Shirtless. Again.
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Marc Jacobs
Now that he's all buff, he just can't keep his clothes on!
Marc Jacobs is on the cover of the new Arena Homme. And he's all sorts of naked.
Meow!
Posted: October 5, 2007 at 12:34 pm
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He's so cute, and I love his handbags!
what?
Oh yeah, and FIRST hoes!!
first?
Who knew?
Penis!!!!!
id also make sur ethey got a shot of my ass
he looks good for his age
i wonder how many posters would be comfortable with their guts on the cover of a mens fashion mag
marc jacobs is my hero
i should be on his diet
and fucking hot ex hookers
he is living the dream kids
derrr FIRST
I GOT THE LATEST SHIZ ON OUR FAVORITE BRUISED FRUIT!
HE’S GOING TO REHAB!!!!! YES THE INTERVENTION WORKED
BUT WHERE DOES A PERSON OF THIS CELEBBRITY GO YOU ASK?
BAYONNE NEW JERSEY! THATS RIGHT HES BEING RUSHED TO THE BUS
STATION AS WE SPEAK. ITS A 5 DAY TRIP FROM LA BUT AN UNAMED
STAFFER HAS ASSURED US THAT HE WAS GIVEN A TWINKIE PATCH!
THAT WILL FEED HIS SYSTEM CONSTANTLY AS HE TRAVELS THIS
LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY. HE WAS SEEN WEARING THE JUMPSUIT
FROM HIS LAST PERFORMANCE, WHERE THOSE IN ATTENDANCE SAID
THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A 350 POUND ORANGE! THE DOCTORS AT
HOSTESS HOUSE (A DIVISION OF YUM BRAND FOODS) THE REHAB
HE WILL BE ATTENDING ARE MORE CONCERNED WITH HIS UNHEALTHY
FIXATION ON A CERTAIN BLONDE POP SINGER HIS LOVE OF TWINKIES
AND HIS PARINOA OF THIS PERSON ARE A DEADLY COMBINATION!
AS HE WAS BEING DROPPED OFF AT THE BUS STATION HE WAS HEARD
TO BE MUTTERING OVER AND OVER “NUMBER 1 ON BILLBOARD I CAN’T
TAKE IT” WE MANAGED TO LURE HIM ON THE BUS WITH A TRAIL OF
TWINKIES AND THE PROMISE OF A SEAT NEXT TO THE POP STAR AS
HIS ASS WAS BEING WEDGED THROUGH THE DOOR HE TRIED TO
MAKE A BREAK FOR IT BUT SADLY HIS INABILITY TO LET GO OF THE
TWINKIES IN HIS HAND PREVENTED HIM FROM TURNING AROUND IN THE
DOOR. THOSE WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS THE SADDEST SITE EVER.
HE WAS LAST SEEN WITH HIS CREME STAINED CHEEKS PRESSED
FIRMLY AGAINST THE WINDOW! SO LONG OUR BRAVE FRIEND!
HE'S NOT BUFF…HE LOOKS SICK. PEREZ YOU'RE DELUDED SOMETIMES
Why? What is the reason behind this cover?
Marc Jacobs should stop getting naked and start designing nice clothes.
First!?!?!?
SEXY!!!!!!
FIRST!?!?!?!? WOO!!!
hot!
SECOND!?!?!?!?
First
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He's not cute…lol…damn i want to be first!! Anyway well done whoever was first repli to my comment pleez!!!
Buff….riiiiiiiiight………..
Looks more like he's been datin' Miss Tina than hittin' the gym.
He looks like he is holding his breath and sucking it in
Seen one, seen 'em all.
EEECH! All that working out didn't help her ugly face!!!! Still a nelly queen.
Not hot, Not cute, Not sexy.
What Marc Jacobs is, is an asshole piece of shit who lost touch with reality and his core customers a long ass time ago.
I think maybe after you shit kicking at Owen Wislon, then glamorizing a little shit head like Marc also tried to kill himself with drugs Jacobs, i just may not be a fan of yours anymore. Honestly.
Being funny and comedic is one thing, it is a telnt that needs to be crafted and worked on. But being sophmoric and lame is something any blogger can and has done.
Good actors go to class to brush up on skills, good doctors go to workshops to learn new technology, good pseudo journalist concentrate and THINK about things BEFORE they put their words in pen.
Perez, you are slipping.
I thought maybe at first, you were just a silly soul out there trying to give hollywood and fame whores a dose of reality.
Well i guess you must hae missplaced your personal motto/creed.
Mental illness vs. a shit head like Marc Jacobs sheer selfishness and gaul…..
yeah, this dolt is so fucking hot. Right.
once again, i find myself not caring enough to correct my spelling.
Re: I JUST HEARD – #9 You are fucken nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for the next episode!
LOVE MARC JACOBS!!!
men are gross
Damn he is hot. I have always loved Mark, especially because he is nerdy…I love nerds.
Ok… Maybe Marc Jacobs looks "buff" to someone like you, Mario, who is too fat to see his own penis. But to the rest of us, who take care of our bodies and minds, and actually take pride in the way we look, Jacobs just looks like a meth-head. But then, maybe that's what really turns you on, Super Mario Sister.
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uggh, what a douchebag.
its called take a really really deep breath and push as much of your chest out as you can….
yawn….. not sexy…not muscular…. oh yeah..its called TIRED
HE IS A GROSS EGO MANIAC IN THE MIDST OF A MIDLIFE CRISIS!!
I want to be his assistant and work UNDER him!!!
Not pretty at all. Please stop. Looks ultra druggy greasy to me. Kind of feel sorry for him though. Get help girl!
Marc is in good shape. Why doesnt he get that honker of a nose fixed now!
How?… When?… how can someone do that? how did HE achieve that? he looks sooooo goood…. yummy!… I mean… I haven't seen him in a while, i didn't know about his change… this is the first time that i see him in a while and may i just say… HE'S HOT!.
Greetings from Mexico.
I am so tired of this piece of shit, opportunistic - ugly bodied, whore boyfriended scank. Why does anyone care. His boyfriends is blowing Herpes and HIV into fags asses all over NYC. Marc is so much better than this but has been reduced to a total joke!
You should post before and afters. Remember when he had curly hair and glasses and was all pale? "I love his handbags"??? You don't have a clue you dumbass
I heard he had he was hiv positive! NO JOKE!!! I have a pal in the fashion biz so hes probably gracing every fashion mag cover before it starts to really show….SAD
Ugh, he looks like he's on Chemo Therepy or is a methhead or something.
i don't care how nice his body is…..he's still god awful ugly from the neck up….but hey at least he's not a disgusting looking pig like you Perez
hot, but you should file this under "fashion smashion" as well
Oh Shit! I thought that was David Beckham for a minute. WoW
I can't BELIEVE how he looks now. He was so floppy and sloppy before - now he looks like a completely different person. He looks great, dont get me wrong, but it is like a complete turn around. He musta worked hard at it.
Look at him! He's not hot; he's on meth!!!!!!!!!!!!
….oh, the old queen doesn't look 'buff' — she looks like she's 'wasting' after wayyy too many tina tokin' nights with rentboi wannabee suckups…. pretty soon her 'one can never be too thin' bod will be just that….. project runway better recruit a replacement soon….
I think Marc has aspirations of becoming the next gay male porn superstar. I have news for him…AINT GONNA HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. He may be all buff and shit, but he's still UGLY as homemade sin and as an aficianado of GAY PORN I can tell you that no one is gonna pay a DIME to see him doin it. Not him or his HIDEOUS on again/off again boyfriend. Marc Jacobs is a middle age man and he NEEDS to put some clothes on, AND grow back his hair cause that noggin of his IS NOT flattering. Granted he can now wear tighter clothes but he needs to put them on cause his continued naked presence in magazines is making the entire gay community SICK TO IT'S STOMACH.
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I dont know. At some point you need to have some dignity and not parade around like a male prostitute.
Do what you want in your bedroom, but have some class in public.
Another place where his picture should appear is in the dictionary, right under the entry LOSER!!! What a moron, ugly person. I can't stand him. GO BACK TO SEWING APRONS!
All buff? lol. What is it in H-Wood? If you can see the muscle, you're buff? He's teen-boy toned maybe, ain't buff.
I love Marc, and his clothes are amazing!
oh dang
Yawn… another aging, meth using, cradle robbing, AIDS having fag. What will he do in 10 years when what little bit of looks he has left are gone? Probably gain 300 pounds and start a bitchy gossip website.
Regarding his appearance … CRYSTAL METH IS AWESOME
wow! is marc jacobs still gay after his makeover?
he's only kind of buff - it looks like he's wearing a buff-suit!
I'd get naked, too. Fucker is buff!
He's on the cover but who's under the desk? Perez, I'm surprised you didn't think of this.
He looks very ill. All leathery looking.
God I hate him…
All of the nasty posts have to submit photos of THEMSELVES too! Let's see just how good YOU look in the light of day! It would probably look like the space bar in Star Wars! A parade of grotesquies!
HOW gay is that? WAY gay!
Re: Betty Da Boop –
I said he should get rid of the ex-prostitute.
this bums me out. i like him but its so effin' stereo gay and cheezy.
bring back the brains. ick, straight guys don't need to do this.
come on marc you are too classy for this queeny cheese porn shit.
lose the boy toy
Totally sucking his stomach in.
Mutton trying to look like lamb.
God, he really learned the humility thing in rehab, huh? NOT. I really think his publicity machine pays the fashion press to fawn over him. Because it just doesn't make sense. Dude, you're 44. It doesn't mean you can't look good without your shirt, you do. But stop shoving it down everyone's throat. It's gross. For God's sake, know when to say enough is enough. Also, if you're gonna date a hooker, keep it to yourself. It's not really good as a role model for young gays, ya know? Oy, he's tiresome.
I'm sorry, but he looks gross and he seems like an ugly human being on the inside too based on almost everything I've ever heard come out of his mouth
I understand that some younger gay men have "Daddy" fixations. But does "daddy" have to look like Kreddie Kreuger in a a slimmed-down Jabba-the-Hut bodysuit??
1 - Perez, lose some weight. All you do is moan about other people being fat. Mirror…
2 - This guy is not cute. He looks like a drug dealer…
3 - Will you stop talking about Britney, Perez. SLC…
4 - You haven't done a single report today (6 October). Boring…
5 - Have a nice day =]
if this pic was scratch n' stiff, it would smell like an ashtray….this guy is gross.
it looks like he is in shape………..BUT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'S POKING OUT HIS CHEST TO LOOK MORE BUFF OR SOMETHING.IT LOOKS PATHETIC.RELAX DUDE.POSE NATURALLY! IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR UGLY.
Always was an alluring one only gets better with time…. xo
prezzie, he looks hiv poz and like a crystal freak. i know the look. some of my good friends have the same affliction and have the exact same body type. when hiv poz guys do CM they look like that. WAKE UP FAT ONE!!
Im so over Marc….his collection for Spring 2008 was garbage and hes too worried about being a celeb….never buying any of his overpriced arrogance, er clothing again! Except maybe those Mary Jane boots…..if I had 800 dollars…which I dont…..
'This guy … looks like a drug dealer'
Re: UKHotii –
Marc Montana: “What you lookin’ at? … lol
Re: I JUST HEARD – #9 THAT WAS GOOD STUFF!! PEREZ IN TWINKIE REHAB. BACK TO MARC JACOBS….I BET HE'S GOT SOME HOTASS HOUSEBOYS HANGING AROUND HIS HOUSE. THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL AROUND 20, TAN, BLOND BUFF AND PROBABLY WEAR COLOR CODED SPEEDOS
Man, you'd think that with all his success he could afford a better camera.
OK HOW MUCH WORK DID HE HAVE DONE?? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT A NERD HE USED TO LOOK LIKE?? UHH "MILLHOUSE"!!!!! HE LOOKS TOO "SOUTH BEACH" TO ME!!! I WANT THE OLD MARC BACK!! THE ONE THAT ACTAULLY LOOKED LIKE A CREDIBLE DESIGNER!!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!
you drew the microphone into a cock! hilar
HIV steriods do a bod visually good….sometimes.
can wait for the sex tape.pigho
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suck it in