Drug Paranoia
Just how crazy is Britney Spears?
Let's break it down for you!
According to Us Weekly, the frequent and habitual drug user's weekend was filled with lots of dramz, as usual.
On Friday night Britney and her producer pal/fuckbuddy J.R. Rotem were having a bit of late night car trouble.
Were they high????
The two approached the main gates of Spears’ gated community in Beverly Hills near Mulholland when photographers noticed something sticking out of her tire. They pulled it out and the tire went flat.
“Britney had a flat tire and J.R. was joking that someone flattened it on purpose and Britney took it seriously and got scared,” a source tells Us.
Britney then got "spooked" and said that she thought someone had broken into her house, as well.
"I'm scared to go to my house because somebody broke in,” she told the paparazzi.
The insider tells Us that this isn’t the first time Britney has mistakenly thought that people were breaking into her house. “It's one of her paranoias.”
Lay off the drugs, honey!
The police arrived and calmed down the tweaking star, establishing with confidence that the residence had not been broken into. But Britney was still "spooked" - uh huh - and didn't want to spend the night at her Beverly Hills Mansion. Instead, she decided to bunk at her Malibu house instead.
“I don't know how to get to my Malibu house will you help me?" she pleaded with photographers.
Is she fucking serious????
For reals, girl????
Jesus!!!
Luckily, help was on the way. At 3 a.m., Lynne Spears’ assistant pulled up and spirited the singer away to her house in Malibu where she and her mother and sister bonded behind closed doors.
Hopefully they kept Brit Brit away from the drugs too, though that may be hoping for too much!
[Image by Wright/Beiny via WENN.]
This Breaks Our Heart
High Art or Just Fug???
uh, hello! you see this picture where Jamie is about to punch somebody, and its all about Britney!
can someone plz retire brits boots…they have appearing since like 2000 and she wears them just about every damn day
shezzz im poor and i have a bigger shoe collection then her
She isnt on drugs its been proven so now why dont you ease up on her?!
i don't like britney but i love what jamie lynn did!!!!!
Perez you F****n Blow. Shut The Hell Up You are just jealous because she has all the fame your twinkie lovin A$$ wants and can’t have. Brits album will blow up the charts more than any album you would ever put out. Go run on a treadmill for god sake. The twinkie stock needs to take a plunge anyways! Team X17 Bitch!
Re: S-teve – OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It took Trinny Tranny..a whole fuckin' 48 hours to respond.
Yikes We are scared…….
"You don't write to GOOD y'all
Dangling modifier y'all gnorant asses
Trinny I am sure that I won't here from u as it will take another 48 hours for u to do research or learn english, to properly respond to this comment…as obviously u are from a 3rd world Country???? no wait u are an illegal mexican immigrant….THAT"S RIGHT…
I can see why u understood Trinny when she said, "If I could fuck myself while I "SAT" here….I would
Re: S-teve –
Oh geeze is right
Trinny Tranny
Re: mj –
Darlin..sweetie, sugar…
You don't have what it takes to take the 'piss' out of me'…….
k!!!!????
F-A-K-E. This was a publicity stunt. It is almost as bad as the time Pauley Shore hired someone to attack him on stage. Weak, just weak.
Re: mj –
First
First
To call out a stupid "plastic bitch'…
Stop the presses. So her MOTHER Lynne has an assistant?? Now that's too fucking much.
WHY THE HECK DOES SHE KEEP WEARING THEM FUNKY A55 DIRTY BROWN BOOTS WITH EVERYTHING!!!! DIRTY BROWN BOOTS WITH PINK, WITH YELLOW, WITH PURPLE, WITH SKIRT, DRESS, SHORTS, PANTS…..WHUH THUH EFF?