Can You Handle It????
Filed under: Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Karl Lagerfeld
This picture is like having sex. Sometimes it's not pretty but it sure is hot!
There's so much heat here we feel like Britney's kids after mommy left them out by the pool all day without any sunscreen on.
We can't take it! But it hurts so good.
Three of our favorites in 1!
Vicky B., Dita Von T. and Unkle K. hammed it up at the Chanel show in Paris on Friday.
And then they cut off Victoria's pig nose and had themselves some bacon!
[Photo by Eric Ryan via Getty Images.]
Posted: October 5, 2007 at 1:51 pm



Heyyyyyy
1st
Dita is so pretty
Dita is so beautiful!!!! Love her!!!! Oh and you are a fat disgusting excuse for a cow Perez!!!
goth meets milf,,,,,,,,,,, nice:)
1ST
He looks like their pimp. WRONG, JUST WRONG! Dita looks gorgeous though.
First!
first? i love victoria
2nd?
FIRST BITCHES
Eat it
Fashion ROCKS!!!! and those 3 too….
first?
first bitches!!!!!!
i think vicky bought herself a beautiful nose, leave her alone, shes looks hot, try not to be so damn jealous the only pig is you~!
LOL pig nose
1st
They all look like Robots……even Dita!!!!
Yuck!
she's too pale… i don't think it looks healthy
WWEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!!
lol. she does have a pig noes
bacon? oink :p
Dita looks like a ghost compared to fake bake Vicki
WWWEEERRRRKKKK!!!!!!
Dita looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor!! "Sometimes I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof! Maggie the cat is ALIVE!!!"
1st………………………… to blow my load!!! haha
Uncle Karl stole Posh's Pout! how sad.
Ew…It's like looking at three monsters and DVT is the ugliest one of all!
3 FREAKYSSSS !!! a little bit superficial eh ??!!
I LOVE Dita!!!!!
Sexy.
Scary looking people!
Ho ho, what have we here? Well, it's three of the most worthless people on the entire planet. Just look at their smug, arrogant expressions - totally convinced of their own superiority. If I ever saw any one of these three on the street I'd spit in their face.
dita is so effing pale its unnatural and looks stupid
Dita needs to get some sunlight asap
uncle karl is the queen bitch! i LOVE this shit, lol, all 3 are PERFECT!
They look like over botoxed corpses.
what the fuck is wrong with you
You are so on baby, I cant take this much style!!!!
P Nasty, you are dead on on pig's nose.
One little piggy went to market, the other bangs Mr. Blondie, and the other one went to Chanel's runway show!!!! Too frikking much!!!
1st MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm…..no Katie Holmes? Where the hell has she been? Suspicious that she's been to Paris, but not to fashion week with her ol' pal Vicky B….
This picture is FREAKING CREEPY!!!!
why do you got to cover up their tits with your gay ass logo?
haha my mom was in the elevator with Karl once.
you go girl!
Dita's looking gorgeous as always.
Dita is gorgeous., but she does look very pale - like a ghost. Is she wearing make-up to make her look that pale? it seems like she is going for that old Hollywood look - pale, white skin, and bright red lipstick.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE OUT OF WAX! FREAKY..
what did Mrs Beckham do with her breasts?
Victoria looks flawless - as always!!
Dita however looks like something out of a scary movie.
Nothing hot about this group.
He's gross and ancient.
As if he likes chicks anyway.
Maybe their bank accounts.
You know his hands look like the Crypt Keepers under those gloves.
Dita looks like Snow White.
3 delusional morons who are clueless to the world around them
They look like wax figures of themselves or people dressed up as them for Halloween.
Bizzare.
I see ghosts!
she's so white!
My granny's eighty year old dirty, stinky, moldy, infected and prolapsed ass hole looks waaaaaay better then they do. God, how I wish for a really nice World War lll to knock this fucking world off it's ass. Or at least for the US government to stage another terroroist strike against its own people. Then cunts like this won't matter.
this is scaring me. Dita looks like she's been sleeping in marilyn manson's coffin. it's like she's a ghost.
Dita is soooo gross..,
i almost passed out. so effing hot and flawless.
AHHH, Fabulous! Karl looks like he's gonna colapse at any moment! This has to be the Museè D'Orsay, that background looks awfully familiar.
Dita is as white as my ass. All that whiteness makes her face look large.
That's the pic you see when you look up "EURO-TRASH CUNTS" in the dictonary!!!
Victoria is BEAUTIFUL!!!
YOU ARE THE EVIL PIG WITH THE PIG NOSE.
VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS THE CUTEST NOSE EVER AND YOU,THE TRUE PIG DISGUISED BARELY AS A HUMAN…ARE VERY ENVIOUS OF HER BEAUTY AND SUPERB STYLE.
YOU BELONG IN A PIG PEN PEREZ.
#59 (Call your mother) you are an idiot.
p.s. Is it just me or do Karl and Posh look like father and daughter?
Re: Call Your Mother – jackass
What the fuck is this…….. "Weekend at Bernies Part 2"
Re: Lauren – no you are the ugliest one of all
Posh should go back to brunette. I hate the blonde look, i do love how over the top she is.
ps. i hate how ppl are posting where on the billboard britney song is at… SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUP
Fuck you, Dita! and Fuck you, Perez!
DO U ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING UP BRINTEY! HAD ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HER! SO FUCK OFF YOU FAT PIG! CAN'T WAIT TILL PEOPLE ARE WRITING ABOUT YOUR DUMB ASS!!
You'd think with all her money, Posh would get her oink nose fixed.
Re: LongIsland1andONLY –
that's exactly what i think when I see pix of kl.
weekend at uncle karls.
Dita looks amazing as usual.
This picture looks like a freak show and it stings my eyes
OMG. Hollywood wax museum time!
Cannot decide who is creepier?
Dita as Lily Munster, Lagerfeld as the Invisible Man or Pox's face of an unborn pig.
I love Dita but when she's paler than white hair, it is time to get a little more sun. Alabaster complexions can be lovely, but she's going beyond alabaster and into mushroom.
Lagerfeld is so GREAT! He's like 74, and the things he designs are still so fabulous. He's a man who truly deserves to be surrounded by these two beautiful women!
Is that the Addams family?
Yikes
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BRITNEY???????????WHY DO YOU PUT BRITNEY'S NAME IN EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH HER I WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED IF YOU WERE STALKING HER ALL THE TIME YOU SICK FREAK SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GO TO REHAB PEREZ CAUSE YOUR ADDICTED TO BRTNEY SPEARS MORE THAN ANYONE…I CANT STAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are BOOOOORINGGG, KIKI WAS THE BEST DRESSED!!!
How dare Perez talk about "Victoria's pig nose" while he resemble's a pig all over. Dude sure is crazy as hell. He must be one of the ugliest human beings around and he keeps talking about people's appearances. What an ass!
How many of those people are dead?
He looks like he's about to barf at Posh's bad breath and onion body odour………
Dita looks like a 50's housewife in this photo
and so not in a good way
xoxoxo
clover
Dumb, dumber and dumbest.
Fake, faker and fakest.
Fugly, Fuglier and Fugliest.