Replacing Cousin Alli

Filed under: Drugs > Britney Spears > Alli Sims

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Take a look at that guy's creepy face. You're going to be seeing a lot more of it.

In the world of celebrity by association, that douche is now officially on the Z list!

During the last few weeks, we've been seeing less and less of Britney's cousin/assistant, Alli Sims.

Why?

She's been edged out of the picture by this dude, Britney's new BFF.

Sources tell us that his name is Sam Lufti and he's shadily described as a "film producer."

Friends of the troubled pop star are starting to be concerned about the influence Lufti has over Spears and how he has it.

It was Sam that was with Britney on Monday, when she lost custody of her children. It was Sam that was with her at the DMV this week. And it was Sam that went out with Spears for a drive on Tuesday night (above).

Thankfully Britney has a brand new drivers license, so it's not illegal for her to be behind the wheel of a car.

Britney's "friend" Sam is already loving his new media attention. On Tuesday, he spoke to both People and Us Weekly on-the-record about Spears.

Yuk! Keep your mouth shut!

Sources tell us they think Lufti is leaking information about Spears and that he is the one that has masterminded her relationship with one shady paparazzi agency.

Isn't it nice to know Britney is in great hands????

Update: Sam Lufti is the same man that Kevin Federline's team was trying to subpoena last night. Processor Aaron Cohen was unable to serve him because Sam crashed his car into Aaron's and then spead away from the scene of the crime.

Update #2: Film producer? Click here to see his shitty resume on IMDB.

Update #3: Sources tell us that the government may be looking into Sam Lufti. And that his real name may not even be Sam Lufti.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 10:36 am / Email this  »

    155 comments to “Replacing Cousin Alli”

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    1. April says – reply to this


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      First!

    2. suzi says – reply to this


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      I wonder how long he'll last

    3. Mike says – reply to this


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      very nice

    4. Guido says – reply to this


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      more like drug dealer.

    5. kt says – reply to this


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      first

    6. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Um…. is it X17 cuz… they ARE shady.

    7. Suzi says – reply to this


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      I wonder how long he'll last.

    8. kimmy4lsu says – reply to this


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      there's always someone else to blame besides britney herself, isn't there?! if she still has half a brain left, she can decide who and who isn't around her.

    9. Justin T. says – reply to this


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      Perez, when are you going to tell us how you got that black eye that you are sporting? Did Bruce Willis finally catch up with you and nail your ass for talking smack about his daughters?????

    10. patticakes says – reply to this


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      I bet is her drug dealer.

    11. MS. OPINONATED says – reply to this


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      WHO GIVES A FUCK WHO'S HANDS SHE IS IN SHE OBVIOUSLY DON'T.

    12. ste says – reply to this


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      first

    13. JUICY says – reply to this


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      ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL HE WITNESSES HER DOIN CERAZY SHIT AND LEAVES AND COMES OUT WITH A BOOK! REALLY HOPE SHE GETS BETTER THOUGH! SHE NEEDS TOUGH LOVE

    14. Brian says – reply to this


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      I think she can't find anyone left to fuck so she's latched onto this fugly loser…

    15. brothabill says – reply to this


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      FIRST, hi CB, love you

    16. devin says – reply to this


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    17. kri says – reply to this


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      first?

    18. Britney has friends? says – reply to this


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      WHY ON EARTH would they give someone a license who has been driving around illegally for YEARS, disobeying the law essentially, and who has alcohol and substance abuse problems!

      Sometimes I do not get our systems in the US. She was probably freakin drunk to get her license, aaah, she is out of control!

    19. U know it's true says – reply to this


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      He's just doing the abc's with his tongue on her puss every now and then.

    20. Vanessa NJ says – reply to this


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      Poor girl…she still is only a girl..obviously not yet a woman…people are so cruel!

    21. Black eye says – reply to this


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      Hey Princess PeePee what happened to your eye?

    22. MamaKat says – reply to this


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      He looks tweeked out.. IMO of course..

    23. Perezilla has a black eye! says – reply to this


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      perezilla….not only do you have a black eye….you are such a hypocrite! you want everyone to boycott britney yet you CHOOSE to continue to ride her coatails and make money off of her. you are just as big (wait WAY BIGGER) ho than she is!!

    24. kitaece says – reply to this


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      firsttt and fuck you perez I hope you diee and britney is the best in the worlddd I LOVE YOU BRİTNEYYY….

    25. Beckster says – reply to this


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      takes a loser (spears) to know one…. well, at least it's not alli

    26. may says – reply to this


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      awesome.

    27. Howie Stern says – reply to this


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      Be careful Britney who you choose to be your confident. I've heard through the grapevine that sometimes people who you think are your dearest friends will stab you in the back or worse yet ……….take your ass out!

      However, I'm available to take care of you Britney and will promise you good times.

      P.S. Do you like the Bahamas ??

    28. jay says – reply to this


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      “film producer"

      Sounds like porn producer to me.

    29. chi town HEY NATALIE! AM says – reply to this


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      damn almost first!

    30. britneysucks says – reply to this


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      i hate this awful, unfit mother. i think that guy is her meth dealer. seriously.

    31. carmela says – reply to this


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      i guess we should all buy april a cookie for being first. now can everyone please stop blaming other people for britney being a dumbass? she's a grown woman who can make her own decisions. she's probably the bad influence in everyone else's lives.

    32. ck says – reply to this


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      I love how Perez can talk about people being fame whores with no trace of irony.

    33. frank says – reply to this


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      Dude looks like a child molester!

    34. heyyall says – reply to this


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      A "film producer"? LOL That should end well.

    35. Jenn says – reply to this


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      "Film Producer" = "Porn Film Producer"

    36. playgirltinaxx says – reply to this


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      I miss the old Britney…:(

    37. MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this


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      Wow I can't believe how she doesn't look the least bit sad that she lost her children. Maybe she is behind closed doors but if I was her I would never leave my house and would stay at home crying for my kids.

    38. k says – reply to this


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      ali is a whore wo used her own cousin to try and get a record deal… to bad shell never make it cuz shes seriously FUG and talentless…. certainly no brit brit in her prime

    39. JR says – reply to this


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      Can someone tell me why she is out and smiling? She just lost physical custody of her 2 kids. What is wrong with her? Is she delusional, drugged out, or fucking crazy. I am so disgusted.

    40. jessa says – reply to this


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      when is her family going to have an intervention for her??

    41. Tamponhead says – reply to this


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      he looks like a douche.

    42. playgirltinaxx says – reply to this


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      Agree on the license thing but duh of course she has fans!

    43. Jay Stone says – reply to this


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      Yeah… thats her connection! She needs some meth ya'll!

    44. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Eeew he's creepy. He reminds me of Dominic, Vince's cousin on Entourage!!!!

    45. oscar says – reply to this


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      WHERE THE FUCK HIS BRIT'S MOTHER. I don't care how many times brit has pushed her away she needs to keep trying until she breaks down the wall brit built around her. WHERE ARE YOU LYNN SPEARS????????????????????????????

    46. b says – reply to this


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      Britney is a fat ugly whore with droopy cow F.A S eyes. She got rid of Alli because Alli is prettier than her.

    47. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      ☻ Unfitney iz az ugly az he iz..he lookz like her drug dealer…..☻

      ☻ or her producer for her new porn moviez…☻

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    48. Bella says – reply to this


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      I cant believe she is out partying when she just lost custody of her kids! I know I shouldnt be surprised but I really thought all the trash talk was a lot of piss & vinegar, sure I knew she had issues but I really thought she would get it together, but she doesnt seem concerned at all.

    49. MS. OPINONATED says – reply to this


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      Re: Britney has friends? – CAUSE SHE IS RICCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    50. Britney Fans Are Morons says – reply to this


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      Re: k
      Oh please, while Alli is no supermodel she is a hundred times more attractive than Fatney Spears. Who has tree trunk legs and down syndrome facial features.
      Good for Alli if she used her, Shitney deserves to be used, she is a worthless cunt.

    51. gonna take more than this to help BS says – reply to this


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      LOSER + LOSER = LOSER

    52. Shadow says – reply to this


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      Well… she looks good. Tough blonde make her shine

    53. GREAT ORAL says – reply to this


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      He probably gets her drugs and eats her pussy. Females don't give a damn who eats them out once their loaded.

    54. SOMETHIN TO SEE - NOT says – reply to this


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      HE'S GONNA DO A DOCUDRAMA OF BRIT'S LIFE & SET IT AGAINST A WHITE POWDER SCREEN. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    55. SHUT THE FUCK UP says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THE BRITNEY SPEARS SEGMENT, YOU HAVE NO SOURCES, THAT GUY IS KNOWN WITHIN THE BRITNEY COMMUNITY AND HE IS A VERY LOW PROFILE DUDE.. THAT´S IT. HE IS ACTUALLY BFF WITH ALLI SIMS AND HE ALWAYS TRAVELS EVERYWHERE WITH BRITNEY.

      OH AND DON'T BE JEALOUS OF HIM…

      I WISH SOMEONE SMACKS YOU ON THE FACE AGAIN, BUT ON THE YOU OTHER EYE.

    56. jeni21 says – reply to this


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      Re: Britney has friends? – IT'S CALI-FUCKIN-FORNIA BABY! THEY DON'T CALL IT LA LA LAND FOR NOTHIN!

    57. crotchrocket says – reply to this


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      Look at that bitchez eyez..shez loaded..hey cops..U guyz are never around when someone need you..arrest her..he looks like
      that worst piece of shit out there and thank God those kids are
      gone..he looks like a child molester. Gross. Sould of figures, so
      as the kids were gone she would start crotchrocking every Tom,
      Dickhead, and Harry..What a whore.

    58. BS HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS says – reply to this


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      SHE GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "SHIT FOR BRAINS", DOESN'T SHE? :-)

    59. Joey says – reply to this


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      she wasn't driving illegally she had her Louisana drviers liscenes.

    60. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      He's also her drug runner.

    61. lux says – reply to this


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      Eww. Where'd she pick up this guy, lurking outside a public restroom? When she moved to Malibu, I thought maybe I'd run into her at the grocery store, befriend her, and then slap some sense into her. At that time I could hardly imagine the trainwreck she'd really become. She is beyond help.

    62. Harlyn says – reply to this


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      she's gorgeous.i see you're still jealous, fatass :)

    63. Britney is a JOKE says – reply to this


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      Good! The porn producer can have her skanky ass.

    64. lux says – reply to this


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      Eww, what kind of "film producer"? Creepazoid.

    65. lux says – reply to this


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      Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP

      The "Britney Community"…..hahahahahahaha

    66. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      ☻☻OMG:) I know who he iz……☻☻

      ☻☻Hez the gangzta she hired to☻☻

      ☻☻KILL K=fed, guaranfuckinteed☻☻

      ☻☻Fedz, thiz iz your man!!!!!!!!!!☻☻

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    67. aida says – reply to this


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      he's gross eeeeewwwwwyyyyyyy

    68. jman says – reply to this


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      yhat twit is so being used by everybody! she can't make a decision on her won! Actually, she wants peeps to do her thinking for her, which will be her end, mark my words!

    69. jman says – reply to this


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      that twit is so being used by everybody! she can't make a decision on her own! Actually, she wants peeps to do her thinking for her, which will be her end, mark my words!

    70. minxy says – reply to this


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      She isnt crying bout her kids because the media has blown it all outta proportion - she WILL get her kids back, she just mixed up her deadline date, thinking it was next week. Its all being sorted. To the poster who said she has down syndrome, well that is just plain awful. Karma :)

    71. KIM says – reply to this


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      BOYCOTT X17

    72. dp says – reply to this


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      lufti is he arab?

    73. april says – reply to this


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      this guy has been around for ages - why u posting now like its news :S

      dumbass

    74. Mommiedearestz sister says – reply to this


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      look how old and ugly she has become after all that meth and cocaine, booze..she really think her ugly hair looks good like that?
      her face is way too ugly to wear her hair like that..he looks like a
      killer.

    75. chad b says – reply to this


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      I was wondering where she was getting her meth from. This absolutely answers that question. No kidding.

    76. lux says – reply to this


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      They bonded over their triple chins

    77. annie says – reply to this


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      Perez make that guy alittle whiter and put on some pink hair and HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE YOU.. u have that same shady look. Ooops thats right your Hollywoods DOUCHEBAG.

    78. I JUST HEARD says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY IS FUNNELING MONEY TO AL QUAIDA
      PLANNING TO ADOPT A FAT CUBAN
      HAD A SECRET LOVE CHILD WITH BATBOY
      IS SCREWING BILL CLINTON
      SAVED CASTROS LIFE
      PLANNING TO MOVE TO RUSSIA
      PLANS TO RUN FOR NANCY PELOSIS SEAT IN THE NEXT ELECTION
      HAS A SEX TAPE WITH PARIS AND PAM ANDERSON
      WANTS TO BECOME AN OLSEN TRIPLET
      GAVE HER KIDS METH SUPPOSITORIES
      WANTS KEVIN TO FREEZE HIS SPERM FOR A THIRD CHILD
      HAS BEEN FIGHTING HER DOG LONDON AT DMX’S HOUSE
      WILL STAR IN A BOLLYWOOD NON MUSICAL
      TOOK NAKED PICTURES AT THE ZOO
      WAS SEEN MASTERBATING AT WENDYS
      DROVE HER CAR INTO THE CABLE DISH SATELITE
      WILL TAKE A RIDE ON THE RUSSIAN SPACE CRAFT
      WILL DO A BENEFIT SHOW FOR THE TALIBAN
      HAS BEEN SECRETLY SEEING MICHAEL JACKSON
      WAS SEEN VACCUUMING THE BEACH IN FRONT OF HER BEACH HOUSE
      STOLE MONEY FROM THE OIL FOR FOOD PROGRAM
      THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR WEDNESDAY BRITNEY STORIES ASSHOLE

    79. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      Oh Minxy, please. If she had a drop of responsibility in her, she'd have taken care of her stuff immediately. Not think that it's next week and wait until the last minute. But how so very Paris of her, no? Did her attorney misinform her? A communication error? Please. If she gave a shit, then she'd be on the ball with this. She'd know what she had to do, by when and do it immediately. I worked with parents who've had their kids taken from them and 99% of them, no matter what they've done to their kids, how fucked up they are, they do what they need to immediately to get their kids back and be a decent parent and human being. This is not Britney. Britney does what she wants and when she wants to. She'll get her kids back, but only when she finally decides to comply with the court order. I only wish the judge would toss her defiant ass in jail for contempt first.

    80. Isa says – reply to this


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      Because she needs to make absolutely sure that the judge doesn't go all crazy and actually consider giving her joint custody again.

    81. Lol says – reply to this


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      You people are all idiots.
      This guy is sticking up for her.
      If you actually read some interviews with him you would know that.

    82. Bootd says – reply to this


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      Sam Lufti = Jeff from X17's infamous "Britney's Truth"

      This guy claimed that Britney "doesn't do drugs" and also claimed that she shaved her head because Kevin was threating to have her drug tested since all the pot he smoked while they were married would show up in her hair.

      This guy is an idiot and can't even come up with a convincing lie. Wasn't he also part of the "Sarah Silverman ruined the VMAs" lie?

    83. Whoa says – reply to this


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      ha. perez, you got it right. we have ourselves symptom #2 of Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome (ANSS).and that (Lufti) is the new Howard Stern. full of drug cocktails i'm sure.

    84. jeb says – reply to this


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      she can't do much worse than what she was doing. i can't wait to hear what happens at court today. i hope she caught up on some of her missed shit and can get at least some time with her kids. i hope she did the drug testing most of all.

    85. jake says – reply to this


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      Isn't he the same dude who jumped out of her car at The Peninsula hotel the other day and went Rambo on the paparazzi?

    86. TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this


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      Britt, was Ron Jeremey Busy…Give him a call and dump the fug loser sponge you are hanging with.
      Madonna needs to swoop in and straighten this girl out.

    87. Bel says – reply to this


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      wasn't he with her at the tragic VMA appearance? Isn't he also the guy that got "physical" when he was served to appear as a witness in the custody fight?

    88. Old news says – reply to this


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      This guy has been around Britney for awhile. It was reported well over a month ago that he was being supoenaed along with many others associated with the train wreck. Not only is this old news but who gives a shit? Let's talk about something interesting like how did you get that shiner? Did Danny Bonaduce get a piece of you too.

    89. jobs says – reply to this


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      Can't you just say X17 or are you afraid you'll get punched in the eye again

    90. lux says – reply to this


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      Re: Lol

      That is exactly why we are hating on him…"sticking up for her", BOO! Down with Brtiney!

    91. Honiib says – reply to this


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      This is why celebrities have issues trusting people. I see why now! Even regular people have issues trusting folks.. people will do anything or attention and a quick dollar. Real is not out there anymore!

    92. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


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      I don't care who she hangs out with as long as it's not her kids! Thank deity they were removed from that situation before they were messed up even further.

    93. She was already detached from the kids anyway says – reply to this


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      Re: JR
      I try to support Britney because I think she is mental & needs help but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why she doesn't appear to be very upset.
      If she was out partying as much as they say then she wasn't with her kids much anyway….how can you be upset over loosing someone that you were never around to begin with? Britney gave up her kids long before she turned them over to K-FED.

    94. kfed says – reply to this


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      Re: Bootd
      hey….didn't k-fed shave his head too?

    95. USC TROJAN says – reply to this


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      At least he's representing! FIGHT ON TROJANS!

    96. merree says – reply to this


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      Everyone, meet husband #3!!

    97. wowsey says – reply to this


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      Wow! This guy reminds me of you pp, in so many ways!

    98. Amy says – reply to this


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      Sam is great, and no he's not in it for media attention. Sam is more of a brother to Miss Spears. These days Britney could use a little support. Her real family is up Kfeds ass. So Sad. Btw Perez, That Shady Paparazzi agency that you speak of owns your fat ass. Cio bitch boy.

    99. AP ....or.... DP ????? says – reply to this


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      We've all heard of AP right ? (Attachment Parenting)
      AP creates strong, healthy emotional bonds between children and their parents.
      Attachment Parenting practices fulfill a child's need for trust, empathy, and affection, providing a foundation for healthy relationships that last a lifetime.
      Attachment Parenting practices help to reduce or prevent child abuse, behavioral disorders, crime and other serious social problems.
      Britney is seeking to develop her own "New" parenting style called DP Detachment Parenting teaches that children learn to be self sufficient at a very young age When completely ignored……………………………..

    100. Jaime says – reply to this


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      She did not get her license she applied for it but was denied because she did not have her Louisiana license!

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