye

    31. Rika says – reply to this


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      ahhahahaha

    32. Jenn fan says – reply to this


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      Go Jennifer! She may have had some rocky moments after Brad but Orlando and she make a really good-lookin' couple. Oh, yeah. There was something about Britney on the cover, too, huh? Yawn.

    33. valerie says – reply to this


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      why is it not letting me do this. i just want to say that i fucking love it.

    34. naomi says – reply to this


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      she's gross. nuff said. get it together sister!

    35. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      I doubt she's 160, but she could lose 15-20 lbs and tone up.

    36. Eww Clitney says – reply to this


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      Damn Clitney's neck looks like finished leather.

    37. bitch says – reply to this


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      first

    38. Esme says – reply to this


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      First!
      I doubt she weighs that much though…

    39. Sara says – reply to this


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      Oh my. That's the best I can think of…

    40. bitch says – reply to this


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      what a nasty bitch

    41. FED UP says – reply to this


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      THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS POOR GIRL ALONE

    42. V says – reply to this


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      Of course they find the worst picture they can find of her and place it on the cover. They have no idea how much she weighs. That is just plain stupid. Why do you get so much enjoyment out of hating Britney? Something is seriously wrong with you Perez.

    43. Teddy says – reply to this


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      Hopefully she will wake up soon. Can't anybody help her instead of watching her go down hill?

    44. Perezilla has a black eye! says – reply to this


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      perezilla……"we" think you should put up pictures of yourself from a year or two ago vs. NOW……who's the big guy?

    45. Maddog says – reply to this


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      Not a bad image, but Britney looks fat and dumb

    46. christian66ca says – reply to this


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      this rag cover and u covering and showing it is sick

    47. Stop already! says – reply to this


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      DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PREFACE HER NAME WITH "FREQUENT HABITUAL DRUG ABUSER"??? SO IMMATURE!

      MAYBE WE SHOULD PREFACE YOURS WITH EXTREMELY OBESE, GAY AND OBNOXIOUS PEREZ HILTON!

    48. Jamie M. says – reply to this


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      Great cover. And by the way, nice phone interview on the Mike and Juliet Show…I watched Perez! Anyways…Bitch still needs to get it together. I can't wait for the sex tape!

    49. brunnettebitch says – reply to this


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      haha, i might have to buy that.

    50. Kortni says – reply to this


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      We all know Britney, is a huge mess, stop showing her! I wish George told me that he "loves me," that lucky bitch!

    51. Catchy says – reply to this


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      the little picture is photoshopped

    52. Patrick says – reply to this


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      stop calling her a frequent and habitual drug user you faat cunt. I take coke and i feel great for doing it. And i have two sons so what! I keep it away from them

    53. June Trivia says – reply to this


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      OMG Methney! Whats going on here?

    54. graeme. says – reply to this


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      she's really gone to hell this week….

    55. canadianchick says – reply to this


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      She has had two kids….post partum???????
      160???? I guess that's fat nowadays…..
      I don't argue she needs help, I think she needs to take a certain type of legal drug, not all those illegal ones.
      ITS A TRAIN WRECK I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF!

    56. frank says – reply to this


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      I'd still do her.

    57. lux says – reply to this


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      Rock Bottom!!! C'mon Star, you should know better! We all thought she hit rock bottom the first time in rehab. And then when she shaved her head. And then the VMAs. Rock bottom!! Britney scoffs at you. She hasn't hit rock bottom, she has a long way to go! The decent continues….(for our amusement and viewing pleasure)

    58. JJ says – reply to this


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      What's up with that jacket? She looks like an out of work hooker.

    59. sdiofjoief says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY IS A FAT STUPID UGLY HEARTLESS IDIOT!
      I HOPE SHE DIES AND SOMEONE WEARS HER SKIN AROUND THEIR NECK!
      FUCK YOU, FATNEY!
      BRITNEY IS A FAT STUPID UGLY HEARTLESS IDIOT!
      I HOPE SHE DIES AND SOMEONE WEARS HER SKIN AROUND THEIR NECK!
      FUCK YOU, FATNEY!
      BRITNEY IS A FAT STUPID UGLY HEARTLESS IDIOT!
      I HOPE SHE DIES AND SOMEONE WEARS HER SKIN AROUND THEIR NECK!
      FUCK YOU, FATNEY!
      BRITNEY IS A FAT STUPID UGLY HEARTLESS IDIOT!
      I HOPE SHE DIES AND SOMEONE WEARS HER SKIN AROUND THEIR NECK!
      FUCK YOU, FATNEY!

    60. KAYLAH says – reply to this


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      Perez and others that hate britney so much, you are sick people to hate some1 as much as you do when you dont even know her. to think this is funny?

      You also need help.. leave her aloan already oh my god nowonder why shes so scred up people like you wont lay of.. pathetic losers get a life.

    61. madfan30 says – reply to this


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      thats a horrible cover. its funny though. thats why it sucks to be famous. i hate shitney but shes not fat and doesnt weigh 160. shes about 140. i think she looks great .its her face thats disgusting.

    62. Jrock says – reply to this


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      I love how these stupid tabloid magazines make all this shit up! Britney is definitely NOT 160! This is not the most flattering picture, but lets be serious here. Britney, if you know what's good for you, get the hell out of LA and lay low for a couple of years- then bounce back, and make everyone forget about this! PLEASE!

    63. Joel says – reply to this


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      Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you cant help them, at least don’t hurt them. Tenzin Gyatso (14th Dali lama)

    64. Mariana says – reply to this


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      She's a mess, but they purposedly chose a bad picture of Britney. She's not fit and good looking now, but she sure isn't this monster pictured here.
      Well, she needs to go to rehab. To rekindle things with her parents. To start giving a shit about her career, her fans, her children, her health.

    65. heyyall says – reply to this


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      Just wondering, can they lypo your neck? She needs it.

    66. Nuff_said says – reply to this


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      We are watching the melt down of a pop superstar..very sad i really hope she gets help and not another statistic

    67. Ciro says – reply to this


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      she was so professional and pretty. now she's… not professional and pretty. she's just ew.

    68. Emily says – reply to this


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      Re: Patrick – FUCK YOU! Taking coke is NOT fucking good, you idiot. And taking coke when you have two kids? Thats the lowest of the low. I hope you rot in hell, asshole.

    69. ok says – reply to this


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      so perez, mum's the word on who fucked you up all in that pig face huh?

    70. stef says – reply to this


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      The girl is NOT 160. I've seen her in real life, and she's around the same heigh [5'5"]. I weigh 140, and she looked smaller than me. Seriously…

    71. bahahah says – reply to this


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      ROFL! Hilarious and true cover!
      Britney is a monster!
      Shes gonna rot in hell.

    72. pork says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU PICK ON FAT OR OVERWEIGHT WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE A FAT PIG PEREZ??? EXACTLY HOW MUCH SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?

      EVERYTIME YOU DISS A FAT PERSON, YOU ARE DOUBLY DISSING YOURSELF YOU OBESE HOG!

    73. madfan30 says – reply to this


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      perez great publicity stunt with your """""""fake"""""" black eye. its genius. i love you!!!!!

    74. Brandy says – reply to this


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      Yes, She looks terrible in that picture but there is NO WAY she weighs 160 or even 150lbs! Girl is still probably a size 6 which most of us would like to be. But here is no denying she needs to clean her shit up. Then again, if losing her kids hasn't motivated her to clean up her act, I have no idea what will.

    75. nellie says – reply to this


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      Wow! And we helped her get there! Did we not? Feeding the Frenzy. Perez you are part of this womans dimise

    76. lacey says – reply to this


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      soooooooooooooooooo seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyy

    77. Jenny says – reply to this


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      I'm sick of all the Britney bashing! She's a human being. She needs support not harassment! I'm starting to not like you anymore Perez. You need to back off. Every other entry is about Britney! Don't you have anything better to do than talk about the same person over and over and over and over? Most of your blog entries are the SAME! Say something origional.

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      She not fat…she just has no clue how to dress. When was the last time she had on a flattering outfit? or one that covered her ass, stomach, chest?

      I wondered what she is gonna wear when it gets colder in the winter. How are you gonna show off as much skin. She is just trashy….not fat.

      on the other hand, you almost never see a pic of her without a starbuck/redbull/what ever other calorie drink she can get her hands on. She'd easily drop 10 if she laid off that stuff.

    79. Britney fans are sad says – reply to this


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      Remember Shitney fans, Perez may be fat but his career doesn't depend on his body. And he clearly doesn't care what you say about him. All her knows is that you little teenybopper sheep are flooding his site with comments and making him money.
      ————–
      Britney is a fat ugly whore with a manly neck.

    80. michie says – reply to this


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      Perez, karma is going to come back and bite you. You are practically asking this woman to kill herself. If you all just ignored her - ALL of the paps and blogs - she would probably go away and get her shit together because no one would care anymore. Unfortunately, she is a press whore, and you all buy into it, and it just perpetuates her downfall. I could care less how badly she looks - I just wish she would get some help.

    81. me says – reply to this


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      she does not weigh that much! people need to give her a break - she's already lost her kids.

    82. n says – reply to this


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      I bet the tweenyboppers come on and have the nerve to say this is photoshopped LMAO

    83. pg-gurl says – reply to this


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      there is no way she weighs 160 - she's tiny. and 160 is an average weight for a normal average woman, especially one who's had kids. i wish i weighed 160! why do they make it sounds like it's obese?

    84. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      hahahahhaha

      That's such an evil cover. I mean come on. She's not that fat.

      And yea, how can she have a few extra pounds if she's on meth??? Granted, she does have that gross meth addict sore-covered face going on. Hmm.

    85. Let me think... says – reply to this


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      …SO GREAT! This cover doesn't make me feel sad, b/c the tots aren't on it, and THEY'RE AWAY FROM HER!!!

    86. hmmm says – reply to this


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      I almost feel kind of bad for her since she obtained massive fame at a young age, and professionals grooming her, telling her how to act and speak, and to some extent controlling her life. It would be a lot of pressure on someone who is so young and is making that sometimes awkward transition from young adult to woman. That probably really messed with her head, but at the same time a lot of her behaviors are pretty moronic. We all have the power to make our choices, for the better or worse, but sometimes it's hard to make the right choice when your perception of reality is sooo horribly screwed. But, it's good they took her kids away for the meantime.

    87. SSSSSSS says – reply to this


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      GOD I LOVE COKE! GIMME GIMME

    88. B says – reply to this


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      Re: Mariana

      Look at the order you put them in…Her children should come way above her career and fans.

    89. the hair the hair says – reply to this


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      all that money..and look at that hair, unreal…

      she's eating faster then the meth can knock the lbs. off..

    90. spence says – reply to this


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      mark my words,in a few years mtv will be calling her a icon and giving her a lifetime achievement award :) remember madonna,yeah,well oops she did it too www.spence1017.com

    91. Lucy says – reply to this


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      At least she has a good before photo, Perez.

    92. Preston says – reply to this


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      Re: sdiofjoief – this must be perez in disguise as sdiofjoief. kicking britney while she's down won't keep us from noticing the giant pig faced bitch of all media, miss perez hilton.

    93. oh for the good old days says – reply to this


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      Hey I ain't no Britney fan, but the girlfriend is not 160. No way. she dresses like a bag lady, and she has some beer belly, but she looks better than 80% of American Women. Just walk around a mall sometime and look at all the lard ass young women. In my day women cared more about how they looked. Now young women are fat and don't take care of themselves.

    94. spence says – reply to this


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      mark my words,in a few years mtv will be calling her a icon and giving her a lifetime achievement award :) remember madonna,yeah,well oops she did it too.www.spence1017.com

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      Re: Brandy

      If she's a size 6 then Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery.
      She is at least a size 10. Her legs are like tree trunks.

    96. P says – reply to this


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      She may not weigh 160, but she still looks like crap!
      You'd think with all the money she makes she could have found better wigs, clothing to wear? Or pay someone else to help her out, I mean c'mon!
      If you're Britney Spears and you love having your picture taken, you'd think she'd try to look her best, but she doesn't. She DOES NOT CARE! She'll end up a fat recluse surrounded by dogs by the time she's 30, mark my words.

    97. vivi says – reply to this


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      poor britney i feel sorry for her.. she should acept the propose for AI

    98. hilda says – reply to this


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      seguiras kitando mis comentarios??
      enverdad eres una peste! k lastima ke seas cubano, la gente cubana son buenas personas i gual ke la gente gay, pero tuuuuuu, en verdad aparte de corriente nose das asco, deja a britney das asco

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      Re: pork

      Word up teenybopper. Perez may be fat but his career doesn't depend on his body unlike Fatney who has zero talent.

    100. krista says – reply to this


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      This stuff really has to stop. How many young girls are plagued with eating disorders and magazines like this blast britney for being overweight. Her being over weight is crap, there is no way she is 160 and even if she was who fucking cares. If she all of a sudden deropped serious weight people would attack her for that too. It is just stupid and like really have you ever seen an overweight meth head? So with all these drugs she is taking to loose weight would she not look alot smaller. But seriosuly that is a fug pictutre was it photshopped possibly?

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