How Great Is This Cover???

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The new issue of Star magazine, featuring freuqent and habitual drug user Britney Spears.

    Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 11:41 am / Email this  »

    243 comments to “How Great Is This Cover???”

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    1. jman says – reply to this


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      wow! The Brit has turned into a real fat ass twit!

    2. lea says – reply to this


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      she is a piece os shit

    3. kia says – reply to this


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      Future Anna Nicole Smith….haha

    4. well says – reply to this


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      the sad truth is that she's probably no more than 125…I think she's only like 5'2"

      it's easy to look fat when you are that short

      the chin-thing is probably from a bad diet/alcohol

    5. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      WE KNOW PEREZ…WE KNOW…..YOU'RE IN YOUR HEYDEY…..SHE MUST HAVE SNUBBED YOU AT A PARTY….THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BEHIND THIS HATRED BECAUSE IT'S OBSESSIVELY VISCIOUS…EVEN FOR YOU

    6. well says – reply to this


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      let me add that the swelling (it's probably not fat, just swelling) around her face is probably due to her kidneys or liver being over-taxed.

      think about what chemotherapy patients look like. those poor kids aren't fat but their face swells

      I'm not an expert, though

      her body cannot apparently handle her current lifestyle–its written all over her face, literally

    7. heather says – reply to this


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      Things wrong with this picture:
      -double chin
      -bad weave
      -gut lapping over her belt buckle
      -the ugly belt buckle
      -mole on the side of her face (gross) unless that's food (still gross)
      -the fact anyone considers 160lbs to be fat

    8. LAUGHABLE says – reply to this


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      Re: california angel – an expert on meth addiction.
      what a loser you are.

    9. shitney is a whore says – reply to this


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      By normal people standards, she's not fat, but she is definitely out of shape, and should not be wearing little clothes that are too small. BUT, as someone who has made a living off of being a sexpot, who dresses like a hooker and shows a lot of skin, she IS too fat. She is also not taking care of her appearance. She looks sloppy, her hair is a ratty mess, and her makeup is always running. I think she does love her kids, but has no clue how to be a parent. She is acting like a spoiled teenager, and until she grows up she shouldn't be allowed to be near those kids. It's so sad really. She needs rehab and needs to disappear out of the public eye for a while to get her shit together. She's going to wind up dead at the rate she's going.

    10. JM-ell says – reply to this


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      Thats sad….i seriously wanna help her :( poor girl so lost

    11. a green says – reply to this


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      If you stupid bloggers would stop calling her FAT etc. maybe she wouldn't be doing this to herself. I personally don't think she is too big, she just isn't as small as she was as a teen, none of us are. You, perez have weight issues…Not Britney!

    12. amanda says – reply to this


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      she's at least 160, you guys are delusional.

    13. Shitney says – reply to this


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      by normal "American" standards she might not be fat, but the average American is considered fat most international standards. stop excusing it; it's disgusting. and please, if you're going to be a fat pig, don't wear clothes that are several sizes too small.

    14. rachael says – reply to this


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      It should not be legal to tarnish someone's reputation by printing faked photoshopped photos of them and claiming they are actual photos of them

      I doubt Britney every weighed 160. She doesn't look more than 135 at her heaviest and she was usually more like 110 at her thinnest. They made her look fattier in that cover photo with PhotoShop!

    15. JD says – reply to this


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      If she has hit rock bottom…the only way to go now is up. She can do it. GO BRIT!

    16. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      She had 2 kids almost back to back.. and she will lost the weight when she is ready. I'm sure you think she should just get it sucked out and have the bottom of her tummy cut off.

    17. jen says – reply to this


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      the same magazines who print this shit are the same magazines who will post the head "WHY DID BRITNEY KILL HERSELF?"

    18. jen says – reply to this


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      The same magazines who print this shit are the same magazines who will post the head "WHY DID BRITNEY KILL HERSELF?"

      Lets all kick the fucker when she's down!!
      Virtual Bullies

    19. k says – reply to this


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      oh my GOD STOP SAYING FREQUENT AND HABITUAL DRUG USER!! THEY ARENT EVEN YOUR WORDS COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE!!

    20. Vicky says – reply to this


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      Re: canadianchick – I guess you're right, I don't really think she's fat, but she used to has a "great body", and now she's complety outta shape, I guess she's "fat" for some sick people, but the truth is she's not the "body" that she was.

    21. sami scotland says – reply to this


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      PEREZ WILL U PLEASE STOP FUCKING SAYING FREQUENT AND HABITUAL DRUG USER
      ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING
      SHE TRYING TO CHECK OFF THE LIST OF THINGS TO GET HER KIDS BACK AND ALL YOU GO ON ABOUT IS HOW SHE LOOKS
      YOU……………PEREZ HILTON…………….THE FAST FUCKING FUCK GUY IN THE MEDIA
      UGLY TO
      BRITNEY'S ALWAYS GONNA B PRETTIER SO GET OVER IT

    22. cfzaj says – reply to this


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      I am sooooooo sick of "frequent and habitual drug user." GET OVER IT, Perez!

    23. britney is a loser says – reply to this


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      holy shit! she looks terrible…wow…she should just drop off the face of the earth and move to zimbabwe or something. LOSER!

    24. lola says – reply to this


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      There is no way she weighs 160 pounds. I was 160 pounds and her height and I didn't even look half as good as her. I realize that compared to what she used to be — her body is not fantastic. It's big for Britney Spears but she's not actually FAT. And someone who's one sixty can't walk around in a bra and panties and look halfway decent. Trust me. I bet she's in the 130s. A healthy weight just not by Hollywood standards. Grant it, she had one of the best bodies out there so it is a disappointment.

    25. lola says – reply to this


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      To all the people calling Perez fat: He didn't call Britney fat — Star magazine did. Hypocrites. You're calling him fat because you assumed he was calling someone fat. Which you think is wrong. So you call him fat. Makes sense?

    26. MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this


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      Re: amanda

      Delusional? A unflatter photo doesn't mean she is 160 and there is no way she is that heavy especially if Kirstie Alley is really the weight she claims to be. Britney is just out of shape right now and I don't think it would take that much for her to get back into shape just lay off the alcohol that makes you retain water and look bloated reason for the gut and double chin look.

    27. Ames says – reply to this


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      i think 160 pounds is a healthy weight for a woman. im 5/7" and weigh 157 and i think i look great. America has this distorted image that women should weigh 120 pounds like half of anorexic Hollywood. its time to get real. Im not denying that Britney has some problems, but theyre INSIDE, not on the outside. come on now.

    28. Jason Aviance says – reply to this


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      DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!DIE BRITNEY DIE ALREADY!!!!!!

    29. shitney says – reply to this


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      ames, 120 pounds is NOT anorexic. stop being so fat.

    30. Butt Leakage says – reply to this


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      It's amazing how she can spend unlimited amounts on clothes and personal care, and she still looks like shit.

    31. Maldoror says – reply to this


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      #13 — After a lifetime of bingeing and purging, in addition to constant use of laxatives, and speed your entire METABOLISM gets totally fucked up. I believe this laxative rumor, as it explains why Britney is ALWAYS pictured stopping at gas stations to go to the bathroom. How many other celebrities are constantly photographed at such places? Also, everytime you see her at a gas station going to the bathroom, she's usually just been photographed buying an entire bag of snacks. It's easy to connect the dots.

      I think she's secretly relieved to be rid of the kids for awhile — if not forever. However, sooner or later she'll realize she sacrificed her career for NOTHING. At least if she tried to show an attempt to straighten out, it would show that she really wanted those kids for the right reasons — not just to keep them so she wouldn't have to pay K-Fed to keep them for her.

      Britney's "looks" are signs of schizophrenia. Mark my words, her days are numbered.

    32. madmax says – reply to this


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      Somebody find out where her kids…..she looks like she just ate them!

    33. PerezHater says – reply to this


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      Re: Such is Life – Stupid bitch! Someone should hit you

    34. AprilO says – reply to this


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      160 lbs my ass. I weigh 130, and I'm in inch shorter than Brit. She's still 2 sizes smaller than me. I call bullshit. And Perez…If you're trying to "boycott Brittney" Why the F are you still posting about her every 5 seconds?? Do you think you're helping?? If you're going to boycott then you shouldnt be talking about her either. More publicity = more sales. DUH!! you're a fucking idiot

    35. Megg says – reply to this


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      you kno wat is really pathetic if the media was not so ridiculously obsessed with celebrities body images and weight, she would probably not have taken so many diet pills and screwed up her life, needing to go to rehab. The media was always talkin about how "big" she got when really still "fat" she looks better then half the population. She was so pressured to lose the weight and people were being so rude and mean to her that she snapped, uh duh she is a person too!!! u all make fun of her and that is pathetic..stop being so fuckin obsessed with the lives of other people, expecially people who really need help like she does. We should be rooting for her and wanting her to get better, rather then loving the trainwreck she has become. I am still rooting for ya Brit, please get better soon.

    36. Jen says – reply to this


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      You know, maybe she's doing us a favor. We like to think that these celebrities are beautiful, thin/healthy, TALENTED, and responsible to some extent. But she has proved us very wrong. Bravo Britney. Your plan has worked. Maybe eventually all celebrities will be just like her. Then we won't think any of it's abnormal and paparazzi will lose their jobs. Maybe one day.

    37. eliza gonzalez says – reply to this


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      i guese she was trying to be fierce with her spider monkey shirt hmmmmm tyra banks would be proud =]

    38. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Great if your hero is the Marquis De Sade. There will come a time when you will be laughed at for being a fat, no-talent hack and will want compassion from others. Oh, wait! That has already happened to you, hasn't it? At least Britney can say she was the "has been" (though I wouldn't count her out just yet. You, my bloated friend, are a "never were."

    39. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      OMG!
      Is that picture real?
      She looks so fat!

    40. ur mom says – reply to this


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      thx!

    41. ur mom says – reply to this


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      Re: Anonymous – no its not real its photoshopped

    42. Bobby C. says – reply to this


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      That is NOT a real picture. Sorry.

    43. DZArbonne says – reply to this


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