Going Off Like A Fart Bomb

Lesbians will love this!

America's Next Top Model alum Lisa D'Amato is hoping to extend her 15 seconds of fame by attempting to be a bad white female rapper.

Click here to watch the video for her first single, Ace of Spades.

It's so bad that Britney Spears is trying to get it on her new album!

It's so bad we've watched it three times already and kinda love it.

Popping bottles with Top Models!

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm / Email this »

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#1
gg says – reply to this

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LOL Suck!
SIMON FUCKING HILL says – reply to this

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SECOND!!!! fuck yuuuh
josh hilton says – reply to this

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Wow… Brit whaaaa??!?!
amy says – reply to this

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firstttttttt
JEN says – reply to this

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WAS THAT FUCKING SERIOUS?
meeeeee says – reply to this

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2nd?
bagel says – reply to this

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hahahahaha terrible
Wowza says – reply to this

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WOW… That is really pretty awesomely bad Prezzie….
Robbie says – reply to this

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first!
william says – reply to this

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1st!!!!!!!!!!
thefabone says – reply to this

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SECOND!
WormBate says – reply to this

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This is fucked up funny!
megaritta says – reply to this

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OMG THIS SHIT IS TOO BAD FOR WORDS
Kaylin says – reply to this

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Almost first!!! And that was terrible so so so so so terrible.
emi says – reply to this

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.asgnjaklsgSGRTs
del says – reply to this

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That Bipolar chick needs to take her meds.
Sakasha says – reply to this

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Poppin!!
Steph says – reply to this

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That is AWFUL!
Erica says – reply to this

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IT IS I ERICA THE GOD WARRIOR! I AM ADDICTED TO GOD, PEANUT BUTTER AND CANINES.
I HAVE A STICKY COOTER!
REPENT SINNERS!
JOHN3:16
Uproar says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL?
Simone says – reply to this

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wtf?!?! bad…
mbiest says – reply to this

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#11?????
pereztastic says – reply to this

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awesome
kaity says – reply to this

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wow.

that hurt.
beaux says – reply to this

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I really liked Lisa on Top Model. I really wish she would not have done that video. It looks like she will be in the ranks of Johnnie Fairplay and Danny Bonaduce. She might need to call Janice D. and gets some advice about smoothing over disasters. I am sorry girl. I still like you though!
harly says – reply to this

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omfg… she needs to just stop!! so effin funny!
me says – reply to this

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what a joke
Kate says – reply to this

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omfg.
Nick says – reply to this

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55th?

Anything Britney has ever done looks like Monet and sounds like Mozart compared to this shit.

"Why do I feel like I'm doing something wrong?" because you are honey, you are.
megz says – reply to this

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i'd rather watch K-Fed…that was horrible!
Jordan says – reply to this

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1st!
David says – reply to this

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OMG I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! WOHUUU GO LISA!!
Liztron says – reply to this

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It is so bad.
so bad that I actually might hear it in someone's car.

I ended it at 2:31, the pose was amazing.
Try it.
fl girl says – reply to this

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holy shitballs. she did that crap with a straight face i give her props for that cause I couldn't even finish watching it. it's like mr. ed on crack
tara says – reply to this

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so…pathetic..
Sasha says – reply to this

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Oh my god horrible.
jason sanders says – reply to this

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wow, this was awful! I Mean really really bad! she should just stick to modeling and put the booze down. Who funded this? whatever label did just lost a shot ton of money
lizzoizzo says – reply to this

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what the hell?

why is that piece of shit trying to ruin britney's chances of winning 'worst song of 07'?

i never liked her on model and i dong like her now

SHE HAS NO TALENT
FURBY says – reply to this

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This is like a joke. This is a joke. It's also a bad dream. KILL'ER
Kate says – reply to this

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Holy shit… That is terrible. It seems to me that this is the age when anybody can call themself an artist and put out crap. Did shit like this happen in the 70's and I just missed it because I was baby? The 80's? Hell, even the 90's? Am I just out of touch with reality from the past or is there just a plethera of crap out there these days?
Augustana Annie says – reply to this

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that is SOOO bad!!

she was one of the worst on ANTM EVER!!!
gross
HATER says – reply to this

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This bitch should have won top model !!!! she was the best thing all season
Sounds like Lady Sov's song
what-ev says – reply to this

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ugh…hated that bitch when she was on ANTM…hate her even more now! so ugly with a big nose…nose was bigger than her boobs.
what-ev says – reply to this

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ugh…hated that bitch when she was on ANTM…hate her even more now! so ugly with a big nose…nose was bigger than her boobs.
enormo says – reply to this

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i don't know whether to shoot her or me.
Mike says – reply to this

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oh man..
mary says – reply to this

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
cudahy says – reply to this

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fo show!!!
jamal says – reply to this

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that gave me a good laugh… so crappy that i loved it
claire says – reply to this

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looool. hilarious. I kinda like it.
Diane says – reply to this

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this is bad
Kc says – reply to this

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It's like she's loaded and talking over her casio keyboard set on auto
bandanabaybay says – reply to this

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wow. I think I just threw up a little
buttercup says – reply to this

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curious, i never heard how your concert went….i'm sure if it turned out well every other story last monday would have been about it…musta sucked. also, you haven't been whoring out your show on vh1 since it premiered…they cancel you already?? oh, and thanks for the etd (electronically transmitted disease) i had a tracking cookie on my computer from your site. ass.
WOW says – reply to this

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ummm… "standing here with no fear" is going to haunt my dreams. it sounds like they did this in one take and couldn't afford any more studio time to fix it!
MADmike says – reply to this

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Fuckn' great. Tyra's gonna be A haten………U ROCK CHICK!!
Kim says – reply to this

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standing here

with no fear….

I'm scuuurd y'all
smarterthanyou says – reply to this

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And everyone wonders why black people hate the white man
L35L13 says – reply to this

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Dayum… that's really bad.
janice says – reply to this

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haha.. this shit sucks, and no he's not serious about britney. lol
jenn says – reply to this

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wow thats bad.
Tash says – reply to this

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Whoa… this is ridiculous. I really liked her on Top Model… maybe she should stay infront of the still camera. Her song was like a continuous sucession of Bazooka Joe raps.
omg says – reply to this

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what the hell was that? she can't rap, or dance or be sexy in anyway. wow. it was almost like she was making fun of herself. and when she says fear, i cringe in pain.
b says – reply to this

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That was the best thing since sliced cheese
I hope this is video is a joke, I like her bathing suit though, hot shit
Wait, rewind, did she just say I'll pistol whip you in the ass?
o god
D' Amato tamato says – reply to this

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I couldn't stand the crossed-eyed bitch when she was on ANTM.
Sammy says – reply to this

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that was actually . . . pretty awesome! i loved it i don't know what it is it's just kinda honest and fun she's not a good rapper but she makes it work with the personality. She's fun and i like her she makes me laugh, I'd buy this lisa! if you don't like it like her whatever she said . . .
amanda says – reply to this

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32nd!
the rat pack says – reply to this

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It reminded me of Willa Ford.
Only worse.
Sammy says – reply to this

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that was actually . . . pretty awesome! i loved it i don't know what it is it's just kinda honest and fun she's not a good rapper but she makes it work with the personality. She's fun and i like her she makes me laugh, I'd buy this lisa! if you don't like it lick her whatever she said . . .
Hahaha says – reply to this

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Standing here with no fear…haha. Twang and all.
Jane says – reply to this

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She can't be serious. That should a SNL digital short.
shay says – reply to this

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i'll throw ur game into shambles???? WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD? lol
grinchella says – reply to this

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DOUBLE SUCK
hope says – reply to this

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bad, bad, bad.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says – reply to this

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Is she f'ing kidding? Lame
Roni says – reply to this

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Wow, that was horrible!
I mean she was practically screaming the whole song.

All I heard was screaming and moaning.
just like a typical day for perez:P
jess says – reply to this

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this is a joke right??? she cant be serious…..please tell me its a joke and that someone didnt sign her to a label…..this is sad…..i would rather sit and listen to britney………wow that was soooooooooooooo bad….maybe her and brit can do a duet ha!
Paella says – reply to this

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Oh God whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could only endure the 1st 7 seconds and i hate to shut it off! That is B-A-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice says – reply to this

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omg, that was absolutely awful…I really feel bad for her…..maybe she should have stuck with modeling…..
Kristin says – reply to this

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OMG!! This is freaking hilarious. My speakers are on the fritz and I couldn't remember which one she was….boy howdy, do I remeber now!! She hopping around like a cracked out frog! Too damn funny - it's got great comedic value. I hated this chicks voice in the show, so I can only imagine what it sounds like with her attempting to sing/rap.
Shannon says – reply to this

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This is a joke.
sandybottoms says – reply to this

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hmmmm there are no words……….
Ashley says – reply to this

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Holy shit. There are no words. That is what I imagine Jamie Pressley's character on My Name is Earl would look and sound like rapping.
dumb says – reply to this

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that was so annoying, Geeky,
laaaaamebeatz says – reply to this

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It's not that she can't improve her flow, it's that the beat is soooo lame. If she is really going to take this route she should have a producer who has a name in hip-hop. It sounds like crap rap you hear on the disney channel, minus the lyrics of course. No offense to disney. She looks looney.
SHAY says – reply to this

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Does anybody when she was talking to a plant on antm?
emily says – reply to this

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Shes got to be kidding. She just had to be. It's like when my five year old cousin tries to sing along to the radio.
jenn says – reply to this

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ok so that was like watching a train wreck.. I just couldn't turn away.. like I honestly wanted to.. sooo bad… but omg.. I just kept thinking, she might actually .. oh I dunno.. maybe I thought it would end in a "just kidding" or something.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Sounds like really baddddd Peaches?
cake says – reply to this

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sounds better than shitney the chipmunk which isn't saying much
ConsumerTreehouse.com says – reply to this

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Is she the female version of K-Fed?
ashley says – reply to this

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that is sooo awful…kinda amazing but super awful like super
Erica says – reply to this

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I LOVE BLACK COCK IN MY ASS! I'M A GOD WARRIOR! SINNERS REPENT!
KC says – reply to this

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this is terrrible.
id rather watch britneys vma perfomance 100xs then this crap.
are they giving record deals to just anyone these days?!!!
Deshaye says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT U CALL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b says – reply to this

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terrible. F.
Liz says – reply to this

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whooooooooa. I hated her on the show. not much has changed.

SERIOUSLY?!? It reminds me of a song my friends and I made on Garage Band called High Shool Tittes.
Hidi says – reply to this

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OMG - is this a joke? I busted out laughing when she started rappin about pistol whippin some ass LMAO! I guess the modeling gig did not work out???
midori says – reply to this

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now that's just horrible.