Totally Gratuitous

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Natalie Portman. Sigh.

Here she is, ravishing in red, at the LA premiere of The Darjeeling Limited on Thursday night.

We need more of her!

Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm / Email this »

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mememe says – reply to this

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aaaah, whatever….she's weird
lildj says – reply to this

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first?
Jules says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
KAYLA says – reply to this

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FIRST?!?!?!!?!?!
Ashley says – reply to this

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I LOVE her!!! Where has she been!!! The reason she's so drop dead is because she's VEGAN!!!!
T says – reply to this

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She's Pretty!
gillianfg says – reply to this

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Love her!! She's all over Paris Bus stops right now for the new Coco Mademoiselle ad!! And she's nude!!
Emily says – reply to this

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1st
boring says – reply to this

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
allioop says – reply to this

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ME!
greatgrimmer says – reply to this

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first beeeatttchhhh
Kelly says – reply to this

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Gorgeous. All those other ho's (Shitney, LiLo and Parasite, etc.) should take some pointers from Natalie, she's total class act~
fasdf says – reply to this

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CUTE
hanna says – reply to this

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why, shes not that good, theres better people in the world
ct says – reply to this

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she is absolutely stunning.
monimomo says – reply to this

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She is such a doll!
matt says – reply to this

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Like I said a few days ago, this woman is gorgeous. While everyone was ripping on her semi nude picture becuase she is skinny, well she is petite so what do you expect. A beautiful woman from Israel who just looks perfect
NOT PRETTY says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwwww. HATE THAT DRESS.
Randa says – reply to this

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Gawd shes pretty
poo says – reply to this

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I DONT LIKE HER
ivette says – reply to this

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LOVE her
LongIslandDiva says – reply to this

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OMG, my friend met this cunt rag during the movie premiere "Gangs of New York" and this fake bitch was such a fucking twat rag. She was so stuck up and wouldn't talk to ordinary people. She was soooo far up Leo's a-hole. Screw this doucherag….. I love her outfit though
Lindsey says – reply to this

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1.
superhot says – reply to this

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holy shit i am the first ine to leave a comment
brittany says – reply to this

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she is so pretty 1st??
samzie says – reply to this

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hawt hawt hawt!
a says – reply to this

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who doesn't need a little natalie in their life. Yum.
j says – reply to this

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yeah, i just love when she made those comments about she knows the struggles of being an african american. CANT STAND THE BITCH!
DULL says – reply to this

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EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS THIS IS NOT NEWS.
XXX-XXX says – reply to this

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ohh! she's perfect!
OK says – reply to this

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1.
Rogue says – reply to this

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She's a smoker, YUCK!!!!!
paris says – reply to this

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first! haha gain weight girl
Edie says – reply to this

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HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER! HATE HER!
gorgmang says – reply to this

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FIRST
aimee says – reply to this

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first yessssssssssssss
laurenelizabeth says – reply to this

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i love natalie portman. she can do no wrong.
paris says – reply to this

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aww man i was sooo NOT first lol this thing is rigged
Julia says – reply to this

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I DONT LIKE HER… AT ALL! SHES SO FUCKING STUCK UP!
iye says – reply to this

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perez, open your eyes. that dress is shiteous!
ariana says – reply to this

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she's so lovely…plus it's nice to see some different people on here once in a while!!
mia says – reply to this

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This is how a young woman dresses with class and still looks drop dead hot.
It's sad how few girls are taught this. She looks like a princess.
FARTO says – reply to this

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WHATS UP WITH HER FACE LATELY????????????
PEREZ DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT HIS METH HABIT AND ADDICTION TO BABY ASPIRIN.
chris says – reply to this

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more of her, less of you making fun of her costar
yo says – reply to this

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NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES
SHE CANT EVEN ROCK THIS LAVIN OUTFIT RIGHT
IT'S NOT THE OUTFIT ITS HER SHE'S LAME
HER B-FRIEND NATHAN BOGAL IS HOT TOUGH
CARA loves PETA says – reply to this

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i absolutely love her and i always will. my dream girl!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ColoredGirl says – reply to this

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Is this an site for Blacks Only? All the names that post seem to be those inner city black names, like shanikwa and papsmira and paternity-testa and Cloroxa. Are so many blacks writing becasue they are home on welfare? Are the 16 year old mothers who live in the poor areas of town home with their children who are screaming and sitting in their shit because the dumb as bitches cannot get their fat fucking asses off their crates from in front of their second hand computers to feed their bastard children? Do any of these dumb black bitches who post know who the father of their babies are?

You all are so pathetic. Get a life, be more like Perez and gain 100 pounds and put some nasty hair color in your nappy head and get a J.O.B. - stop begging from we white girls who are able to drive to our high schools because our parents can afford to buy us cars and laptops. Word!
chaz says – reply to this

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I was on a flight with her, seated next to her in first class, and she was such a bitch!!! i don't know why everyone likes her…
Megan says – reply to this

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Perez,
Gratuitous means "being without apparent reason, cause, or justification: a gratuitous insult."

As much as you say you love Natalie, you shouldn't post items about her with headlines that label her "unnecessary", should you?
carriebradshaw* says – reply to this

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She always looks like she's 12 years old to me.
WHAT?! says – reply to this

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She's a vegan…supposedly all about living a healthy lifestyle and yet she smokes ?????
Whatevers Never says – reply to this

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She is so delicious! Wow, I love her!
The Offices of Ann Coulter says – reply to this

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I usually don't take the side of COONS but in this case i will. YOU #49 are FAR WORSE than a black girl becuase you are white yet PRETEND to be black…how sad, you try to talk like a spook, act like a spook, buy their shitty rap cd's and keep them living the high life you stupid fucking trailer trash cunt!!!
live wire says – reply to this

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#49 - ColoredGirl says – reply to this

Is this an site for Blacks Only? All the names that post seem to be those inner city black names, like shanikwa and papsmira and paternity-testa and Cloroxa. Are so many blacks writing becasue they are home on welfare? Are the 16 year old mothers who live in the poor areas of town home with their children who are screaming and sitting in their shit because the dumb as bitches cannot get their fat fucking asses off their crates from in front of their second hand computers to feed their bastard children? Do any of these dumb black bitches who post know who the father of their babies are?
You all are so pathetic. Get a life, be more like Perez and gain 100 pounds and put some nasty hair color in your nappy head and get a J.O.B. - stop begging from we white girls who are able to drive to our high schools because our parents can afford to buy us cars and laptops. Word!
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What the hell?!
ELLIE says – reply to this

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NO WAY, SHE'S A DOUCHE.
jerk off! says – reply to this

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Re: ColoredGirl – you are a complete asshole
euiopd says – reply to this

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this girl is a sucky actress and has no charm
jOHN says – reply to this

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Robert says – reply to this

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She's OK in a totally average way, nothing spectacular
Stephanie says – reply to this

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CLASSY!!!!!
Dirty Gal says – reply to this

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MYDIRTYDEED.com Time to Clean The Skeletons Out the Closet.
Ah Hahaha! says – reply to this

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Looks like she has a red tail in the second picture.
Bella says – reply to this

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We need more of her so that you can end up bashing her? The minute she makes a "mistake" you'll start dragging her across your blog!!!!

I admire celebrities who can maintain integrity and mystique and still be successful.

Natalie Portman has class and you don't FattyPerez!
matt says – reply to this

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Re: ColoredGirl –

WOW. you are sad.
Aw says – reply to this

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She is so pretty
Bella says – reply to this

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Re: ColoredGirl –

You are such an ass…what the hell are you doing on this site?
BRAZY says – reply to this

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idk wat island u've been on perez dis bitch look like a damn blowfish on steroids she needs to bring that out fit back to grandma cuz dat shit aint working 4 her
FairyOciouS says – reply to this

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I've loved her since The Professional. She's the epitome of class and grace.
Unlike #49 who couldn't spell the word "ass", let alone keep from making one of herself! You are the prime example of the kind of hate and ignorance we still have to deal with in this day and age. Such a SHAME!
Aaron in Tampa says – reply to this

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Natalie, if you're reading this "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!"

Come see Daddy in Tampa! XOXO

;) lol
raul says – reply to this

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The best thing in Closer….
hands down!
everybody fall in love with her!
stevie4444 says – reply to this

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Umm, hey, the 80's called and the decade wants its dress back! It is just me or does the red rope behind her, which matches her dress, actually look like a tail coming out of her. YAWN, she's a bore!
Naemi says – reply to this

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What is she wearing? A tea bag?
GMSPR says – reply to this

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I love her look. Beautiful.
steffys says – reply to this

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she is beautiful
Lisa says – reply to this

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wow….she is so stunning!!!!
tony says – reply to this

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i'm in love with her
Me says – reply to this

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Re: ColoredGirl – That comment was SO not necessary! Perez, you need to make sure comments like this don't make it onto your website.
Sarah Jessica Parker says – reply to this

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You're a sissy, so why are you sighing when you look at her? Is it the dress? I bet you're trying to find one of those in your size, aren't you? I can picture you sitting in your house alone putting on makeup & a plus-sized red dress like that, & dancing to gloria estefan records. You pathetic obese queen.
TrojanKristina says – reply to this

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She's speaking at USC tonight! WooHoo!
Sarah Jessica Parker says – reply to this

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Re: ColoredGirl – You hit the nail on the head my dear Maybe they should try reading a fucking e-book while they're wasting their whole day sitting on their big sloppy asses in front of their pc & neglecting their little mongrels. I love how they have 9 kids with 5 ugly gorilla baby-daddies. At least those dirty hispanics have semi-monagamous relationships before they shit out a gang of kids. Don't worry, the white people will work & pay taxes so you can all keep posting on this site while waiting for your welfare check.
Pretzel says – reply to this

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You mean "gracious."
JD says – reply to this

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she's pretty cool
Robert says – reply to this

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FIRST!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this

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Lurve her!!! More NP, and less Paris, LiLo, and Shitney, plz!!!
how is it you exist ? says – reply to this

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Hi colored girl a.k.a Sarah Jessica Parker…bored out of our empty useless minds are we.
uggabugga says – reply to this

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I have loved her since she was in Beautiful Girls….which is a friggin awsome movie!
divalicious says – reply to this

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This cellulite riddled piece of self-righteous trash needs to die. hopefully sooner rather than later. Remember when she KNEW what it was like to be black? That was almost as comical as her turn as a stripper in "Closer" I became lactose intolerant after seeing her cheesy ass.

Save Darfur? How about stop saving Israel–who, since 1948, gets more aid than Egypt (second place beggar) and sub-Saharan Africa (a group of coutries btw) COMBINED.

Get real. Just act (your version of it anyway) and shut the fuck up.
Blaire says – reply to this

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She's so weird looking, wtf? pretty face but not attractive.
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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I'd boink her from here to wednesday !
Kimberly says – reply to this

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Have always liked her!
aida says – reply to this

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i agree!
divalicious says – reply to this

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Martina Hingis, is that you?
Brian says – reply to this

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She is a fellow NYer and she is graceful and classy!
Yes, we do need to see more of her!
andrea says – reply to this

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Re: gillianfg –
thats keira knightley!
Agirl2 says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS VERY PRETTY IN THAT RED.

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divalicious says – reply to this

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She isn't from NY. She's from Israel. She may live here now, but she's not a New Yorker. I'm not even sure she is human. It's hard to tell through the smoke of self-righteousness.
Larry says – reply to this

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Simply Gorgeous - the only celeb I would say that about, has anyone seen her in Closer?
rt says – reply to this

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Re: divalicious –
she was born in israel but lives in new york since she is a child so she is more a new yorker than an israeli citizen
samguy says – reply to this

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Funny how the nice Jewish girl dresses classy while good "Christian" girls (i.e. the Simpson tarts) dress like harlots.
Vinnie says – reply to this

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She is so sexy and talented. Amazing actress.

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