How We've Missed Them!
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
Where have they been? Detoxing in Arizona? Having wild drug-fueled orgies in Ibiza? We don't care. We're just happy to have them back!
Our favoritest Hollywood couple, Cook & Crook, are back!
Brittany Murphy and her dreamboat husband, the sketchy Simon Monjack, are back in LA and warming our hearts.
The drugged-up loved-up duo went shopping for some camera equipment at Samy's Camera in L.A. on Saturday.
Might they be working on a sex tape they plan to leak soon???
We should be so lucky!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
It's That Time Of The Year
Are We Believing This???
my first first
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1st!!!
Firssst
he is digusting….are we sure he didn't eat her??
A sex tape of these two would be disgusting…with his big ass beer belly? Nasty!
firsssssst
FiRST
hahha!!
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They confuse me! Why are they together? I guess she loves him but dude…he is so not cute. Sorry I'm being a bit superficial but c'mon.
OMG…she is way to cute for him! What does she see in him?
meow
WTF is she doing with this hack???
eewwww
OMG…she is way too cute for him! What does she see in him?
HE IS SO FUCKING SICK….DICK DICK DICK HAIR PUBES PUSSY
this looks nothing like her!!
Yeah, I know looks aren't everything, but holy cow - she coulda done a wee bit better than that!
from ashton to this? wf
Who IS this guy???? He looks dirty, greasy and really disgusting….. I can't believe THAT is what she finally settled down with!!!! Ewwww…
FIRST!!1
from ashton to this? wtf
she married that dude?….must have been cuz of his money…LOL!
brit looks good!!
What a nasty dude..he must be blackmailing her and forcing her to stay with him. Maybe he has her mother locked in a cage somewhere. How else does someone go from Ashton Kutcher to this??
WOW was he always that FAT !!!!
EW OMG. WTF MURPHY
he is repulsive.
Perez! I don't want to imagine these fools doing it! You sicko! Maybe you want to..so you can lust over that greasy bear
wow he really gained some weight.
he looks gross ewwwwwww..she MARRIED HIM! oh my!
Is this a joke????
i've always really liked her, and i say let them be, as long as they're happy with each other. You really shouldn't alway be so insutling, i mean, eventually someone's gonna end up with you, would you like it if some idiot was saying the same thing then?
I'm sorry I just would not be able to straddle that…..yuck!
NASTY!! HOW CAN SHE LAY ON HER BACK FOR THAT NASTY ASS BLOATED LOSER
Is Brittany a chef? Because "cook" means someone who makes food and "kook" is a crazy person. I'm pretty sure Brittany's a KOOK, I was just wondering if maybe she's also a cook.
They look like they just got their U.S. citizenship.
He's the ugliest dude I've ever seen
He's the ugliest dude I've ever seen
Well, to each his own. He must have a fantastic personality and/or be really great in bed.
I think you meant "Kook" not Cook.
She's cute but, um…….he's….ewwww…..NOT cute AT ALL. Pretty nasty actually. I don't get it………..
Who cares that he is big. That's proberly not why she's with him. So get a grip people. Love is blind. And she's with him for his personality. It's selfish to choose who you love out from what they look like and not for who they are. God bless.
Re: MYSTIK – Hey, quit taking up so much space with all your stupid bullshit…..
He is better looking than you PEREZ. And I'm sure he is better looking than most of you who are posting. that includes you bitches.
Re: Mette – you must be very ugly and have a hard getting someone to date you
Hmm is she even famous anymore? maybe she met this guy in her clueless days but still how do you go from Ashton Kutcher To THAT? As Well maybe she is a chubby chaser
Re: Mette – Seriously, if you do not want to hear people slamming celebrities for their insane choices, crazy antics, and outright stupidity, then you probably (yes, that's how you spell it… NOT proberly) shouldn't visit this site. Maybe you are unaware of it, but this is a celebrity gossip website and that's all we do here…. gossip and make fun of the stupid shit they do!!! It's just entertainment… not the gospel according to Perez!!! Relax a bit!!!!!!!
Fuck he's fat
Re: corey – You must be incredibly loaded……. that's usually how that shit works!!!!!!
he's fat and disgusting, but has anyone ever seen her in an interview? She is irritating and obnoxious and I can't understand anyone wanting to be with her as soon as she opens her mouth. She is cute, but it stops there.
Judging from most of the comments on here all that crap about guys being more visually orientated then women is garbage. Most women judge men by their appearance on first site.
I guess Pamela is happy. Isn't marriage cool !!! maybe even yummy!!! or not… errr probably the latter.
Never thought anything much of her to begin with, but GOD THIS GUY IS JUST SUCH A BIG FAT SLOB. WHY WOULD SHE SETTLE FOR THIS PORKER????? SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN USUAL HERE. SOMETIMES SHE JUST LOOKS PLAIN UNATTRACTIVE. STILL SHE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN HIM.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S MAFIA.
From Ashton Kutcher to that thing?! Gross, he looks like he should be on America's Most Wanted. I get that creepy uncle vibe from him, total pedo!
SPELL CHECK ON WHAT EXACTLY?
Sweetie?
wow umm that's just gross i know about all that looks don't matter but, that's just gross…
i just saw a huge freaking white cat there in one of your ads. Cool… I love cats.
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Gosh, he's pretty.
perez!!! wat's wrong with u?! maybe he did blackmail her…..
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Is that fat ass rich or something..How did he get her..Thats crazy. Most girls settle for money anyway.
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Re: Mette –
Love is blind my ass. All women settle for Money!! Thats how fucked up girls are. They will compromise sooooooooo much if you have a fat wallet.. Its true.. If a women knows she will be taken care of she will go along with anything.
OMG..I know she is only like 29 because I went to junior high with her. her husband looks old enough to be her father, & just plain old oogly. (God please don't kill me for saying such things). she was once talented but now she's just a joke.
He wasn't this fat the last time they were in the press. What has he been doing, going to Starbucks with BS and sucking up fraps? He's skanky and ugly.
SERIOUSLY BRITTANY??! Is this a joke? Are you really with this sloppy gross guy?
Remember when people like Brittany Murphy, Shannon Elizabeth, J. Love Hewitt, Jason Biggs, etc, were famous? Yeah neither do I.
eeek! come on brittany! you could do SO much better! =(
Re: sarah –
LOL!!!!!
How did he get her?!? Seriously people this is Brittany Murphy. She could have anyone she wants! Does anyone else think this!?!? Reply if you do…
this guy is fucking ugly.
well uh, duh… hey, i got nothing against either of them at all, cuz i have no idea who they are. hope this didn't offend anyone who follows whoever they are.
I want to talk about bazongas and weddings.
Re: damn – You must be really stupid to write things like that. But maybe you feel better with yourself after dissin' people? God bless you bitch.
where did my weddings and bazongas comment go?!!
OMG - this guy is just disgusting. He looks like he should either be a New Jersey pimp or instead hanging out with Britney Spears!
OMG - this guy is just disgusting. He looks like he should either be a New Jersey pimp or instead hanging out with Britney Spears!
Re: OK….?????….!!!!!!! – Why are you getting so upset over my comment? I don't get it. I know this is a gossip site about celebrities, I'm not stupid. I just wrote what I think about their relationship. So you should relax! God bless.
i wonder how many times pamela has been married…. since the last time i had a freaking date. well, not really a freaking date, just a date.
He is soooooooooooooooo HOT
He looks like what a MAN should look like
Bet when he fucks you, you know you have been fucked
I will gladly wash out his socks
Re: YEAH RIGHT – Money is love. But you can't get real love for money. So women that settles for money are just stupid. God bless
He needs an 8 month diet followed by a queer eye makeover to even be in the same photo carrying her luggage.
Re: Mette – You're so right. I gotta agree in all your comments and I'm not even a girl. But I like what you have to say. Peace out nigga!!
I guess he doesn't eat many carrots? I just ate a carrot and although i prefer fast food, i realize i'm a healthier, happier, and almost not a typical bachelor. but not quite. something like that.
DOES SHE REALLY HAVE SEX WITH THAT FAT ASS SCARY BALDING MAN?
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow…maybe he has a nice personality???
I prefer booties to flattened-out-by-a-girdle buns.
damn he must have a lot of money!
She is WAY too cute of a girl to be married to that. Is she blind? Poor dear. He looks like somebody's skeezy con artist uncle who is in jail every other month. He must be rich or have a great personality or wear a bag over his entire body….yuck.
he reminds me of ron jeremy =| eghh
is he the bodyguard? i'm totally without a clue, which i think keeps me from caring… and that's way cool !!!
anyone wanna tell me who's the hottest celeb-chick of the moment? i like it wen dey got tah lint… lol
Hey PP, be nice to the balding man.
Re: Mette – bitch you're still ugly!! get over it!! by the way dumbass, God and bitch dont go in the same sentence !! fuckin loser
john belushi IS alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. He just looks nasty.
That just makes NO sense!!
Perez, when was Britney's butt so yummilicious? lol
The reason perez calls him a crook is because of the allegations against him. A lot of women have come forth saying what a con-artist he really is. I don't know who he is or what he has done but there are some pretty pissed off women and countless others who firmly believe he is a crook.
Re: Mette – Whatever… you're obviously fat & nasty too!!
Re: Mette – Oh it is possible…. I got love & money… lots of both!!!!
i'm going to 'weigh in' on another topic.