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   first?

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   1st

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   FIRST BITCHES!!!

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   that's fug.

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   niiice

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   FIRST

7. Sarah C says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRST AGAIN

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   So funny
   Perez Perfect Match!

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   I love Jerri…thank you Perez!

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    First

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    Amy Winehouse looks like "Elvira-Mistress of the Dark" on Meth.

12. Beres says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Also, compare with Madonna's hair in the 1989 Pepsi commercial. Loving it.

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    !!!! YEAH………… I get it…………………………
    MUY…….. BUEN TRABAJO…………………..
    "" HIJO DE LA??????????????????????????

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    1st!….She looks yuckie

15. Speckdotz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hahaha I want them both

16. FRUITSALADSHOW.COM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FRUITSALADSHOW.COM loves Amy Sedaris and her book!!!!!

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    the sedaris' rock… could this be a bad thing?!

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    Amy Sedaris is not funny

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    first?? and yeah..wow. that's terrifying. and insulting to jerri blank.

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    HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

21. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♀

    ♥ They are both so cute…I love Amy…shez kooooooooool♀

    ♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♀♀

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    skunktastic

23. allasai says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    where is her forehead???

24. morgan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahah so true… luv ya wino

25. shel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lovin' it!

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    AMY'S NOSE IS QUITE RED, THE LITTLE UNTALENTED OVERRATED WHORE WITH PATHETIC CRAPPY TATTOOS PROBABLY SNORTED A LOT OF COCAINE, SHE BETTER KEEP HER MONEY FOR WHEN HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WILL END, SOON

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    betcha they both scrape when they give head with those big old chompers

28. Gigi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL that's hella funny!!!!!
    they are both ugly!!!!

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    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…. gah

30. bo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st!

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    AMAZING hahahahaaha.

    Jerri Blank is a genius.

32. Julie is laughing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HA! HA!
    

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    Wrong! Separated at birth with the lady on the left hand side off Michael Jackson in the "Thriller" video.

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    cool

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    Geeeeze,now THATS scary!!!If yall don't think she looks like that now,just give it a few years-lol.I love you Perez!!!!

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    I like the pole and the hole.

37. m says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez is suck a fat fucking slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.

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    Perez is suck a fat slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.

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    Perez is such a fat slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.

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    LOL!!!!!!!!! God that is HYSTERICAL!!

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    DAMN!!! That HAS GOTTA hurt!!!

42. theresa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love them both!

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    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
    JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!

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    why did she do that! she looks like elvira on crack…

45. b says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    never a good look.

46. AudioKid says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahaha…. Winehouse…. what cant I say….

    -AudioKid
    www.lifeofanintern.com

47. kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you all need to shut up with the whole 'first' thing. get over it. it's fucking dumb.

48. Lady wonder says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

49. Jane says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHA that is so dead on!!!

50. Gia Jolie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh come on Perez! That's low! But I know you love Amy, so its cool.

    I LOVE AMY! GET BETTER HONEY!

51. Aias says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Amy Whorehouse sucks!

52. baber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Amy looks totally jacked up

53. Jeremy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jerri Blank for PRESIDENT!!!!!

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    does the person who does your sketches not realize that you're fatl? or do you just say do me a sketch and take off forty pounds. if you want to be appealing then lose weight. nice and easy

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    I love them both but honestly..WINO needs a new hairstyle..she looks like a skunk died on her head. I still love her though.

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    can we say ew?

57. nadine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i laughed out loud when i saw this perez! haha hilarious! i love them both

58. Orlando says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's really unfair to Jerry

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    I LOVE YOU AMY,
    NOW,
    AND
    FOREVER.

    DUMP BLAKE THE SNAKE AND ALL IS FORGIVEN

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    Amy Winehouse is THE single most talented singer alive
    but for how long…
    please DONT LEAVE US AMY!
    i listen to "frank" everyday…

61. i love perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahahaha……the older one actually looks better

62. Leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Awww I love Amy Sedaris.

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    the one on the right kinda looks like Ellen D.

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    $20 says I could fuck Winehoe for a bump of coke and a bag of heroin. She makes britney look.. well… ok Britney looks bad compared to anyone but Amy's still a cheap drug slut…. I bet Perez would suck a bag of dicks for a Ho-Ho or Twinkie!!!

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    hahahahaha amy sedaris is amazing.

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    Re: Shep – Hell; Perez IS a Twinkie!!

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    Perez; is that supposed to be you in the pink sportjacket at the top of this site? Please you never looked that good in your whole life! Take it down; it's ridiculous that you actually think you look like that sketch!! AS IF!!!

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    How many of you want to wake up in a pool of what you HOPE is your own filth?

69. Misty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth shot of you and a used tampon? Your hair matches perfectly and your black eye could be a blood clot!!

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    Amy WInhouse looks like a drag queen. I honestly thought that she was a man the first time I saw her. i would have bet $ on it.

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    I think Kerry Katona looks much more like Jerry Blank

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    yes! jerri blank/amy sedaris is the best!!!!

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    WE LOVE JERRI BLANKS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT HER IN THE SAME CLASS AS THAT TRASHY LOOKING DRUG ADDICT WINO! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TROLL!

    JERRI ROCKS!

    (¯`v´¯)
    `*.¸.*´. -:¦:-
    ¸.·´ .·´¨¨))
    ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:-
    -:¦:- (( °º ° °º ° WE LOVE JERRI BLANKS° °º ° °º °º

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    hahaha!
    amy sedaris > winehouse

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    #cruella de vil#
    #cruella de vil#

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    Anyone see the new Harry Potter movie? Look at similarities between Bellatrix Lestrange and Amy Winehouse… Creepy!

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    Re: Copacaba – So true, her nose is red and her pupils are dilated.. she's a crack HO!

78. Perez has a collection of huge black dildos says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You're a real loyal friend, aren't you? You're a vile back-stabbing obese sissy.

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    Shes high as fuck, I had a friend whoses eyes used to do that when sh'd shot that boy!!!!

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    no, not separated at birth… I acually think that Maggie Wheeler (Janice from "Friends") and Amy was separated at birth..

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    Re: Perez has a collection of huge black dildos – You're psychotic.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!!!!

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    And this is how you treat your friends.

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    jaja, sånn kan det altså gå. noen som forstår norsk her eller? trodde ikke det nei=)

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    Amy, you look beautiful. Keep it up girl! Love you. And fuck you Perez, for comparing our girl with this old skanky lady. Amy doesn't look anything like her!

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    I LOVE THE JUNKIE WHORE! Amy, that is.

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    SOME MAJOR SHIZ GOING DOWN AT PEREZ’S OFFICE TODAY
    THEY RAN OUT OF TWINKIES ALL HELL BROKE LOSE AS OUR
    FAVORITE BALOGNA SMUGGLER WAS SEEN CURLED UP IN A BALL
    UNDER HIS DESK FURIOUSLY MASTERBATING WITH A PICTURE OF
    THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY GRASPED FIRMLY IN HIS CREME FILLED PAWS!
    IT WAS ONLY THROUGH THE INTERVENTION AND PROMISE OF A DOUGHNUT
    THAT OUR HERO RELENTED AND RETRACTED HIMSELF FROM UNDER THE
    DESK “IT WAS TOUCH AND GO THERE FOR A FEW HOURS” SAID AN
    UNNAMED STAFFER. WE TIED THE DOUGHNUT TO A STRING AND SLOWLY
    DRUG IT TO A PICTURE OF HIS FAVORITE LATIN STAR MARC ANTHONY
    THIS ONLY EXCITED OUR FRIEND EVEN MORE AS HE THREW THE DOUGHNUT
    DOWN AND GRABBED THE PHOTO OF MARC ANTHONY. AND CONTINUED TO
    BEAT HIS MEAT. NO ONE WAS SURPRISED AS RUNNING OUT OF TWINKIES
    IS A REGULAR OCCURANCE AROUND THE OFFICE. WE ARE PLANNING AN
    INTERVENTION WITH K-FED,BRITNEYS MOM AND ADRIANNE CURRY ALL
    THOSE WHO TRUELY CARE FOR HIM PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR HERO AS HE
    GOES THROUGH THIS TOUGH TIME IN HIS LIFE……

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    A Jerri Blank reference on perezhilton.com? I'm impressed.

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    JAJAJAA fucking twins!

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    Is this a new look for the Winehouse, or have the drugs pre-maturely grayed her?

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    Does anyone else notice that Amy is looking in two different directions simultaneously? In other words, she is cockeyed. Or fucked up. Or both. Look at her red nose…

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    I'm a boozer, a user, and a looooooooooooser!

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    i keep slipping up and calling her amy rehab how appropriate eh!

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    Dudha Stalin's Got the SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS!

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    awesome! i heart Jerri Blank!

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    Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth shot of you and a used tampon? Your hair matches perfectly and your black eye could be a blood clot!!

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    I don't really think that they where separted at birth!! I think they are just saying that because they look alike!!!!

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    WTF. i thought you were friends with amy????????? perez, you are such a meanie weirdo. is this what you do to your friends too??????? FUCK! don't nobody go near perez, he might infect you with his hatred.

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    WTF. i thought you were friends with amy????????? perez, you are such a meanie weirdo. is this what you do to your friends too??????? FUCK! don't nobody go near perez, he might infect you with his hatred.

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     arent you and wino friends???….smooth move dick