Separated At Birth

Filed under: Anglophilia > Separated At Birth > Amy Winehouse > Amy Sedaris

Left: Miz Jerri Blank. Right: Miz Amy Winehouse.

Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:11 pm / Email this »

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eli says – reply to this

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first?
c says – reply to this

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1st
ana says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!
damn. says – reply to this

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that's fug.
mdog says – reply to this

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niiice
Beres says – reply to this

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FIRST
Sarah C says – reply to this

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FIRST AGAIN
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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So funny
Perez Perfect Match!
Jimmy says – reply to this

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I love Jerri…thank you Perez!
adae says – reply to this

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First
sheila says – reply to this

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Amy Winehouse looks like "Elvira-Mistress of the Dark" on Meth.
Beres says – reply to this

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Also, compare with Madonna's hair in the 1989 Pepsi commercial. Loving it.
SO NOT SO!! ASS HOLE!! says – reply to this

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!!!! YEAH………… I get it…………………………
MUY…….. BUEN TRABAJO…………………..
"" HIJO DE LA??????????????????????????
megan says – reply to this

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1st!….She looks yuckie
Speckdotz says – reply to this

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Hahaha I want them both
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM says – reply to this

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FRUITSALADSHOW.COM loves Amy Sedaris and her book!!!!!
jay says – reply to this

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the sedaris' rock… could this be a bad thing?!
Bored says – reply to this

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Amy Sedaris is not funny
tom says – reply to this

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first?? and yeah..wow. that's terrifying. and insulting to jerri blank.
MILENA says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this

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♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♀

♥ They are both so cute…I love Amy…shez kooooooooool♀

♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♀♀
UGH says – reply to this

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skunktastic
allasai says – reply to this

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where is her forehead???
morgan says – reply to this

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hahahah so true… luv ya wino
shel says – reply to this

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Lovin' it!
Copacaba says – reply to this

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AMY'S NOSE IS QUITE RED, THE LITTLE UNTALENTED OVERRATED WHORE WITH PATHETIC CRAPPY TATTOOS PROBABLY SNORTED A LOT OF COCAINE, SHE BETTER KEEP HER MONEY FOR WHEN HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WILL END, SOON
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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betcha they both scrape when they give head with those big old chompers
Gigi says – reply to this

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LOL that's hella funny!!!!!
they are both ugly!!!!
shtupid says – reply to this

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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…. gah
bo says – reply to this

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1st!
YES! says – reply to this

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AMAZING hahahahaaha.

Jerri Blank is a genius.
Julie is laughing says – reply to this

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HA! HA!
Um NO! says – reply to this

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Wrong! Separated at birth with the lady on the left hand side off Michael Jackson in the "Thriller" video.
nonny says – reply to this

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cool
jen says – reply to this

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Geeeeze,now THATS scary!!!If yall don't think she looks like that now,just give it a few years-lol.I love you Perez!!!!
Kitty says – reply to this

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I like the pole and the hole.
m says – reply to this

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Perez is suck a fat fucking slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.
m says – reply to this

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Perez is suck a fat slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.
m says – reply to this

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Perez is such a fat slob. Why does he feel the need to trash everyone around him? Do you not have a mirror you homo? You are more disgusting than the people you portray. oh and as far as you picture on the top of your page…you should add about 30lbs and acne to the face you slob.
Hollis says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!!!!!! God that is HYSTERICAL!!
na says – reply to this

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DAMN!!! That HAS GOTTA hurt!!!
theresa says – reply to this

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I love them both!
eat my fart says – reply to this

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JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
JERRI BLANK RULEZ!!!
molly says – reply to this

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why did she do that! she looks like elvira on crack…
b says – reply to this

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never a good look.
AudioKid says – reply to this

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hahaha…. Winehouse…. what cant I say….

-AudioKid
www.lifeofanintern.com
kelly says – reply to this

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you all need to shut up with the whole 'first' thing. get over it. it's fucking dumb.
Lady wonder says – reply to this

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DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jane says – reply to this

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HAHAHA that is so dead on!!!
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez! That's low! But I know you love Amy, so its cool.

I LOVE AMY! GET BETTER HONEY!
Aias says – reply to this

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Amy Whorehouse sucks!
baber says – reply to this

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Amy looks totally jacked up
Jeremy says – reply to this

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Jerri Blank for PRESIDENT!!!!!
James says – reply to this

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does the person who does your sketches not realize that you're fatl? or do you just say do me a sketch and take off forty pounds. if you want to be appealing then lose weight. nice and easy
Maranda says – reply to this

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I love them both but honestly..WINO needs a new hairstyle..she looks like a skunk died on her head. I still love her though.
Hyacinth says – reply to this

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can we say ew?
nadine says – reply to this

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i laughed out loud when i saw this perez! haha hilarious! i love them both
Orlando says – reply to this

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That's really unfair to Jerry
Grumpy Badger says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU AMY,
NOW,
AND
FOREVER.

DUMP BLAKE THE SNAKE AND ALL IS FORGIVEN
Tara Nova Cain says – reply to this

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Amy Winehouse is THE single most talented singer alive
but for how long…
please DONT LEAVE US AMY!
i listen to "frank" everyday…
i love perez says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha……the older one actually looks better
Leah says – reply to this

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Awww I love Amy Sedaris.
Kyle says – reply to this

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the one on the right kinda looks like Ellen D.
Shep says – reply to this

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$20 says I could fuck Winehoe for a bump of coke and a bag of heroin. She makes britney look.. well… ok Britney looks bad compared to anyone but Amy's still a cheap drug slut…. I bet Perez would suck a bag of dicks for a Ho-Ho or Twinkie!!!
natalie says – reply to this

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hahahahaha amy sedaris is amazing.
PEZMAN says – reply to this

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Re: Shep – Hell; Perez IS a Twinkie!!
kelly says – reply to this

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Perez; is that supposed to be you in the pink sportjacket at the top of this site? Please you never looked that good in your whole life! Take it down; it's ridiculous that you actually think you look like that sketch!! AS IF!!!
Kevin says – reply to this

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How many of you want to wake up in a pool of what you HOPE is your own filth?
Misty says – reply to this

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Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth shot of you and a used tampon? Your hair matches perfectly and your black eye could be a blood clot!!
francoise says – reply to this

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Amy WInhouse looks like a drag queen. I honestly thought that she was a man the first time I saw her. i would have bet $ on it.
mewling says – reply to this

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I think Kerry Katona looks much more like Jerry Blank
strangers with candy says – reply to this

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yes! jerri blank/amy sedaris is the best!!!!
b0red says – reply to this

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WE LOVE JERRI BLANKS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT HER IN THE SAME CLASS AS THAT TRASHY LOOKING DRUG ADDICT WINO! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TROLL!

JERRI ROCKS!

(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´. -:¦:-
¸.·´ .·´¨¨))
((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:-
-:¦:- (( °º ° °º ° WE LOVE JERRI BLANKS° °º ° °º °º
mel says – reply to this

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hahaha!
amy sedaris > winehouse
xwhateverx says – reply to this

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#cruella de vil#
#cruella de vil#
Tim says – reply to this

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Anyone see the new Harry Potter movie? Look at similarities between Bellatrix Lestrange and Amy Winehouse… Creepy!
JeannieZ says – reply to this

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Re: Copacaba – So true, her nose is red and her pupils are dilated.. she's a crack HO!
Perez has a collection of huge black dildos says – reply to this

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You're a real loyal friend, aren't you? You're a vile back-stabbing obese sissy.
lilkel says – reply to this

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Shes high as fuck, I had a friend whoses eyes used to do that when sh'd shot that boy!!!!
Madde says – reply to this

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no, not separated at birth… I acually think that Maggie Wheeler (Janice from "Friends") and Amy was separated at birth..
Heidi says – reply to this

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Re: Perez has a collection of huge black dildos – You're psychotic.
Mia says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!!!!
john m says – reply to this

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And this is how you treat your friends.
silje says – reply to this

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jaja, sånn kan det altså gå. noen som forstår norsk her eller? trodde ikke det nei=)
Mette says – reply to this

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Amy, you look beautiful. Keep it up girl! Love you. And fuck you Perez, for comparing our girl with this old skanky lady. Amy doesn't look anything like her!
peelbacks says – reply to this

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I LOVE THE JUNKIE WHORE! Amy, that is.
I JUST HEARD says – reply to this

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SOME MAJOR SHIZ GOING DOWN AT PEREZ’S OFFICE TODAY
THEY RAN OUT OF TWINKIES ALL HELL BROKE LOSE AS OUR
FAVORITE BALOGNA SMUGGLER WAS SEEN CURLED UP IN A BALL
UNDER HIS DESK FURIOUSLY MASTERBATING WITH A PICTURE OF
THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY GRASPED FIRMLY IN HIS CREME FILLED PAWS!
IT WAS ONLY THROUGH THE INTERVENTION AND PROMISE OF A DOUGHNUT
THAT OUR HERO RELENTED AND RETRACTED HIMSELF FROM UNDER THE
DESK “IT WAS TOUCH AND GO THERE FOR A FEW HOURS” SAID AN
UNNAMED STAFFER. WE TIED THE DOUGHNUT TO A STRING AND SLOWLY
DRUG IT TO A PICTURE OF HIS FAVORITE LATIN STAR MARC ANTHONY
THIS ONLY EXCITED OUR FRIEND EVEN MORE AS HE THREW THE DOUGHNUT
DOWN AND GRABBED THE PHOTO OF MARC ANTHONY. AND CONTINUED TO
BEAT HIS MEAT. NO ONE WAS SURPRISED AS RUNNING OUT OF TWINKIES
IS A REGULAR OCCURANCE AROUND THE OFFICE. WE ARE PLANNING AN
INTERVENTION WITH K-FED,BRITNEYS MOM AND ADRIANNE CURRY ALL
THOSE WHO TRUELY CARE FOR HIM PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR HERO AS HE
GOES THROUGH THIS TOUGH TIME IN HIS LIFE……
jesse says – reply to this

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A Jerri Blank reference on perezhilton.com? I'm impressed.
lauritaa says – reply to this

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JAJAJAA fucking twins!
eddy says – reply to this

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Is this a new look for the Winehouse, or have the drugs pre-maturely grayed her?
eddy says – reply to this

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Does anyone else notice that Amy is looking in two different directions simultaneously? In other words, she is cockeyed. Or fucked up. Or both. Look at her red nose…
Jerri says – reply to this

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I'm a boozer, a user, and a looooooooooooser!
haaaaaaaaaaa! says – reply to this

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i keep slipping up and calling her amy rehab how appropriate eh!
Mallory says – reply to this

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Dudha Stalin's Got the SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS!
cpt obvious says – reply to this

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awesome! i heart Jerri Blank!
Misty says – reply to this

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Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth shot of you and a used tampon? Your hair matches perfectly and your black eye could be a blood clot!!
Jennifer Selcher says – reply to this

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I don't really think that they where separted at birth!! I think they are just saying that because they look alike!!!!
cj says – reply to this

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WTF. i thought you were friends with amy????????? perez, you are such a meanie weirdo. is this what you do to your friends too??????? FUCK! don't nobody go near perez, he might infect you with his hatred.
cj says – reply to this

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WTF. i thought you were friends with amy????????? perez, you are such a meanie weirdo. is this what you do to your friends too??????? FUCK! don't nobody go near perez, he might infect you with his hatred.
dubspot says – reply to this

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arent you and wino friends???….smooth move dick