Britney Is Retarded
Not only did Britney spend all of Thursday out and about, vamping to the paparazzi, but she made sure to change outfits a few times to give them all different shots.
She may not be a good mother, but she sure knows how to work the media!
There she is, Thursday night, with her new inseparable shady "friend" Osama 'Sam' Lutfi.
Early Friday morning, around 2 a.m., the frequent and habitual drug user got a visit at the Viceroy HOtel in Santa Monica, where she was staying (you know, for fun).
Who came to say hi?
No, not the cops. Her friend and former fuckbuddy, music producer J.R. Rotem.
The Scott Storch wannabe is such a famewhore, and we love it. He's just the kind of person Britney needs in her life!
Rotem is speaking out to TV's Extra.
He says, "She’s really an incredible artist…considering she’s arguably the biggest pop star in the world. I found her to be incredibly humble and when she gets in the booth…she’s able to really turn it on! Despite all the extra stuff that’s going on in her life, I think at the end of the day it’s a great song. She’s a great artist. Regardless of all the stuff happening in her personal life…she still has a very, very solid fan base and I think people are rooting for her! I can’t imagine what it would be like to have that level of paparazzi attention on your literally 24/7…a lot of people say that’s the price of fame, but she gets it to a degree that’s much crazier than anyone else. She really is a good hearted person…when you grow up with that stuff…your emotional development is stunted.”
Emotionally stunted?
That's a nice way of saying retarded!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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poor girl…sad really
SHE'S FUCKED IN THE HEAD! GOOD MOTHERS WOULD BE AT HOME, WORKING TO GET THEIR KIDS BACK! I HOPE SHE WRECKS HER SUV.
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Listen to the boys of the FRUIT SALAD broadcast / podcast dish hilariously on Britney at WWW.FRUITSALADSHOW.COM!
no one cares about her anymore. write about someone who isn't a fucking dumbass.
ARTIST??? LMMFAO! WHAT A FUKING KUNT
Suck a bag of dicks Perez
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Don't you get it Perez? He's PR'ing himself…he's got some songs on the new album, and he's pimpin it bigtime.
I don't get what she is doing at all of these hotels!
Whos is this guy????
im confused….it said no comments..i commented..was first…was all giddy for half a second..then the article wasnt there anymore..now..its there…but only when i click on britney spears…….BUT!..my comment is gone….strange…
NVM!..its there =)
If only Britney would have put that much effort into her children. She's a horrible excuse for a human. Her fans are worse, calling and emailing the radio stations and downloading that "song" constantly. She and that song sounds like shit, period. Perez, when is this retard going to kill herself:??
p.s. perez. She is # 3 on the billboard with Gimme more. That is 3 in the entire nation. Guess you boycott didn't work so well. People still adore her no matter what you say. Piggy. poor girl my ass.
Brit is such a slut now…..i wish she acted like she did PRE K-FED…that guy is soooo anoyying talk about using those kids to get money from there mother what a dud
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wow….that was a really nice way of saying that she has issue…mental issues…..SHE NEEDS HELP……SERIOUS HELP……..
I LOVE how you refer to her as a "habitual user of drugs" I think that fits her much better than Britney.
I GOT THE LATEST SHIZ ON OUR FAVORITE BRUISED FRUIT!
HE’S GOING TO REHAB!!!!! YES THE INTERVENTION WORKED
BUT WHERE DOES A PERSON OF THIS CELEBBRITY GO YOU ASK?
BAYONNE NEW JERSEY! THATS RIGHT HES BEING RUSHED TO THE BUS
STATION AS WE SPEAK. ITS A 5 DAY TRIP FROM LA BUT AN UNAMED
STAFFER HAS ASSURED US THAT HE WAS GIVEN A TWINKIE PATCH!
THAT WILL FEED HIS SYSTEM CONSTANTLY AS HE TRAVELS THIS
LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY. HE WAS SEEN WEARING THE JUMPSUIT
FROM HIS LAST PERFORMANCE, WHERE THOSE IN ATTENDANCE SAID
THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A 350 POUND ORANGE! THE DOCTORS AT
HOSTESS HOUSE (A DIVISION OF YUM BRAND FOODS) THE REHAB
HE WILL BE ATTENDING ARE MORE CONCERNED WITH HIS UNHEALTHY
FIXATION ON A CERTAIN BLONDE POP SINGER HIS LOVE OF TWINKIES
AND HIS PARINOA OF THIS PERSON ARE A DEADLY COMBINATION!
AS HE WAS BEING DROPPED OFF AT THE BUS STATION HE WAS HEARD
TO BE MUTTERING OVER AND OVER “NUMBER 1 ON BILLBOARD I CAN’T
TAKE IT” WE MANAGED TO LURE HIM ON THE BUS WITH A TRAIL OF
TWINKIES AND THE PROMISE OF A SEAT NEXT TO THE POP STAR AS
HIS ASS WAS BEING WEDGED THROUGH THE DOOR HE TRIED TO
MAKE A BREAK FOR IT BUT SADLY HIS INABILITY TO LET GO OF THE
TWINKIES IN HIS HAND PREVENTED HIM FROM TURNING AROUND IN THE
DOOR. THOSE WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS THE SADDEST SITE EVER.
HE WAS LAST SEEN WITH HIS CREME STAINED CHEEKS PRESSED
FIRMLY AGAINST THE WINDOW! SO LONG OUR BRAVE FRIEND!
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britney take care of your kids and quit smoking crack
I love driving. I cannot afford a car, but if I did I would hope to be photographed driving. I love Perez and this site. It is fun to be on the site and chat with my best friiends. You go Perez! Pom Poms up for you…..
haha, retarded is the word..she needs professional psych help!!!!
"Despite all the extra stuff that's going on in her life…" Ummm, 'EXTRA stuff'….I guess 'temporarily' losing your kids is kinda 'extra'. Puh-lease.
yeah, i'm starting to think all of the hotel hopping is to avoid the drug testing people. apparently sources say she kept missing her appointments that now they are trying to test her in her home. great mom. her uterus should be snatched out and burned on the sidewalk like trash.
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I love how he's trying to convince people that she "really knows how to turn it on.." yeah. Like when she opened for the MTV awards a few weeks ago…everyone was utterly STUNNED by her coordination and the way her sex appeal oozed from every pore..she's a fucking has been. It's a simple fact. It's not changing anytime soon despite everyone's hopes.
you shoulda got kicked off celebrity crapstar faster! im sure Britney is thanking you for promoting her album!
"Despite all the extra stuff going on her life"? Extra stuff like her children? Her children should be her life. But she's just worried about herself and not her kids. The paparazzi don't follow around because she's HOT, they follow her around beacause she's a BIG FUCKING JOKE. Yeah Britney keep people like that around you and end up overdosing by the end of the year.
She wouldn't be followed if she didn't sign a contract with them to share profits the pictures they take. She has an arrangement with x17. That's no secret.
SHES AT THE HOTELS WORKING IT LIKE IN HER NEW VIDEO!!!
Even though she's a crackhead and alcoholic i believe in some strange way she knows exactly what she's doing and for this desired attention….she a real dick head!!!!!
I am a stupid inbred. I am really Rachel and Shitny - it fun to have all different names. I love Perez and what he/she/it stands for. I am going to color my snatch hair pink to look like Shep's.
I think everyone, especially the media, should lay off Britney for a while. After all, she is a REAL person with REAL problems and emotions. The serious issues in her life should not be a joke or a source of entertainment to the rest of the world. How would you feel if there were horrible things happening in your family and people never gave you a break. People make mistakes. And she is a PERSON! Give her a break! When will it be enough for God's sake? When she kills herself??? Get over it and leave her alone! I feel so bad for her right now. You have no idea what she must be going through emotionally. Pick on someone else for a while, it's about time you LAID OFF.
She's just special.
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i find it funny that you bash her for having the paps take pics and follow her because she wants the attention. yet, every other post on here is about her. so you're falling into her trap? why don't you just ignore her? interesting….
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OK SO ACCORDING TO PEREZ BRITNEY IS NOW A TERRORRIST?
COME ON…DONT BE SUCH A BIGOT?
Brit is such a slut now…..i wish she acted like she did PRE K-FED…that guy is soooo anoyying talk about using those kids to get money from there mother what a dud. Wait - I mean I am the absolute stupid dud - I got that mixed up!
the idiot still has tons of fans…just like M. JACKSON.
Perez… keep up the brit posts… love it! she sux, horrible mother, shit hole of a person she is…. She created all of this and tries to blame everyone else…
justin had it right…. OH CRY ME A RIVER BITCH
someone tell JR she's the one who invites paparazzi to hound her, the
little media whore!! What an asshole this guy is!!
I hope she marries Osama, moves to Afghanistan, and wears a burqa so we no longer have to look at her!
she knows how to work the media because all you know how to do is talk about her…..give it up already and quit wasting your time on her!
to all you idiots who think the billboard top 100 matters, please go outside and meet the firing squad. all that means is that stupid mindless twits with cash are buying music that will not be remembered by future generations. mozart wouldn't make that crap list because he has talent.
people who buy her crap are either
a) gay (she'll forever have the gay vote no matter what
b) 12 year old whores in training
c) cruel asshats who want her to think she's still the shit so she can keep making a bigger ass of herself and eventually melt down like anna nicole.
d) old dateless women who just like britney can't find any love because they are stupid easy whores.
ARTIST? My ass, she is a manufactured POP TART. As long as she has all these people making excuses for her and rationalizing her behavior she will not get well. bottom line is she most likely is a bi-polar drug addict/alcoholic. She has tweeker eyes that are dead and there is no light in them. I wish she would get sober, work a 12step program and get on some psychiatric meds and BE A MOTHER. She is THE most self centered human being there is. Its obvious she is doing these antics cause she is pissed at the world. She made her bed but has NO ability to accept reality. And no gratitude that she was able to achieve success.
Go Britney!!!
Typical of a drug addict who is out of touch with reality. She cares more about getting her drugs than she does about her family and herself.
Re: shagtastic –
"her uterus should be snatched out and burned on the sidewalk like trash."
LOL!!!! So true! She really should be sterilized for the good of the world…
soooooo…is she fucking this Osama guy or what?
britney, you're a cunt and i hope you OD already! you know you've got nothing left to live for you piece of fat shite!
Calling Britney retarded is an insult to the mentally impaired.
I DO agree she is emotionally stunted but you know what? When she became
a MOTHER then she needed to get her life together. She has no regard for her kids and Im just glad she has to be monitored and will lose them if she missteps. Her kids didn't ask for this and she does what she wants because she could. She now has to answer to a Judge and he is going to put those kids first. She certainly isn't. She can now concentrate on her career and her
like minded fans.
enabler!
it is so funny that most people that know Britney say all positive things about her. They are rooting for her. To bad some people are so cruel..
I am done with this website. I am totally offended by your choice of words on this caption. You can use so many other words but chose to use that one. Goodbye Perez. I WAS a big fan.
Re: I JUST HEARD – You need your own blog!!!! I'd read it! Let me know, you kill me!
Ohhhh what a great way to describe you now Perezito . . . Emotionally stunted.
She has no talent, never has. If old perverts did not want to f*ck her, she would have never been famous in the first place. Little girls worship her because thats what the media told them to do. She cares less about her fans than she does her family. She's a selfish bitch. Her fans are begging her to straighten up, she lost her kids because she didn't listen to the judge. She doesn't care about her kids. Losing them will not make her kill herself.
She will only kill herself when the paps stop taking pictures of her and people stop reporting on her. She's an attention whore. Jeez, she takes a shit and its breaking news! She just LOVES it though. Quit giving her what she wants already. Perez, you wanted everyone to boycott her song, but you only made it go to higher in the charts by giving her free publicity. Enough already.
Re: bo – So what if her record is #3 or #1 the bitch still got her kids taken away from her.
She's not retarded. She has a drug problem. It's very common. How about some support? You heartless fuck faces throw her ass under the bus any chance you get. No wonder she stays high!
give it a rest, 'habitual drug user'?? like you haven't done the meth?? looked in the mirror recently, sweetheart? i truly feel sorry for you, Perez. you're way more pathetic than Britney. folks feel empathy for Britney, but people loathe you. do you love it? hate begets hate. and you're the poster boy for all that's evil. one word, bitch…and it ain't 'Britney'. 'karma'. suck it up, prick.
What a sad sad women she is… I miss the Brit of yester-year… Perez has it right when he calls her a "habitual user of drugs" I am shocked, if not appalled, by her eractic behavior. I am a nurse, I have hundreds and hundreds of hours working in the "mental ward" at my hospital under my belt and this "poor" girl is the mirror reflection of every meth, crack, herion addict I have ever cared for…. Sad, really…. Brit if you're out there and read this, honey get some help…. Deal with your post-partum the right way and stop self medicating. You've got two gorgeous babies, a some what salvagable carrer that millions of people would kill you for… Get over whatever it is you have going on that "meth head" of yours and save yourself, if for anyone, for your kids…..
WOW…. I rooted for this crack head to do a 180 and turn her shit around, but she's gone, so far gone…. I'm sad Brit… you make me sad.
Re: boobookitty – AMEN!
Artist? ARTIST?!?!? Wait…wait…did he say ARTIST?!?! Of what, total shit? The abomination they call music is a joke. What a insalt to the rest of the world's creative people who work hard, give everything of themselves, and usualy die poor and in obscurity. Not because what they do isn't any good, but because fuck-tards like Brit Brit are considered "talented artists." No wonder America is falling appart, when this puss filled blemish on the face of music is considered a great artist. Fuck all of you stupid, stupid people who buy her music and actually listen to it. You are as retarded and ass-backwards as she is. She has nothing…NOTHING…to do with real music.
Mental retardation is an affliction that some babies are born with, for eg. Downs Syndrome, aka mongoloidism. Many parents have genetic tests and are happy to have their baby regardless of this learning disability. They are often intelligent individuals, full of vitality. You can't really compare an individual, with every advantage, who chose their own fate to the mentally challenged. Why don't you post a photo of yourself eating, like the one of Kirsten? Like you really MUST be doing in a locked room.
I remember when she first had kids. I thought that finally she would settle down, take care of her family, and stay out of the spotlight for awhile. Well, things didn't work out that way. Britney doesn't realize that there are two types of fame: famous and infamous. Unfortunately for her children, those who care about her, and herself, she has managed to put herself in the latter category at the expense of losing everything she once valued, including her dignity. A job well done, Britney!
Retarded! Have you seen your self? You really need to stop kissing ass you look so pathetic kissing ass. J-Lo is a home wrecking whore why don't you give her some shit god knows she needs all the media she can get. You know with her failing career and all.
Who's the guy in the car with her? Sam or JR? He looks kinda hot! I'd definitely blow him!
Re: nikki –
It seems to be that Britney thinks all this is a joke too. See how "seriously" she is taking it? She deserves no sympathy. If she kills herself, it will be even more proof that she doesn't care about what happens to her kids, only about what SHE feels.
Hey now no need to offend the retards by comparing them to Britney.
It's impossible to understand why she is out on the town all the time….what could possibly be the reason…perhaps she is a bit slow (I sort of always thought/feared that).. Sad if she is..
On the other hand I don't understand this terrible Brit bashing…lol…perhaps somebody could start discussing about some new Brit stuff - like her motivations…what really is going on (if anything) etc.
Would be more interesting than reading all the time people attacking each other and Brit here…..
GIVE IT A BREAK PIG
You bunch of retards.did anyone stop to think that maybe she did what was best for her kids by giving them to their father.she knows she's not emotionally capable of taking care of them.smart girl..I hope none of you emotionally retards have kids, puppies, or anything breathing to be responsible for.
Re: nikki – I agree with you. People need to back off and let her live her life. We all make mistakes.
Britney is retarded,,
wow,, what an understatement!!!
I find not just retarded but it's very alarming how she is not even laying low,, renting hotel rooms,, that is what druggies do!! it's a well known fact!!
geezz,, how pathetic,, I would imagine she would be sad she does not have her kids with her,, but what she is expressing to the media ,, is she is so so happy to be away from the kids! she has her partying freedom,, wow,, it's just unbelievable yet right in front of the cameras,,
it's not like I would of expected her to care,, but at least she could of put up a front that she cared about losing her kids,, day after day,, night after night,, you cannot go on the web or turn on your tv without some evidence she is the worlds crappiest mother!!
She acts as though she is so excited her music is moving up the charts and her crappy video is coming out,, and her album is soon releasing,, not a damn worry for her kids,,
well,, she should not worry anyhow,,, they are with their father and nanny's that know what they are doing,, oh and he can always call up Shar Jackson for advice, she seems like a great mother!! her kids adore her and she is not a druggie,,
Britney Spears is a shitfuck,, i hope she moves to another country!
im going to say it one more time…. No more britt PLEASE
Boo Hoo!!!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS.
We all know, shes a crackwhore.
GET OVER IT!
Perez, u r a bigger fame whore than BS, but nowbody want's to see u and don't get mad because Brit gets booty calls when u have to pay for yours from the local rentboys. u never said how u got the blackeye, did one of your paid ho's pop u one when u tried to shortchange on the money?
So… What doing for her excep "hope"?
Re: Jenny –
Jenny,, are you the retard here??
you are saying she is always HIGH because people talk about the fact that she is always high,,
so she is staying high all the time to cope with the fact that everyone can see and notice she is always high?
wow,, you make as much sense as a total retardo!!!
hehhehhe gosh
That is true, I couldn't imagine, someone following me around 24/7.
Re: christina – Ha! You are right Christina! Maybe she is putting to use her newfound "skills" as a stripperella!
You know who she should be emulating? (Besides Gwen Stefani, who is a great role model for a music person w/a child) is Teri Hatcher. She said in the new In Touch or Life and Style that her daughter is the most important thing in her life. Britney's priorities are SO far out of whack, it is unreal!
Does this Osama "Sam" character live in California? Enquiring minds want to know who this guy is! A simple search on peoplefinder.com doesn't come up with anyone in California named "Sam Lufti" or even "Osama Lufti"
This guy is shady with a capital S!
How can ANYONE choose to support Britney by buying her record at this point? She obviously doesn't give a crap about you the fan by giving horrid performances and a shitty stripper video, and more importantly, she is putting her obsession with the paparrazi ahead of her children and their safety! I can't in good conscience buy anything she puts out, which in turn will fuel her out of control behaviour!
I find it totally interesting that this site is totally obsessed with Britney. Hey Perez since you are such a finger pointer on the drug addicts I challenge you to expose Paris Hiltons coke habit just as much. Hmm is that not a good idea for your own
media exposure ? You talk about Britney riding the media bandwagon well look who's talking. Paris Hilton is very famous and its pretty clever that you picked her name to try to monopolize off of. How clever are we ??
She takes the fucking cake when it comes to fucking IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These latest clips of her ass running back and forth to all these hotels get me more disgusted with her than i've felt about anyone in a LONG, LONG TIME.
I cannot even watch these clips they are so pathetic.
We already know the bitch calls the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET any time she takes her slimey ass out to do anything at all.
All of this "POOR BRITNEY" garbage is ridiculous when she asks for it by parading around with an apparent DRUG DEALER.
THIS DUMB BITCH NEVER STOPS MAKING HERSELF LOOK LIKE A HEARTLESS PEICE OF LOUISIANA WHITE TRASH.
ok perez… not for nothing, you really need to give up on britney spears…
aren't you tired of talking about her? because i sure am tired of coming to ur site and only seeing BRITNEY this and BRITNEY that… come on give it a rest already.
i think you may possibly be one of her biggest fans….
Osama's kinda cute! I'd do him…& J.R. too for sure!
britney is the greatest entertainer of our generation
Come on now, ya fools. Lay off Britney. She's just a l'il white trash gal from the South, ya know. If her Stage Mamma Lynn hadn't gotten Brit into the show business, y'all know what she would be doin' right now? She'd be the mother of six dirty youngsters, living in a double-wide trailer with the lazy toothless, meth-head felon who fathered a couple of the kids and sits on his skinny, tattooed, illiterate sorry ass all day drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon while Brit picks up a few night shifts as a waitress at IHOP and sells a l'il weed on the sly, ya know? What I'm sayin' is that Brit's just a l'il white trash gal who got caught up in this whole Hollywood thing. Come back to Louisiana, Brit. Granny loves ya and is frying up some possum meat and all the fixins for ya!
Perez you got it wrong…. it's a nice way of saying " She's easy to take advantage of because she thinks people genuinely care for her when in fact they're using her… like me".
holy shut the fuck up about britany
you are a phony sellout now…and it must suck to be as filled with anger as you are. leave her alone everyone goes through their dark days
stunted is not a word…emotionally stalled is the phrase he is/was looking for..where the hell was the rest of the world during reading and comprehension?..i was in the 1st grade when i received my first lesson…stay in school..drugs are not cool!..lol..dare to be different..lmao!
You know what, FUCK HER! She didn't want her kids in the first place-that's why she kept doing stupid things and inviting the paps, too. Have fun ODing dumb ass
Re: Jenisis – Nevermind, wrong post, damn, too much Brit.
Re: I Loves Me Some Britney – Bring on the possum, Granny! Brit, pass the grits!
Does anyone know who went home this week on Celebrity Rap Superstar?!? Perez, do *YOU* happen to know? Why dpnt you post something about that?!?