The Next Angelina

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What is there not to love about Natalie Portman????

Nothing!

She's pretty damn near perfect!

The actress and humanitarian participated in a talk on the Stanford University campus in Palo Alto, California, on Tuesday.

The subject? Global poverty.

Good cause. Great woman!

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 2:44 am / Email this »

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Michael says – reply to this

101

She's so freaking hot. I'd do her all 8 nights of Hanukkah.
DATING says – reply to this

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MEG, WHO'S THE HOTTIE? JAKE GYLLENHAAL?
Angiesupporter says – reply to this

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It is great to see a young hollywood star doing good with her $$$ and celebrity. To all of you Angie haters, she is not a homewrecker, that house was not a home. Clearly looking at Jen and Brad now, you can see they are completely different. He is a humanitarian who has said he wanted a big family since the Gwyneth days. Jen would rather spend her $$$ on herself and focus on her terrible movie career. It is a wonder they lasted as long as they did. Angie has been a good influence on Brad. And as for her humanitarian work always being in the spot light, I have one thing to say. Thank God! Atleast every now and then the trash talking magazines that all these young people buy talk about a cause b/c Angelina was involved. I think those stories should be in your face much more than Britneys Vajayjay, atleast they raise awareness! If you are truly passionate about something you would want as many paopla to know as possible b/c you have the greatest chance at obtaining more supporters for your cause. i m a nurse and I actually met a young person who told me they did not know what "Doctors without Borders" was until they heard Brad and Angie talk about it. Keep up the hard work Dogooders of Hollywood! Kudos for Perez for always reporting these stories!
SAHAR says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER… FIRST I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANGELINA WHEN I WAS 15 AND REALIZED I WAS GAY.. BUT THEN WHEN I WATCHED THE PROFESSIONAL, I REALIZED THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANGELINA. NATALIE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
nogo says – reply to this

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who the fuck cares what an actress has to say about anything? No Real American gives a flying fuck what she thinks. Fuck her.
jennifer says – reply to this

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She's sucha fake. Bad actress. And isn't she super rich? Why don't you give a million dollars away or something? Stingy ho. Doesn't compare to Audrey.
Elvisal says – reply to this

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I'll tell you what there is to not like about her…she doesn't sign autographs. She tops the no signer list every year. She has a bad attitude when it comes to her fans.
Puleeze says – reply to this

108

She has a good deal more class and poise than Angelina, who is a freaky homewrecker.
LUPO says – reply to this

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First of all let me say to all you blind haters, how can you say she's ugly,
the girl is very pretty, and as far as bad actress, yes like every actor she was in some bad movies, but she can act , she was 12 years old when she made the professional and she was great in that movie, also she was in beautifull girls, and more recently garden state was good.
so don't be haters and jealous.
Reesa says – reply to this

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Angelina??? Don't think so. Although she might be doing some thing for the world, it's no where near anything that Ms.Jolie has accomplished. I'm not going to say anything negative about her, but at the same time, comparing her to Angelina is ridiculous.
When there are women who are like Britney in this world, there's not a greater heart than in someone taking in children who are not even related, inside her home and giving them love along with a new life to live for.
Not only that, she also happens to be the most attractive women in the whole world.
detached says – reply to this

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Natalie Portman's big toe is more intelligent than Angelina.
zuzu says – reply to this

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Re: Nanna –
I totally agree with you. And besides, Natalie looks fine the way she is now, but she is not near perfect or so. i think she is just beautiful and cute.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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I DO love Natalie, I would want her to play me in a move, BUT what does SHE know about global poverty…or poverty period?
DetWingsGirl says – reply to this

114

If she WAS perfect, she wouldnt be dating that tool from SNL, Andy Samberg! She deserves much better.
willow says – reply to this

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now, if she would only come out.

i've heard from several sources that her (now) ex-GF was in the WNBA.

bi? lesbian? whatever, definately not straight. and definately in the closet.
toni says – reply to this

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"The next Angelina" Yeah right.. unless she becomes a tattooed huband stealing freakshow. How could you insult Natalie like that. Natalie is a college educated (Ivy League, no less), bilingual, talented person with class…Angelina doesn't come close. Natalie has been involved with causes for as long, if not longer, than that filthy skank, Angelina. Perhaps Angelina could attempt to become "the next Natalie" as if she ever could. She's too tarnished and dirty to now expect people to think she has dignity.
GoBears! says – reply to this

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Just for the record, she also spoke at cal, to a much larger audience than she had at Stanford…
camaguey says – reply to this

118

This woman has an enormously large head. Can a plastic surgeon help that? She should get a headectomy. My word! And get the facial warts examined while they're at it.
frank davis says – reply to this

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And her credentials for being an expert on global poverty are… ?? Growing up rich, being an overpaid actress? I always laugh when actors think they have some important dialog to give to a social issue. She would have just as much if she stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Monica Bellucci Fan says – reply to this

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She is not gorgeous. Those who say she is gorgeous are lying. She is cute/plain at best and her acting is mediocre. Angelina Jolie is much more attractive and interesting, hence why she is popular and hot and Natalie is boring and not. Keira Knightley is an upgrade, I agree with the poster above.
Mimi says – reply to this

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She's adorable. You shouldn't even compare her to the druggie, man-stealing Angelina.
GOD says – reply to this

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GRADUATED HARVARD WITH A WORTHLESS DEGREE — GREAT HUMANITARIAN??? HOW DO YOU FIGURE?

JUST LIKE A LIB TO SIT ON HER ASS AND DO NOTHING BUT TALK ABOUT A SUBJECT!

SHE IS FIGHTING GLOBAL HUNGER… THE FOOD SHE DOESN'T EAT WILL BE SCARFED DOWN BY PEREZ!
Natalie Portass says – reply to this

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How money has this douche bag given to the poor?
love you says – reply to this

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Maybe if she wasnt a damn JEW we would like her…Death of Israel
meezergeezer says – reply to this

125

Now for this one I'll sit up and listen. She's educated, well-spoken, extremely bright and notably not making sure her dress is hoisted above her knee, as Angeloser did in her post-Shiloh interview with Anderson Cooper.
Natalie is a cut above. WAY above.
deb says – reply to this

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Re: love you – omigod are you a nazi? dont be, or ul be hunted..tsk tsk
jo says – reply to this

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She's no Angelina…I still say she sucks if she finds John Kerry sexy in any way, shape or form. I think I just puked a little.
pink says – reply to this

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I love her! Anyone who says she's not beautiful is crazy! She's just not all made up in these picures. But she still looks great. Her acting might not be the very best, but I still like her. And I like that she'll take roles for reasons besides money. And I read a few years ago that she'd only make movies during breaks from school. It's fantastic that she actually wanted to get an education. I'm so sick of Angelina. I think she's only out for attention.
Nesha says – reply to this

129

God I hope not! I love Nat Nat. I despise Pussy lips Jolie.
LM says – reply to this

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Let's hope she doesn't turn into the rabid breeder Angelina became.
nic says – reply to this

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she spoke at UC BERKELEY, bitches!!!!

GO BEARS
jl says – reply to this

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Re: michele – did you see her in closer?? did you see her in garden state??/ she did an amazing job! she's such a diverse actress!!
sdskdasjkljkl says – reply to this

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Angelina Jolie has FAT lips and looks like a fucking blow up doll… Natalie is cutish.
NP Rocks says – reply to this

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I like her. I loved all of her movies, except I didn't see Star Wars. I liked all the others. Vendetta was great. So was that one with Zac Braff. Oh, and closer. Better than Julia!
NP Rocks says – reply to this

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I like her. I loved all of her movies, except I didn't see Star Wars. I liked all the others. Vendetta was great. So was that one with Zac Braff. Oh, and closer. Better than Julia!
sahar says – reply to this

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she actually spoke at uc berkeley. i don't think those pictures are from the event cuz she was way casual.
RG says – reply to this

137

I'll married her anytime… she's smart and hot what not to love about her…
dagnee says – reply to this

138

"whatchu want natalie?"
"TO DRINK AND FIIIGHT"
"whatchu need natalie?"
"
dagnee says – reply to this

139

"whatchu want natalie?"
"TO DRINK AND FIIIGHT"
"whatchu need natalie?"
"TO FUCK ALL NIGHT!"

.. i fucking love this bitch.
Hugs Not Drugs says – reply to this

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pretty face, horrible actress
tara says – reply to this

141

Love her!
LOVEJEN says – reply to this

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AND PROBABLY NOT A HOMEWRECKER LIKE ANGELINA.
Blondey says – reply to this

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Ok first off she is a complete asshole I went to high school with natalie portman and she is the biggest bitch, she wasn't even famous yet and she brought bodyguards to the prom….come on hunny ur not that important…nobody liked u in high school anyway!
Selina says – reply to this

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There's no comparison Natalie to any one.. She's one of a kind.
True, intelligent, gorgeous and humble.
I hope you're not trying to put her in the same sentence with that messed up, attention seeking, home wrecking, ugly, confused, anorexic BIATCCCCCCHHHH!!
’cause that would realy be a shame..

L u P XX
jka says – reply to this

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she came to uc berkeley too! i saw her =) yay
JB says – reply to this

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I love the way all these "humanitarians" walk around with 5k pocketbooks yet want to talk about ending global poverty (Remember Angelina and Z). What kind of message is that? Just seems a bit ironic.
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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I'm in love with her … And that's the bottom line ’cause D'oh Boy sad so !
sue says – reply to this

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eh…..
Brit + JT 4EVER says – reply to this

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She's quite possibly the most beautiful woman alive. Boo ya.
Whorelina is no Natalie says – reply to this

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Angelina Jolie recently announced she has filed papers to adopt yet another exotic overseas orphan. Faced with the burden of carrying so many children while traveling the world for humanitarian reasons, Jolie commissioned a designer to create a stylish transport to fit her unique needs. The Angelina Jolie Hands-Free Multiple Baby Carrier is a sleek device that carries up to four children and features diaper storage, a bottle and sippy cup holder, an insulated snack compartment, and retractable toys. Best of all, the carrier allows Angelina to keep her hands free to pick up other orphans that might catch her eye. Available by special order only, but hurry, there's a growing wait list. Madonna has already placed her order and other celebrities are likely to follow.
cfly says – reply to this

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Actually, she was at U C Berkeley. I work for the department that hosted the event she spoke at.
lindsay says – reply to this

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hey guess what,
you don't have to LIVE in poverty to care about those who do. what she's doing is good. she's educating people and trying to help.
HALLEE says – reply to this

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AT LEAST NATALIE PORTMAN IS A PROUD ISRAELI!!ROCK ON
Keith says – reply to this

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I am a gay man and have to admit Natalie makes me SWOON. She is so fricking pretty. Actually, she reminds me of another crush of mine, Natalie Wood. They are both so, so beautiful. Love them.
LoveMeSomeNat says – reply to this

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Re: Michael – sexy.
lia says – reply to this

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Got nothing against her personally, but she cannot act her way out of a paperbag.
i see you baby says – reply to this

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People are bringing up Angelina so much it's a proof of how many jealous women are out there. We can also take a random guess to what they look like…….and it isn't anything remotely close to Angelina, probably the exact opposite like Rosie O.
v says – reply to this

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fuck stanford. i would just like to point out that natalie also came to the BERKELEY campus this week… fuck stanford. i saw her… she's very shy and seems nervous when speaking. cute and pretty and smart though. fuck stanford.
Frances says – reply to this

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Natalie is so cool because she is smart. Unlike other celebs who just raise awareness by lending their faces and names (which is a good thing of course), Natalie knows her stuff. She is an ambassador for FINCA International which helps third-world countries become richer through micro-financing. Natalie doesn't just go and smile and be pretty, pleading, "Please help the poor," she actually sits down with women from the developing countries and explains to them mathematically how entrepreneurship can rescue them from poverty.

She can do this with authority because she has a huge brain (maybe that's why she has a big head physically). She has psychology degree from Harvard, is a lecturer, an author of research papers, and can understand and/or speak five languages. And she's an environmentalist. All these on top of her numrous acting awards and nominations. And she's fantastically gorgeous, too.

And she's never stolen a man from another woman.
Mariah says – reply to this

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The next Angelina???? Only because she is humanitarian!! They do not look alike in anything. You do not insult Natalie
hmmm says – reply to this

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Hmm…what could she possibly know about poverty? Celebs need to stop thinking their opinions matter just because they're high profile. Also Natalie was horrible in Hotel Chevalier. Enough said.
jko says – reply to this

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actually, she didn't say very intellient things.
she might be a pretty face, but isn't terribly bright.
EMILIO says – reply to this

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Natalie isnt a whore like Angelina!!
I LOVE NATALIE says – reply to this

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GO NATALIE!

SHE WAS ONLY HORRIBLE IN STAR WARS. AND WHOSE ACTING DIDNT SUCK IN STAR WARS?WATCH CLOSER AND SEE HOW GOOD HER ACTING IS. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT, ON TOP OF ACTING SHE WENT TO HARVARD AND GOT A BACHELORS IN PSYCHOLOGY,I LOVE THIS GIRL. TOO BAD HER AND GAEL GARCIA BROKE UP. THEY'RE EFFING ADORABLE TOGETHER.
Meghan says – reply to this

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FUCK STANFURD! She was at Cal the day before.
DZArbonne says – reply to this

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Cath says – reply to this

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Let's just hope she doesn't start wasting away like Angelina.
FunkyWinkerbean says – reply to this

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Very pretty face, but can't act worth a damn, is known to be cold and disdainful to her fans, and is a staunch, uninformed Zionist. Plus if you watch her interviews or have seen her speak in person (which I have), honestly, girl ain't all that bright. Simply buying an expensive Harvard degree does not = being smart. She's actually horribly inarticulate and kind of ditzy. Her face is pretty much the only thing she's got going for her in my opinion. But her publicist has done an amazing job of convincing the world she's oh-so "smart" and "talented." All the uncritical lemmings out there just buy into whatever bullsh*t they're fed.
JoelG says – reply to this

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Right, she speaks on poverty while wearing a priceless Lanvin dress she was lent for free and $500 Jimmy Choos, then a private car drives her, her manager and her publicist to Chez Panisse for a sumptuous dinner and then it's back to the Four Seasons for some shut-eye. Boy, it's sure hard work saving the world! In between all her tough work this week in fighting poverty by hanging out for 45 minutes at a few Ivy League colleges, she managed to fly her makeup artist, stylist, accessories assistant and hair stylist over to get her ready for the Darjeeling premiere and the JTN Vision Awards. Move over Mother Teresa, THIS is the face of selflessness!!