No Rehab For Britney

Unfortunately, this report from OK! magazine is not true.
Despite their claims that Britney Spears would be checking in to rehab, sources inside the frequent and habitual drug user's camp tell The Insider that she will NOT be seeking treatment for her addictions.
On the bright side, though cousin Alli did move out of Brit's home on Wednesday, she's still working for the bad mother of two as her assistant.
Additionally, the video for Spears' new single, Gimme More, has an official premiere date. The clip will debut this Monday on Vh1 and MTV.
It came out about a month too late!
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First. Courts force her damn!
perez is a pig
Alli's just using her
Good grief; they both looked like they just stepped out of Fashion Bug!! Trash, nothing but trash…..
type in LAJAY on utube and check me outttt
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ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO IS STAR IN THE PORN SERIES
…….. "THE WORLD BIGGEST GANG BANG" ………..
after that she will be so sore that for a year she can sleep and recover at home.
Stupid Bitch
Poor Britney. I hope she does go to rehab soon. But then she wouldn't be able to promote her album
expected… but still disappointing. Britney is a lost cause!
it's number 3 you fat fuck.
i fucking hate you
i can't stop going on your site
buying your merchandise
and wishing i was you
a fat gay asshole
I love you Brit!! Can't wait to see your new video!! I will be watching. Things will be looking up soon.
que honda?
Why is she always wearing those tacky ass boots? This girl needs a stylist FAST….
FIRST. love you perez. so funny!
i dont get it, its usually the hott people in hollywood that get all the attention, brittany is a trainwreck and doesnt have the body anymore, we should just let her crash by herself.
I think she'd feel a whole lot better about herself if she'd just do something with that damn hair.
WHY TOO LATE, SHE IS AT #3 ON BILLBOARD, THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME, YOU SUCK, AND YOU ARE UGLY. LOL
Both Clit Clit and Alli Shit look fat.
I can't believe how hot and slim Fatney's mom looks. If she doesn't want her advice on other things, Shitney should at least accept her advice on weight management and looking trim and well groomed.
Breaking News: Britney farted today!! Lord Perez it must be a slow day; enough of the Unfitney crap!
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GIVE THE POOR GIRL A BREAK
Dr. Phil show today is ALL ABOUT BRITNEY and her family! Crazy — he is using a whole new "newsy" format, and will be talking with her mother. Almost over here on the East Coast, but maybe some of you will be able to catch it!
Ding dang yall! i dont need no rehab!
Why Perez are you so mean?? Please give her a chance!! She had a lot of problems this year, but nobody is perfect!! Don't u think that maybe get back on work and do what she used to do, perfoming e promoting her music can help her?? I know that you love Britney! please have faith & hope…
1st BITCHES
Britneys just lost it.
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15#
she doesn't care about her kids enough to go to rehab. WTF? She's the one that took herbs to try and get pregnut faster! Now she don't get a F*** about her kids!
Of course she is not going…that would mean that she would be doing something to get her kids back! Idiot!!!! Those poor kids!!!!!!!
Although I'm gay and perfer men, I do Brit. Why not!
admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovey britty brit brit.
STFU
LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE
YOU FAT FUCK
REPORT THIS BITCH!
BRITNEY SPEARS' SINGLE "GIMME MORE" SKYROCKETS TO #3 ON THE BILLBOARD HOT 100
Not denying the crazy bitch needs rehab, but considering "Gimme More" SHOT THE FUCK UP to number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, I'd say Monday is an ideal time for her to release the vid-day-oh. Damn, her first hit since 2004…go eat a waffle, Perez. I love you and all, but naturally, you have no news on her new HIT song's position!!!
What shame!! Do bad she thinks more about herself than she does ger babies and their futures and her future with them.
i love you perez but can you just tell us when britney kills herself bc i cant read anything else about her…my heads going to explode
Why won't she O.D. her sorry flappy Pussy Flaps and bring some peace to this world!
Dammit Britney, sign into rehab and STAY THERE. You hate the humiliation, we hate the damn reports every 5 minutes. Thank gawd for Perez or we wouldn't be able to laugh about it, infact, i think we would be laughing HARDER about your humiliation. Face it, you had a good run. Leave it at that before you totally screw yourself over. We love to hate you Brit.
Those boots must be stuck to her by now
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale's nip slip.
YOU SUCK.
i can't beleiev shit you say.
duh, you're the media.
media sucks.
so do you.
go for a jog you fat pig like fuck
She's from 68 to number 3 this week at the billboard 100!!!!!
Eat ur heart out, Perez.
What do you think those boots smell like??????? Good God get a different style you fat (habitual drug using) COW!!!!!!! Those stupid dresses make you look really fat they are like new wave moo-moo's. Washed up LOSER!!!!!!!
Why does she always wear those stupid cowboy boots. Is she shooting up ? hiding the track marks
Perez, so you aren't going to report that Gimme More is #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week. Her second highest charted song. She has been in the Top 5 since Baby One More Time. Everyone wants to report that her career is over and yet, despite no radio play, she is screaming up the charts. Of course, next week, she could be out of the Top 40 all together. At least, report the positive stuff about Britney too. Also, why are you quoting Life and Style and OK!? Those publications are the the Onion for tabloids. Also, Perez, she will probably go to rehab after her next court appearance. Finally, how can she have any kind of relationship with her parents when they sided with the devil(I mean K-Fag) in custody battle. Shar Jackson is probably poisoning and beating those kids as we speak.
What a fucking waste!
Yeah Alli is still around !
i still love you, brit brit. but put on some pants, honey!
Re: summer – HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF SHE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT? wow thats so cool, you know britney spears soooo damn well.. WOW TELL HER I SAID HI!
YA FUCKING RETARD
Yeeha! Let's go shopping; I done dropped off the rugrats and have nothing but time and money!! My new video's comin out soon; K-Fed has the 'rats and I'm loving life!! And all my stupid fans are still supportin' me!! Life is good ya'll!
enuf britney already…ENUF ENUF ENUF….
um not too late dude, her single on the hot 100 went from number 68 to number 3…. thats a huge jump. get your facts straight loser
Is it just me or does she totally have a receding hairline? That seems like an awful lot of forehead. Is that what happens when you get new extensions every other day?
have u noted Perez hasnt talk about who is number one on Hot 100 songs this week? maybe because he doesnt want to say GIMME MORE is #3 after only 4 weeks on air! wow, this is an example of how bad and trashy is this web site!! hahahaha
no more Britney Spears reports.
That's a shame. I guess her kids are not as important as her drugs and partying. But hey she still has her enabler fans!! Cause you know the rest of us are just haters!!
umm shes number 3 on billboard….id say thats pretty good
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
YOU SUCK.
Re: Unfitney Says – Unfortunately; you are right. She doesn't care about her kids, only herself and these idiot "fans" of hers will keep buying her crap and supporting her pathetic lifestyle!!
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
FUCK YOU.
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
EAT MY SHIT
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU BACK THE LOVE YOU HAD THEN.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who YOU ARE
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are
1234…
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU BACK THE LOVE YOU HAD THEN.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who YOU ARE
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are
1234…
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU BACK THE LOVE YOU HAD THEN.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who YOU ARE
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are
1234…
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU BACK THE LOVE YOU HAD THEN.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who YOU ARE
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are
1234…
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU BACK THE LOVE YOU HAD THEN.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who YOU ARE
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are
1234…
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
FAT PIG!
what is WITH those damn cowboy boots?
is to hide the place on her ankles where she shoots the smack into her veins?
can't wait for the video. i hope it will be as good as her vma performance. ~fingers crossed~.
lol.
Alli is a fat fat bitch!!!! If people who truly love Britney like her mom are out of her life then Alli must be one of them thhat are being talked about bringing her down!!!! Fat Alli is an enabler!!!!
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS.
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAAL, you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
YOU FAT FUCK
why the fuck is she always in front of animal stores? she better not be adopting animals because if she is unable to care for her children and herself. the animals will surely be neglected.
MCFLY MCFLY MCFLY MCFLY MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love mcfly :]
Did we really think she was actually going to seek help? She needs it desperately, but since she's surrounded by enablers, she'll continue to spiral.
Britney, get help! Do it for your family!
Re: SHAME!! – Yeah Karma your bad mouthing Perez! Whats that????????? Its gonna come & get you know!!!!!!!! Holy Shit watch your back you might end up in bed with Shitney and an STD!!!!!
Guess what, Perez?!
"Gimme More" is #3 on this weeks Billboard Hot 100.. take that, fatass!
if Brit cared about her children, she would have been doing the right things all along.
don't you ppl get it?
she doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself!
What's worse, reporting something wrong like the magazine did or REREPORTING something wrong, like you did, Gossip Clown? You seem to have a knack for reporting untrue items here on your silly little blog, don't you? Fidel Castro rolls sends his regards. He is soooo proud and happy that you were the one to break the story of his death.
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I don't care that "gimme more is no 3" a bunch of lil teenie boppers is all THAT is….The song STINKS….and she can't sing worth a shit…So there fucktards
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Re: Jesse Kells – You are a fuckig idiot! Sereiously once agin blame everyone else but Shitney!!! Her parents refuse to see their daughter be a drug addict in front of her kids and that's why they have not tlaked to her its called "tough love" Also K-fed at least lets the grandparents have a life in his kids' life unlike that waste of space! I swear you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots will make up any excuse and refuse to look at all the evidence that's right in front of you…..OH BY THE WAY PEREZ IS NOT THE ONLY ONE REPORTING NEGATIVE STUFF ON SHITNEY!!! BWHY DIDN'T SHE SHOW UP FOR COURT? WHY DID THE JUDGE CALL HER A DRUG ADDICT???? OH I GUESS EVERYONE IS MAKING THAT UP HUH?
it didnt come out a month too late.. her single only JUST officiall came out and anyway videos usually come out a month after the radio single… so get the fck over it perez stop beating this shit into the ground you loser
Sad but the Queen of all Media's next head line will soon be,
"May Britney Rest In Peace". Getting to her bottom just might be
the death of her.
I hope she get's help, I still think she has no talent.
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAA&you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
YOU FUCKING LIAR! IF THIS IS YOUR "JOB" THEN DO IT RIGHT AND POST REAL SHIT
YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
Ya know, I don't often disagree with you, Perez. But I really think Britney's record label knows what they're doing. I think they wanted to distance themselves from Britney's shiteous performance. I think putting the video out almost a month later is a very smart thing. That way, people are talking about her video (which should be a graphics explosion.. probably Britney's head just floating around in air while hot dancers grope her and there's lots of fog and lights).
Now, her single will have more time to live. Maybe? And I think it will also buy her some time to get her shit together (which clearly isn't happening anytime soon).
So many possibilities:
1. The scene where the brother and sister pull into the garage. Hess suddenly gets a Southern accent. "Ah know how it is, fray-und!" And "I'm goin' boogyin'!" Then, "It's too late to go boogyin' anyway." (I didn't know the discos closed so early!)
2. The bald girl: "Hot Diggity!"
3. The short haired girl drinking from the bottle and Hess saying, "You look like you're given it head!"
4. "Lesson time" with the razor. And then he slams that guy's head down on the table about 50 times, but the guy lives!
5. "I'll play light!" "No credit in this game." I've never heard the expression "play light" before, but apparently Italian filmmakers in the late '70s thought it meant to pay someone money owed in a poker game later.
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAA&you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
GET A REAL JOB
despite comments from perez that gimme more wouldnt top the billboard hot 100. the single is currently number 3 !!! on the charts jumping all the way from number 68 !!!
britney is going to die soon
Hey guess what P-Dawg?
Britney's single IS a hit. Number 3 on the Hot 100 Billboard Charts. I don't have any respect for what she is doing with her life, but I just simply wanted to discredit what you have decided to drum into our heads over and over again.
Just because you believe it doesn't mean it's true P-Dawg!
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAA&you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
MANGINA LICKER
you suck, drug user, drug adictive? you don't know shit, fat ugly Perez
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAA&you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
LIEING JACKASS
I don't think Brit even wants custody of her kids, let alone wants to get help for her problems.
i dont know if i can believe you seeing that Adrianne pointed out you lied about her.. and uhm for the fact that you lied about GyllenHAA&you posted a 3 year old picture this summertime of Tisdale’s nip slip.
LIAR
OK I'm going to speak up and say this FOR ALL of YOU BRITTNEY
WANNABE'S OK here goes…. Stop hating on her…Your Just Jealous…Leave Her Alone!!…Nobody's Perfect!! She is having a Hard Time. Its her Mom's,
K-Fed, Perez and the rest of the Media's FAULT Wheww… OK??
perez, seriously.
you need to move on. how would you feel if you were constantly being scrutinized and put down all the time? even if she does have a problem, it's not right to be writing all this stuff about her. If somebody had a mental disease or was obese, would you make fun of them? you should not be talking, please. because you are fat, over weight, hairy and ugly. you're a virgin and you've never had any action in your life. please. perez hilton, get a life.
love, britney's true fans.