Can You Handle It????

Filed under: Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Karl Lagerfeld

This picture is like having sex. Sometimes it's not pretty but it sure is hot!

There's so much heat here we feel like Britney's kids after mommy left them out by the pool all day without any sunscreen on.

We can't take it! But it hurts so good.

Three of our favorites in 1!

Vicky B., Dita Von T. and Unkle K. hammed it up at the Chanel show in Paris on Friday.

And then they cut off Victoria's pig nose and had themselves some bacon!

[Photo by Eric Ryan via Getty Images.]

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 1:51 pm / Email this »

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Get a rope.. says – reply to this

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All that's missing here is Michael Jackson and Liza - Oh, and Perez - then we'd have allll the scariest freaks rounded-up!! Round 'em up, move 'em out, Raw Hide!!! Yaw!!
I remember when..... says – reply to this

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WAY before Dita Von Teese existed and we called her Heather Sweet the Pole Dancing Stripper from Orange County…….
WTF says – reply to this

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Posh and Lagerfeld look like shit. Posh is sooooooo desperate to be known in the fashion world. Since when buying straight off the peg has made you a fashionista? Someone enlighten me why on earth Posh is even seen as a celeb? As much as I can't stand David Beckham, you can't help but feel sorry for him for having to share a bed with her.
Gem says – reply to this

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Re: Andy –

Like Victoria doesn't have enough money already…..she's hardly waiting for 'website payouts', is she? Sort it out.
UK-Girlie x says – reply to this

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Re: WTF –

Victoria was in the Spice Girls…..remember? Think that might be why she's famous…oh and cos of who she married. The Spice Girls were fucking huge in their day, then she marries Becks and guess what….. "Celebrity Status" ensues. That might be why she's "seen as a celeb". As for her being a 'fashionista', you have to admit the woman has style….not something just anyone has the pleasure of having- no matter how much money some may have. S'pose it's cos she's British….
palmer says – reply to this

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Re: UK-Girlie x – Posh looks ridiculous always robotic. She was the weakest one in the spice girls. What style does she have, she buys straight from the catwalk FFS. She never mixes and matches her clothes. Without her husband who would give a fuck about her.

POSH AND KARL = SEPERATED AT BIRTH
Lucinda says – reply to this

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OMG well, I don´t like Dita, her skin colour is just HORRIBLE.
7aba =p says – reply to this

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I just love the three of them O.O
gemma says – reply to this

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perez, have u looked at your nose lately….hmmmm
lipstix says – reply to this

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Dita-Please!!!! Take off that fuckin mortuary makeup already!!! You look like an old 50's sitcom mom who was awakened from 1955- how old are u anyway? That shit makes u look like ur 50 years old- Oh, and please eat something!!!!
Snowfall says – reply to this

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looks like a bad photoshop experiment….
Kacky says – reply to this

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cadaver-licious!
dancinggirl says – reply to this

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how strange,me thinks posh and lagerfield look like brother and sister??!!can anyone else see the resembelance?
Mookey says – reply to this

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The 3 freaks!! ’nuff said
FUG-LY says – reply to this

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GRAMPA, LIILY AND MARILYN MUNSTER
Heidi Klum says – reply to this

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Karl Lagerfeld is a god. I want him want him want him want him!!!!!!!
Don't tell my hubby. Seal's a jealous mofo.
Edelweiss says – reply to this

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Dita Von Teese looks like my mum except my mum is a fashion designer –not a skank or a stripper.
Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this

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I really love Dita, but doesn't this pic remind u of the Addams Family a little bit? Karl may be avant garde and a fashion genius but he is one strange dude. Victoria Beckham needs to get rid of those damn glasses. She looks like a bug!!
meowomon says – reply to this

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Dita is vampalicious!
Kristin says – reply to this

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Ditta needs some sun real bad, shes like see through!
william s. burroughs says – reply to this

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karl lagerfeld is a nazi. i did bone him and gave him a handsfree orgasm by stimulating his prostate with my dong.
al roker says – reply to this

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willard scott has been porking victoria "posh spice" beckham. she believes his semen will allow her to live to be 100 at the very least.
d0lly says – reply to this

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where are victoria's boobs?
Natalia says – reply to this

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Why must Ditta Von T look like such death? I realize "looks" aren't everything, but it wouldn't hurt to go out in the sun once in a while.
kristi says – reply to this

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Um. They all look like wax figures. very strange.
johnny on thhe Spot says – reply to this

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Enough with the britney references for everything! Shit is getting old. If there wasn't a britney half your content would be missing. Dita is an STD walking. Chic is ragged the fook out
Drunkst is a drugged out donkey says – reply to this

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Posh was really cute back in the days when she had her natural shiny, dark hair. She is too dark for blonde hair and it has no shine because it is bleached. Dita is a natural blonde and she would look much better that way. The black hair, 50's hairdo and white skin do not work. She looks like a nazi housewife.
CARRIE says – reply to this

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that posh is sooo classy
Daff-o-Dill-Doe says – reply to this

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Edelweiss-Your mum fashioned my cock in her ass & you popped out! A little SHIT! And dad had his tongue up MY ass at the same time!
Diana says – reply to this

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Dita looking fab as always, everyone might say she looks pale, but her skin will not look like a leather shoe ten years from now. Look at all the starlets up close with makeup and not, with their tan, orangey skin - ancient, decrepit shoe leather!!!!!!!! Also remember the ones that look too smooth, taut, too perfect had help - of the cosmetic kind. Also please note up close and recent pictures of Pamela Anderson - this is what drugs, hard partying and too much sun can do to you, make you look positively look like shit and old, way old before your time. I am older than her by at least five years and I look like a kid compared to her. As for Karl-the crypt keeper and Victoria -little miss piggy, those two look like they had the life sucked out of them and they could barely take a dump, piss or eat!!!!!!!!!
kat says – reply to this

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Didnt VB make a big deal last week that she was going to be by hubbys side since his dad was sick? I havent kept up with the news this week. Just found it odd to see her sticking her sickly face in front of the cameras so soon.
CL says – reply to this

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anyone who sais anything wrong about DVT is soo fucking jelous of her, aspecially any girl. You know what looks fucking sick and unatural is the fake n bake on all the bitches these days, controle yourself you look fucking cancer sticks for fuck sakes.
silly t says – reply to this

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#1 needs sunlight #2 needs a coffin #3 needs food and a smile
jen says – reply to this

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FABULOUSNESS OVERLOAD!
Burn in hell says – reply to this

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2 CORPSES AND AND A SKELETON… HOW APPROPO THAT THEY HANG OUT TOGETHER
Sam says – reply to this

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Re: Lauren – Yeah Dita's so ugly…that's why she a model for MAC and gets paid millions to take her clothes off. She's beautiful.
Sam says – reply to this

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Re: divalicious – Have you ever seen Dita with no makeup? I've seen her with little or no makeup and she's even prettier natural.
Sam says – reply to this

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Re: I remember when….. – Really… Cause isn't she from Michigan? Hmmm…
Lucy says – reply to this

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they look like freaking statues lol plastics!
Perez Rocks says – reply to this

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I think Posh is trying to live up to the last 4 letters f her last name. Even it is was spelled with an e. HEM/HAM. She has pig nose and I heard it was by choice to
have her nose job done. So she can emulate a pig and since she has that huge head and a big face it worked for her. I think she has got to be one of the ugliest person I have seen in a long time who is famous. Still don't know why. She can make any $100.00 dress and make it look like she paid $10.00 for it same goes for clothing that sells in the upwards of several thousand.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"PEOPLE OF EARTH!
DISPITE OUR APPEARANCE, WE
MEAN YOU EARTHLINGS NO HARM!
WE COME FROM A GALAXY FAR
AWAY!
DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED OF OUR APPEARANCE,
IT CAN BE SHOCKING AT FIRST!
JUST CALL US 'THE THREE', WHILE WE
ARE ON YOUR PLANET!"
Cor says – reply to this

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Victoria is just like britney…obsessed with having her photo in the papers every day… and willing to leave her kids with the au pair day in day out whilst she flaunts her skinny body tirelessly….can she ever been phtographed without sunglassess….she obsessed and autistic…she looks the exactly the same in each photo , same pose different glasses…and she calls herself a fashionista?…theres NOTHING original about her….no wonder her " friends " dump her in weeks….shes obviously someone you can only take in very small doses and who probably spends all her time talking about herself…..poor kids, poor david, poor in laws….
victoriaisadog says – reply to this

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Thank you for finally saying it - snort, snort! Why does everyone, especially her, think she's so hot? I mean, i could stick some breast implants on my dog and she'd still be cuter than Victoria! WTF?
TEAM BRITTANY says – reply to this

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blah fuck dita says – reply to this

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Re: CL –
im not jealous of her i think she is so overrated she is fug in fact
and she is a stripper what is the differance between her and pamela anderson you're all stupid just because she is dressed 40's style you think she is class she's not
Lexi says – reply to this

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ah,I love it!
jammijam says – reply to this

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They look like they just broke out of the Wax Museum!!!
Netjryt says – reply to this

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Zombie Trifecta
DZArbonne says – reply to this

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Shannon says – reply to this

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Dita looks like a corpse. She's WAY too pale.
cat says – reply to this

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Dita Von Teese *is* glamor, sophistication, elegance and chic all in one fabulous woman. Mrs. Beckham doesn't look to shabby either.
lala says – reply to this

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where did Viky's boobys gone to????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? maby they poped, so she nee to wait 4 replasment.
samabama says – reply to this

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Man, that's a whole lotta sucked in cheeks and protruding cheekbones!
jo says – reply to this

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i think dita is soo gorgeous! i love her classic look. i think she should be chanel's #1 girl. like previously stated, she has the classic look down to a T!
anonymous vegetarian says – reply to this

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Yeah, I know Victoria Beckham has a "pig nose" but the sentance you wrote about her nose was DISGUSTING and it REALLY pissed me off "And then they cut off Victoria's pig nose and had themselves some b***n!" that's so immature and retarded, Perez!!!! oh, and you are a FAT, DISGUSTING SLEAZE-BAG!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria Beckham can't help it if she's got an ugly nose, the only pig is you, so why don't you eat yourself!!!!!!!! you're such a DICK HEAD, Perez Hilton!!!!!!!!!!