Can You Handle It????

Filed under: Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Karl Lagerfeld

This picture is like having sex. Sometimes it's not pretty but it sure is hot!

There's so much heat here we feel like Britney's kids after mommy left them out by the pool all day without any sunscreen on.

We can't take it! But it hurts so good.

Three of our favorites in 1!

Vicky B., Dita Von T. and Unkle K. hammed it up at the Chanel show in Paris on Friday.

And then they cut off Victoria's pig nose and had themselves some bacon!

[Photo by Eric Ryan via Getty Images.]

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 1:51 pm / Email this »

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Adog says – reply to this

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Heyyyyyy
kt says – reply to this

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1st
ABORTION RULES says – reply to this

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Dita is so pretty
killmenow says – reply to this

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Dita is so beautiful!!!! Love her!!!! Oh and you are a fat disgusting excuse for a cow Perez!!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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goth meets milf,,,,,,,,,,, nice:)
michele says – reply to this

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1ST
Laura says – reply to this

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He looks like their pimp. WRONG, JUST WRONG! Dita looks gorgeous though.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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First!
bonnie says – reply to this

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first? i love victoria
michele says – reply to this

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2nd?
The Rotting Corpse of Anna Nicole says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES
Juanito says – reply to this

12

Eat it
Em.A. says – reply to this

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Fashion ROCKS!!!! and those 3 too….
Me says – reply to this

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first?
violet says – reply to this

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first bitches!!!!!!
kiki says – reply to this

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i think vicky bought herself a beautiful nose, leave her alone, shes looks hot, try not to be so damn jealous the only pig is you~!
lizzy says – reply to this

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LOL pig nose
Blangstar says – reply to this

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1st
JEZABEL says – reply to this

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They all look like Robots……even Dita!!!!

Yuck!
kristenhokie says – reply to this

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she's too pale… i don't think it looks healthy
~*~VIK~*~ says – reply to this

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WWEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!!
michelle says – reply to this

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lol. she does have a pig noes
kissy face says – reply to this

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bacon? oink :p
Liz says – reply to this

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Dita looks like a ghost compared to fake bake Vicki
~*~VIK~*~ says – reply to this

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WWWEEERRRRKKKK!!!!!!
Jimmy D says – reply to this

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Dita looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor!! "Sometimes I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof! Maggie the cat is ALIVE!!!"
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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1st………………………… to blow my load!!! haha
Zues says – reply to this

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Uncle Karl stole Posh's Pout! how sad.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Ew…It's like looking at three monsters and DVT is the ugliest one of all!
Spokyclem says – reply to this

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3 FREAKYSSSS !!! a little bit superficial eh ??!!
Bytch says – reply to this

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I LOVE Dita!!!!!
Sexy.
Nony says – reply to this

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Scary looking people!
Uncle Eccoli says – reply to this

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Ho ho, what have we here? Well, it's three of the most worthless people on the entire planet. Just look at their smug, arrogant expressions - totally convinced of their own superiority. If I ever saw any one of these three on the street I'd spit in their face.
allyson says – reply to this

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dita is so effing pale its unnatural and looks stupid
Ashley says – reply to this

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Dita needs to get some sunlight asap
ease-E says – reply to this

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uncle karl is the queen bitch! i LOVE this shit, lol, all 3 are PERFECT!
~roxy~ says – reply to this

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They look like over botoxed corpses.
your mom says – reply to this

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what the fuck is wrong with you
Ileana C says – reply to this

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You are so on baby, I cant take this much style!!!!
P Nasty, you are dead on on pig's nose.
One little piggy went to market, the other bangs Mr. Blondie, and the other one went to Chanel's runway show!!!! Too frikking much!!!
Butterfly says – reply to this

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1st MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
kae says – reply to this

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Hmmm…..no Katie Holmes? Where the hell has she been? Suspicious that she's been to Paris, but not to fashion week with her ol' pal Vicky B….
karen says – reply to this

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This picture is FREAKING CREEPY!!!!
titman says – reply to this

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why do you got to cover up their tits with your gay ass logo?
Justine says – reply to this

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haha my mom was in the elevator with Karl once.
Dita's looking gorgeous as always. you go girl!
Make-up??? says – reply to this

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Dita is gorgeous., but she does look very pale - like a ghost. Is she wearing make-up to make her look that pale? it seems like she is going for that old Hollywood look - pale, white skin, and bright red lipstick.
karen says – reply to this

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THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE OUT OF WAX! FREAKY..
chels says – reply to this

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what did Mrs Beckham do with her breasts?
Sana says – reply to this

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Victoria looks flawless - as always!!

Dita however looks like something out of a scary movie.
Not Hot says – reply to this

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Nothing hot about this group.
He's gross and ancient.
As if he likes chicks anyway.
Maybe their bank accounts.
You know his hands look like the Crypt Keepers under those gloves.
Dita looks like Snow White.
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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3 delusional morons who are clueless to the world around them
leica says – reply to this

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They look like wax figures of themselves or people dressed up as them for Halloween.

Bizzare.
Casper says – reply to this

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I see ghosts!
Jenna says – reply to this

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she's so white!
Call Your Mother says – reply to this

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My granny's eighty year old dirty, stinky, moldy, infected and prolapsed ass hole looks waaaaaay better then they do. God, how I wish for a really nice World War lll to knock this fucking world off it's ass. Or at least for the US government to stage another terroroist strike against its own people. Then cunts like this won't matter.
ugh says – reply to this

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this is scaring me. Dita looks like she's been sleeping in marilyn manson's coffin. it's like she's a ghost.
ncstatecutie says – reply to this

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Dita is soooo gross..,
duchess says – reply to this

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i almost passed out. so effing hot and flawless.
gillianfg says – reply to this

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AHHH, Fabulous! Karl looks like he's gonna colapse at any moment! This has to be the Museè D'Orsay, that background looks awfully familiar.
Maddy Haynes says – reply to this

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Dita is as white as my ass. All that whiteness makes her face look large.
Fuck Eurabia says – reply to this

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That's the pic you see when you look up "EURO-TRASH CUNTS" in the dictonary!!!
kelly says – reply to this

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Victoria is BEAUTIFUL!!!
tal says – reply to this

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YOU ARE THE EVIL PIG WITH THE PIG NOSE.
VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS THE CUTEST NOSE EVER AND YOU,THE TRUE PIG DISGUISED BARELY AS A HUMAN…ARE VERY ENVIOUS OF HER BEAUTY AND SUPERB STYLE.
YOU BELONG IN A PIG PEN PEREZ.
kelly says – reply to this

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#59 (Call your mother) you are an idiot.
gillianfg says – reply to this

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p.s. Is it just me or do Karl and Posh look like father and daughter?
k says – reply to this

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Re: Call Your Mother – jackass
LongIsland1andONLY says – reply to this

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What the fuck is this…….. "Weekend at Bernies Part 2"
killmenow says – reply to this

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Re: Lauren – no you are the ugliest one of all
christina says – reply to this

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Posh should go back to brunette. I hate the blonde look, i do love how over the top she is.
ps. i hate how ppl are posting where on the billboard britney song is at… SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUP
Iloveyoulongtime says – reply to this

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Fuck you, Dita! and Fuck you, Perez!
PEREZ IS A QUEER says – reply to this

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DO U ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING UP BRINTEY! HAD ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HER! SO FUCK OFF YOU FAT PIG! CAN'T WAIT TILL PEOPLE ARE WRITING ABOUT YOUR DUMB ASS!!
Pers says – reply to this

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You'd think with all her money, Posh would get her oink nose fixed.
ugh says – reply to this

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Re: LongIsland1andONLY –

that's exactly what i think when I see pix of kl.
weekend at uncle karls.
Gigi says – reply to this

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Dita looks amazing as usual.
Jenisis says – reply to this

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This picture looks like a freak show and it stings my eyes
jillita says – reply to this

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OMG. Hollywood wax museum time!
wtf!?!? says – reply to this

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Cannot decide who is creepier?

Dita as Lily Munster, Lagerfeld as the Invisible Man or Pox's face of an unborn pig.
Fashion Police says – reply to this

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I love Dita but when she's paler than white hair, it is time to get a little more sun. Alabaster complexions can be lovely, but she's going beyond alabaster and into mushroom.
Katie says – reply to this

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Lagerfeld is so GREAT! He's like 74, and the things he designs are still so fabulous. He's a man who truly deserves to be surrounded by these two beautiful women!
Kramer says – reply to this

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Is that the Addams family?

Yikes
MAYA says – reply to this

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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BRITNEY???????????WHY DO YOU PUT BRITNEY'S NAME IN EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH HER I WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED IF YOU WERE STALKING HER ALL THE TIME YOU SICK FREAK SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GO TO REHAB PEREZ CAUSE YOUR ADDICTED TO BRTNEY SPEARS MORE THAN ANYONE…I CANT STAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LALALALA says – reply to this

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they are BOOOOORINGGG, KIKI WAS THE BEST DRESSED!!!
Kibbell says – reply to this

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How dare Perez talk about "Victoria's pig nose" while he resemble's a pig all over. Dude sure is crazy as hell. He must be one of the ugliest human beings around and he keeps talking about people's appearances. What an ass!
post-mortem says – reply to this

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How many of those people are dead?
Mrs Minx says – reply to this

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He looks like he's about to barf at Posh's bad breath and onion body odour………
Clover says – reply to this

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Dita looks like a 50's housewife in this photo
and so not in a good way
xoxoxo
clover
Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this

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Dumb, dumber and dumbest.
Fake, faker and fakest.
Fugly, Fuglier and Fugliest.
Clover says – reply to this

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is dita going bald?
hairline is thin
dita dahlink
stay away from hair products for a while
xoxoxo
clover
missdallas says – reply to this

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Thank you for acknowledging Victoria's horrid pig nose!
hoagy294 says – reply to this

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I thought they were all wax figurines and it was some new Madame Tussaud exhibit on useless humans.
scudder47 says – reply to this

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and think how much bacon they'd have if they cut you up!
denise says – reply to this

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are you kidding?? they all look like they have ice water running through their veins and have sticks up their asses…not to mention that your fave dita is as white as snow.
DEMETER says – reply to this

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Dita looks delicious as usual. I can't get enough of her.
BRAZY says – reply to this

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LOOK IT'S THE ADAM'S FAMILY IN 2006
Your mom says – reply to this

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***

..and then they killed Perez and had a whole pork roast!

***
Caren says – reply to this

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Oh PZ, I laughed out loud about the pig nose. It's so mean to say, but it's true, sorry V!
dita says – reply to this

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she looks like Cindy Adams the gossip columnist on PageSix at the NYPost.
Clover says – reply to this

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i'm totally bored
Pereziebear
can you do side by side photos
of dita, vivica fox and tyra's foreheads
i wanna see who wins….or……errrr…..loses
xoxox
clover
cj says – reply to this

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Dita's face is so fug. She makes Posh look really good. Her nose is all long and her downturned eyes and greasy white fat face–I don't see what the fuss is about….
BIG TITS says – reply to this

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Pity the fabulous Dita Von Teese looks so bored having to suffer along side these two dullards.

Missy Dita is way more fabulous than this tired little shopgirl from Manchester, UK and no matter how skinny Vicky gets or how much her fuckable hubby is worth, Dita Von Teese will always outclass and outshine Alien Spice.

Sorry, but I'm just keeping it real.
chump says – reply to this

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chihuahua in sunglasses and green dress. Dita totally fab and not scared to go eye to eye